₦airaland Forum

Drlaw:
I wonder o! My brother the hate is in me already now and if anything happen to me or I am been taken anyhow I promise myself to hurt just only one Kenya I come across in Nigeria I heard their lot of them in Redeemption camp. Make don just deport me first war don start be that. Left alone the way we are been extorted like that one is not enough para dey my blood now and I am ready to create history if they don't stop dis. U can imagine how their lady embrace naija men that's what their problem is and all their men are lazy dude. They can't reason or work at all u find them drank early morning falling off all around while the women are hard working smart intelligent and honest Kenyan men can't just withstand us that just it. There is Nigerian Kenyan wife association o! U can imagine. Minus their bastard kids that Nigerian are adopting that we are taken care of. Then don start war them no know.

This is what i call arrogance wrapped in foam, with a barcode on it. Typical of you folks, you think you're sliced bread, when in fact loads of people have an inherent dislike of you. Try disrespect a proud Kenyan man like myself who earns his sweat clean and you shall have a religious experience.

symbianDON:
your write up is quite assuming, derogatory and reeks of arrogance. that quite a few Nigerians are breaking the law in Kenya doesn't mean every Nigerian in kenya or any other country for that matter goes around with intentions to break the law. if I may ask, do you know how many Nigerians go in and out of Kenya on a monthly basis? going legally and returning as supposed? I have been to Kenya and I have quite a few friends who are Kenyan and I never broke any immigration laws neither did I go to hustle or take advantage of your 'electricity and water taps or internet'. nigeria is a country of 200million people and so it is wrong on every ground to judge us based on the failure of 25 people who have chosen to break laws. and oh! let me quickly remind you that kenyans do have shortcomings too.

Allow me to correct a false impression you appear to have . We kenyans also belong to the human family and so are subject to its( humanity's )limitations.

There's been an upsurge in folks from Nigeria in the country, and they have been doing their reputation no good by engaging in acts to arouse suspicion, or even worse do crimes (yes, overstaying your visa is a crime anywhere ). I live on the ground, and can tell you they indeed come over to hustle. It's your word against mine.

Anyone is welcome here, so long as they OBEY the law, don't upset local norms, and behave decently. You may come 1 million per month, but if you all came with suspect intentions, your numbers are not important. The law is.

anonimi:
Their MAIN natural resource is the wildlife that they have CONSERVED very well with the help of many oyinbos.
Something that we also have but have neglected as everyone is content to simply share Niger Delta oil revenue.



https://mambo.hypotheses.org/files/2011/03/nairobi-1-720x340.jpg

Another false stereotype about Kenya. Kenyas main resource is its people : its HUMAN resource. We have leveraged it for national development. I get sick anytime you folks see something in your neighbors garden and run around saying oyibo oyibo has helped them.Those animals are safely secure in national parks and game reserves controlled and run by the Kenya wildlife Service. Does a similar body exist in 9ja? Yes, the tourism they bring in quite a bit of cash,but we don't DEPEND on it . Kenya's economy is service based and not a natural resource based mono(oil) economy like yours hence your inability to fathom that we can do so much with far much less than you folks (as far as natural resources are concerned ).

Fix yourselves before you can deem to advise others.

Dear Nigerians,
You don't go to somebody's house, eat his ugali, insult his wife, mess up his living room and crap on his floor and think there won't be any consequences. You guys come here courtesy of Kenya Airways running daily flights to Lagos ( Kenya is a major continental and global aviation hub after all), you come to hustle, walk in and act like you own the place, live in seclusion, harass local women, practice unwholesome social ungraces, and think you won't be the cynosure of all eyes? We are very very aware you take advantage of things like steadier than 9ja electricity supply, municipal water in your taps, the fastest and cheapest internet in Africa, crime rates lower than you could imagine in your country, monthly rent payments. etc etc, to come and do yahoo here. Then you think no one will notice. I mean WTF!!!

Get your paper work in order, we are a country of LAWS.

What's this obsession from our brothers in francophone countries with Caucasian women?

nerodenero:
Celebrating the white version of blacks is a welcome development.

At least it's a good news coming from Kenya

Kenya is chock full of good news. If only you chose the right sources on the right platform

naijalander:
And who is asking to be changed for??

You should probably read the post again, more attentively this time and in the spirit in which it was written, then come back to comment. If you were so wise, you'd know (like I said) I tagged you to come clear out the stereo types that came with the post in the first place, not to demean your country. I could careless for the yahoo boy and his prostitute looking girlfriend.

