₦airaland Forum

davmor:
Arround 4.42 yestday @ Living Faith Church, Winners' Chapel, Onitsha. Our Daddy Dr. Bishop David Oyedepo stormed Onitsha with a Jeep filled with blessings and lots of good wishes. Ask to explain about Jeep, because I was standing right in the front of the gate where it happened; or have you heard about it? Discus if you have. Papa is blessed!

lol @ our daddy. ur biological n heavenly father will be very proud of u

how does it feel worshiping a mere mortal? a rogued one at dat

dude, I simply asked a question . . . . .do u have a brain at all? . . . , if u do, please use it.

um, atleast i know i have far more of a brain than a grown azz adult who believes in absurdities n fairy tales

Ikeobinna:
He should get a lawyer and go to court.

in naija or where? if dats how easy it is 419 would not be a thriving business in naija

why dis jim iyke dey fool himself like dis sef

BB25:
i was in a relationship for 3 years, which came to an end abruptly. i must confess i was very devastated and heart broken. A month after the heart break i met another guy. We started out as friends, nothing serious but it was a distance relationship. it felt like a relief for me after the break up, one thing led to another and 4 months after, he proposed to me and we decided to get married. Now am married to this man, but all along i knew we dnt quite match well but i felt he was quite ok. Am 5months into this marriage and i can tell you am very unhappy and the guy doesn't seem to make it easy for me. we have very different views, while dating i used to enjoy having conversations with him, now the conversations are mere arguments. He aint even as nice as he proved to be while we'd met. I have been thinking and trying to analyze what the problem is cos we fight almost everyday on issues that i must confess aint worth the trouble. My husband doesn't even confide in me, nor involve me in his decisions, i only get to hear about them weeks after.
Which is why i came to the realization that i think i married my rebound guy ( dnt realize he was my rebound guy till now ). I want to be happy, i need to be happy.
WHAT CAN I DO?!!!

u answered ur own question. he's a rebound guy. u fell for him for the wrong reasons. wish u the best of luck cos u go need am plenty

europegirl:
@lucabrasi

Thank you so much! I'm a smart girl!! LOL

i see. but what u got is wat we call mumu love

indie22:
Love without trust is madness!

@ bolded. there aint no word like dat. no trust=no love

Meshola:
Pls i need some good advise. My girlfriend of over 2years wants out at all cost but she's finding it difficult to say, but i can sense it, do i help her out? I am so much in love with her and she knows it and i have always been there for her. She just told me recently that she doesn't love me enough for Marriage and we were already planning marriage oooo. She is currently serving (NYSC) in Lagos and i think she's seeing someone else maybe richer. what should i do pls advise.

@ bolded. i dont think u should be calling her dat anymore. she's probably another mans property right now

noetic16:
sometimes one wonders aloud ., . . .if the above poster has a brain at all?
does the acronym called "mudley" have a brain at all?

quick to lose ur temper huh? just like ur violent n maniacal god. way to be christ-like mr. man. i wonder why the so-called christians on dis forum are the most foul mouthed. my question still stands, was dat fairy tale/gibberish u just narrated from harry porter or star wars?

miss/mr. lady. are u a christian or a catholic?

Ejisz:
my friend, largerman.i am not happy myself as par d way tins ar. But dat does not give u d right 2 question GOD.WAT creature ar u? , a goat or a sheep, Wen gallant dudes speak,capital letter Fs like u Should not cough. Imagine urself saying "A DOG dat does not bark or bite is worst dan a dead lion." is dere any animal on dis earth called DOG dat does not bark bite? U ar tryin 2 show nairalandas dat u ar an educated fool. I even learnt u ar a M.sc holda[b].(idiot). [/b] U want 2 tell us u know history[b].(mumu). [/b] GOD who allowed his only son 2 die on d cross,has his reasons.so why ar u unclean creatures questionin his intelligence.? Mr DICTIONARY,

way to be christ-like. n u wonder why people take u hypocritical religious fanatics for a joke dat u are

noetic16:
1. Yahweh is called . . .the Lord of HOSTS. This includes the hosts of heaven (holy angels) and the hosts of hell (fallen and demonic angels).

2. When God convened the meeting as showcased in the OP, the attendees included the hosts of hell. This I know because the book of jobs also records satan attending a gathering of the sons of God. So in asking for the deception of king Ahab, God was also convening with spirits who by their very nature are also lying spirits.

