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yinkaOdutuyo:
So it's a good thing for a man to be cooking and he's wife is watching films right?

If cool to you, you and your wife can swap man

Bro don't give room to bull shit...Believe me your woman will respect you more, when she knows you are a man and not sissy.

Like who does that, imgaine cooking while my woman is watching a movie? I dey ment?

Except if I wanted to give her a treat to a special meal which is necessary ones in a while. OR She is indisposed.

Things derail when we don't do things the right way...

A married woman owns her husband's kitchen.
Whoever comes closer, seeks her permission.

I wonder where una dey see these types that comfortably watch movie and allow you to enter kitchen as man of the house.

We need to keep things right and straight so every party will know their stands.

Please have a heart to heart talk with your wife..She must understand things clearly.

Imagine opportunities some ladies visit Shiloh to at least meet who they will be doing kitchen wonders for, your woman is joking with it.

Put things straight.

siofra:
Nothing wrong with that. Especially if they are househusbands and as long as their wives don't degrade them but treat them as their equal.

I watched a video where a guy was a househusband and he was fulfilled and happy with it. His wife works and provides for him while he does the house chores. People insulted him in the comments but of course he didn't care.

You people cannot handle half of the shit you dish out to women.

Very easy to say alot to appear acceptable online..

Dangerous mother in law in the making.

Vikkoh:
Greetings everyone.
I have always wondered what this thing — the one marked in the photo is used for.
Is it for sitting down when the Soldiers are tired or is it some type of weapon?
What is the name?

I need answers bikoo.

It is for paparazzi by military service chiefs and some other generals in various top positions.

Some colonels do use it as well..More like seniority stuffs.

MichaelSokoto:
abeg mek dem getat!

As in eeh

Big dreams...

Faber:
Nigerian elections is different from Anambra elections my guy. Anambra no be one my show like Lagos

Is Anambra not a state in Nigeria?

As for the last election, most people knew it was Soludo's time.

Anyway lets wait for the primaries..If she secures the ticket, it is done.

Faber:


Ebelechukwu Obiano is a dreamer. Who will vote a psychopath, a street urchin as a Senator.

For her mind she will unseat Princess Stella Oduah. Once she's give APGA ticket, Stella Oduah will just go to sleep, Princess Stella Oduah will beat her blue- black.

You see Uche Ekwunife and Stella Oduah, to wrestle power from these two women no be beans o. Ask Victor Umeh and co

Nigerian elections goes to highest bidders.

If her husband is interested, she is simply the incoming senator..Soo easy.

SlyfoxxjReturns:
Who told you this? The late Chief Wahab Folawiyo was expecting a child with a woman as at the time of his death at age 80. He has a daughter that is barely 15 years old today. Many men remain virile way into their 80’s. Or you haven’t heard of Hugh Hefner before?

I am fully aware bro..But who expects a child with a 60yr old woman?

Few men keep pumping above 80...These ones that started taking viagra and other performance pills at 20s no go fit pump again above 80...Diminishing returns will happen.

SunMusk:
For the time being, don't you hear he can't system for a week with sex, mp4 can even solve the problem. During sex is being on. If you read the post d one make noise during sex and she didn't want his mom to know. What thy need is sound any kind of sound

Weekend getaways is his best bet.

HopeNeverDies:
Damnnnn!!!! Lwkmd... Papa no wan retire from Pussy League again... Lmao. ( Just kidding)

Nairaland and Weird news/Topics be like... ...

Pussy ke? Na who go him go dey gist with, plus keeping him company.

60yr old woman don hang boot for league na

chatinent:
Chai, nwafo.

I have the red variety in my house.

You can actually make berry wine with it..

Ihe m wu, wu ama ala..

chatinent:
1. How do you react when you see this kind of bush allowance?

2. What do you call it in your language?

It is the season.

Berries.

Called Ubene in Igbo.

It is of three colours; white, red and purple.