So keep your undeserved sense of accomplishment to yourself.

i have made my point

Am not surprised at all

naijalander:
Keep ya wisdom.

Your people are not open minded enough to warrant "do as the Romans do"

As far as the locals go, you don't know me so enough of the snide comments.

This is exactly the sort of response that gets sooooo many of your people in trouble whilst living here. Some kinda loud mouthed braggadocio and borderline insane outbursts from you folks towards locals everywhere you go( i have seen very very rude nigerians in south africa) is not going to endear you to anyone. For someone who has lived a decade(allegedly) in kenya yet you persist in your agbero ways from back home thinking your agberoness is swagger, i pray for you. Nobody here is going to change for you: you either get with the program or quit!

someone already beat you to it : https://www.nairaland.com/51356/nairobi-photos-kenya-beautiful-east

Muafrika2:
According to sources within the police service, the victim was badly injured by the rogue elephant and succumbed to injuries at the Talek Health Centre.

The death of the male Belgian tourist comes just a month after an Italian man was trampled in the Tsavo National Park, southeast Kenya, while trying to take a photograph of an elephant.

The accident occurred at the Swara camp in Tsavo National Park, near Malindi, where the 66 year old male, sustained serious injuries and died before he could be taken to hospital.

FIERCE DROUGHT

The police source said the tourist had moved from his tent close to the elephant to take a photograph of the jumbo, which was near the Sabaki River.

Meanwhile, the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS) on Wednesday issued a statement saying that a fierce drought gripping the country was pushing wildlife further from their natural habitats in search of food and water, increasingly bringing them into contact with human beings.

http://nairobinews.nation.co.ke/news/another-tourist-trampled-elephant-near-maasai-mara/

I wonder what happened to the elephant?

TheManfromKenya:
yes

You're not a Kenyan.

naijalander:
Bifwoli

ThunderingHooves

NairobiWalker

Kenyanstar

MtuMsuper

I only tagged you guys so you can correct the false stereo types I knew would follow this post (like the dumb a$$ saying Kenyans are black). I am not your enemy, yeah I find Kenyans annoying sometimes but overall, Nairobi is a second home to me.

Congratulations.

A piece of invaluable wisdom for you: work your way around locals, not the other way round. Beautifully captured by the ancient Romans :When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

normaljenny:
Who is Ali kiba?

A big pop star in East Africa. A Tanzanian by nationality.

Ezebinaugwu:
As usual, our music icons continue to make the headlines for a variety of reasons, and going by the stories featured on the news this week, it looks like some of them have quite the explaining to do.

Started with super Starboy, Wizkid and Tanzanian music sensation, Ali Kiba who had a physical spat at Chris Brown’s Mombasa concert in Kenya, over the title for Africa’s bigger star. Is it really a big deal if someone called Ali Kiba performs after Wizkid already has?

Let's hear you guys

This is comparing apples and oranges. Ali kiba is an undoubted star in East Africa because he sings in swahili. He serves his target audience well hence his popularity in Kenya and Tanzania.
Wizkid does his stuff in English / pidgin. Different audience.

Ps. There are many music stars in Africa. There is a music scene in Ethiopia, Congo, rwanda,south Africa etc with all their local stars.

Apples and oranges.

naijalander:
malicious propaganda?

I don't even know when Nairaland began publishing dumb stuff from Kenya but it has to stop. Nobody cares.

We do. I think it's a subtle attempt by a person or persons unknown to paint a (false ) picture or otherwise present a caricature of a proud African nation. Y'all want to crap on us and we ain't taking it sitting down.

GERALD710:
Clearly you are the dunderhead here.
I have placed Two Links DIRECTLY FROM THE WORLD BANK THAT CLEARLY SHOW KENYA 38% AND NIGERIA 49%
You claim Nigeria has 33% Poverty rate according to the World Bank then place a link to a crackpot site that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WORLD BANK!!
SMH!!
Please, the Retard here is you because you cannot edit the World Bank pages.
It still says Kenya 38% and Nigeria 49% Poverty rate.

Wasting your time with someone who sees fit to launch into a tirade of insults at the slightest (non)provocation. I think he gets a hard on from it. Pretty much like arguing with a fool.
Am outta here

proeast:
Nigeria is simply a basket case! The poverty, illiteracy, diseases et al and even down to corruption were caused largely by northern rulers & he should also know that Kenya is not better than southern Nigeria in terms of MDG's while northern Nigeria is in the league of Niger, Chad, Eritrea etc

After making such outlandish claims, the burden of proof lies with you.

lezznjr:
The OP of that thread, by name Tonyebarnister is a hired goon of the opposition party. He is free to write and post anything. He has been called out and has tried to retract his steps.