3. why would God ask that king Ahab be lied to? what was God's intention/will?
To answer this question, one must look at the vessels used for the lie. God used 400 available prophets, and according to king Ahab in verses 5-7 Micah was the only one who usually tells the truth in terms of God's prophetic revelations. Ahab loved the 400 prophets for their sweet lies and hated Micah for his bitter truth.
The will/intention of God concerning the situation was revealed in Micah's prophecy to imply that God does not want Israel to fight as they are like a lost sheep without a shepherd (verse 16).

4. to further understand the intention of God . . . . u could go back to God's law to moses where God clearly stated that whosoever makes a FALSE prophecy should be killed. God intended to separate the false from the true prophets. And to further understand how far Ahab was from the will of God, ahab never even knew of God's lawful command.

and where did u get all this fairytale/gibberish u just typed above. harry porter or star wars?

I believe that God is just and[b] impartial [/b] therefore if he/she intervenes (which I doubt) in our lives then he/she treats everyone  - Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Atheist and so on - equally.

u must not be talkin bout the christian god who picks sides in human battles n has a chosen/favourite people (funny how its this same people dat wrote the books in which god claims them as his chosen people)

God does not need your praise or worship. God is not so egoistical to crave our praise or worship. Humans have ego so we desire praise and worship to boot the ego. Your praise cannot make God greater than he/she is. Your worship does not make God more powerful or successful.

again, not the christian god. the christian god desires human praise n worship constantly to feed his overblown ego n wen they die n go to his kingdom, praise n worship is what they n the angels will be doing for eternity to feed their egomaniac god

ja, he has gone not only old, senile n inactive, but deaf n dumb too. dats why he leaves the job of speaking for himself to fanatical mere mortals

the reason for crime, wars, diseases is you not God.

so, if GM Motors design a car n d car doesn't pass safety standard n causes u to crash. using your own logic, i guess u'd sue the vehicle itself n not GM motors, for the fault is not GM motors but the vehicle who had no say in how it was built

Would you rather be a robot? controlled by remote from somewhere? I'm sorry but i fail to see the logic in this type of ridiculous arguments. God gives YOU the benefit of freewill and the ability to influence your own community. You ruin it and its all His fault

what stopped an all-perfect god from creating an all-perfect world? or would it have been too much 4 an all-powerfull god to create a world without sin n suffering? i guess wit god, not all things are possible

So God shld do stuff for your own glory?

why should an all-powerful entity be so concerned about such petinesses as glory, worship, praise etc. reminds me of vainglorious tyranical dictators

Why Do People Clap For Men Of God When They Are Preaching?

for their oratory skills

for their talent to entertain a large audience

for their talent to fleece the flock, n still get honored for it. dont u think dats an extraordinary skill dat deserves a round of applause

^^^blah . . . blah . . . blah . .

Image123:
I thought the Bible says that Jesus became POOR that we might be rich, or that poor means wealthy in the original. Some people have the original with them now se?
On 'seed sowing', as abused as it is, I see it as a law. A law of sowing and reaping, not necessarily into a pastor's life. It is give and it shall be given, it's not twisting God's hand. It's a law like the law of gravity. Anybody that gives to anybody reaps. It is blessed to give. Whether you're osama or st.Jesus, if you give you're on your way to reaping. That's how I see it sha.

sharrrap dia, work hard n u shall receive

law of gravity ni, law of thieving pastors ko

KunleOshob:
CEC adherents are not christians, they are materialistic cultists masquerading as christians.

corrected

Call us dooms day prophets or what ever, but at least we are not in the dark  as to the fact that shalom is fast approachin Jerusalem

u got the bolded above correct. u are not in the dark; u are "more than" in the dark

when emperor nero was using lions to eat up christians live in arenas bout 2 thousand yrs ago, they were far more convinced than your black african self dat shalom was fast approaching jerusalem

far more worst human and natural catastrophes have been going on in this world dat u religious nuts continue to term end time prophesies

wonder wat u would say if u were a jew in WWII europe

or what would u say if u existed during the times of the city of pompei almost 2000 yrs ago(pic below)

u doomsday day prophets need to do yaselves a favor n kill yaself if your so anxious 4 your mythical end time prophesies to be fulfilled. alot of doomsday cults have taken same route

tunnytox:
Rubbish!! another form of western propaganda to discredit Nigeria, yes its true some ppl leave in this condition[b] but what exactly do they hope to acheive with this documentary?[/b] I expect them to go over to some areas here in Manchester, London and several farm areas to make a documentary on how ppl live rough too.
why can't they make documentary on several good parts of Lagos? anyway its in series i'll wait till after all the series before given my final verdict.