Taste exactly like the foreing grape.

Chati onye bush allowance..Reminds me of during NYSC..This people filled my kitchen with edibles..

Modified: Check the botanical name; Measobotrya bateri

ArmaniUhuru:
Nigerians can form!


Everyone is now forming children is not important on the internet. While in real life, they want to have like 10 children.

As in eeeh

Hypocrisy.

Hedonini:
"A girl just wants to make money and live the soft life" - so says the stupid woman. On social media for that matter. Ndi wife material.

That explains everything.

Some men sabi marry nonsense sha. There's some kind of mentality in a woman that immediately renders her unmarriageable. In fact, any woman hooked on Instagram/Snapchat/twitter is unmarriageable. No ifs or buts. But foolish men would ignore these signals and go ahead to marry a damaged entity. Just leave them alone to do their runs and form wokeness on top until they grow old and fizzle out. Any attempt to domesticate these wild animals would end in tears.

Lol

You are talking from a deep place.

Janina:
Have been a guest on this platform ... so I decided to open an account ...
Am a 20 years old lady ,

my parents exspecially my mom said that I shouldn't have a boyfriend..that if someone is coming for me it going to be Marriage anything apart from marriage should be cut off.
so I decided to stick with what she said... cos I love my parents parents very much I don't want to break their heart..
But has anyone have an experience like this

Normally, relationships must end in marriage.

But greed, manipulations and selfish interest most times doesnt allow relationships get to the promise land.

Stick to what your parents told you, but be jovial, be friendly have a nice character and make yourself approachable.

These are what you need, to attract good guys who will definitely come into your life for genuine reason.

Then, I really don't know how you will study men and how they are wired before you make that choice you need. If you have brothers, fine.

Then you are here, so get interactive and make friends from both genders but, keep your father's Instructions and keep your mother's laws they will guide you to life.

Please make sure you have good character..Your personality will attract the man, your character will keep him..

Don't be like some virgins with arrogant/nasty character.

Follow your mom's advise but be smart..

jimmyolasun:
No be yesterday you born one.. your penis just dey stand anyhow..

Funny guys

ednut1:
The people stealing it are Arabs and mafia members in Montreal. From accidented cars, we don branch into buying stolen ones. The Canadian govt has to effect tighter controls on this shipping. Most Canadians don't care when their car is stolen, Insurance go replace am.

Nawa o

Iyaebe:
kikikikikiki Ladies From my side? My side has been hidden on nairaland here aside the very few who knows me. You said I like ... a lot? lol don’t be deceived by my comments here, the farthest I’ve gone with a man is handshake (truth in it’s raw form), sometimes I get so tired of pressure to explore but I’m fine sha.

Not is hidden under the sun.

Lol, you are just a shy girl waiting to be explored.

A305:
Op you need to realize something.

No two people in a relationship can ever be equal. There has to be a dominant and submissive. There has to be a leader and a subordinate; when the subordinate begins to challenge the authority of the leader then there will be conflict. There can never be two captains in one ship.

This is what the red pill is all about.

A man's pride is the respect and submission he earns from his woman and a woman's pride is her physical features to attract men.

If a woman disrespect a man (in form of sh!t test) and a man allows it ... I mean, the moment she crosses that line and you as man fails to put her in check. She will never respect you EVER again and will proceed to emasculate you (Will Smith comes to mind).

So in that case, it is far better to lose a relationship, dump the girl and let your pride remain intact as a man. You can always get another girl. Never be afraid to burn bridges as a man with the female folks once you get disrespected and cheated on.

A man owns while a female is owned.

Wisdom..

BOOKWORMLUX:
Nairaland is now doing interview for members

Everyday we gats answer questions

As in eeh...

Iyaebe:
You be Buhari in anything concerning sex,remember what the bible says about premarital sex

Buhari in anything concerning sex, explain?

So advising a married bro on how to avoid see finish and recipes for disaster with his MIL is now a case?