You can't even stand me in sarcasm or blunt insults. My blunt epithets to you is a pure reflection of my perception of Kenya a country known for slums and Obama's controversial birthing circumstances.

ok. let's meet there.
PS: Your perception doesn't count,what with being 1 dimensional and all, talk less of your modest (to be kind) exposure to the world. I hate party politics, but prefer the politics of partying.

lezznjr:
Are you having logical impairment? In your last post you criticised data from world bank here:




What's the matter with you kenyans? You can't keep a straight line in an argument?

World bank has placed your poverty rate and power distribution rates higher than Nigeria. Fück stop! Deal with it and keep your frustrations to yourself.

Even within those who work in Kenya, a whopping 92% are low income earners. What's that tell you?
East Africa has the highest poverty and descriptive conditions in all of Africa . You can't change that on the pages of a Nigerian forum.

A mountain troglodyte like you who shares common habitat with reptiles and chimps should be grateful for the internet which accords you a faint taste of civilisation.

Dunderhead!

Coming from a man whose countrymen eat anything moving, what a peach. Learn the art of sarcasm, it's way more entertaining than base insults which are quite frankly obsolete in this day. Go through this thread :
https://www.nairaland.com/3327789/kenya-ahead-nigeria-all-aspect/22#50208730

GERALD710:
I PLACED A KENYA POWER LINK BUT YOU JUST GLOSS IT OVER, RIGHT
So You Think the World Bank knows better than Kenya Power, the Company DOING THE POWER CONNECTIONS, BIATCH PLEASE!!! READ IT AND WEEP!!
Directly from the Kenya Power Website http://www.kplc.co.ke/

Stop trying to prove jacksh1t to this idiot. Hes another fool who has probably never left his LGA and is illiterate in development matters but has a mouth wider than his backside.

naijalander:
Bifwoli
ThunderingHooves
NairobiWalker
Kenyanstar
MtuMsuper
Now who do we believe?

And how is some useless beef between two unknown people any of my business?

Those times are fantastic.

Fidha254:
Seems you've got things under control

Yup, that mouthy fool with borrowed grammar is a waste of your time. please post those screenshots on this thread

[quote author=Fidha254 post=50202209]I rest my case[/quote
we need your input in politics section, there is a very hot thread there where you will no doubt contribute immensely. this is romance section, we have different types of people here

obaaderemi:
@kenyastar,my point is that if nigeria is a hellhole,so is kenya.dont come here polishing shit.u spoke about big projects in kenya,have u heard of eko atlantic city?i doubt it u have something as audacious as that in east africa.kenya is a small country and small countries are better and easier to manage than big ones.hence,ireland does better than usa on hdi.kenya and nigeria are ranked among the low hdi countries.kenya with its small populatn and small landmass is ranked 145 out of 187 while nigeria is 152.nigeria exports whats under the ground[oil] kenya exports whats on it[flower and tea]so whats there to celebrate in the two.ur pple are not well catered 4,if they were u wouldnt have a low hdi.enough of ur lies.latvia that u deride exports electronics and computers,is europe,s fastest growing economy and its currency is stronger than the euro and the dollar.

1.Kenya is a medium HDI country.
2.45 million people is not a small population.
3. The most important resource is HUMAN resource.
4. Kenya is an export oriented country, you guys loooove importing hence the weakening Naira.
5. Kenya is not a biblical paradise but it's NOT a hell hole.

osaslord500:
Your own self na Russia, imagine ordinary Kenya guys wan do me racism last year.

please share what happened

They say some of the most intelligent people in history have had the worst handwriting. I dunno how true that is. Let's not read too much into it.

Coldplay89:
You are nuts, honestly. Your manners are as bad as your insults.

leave that fumbling idiot alone....hes more of an ibilisi bila mkia

A major correction sir. Kenya is not an emerging tourist destination but is in fact an established one with a vibrant tour & travel industry.

Kenyan nairalanders living in 9ja, please contribute oo. We need a balanced picture

naijalander:
Just like HIV in Kenya, female genital mutilation, jiggas, etc.

You are not being objective sir.

I am. Polio, measles, diptheria and other communicable diseases are a sign of backwardness. HIV and its prevalence is not. Its more of a show of lack of choice for women in reproductive matters. Since you brought it up, can you substantiate your claim. You are full of ultimatums like asking folks to take it or leave it and no substance. Prove the HIV lie you're trying to peddle