*shake my head* @ the irony of ur location being the UK

hackney:
@Poster; welldone.
The content of your text is excellent and on point.
However, comparing the west (groceries at sainsbury's and tesco;you forgot chilled yorgurt ) with nigeria
is a bit of a stretch.
This is because even if Europe stands still for the next 10,000 years, nigeria
will still look worse than the refuse dumps of G.B or france.

To face facts, blacks are still (at least) mentally evolving.
We may work alongside whites and even excel beyond them on an individually basis(after having read their books) but as a team (society), i think we are actually fundamentally different.
How long has it been since we existed alongside them on earth?
Have a look at all the black nations,then look at the black nations that have some whites in them.

All i'm saying is that African countries should be compared with other african countries and not
with the western countries or even african countries with a lot of whites.

Some people may just sit there and not like it as usual but so what? IT IS THE TRUTH.
People who are discerning enough would at some stage realise (in a moment of stark clarity) that there must
be something about the whites.
The darker your skin the less 'able' you are.
The 'browns' are behind the 'whites' but ahead of the 'blacks' everywhere.

For the ones in diaspora, just look around you and sincerely ask yourself :CAN WE?,REALLY.

u sound really dumb here. hope u're white, if not, *shake my head*

One thing that I can say about the western country like the U.S is that they have slumps and people who eat rubbish too.

n what has dat got to do wit the reality of the situation documented on dat bbc documentary? u're one of the types the OP was actually writing about. u sit in d comfort of ur computer in yankee while denying the reality of the vast majority of squallor n poverty dat exist in our oil rich nation

Anyone here who have worked in Washington DC can confirm this. And when it comes to speaking good english, there are countless akatas in this country that think they are better than some of us immigrants. When those people speaks, you will find it hard to understand what they are saying. If a white person speaks you'll here them clearly

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i can also see dat u're also a self-hating negro. have u ever been down south n hear them white hicks try to speak english

[size=16pt]Media content in this country is regulated very well, you can't just come here and make videos of poor neighborhood to be shown in other countries, you will be made to clear some huddles which that person will likely fail. [/size] All those other countries the poster made reference to in the post also have people and places that are sometimes worse off than we have in 9ja but will never allow those pple to broadcast them.

spotted the bold faced lies as well. i thot u were talkin bout north korea for a sec there. u think say na only u 4 nairaland dey live for yankee eh

@kunle

I dont farm to make a living. Am paid in naira in my office, so how do i pay my tithe, cos i will pay tithe till Jesus comes. Go and buy yam from the market with my money to tithe? Like i said i will pay my tithe, i love to tithe, kai, its a sweet way to offer worship.

how do u feel being a maga

no non-existent god created any hell. human beings did . . . in their own imagination

even by your very low standards . . . .does the above make any sense?

ok mr man of high standards. let me break it down to u in common mans terms. human beings (jews) when create this god, give this their god wen dem create human attributes (cos dem be humans), like taking a rest after a hard days work

what do u think?

i dunno. i dont read fairy tales

frosbel:
Because we are in the last days and these stories were foretold thousands of years ago.

Reason :

Revelation 13 :

And they ( the whole world ) worshipped the dragon ( Satan ) which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast saying, "who is able to make war with him?

And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations, And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.


Aftermath :

I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. A[b]nd I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony for Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his image and had not received his mark on their foreheads or their hands[/b]. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years.


Judgement of the murderers :

7When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison 8and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth—Gog and Magog—to gather them for battle. In number they are like the sand on the seashore. 9They marched across the breadth of the earth and surrounded the camp of God’s people, the city he loves. But fire came down from heaven and devoured them. 10And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

yea, yea, yea

huxley:
On each of the days of creation, did God create what he created in an instant, or did it actually spend prolonged periods of time painstaking, slowly and methodically creating his creations?

What might have happened had he not rested on the 7th day? Could he have died of exhaustion?

cos humans who created him had to bestow upon him human attributes

noetic16:
on the seventh day. . .God CREATED rest.

is dat a direct quote from your bible or your just makin sh.t up?

. . . thievery in the name of the lawd

poll is incomplete for all 3 options are incorrect

and where was their all-powerful god?

a whole "the annointed" that should not be touched