Because the advise is free abii

The bible said a lot, but why is it premarital that you usually hammer on? I know you wish the bible didn't say anything make you see road fvck scatter..

You like sex a lot...It is a matter of time You know it is a thing with ladies from your side..Though they are submissive which is cute.

SunMusk:
Go and buy sound system... During sex u turn it on.. Nobody hear the noise. Simple

In your marital home?

Bro how you live with your wife only is different from how you will live with her when the kids have arrived plus MILs...

Kids changes everything.

Oyindamolah:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MY COUSIN:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?

This is where weekend getaway comes in.

Will your preek rise if your biological mom is sleeping next to you with and open door? I don't know for you, but for me the last on my mind in that house will be sex...I will fix weekend getaways two nights in a nearby hotel..As long as your wife isn't comfortable, you won't enjoy sex with her in that house..

There are other ways to have sex as well, at least to satisfy the kainji dam inside you..She can do you a lot without her getting pounded..In the end everyone is satisfied..And since your MIL is around, Oga keep your doors locked till further notice.

As from now on, see your wife as your girl friend..You do things when parents are not around...If she go market to buy stuffs..1hr is ok to enjoy yourselves..It will be like adventure, fear of not getting caught makes it more fun and exciting.

Just find way to adjust..Mothers will always be mothers..But if she keeps hunting your wife the more with the new ways you both will adjust to, then she is obviously entitled and must respect the fact your wife owns the home and not her.

Just find a way to keep the whole thing spiced up.

Froshloaded:
Will Smith the biggest simp...

Aa champion and more...

Officiallyme:
Hello guys, met this girl some time around January this year and asked her out and we started dating ever since

So recently, I got to know about her past. Her past was so reckless that it is giving me a second thought about everything, started having s*x at the age of 15 while in secondary school and travelling to see a lot of men whom she claimed was asking after her hand in marriage. This girl has slept with so many guys that it's freaking me out, funny thing is, she's been lying and hiding some things but as a smart guy, I've always had my way around her to tell me the truth.

She told me she did a "mistake" abortion for one of her boyfriends then and just last year December, she had s*x with a married man and she knew very well he was married. These are just few of the stuffs I recently found out about, I know it's all in the past and she claims she's changed and want a real relationship with me but I don't believe at all, she claims to love me so much and cannot do without me and honestly, I love her too but I'm scared this may just change a lot about everything.

I don't know what to do, I'm hurt and disappointed and I don't know what to do now. I just need someone to talk to me, please don't insult me, I just need some pieces of advise.

Thanks

You are scared, you don love up with a runs babe.


Humana don't change sha, they either Improve to a better version or become worst.

GardenOfGod:
0k... Unfortunately, the government is on autopilot at the moment. No one cares except foe election 2023.

Lmao...no lies.

MJBOLT:

That year, secondary School love dey sweet sha,no Billings or unnecessary drama but now everything don spoil thanks to social media.

Lol..
I swear..
Primary school love.

Secondary school love..Used to be pure and undiluted under the mango or Gmelina trees

Gboys don spoil love with benefit cash..

chatinent:
So na from SS2 the spirit to do ashawo dey grow en suite. See children, see that one wey never get breast dey cry for breakup. Children wey na to use USB cord flog for back naim sure pass dey form experience for relationship. SS2 student open gutter talk say the thing e buy for am no reach N5k. Wonders have ended.

what a meme..lmao

komodapson:
Haven't you seen a trending video of primary school kids being taken to school as early as quarter to 5a.m in lasgidi.
Don't let anyone fool you, most men that are fully responsible for their family and are hustling in Lagos does not have time for sex. How do you want to do it, you wake up around past 4a.m, jet out 5:15 latest, close by 5p.m ...get home by 9-10p.m.
Abeg, how your preeq wan function?

Lol.

Delta men and bragging


Las las na woman go testify how good..