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Mariangeles:
Kobo doesn’t stress me, Kobo makes me laugh.

Especially when Kobo types Abeg, then puts the that follows.

By the way, I’m still not sure what Kobo is, that is why I keep typing Kobo.

Nonexisting:
Anambra men, mama anyi si people. They like their wives to be housewives and average Imo state woman wants to work and make her own money. If you like have PhD, as long as you're married to an Anambra man, you will end up as housewife.

Mariangeles:
Koboj.unkie, have you had afang soup before?

Iyaebe:
Useless man

FalseProphet1:
This relationship wouldn't survive till easter, I see the guy desperately searching for a replacement.

This I have seen.

Mariangeles:
Quite true.

chatinent:
Asswear, chief.

Mariangeles:
I si o gbara anyi nkiti?









I nwetere ya!


Owu onye akwukwo. Onye oru bekee na investment.



My father’s parents grew very old before they died.

As for my mum, she never remembered what her dad looked like.

Mariangeles:
Yeah.
As long as the first is still there, I think my father is happy about that.

He follows strongly in my father’s footsteps.




I hukwa ehn, uka owula si ha huga uzo, gbawa oso!
Those people have destroyed families.



She loves my brother to pieces o.
We’ll be talking with her and she’ll be like my husband this…my husband that.
Ewoooo! Anyi a nula, onye husband.

I nwe nne na nna wu ngozi o.
My father always make us to understand that it is a blessing that we still have them, and that we should make the most of them while they’re still alive.

IkranDragon:
Hello Guys. Please I need your brotherly advice. I just met this girl in less than 2 weeks.

We are still in the talking stage, this past Val, we exchanged gifts but after that it has been her needing money for this and that.

She keeps whinning about it whenever we talk, we can't even talk for straight 5 mins without talking about her financial needs.

But I always didn't have nothing to say than to keep her hopes alive as I don't offer to support her.

Now, she texted me tonight to lend her 15k to repair her damaged phone. I already told her I am not loaded enough to do that.

How can I skip this issue of money and press on with the game, or should I just leave her?

Please I need your candid advice, I am not so good at this games.

chatinent:
I was coming back last week and some robbers robbed me and cleared my account on gunpoint...haven't you been noticing I have emaciated..but baby I didn't want to tell you so you wouldn't think I am dodging all these your bills even as I'll love to assist you but it's fine...God will help me. All I need is prayers.


Must we teach you everything?

BeeBeeOoh:


Why should I brag about bedding a woman, abii na achievement or investment e be?

Akwamkpuruamu:
Na dem sabi. If Russia like make him kill Ukraine.... E no concern me

Brooke60:
Personally, after 3 months maternity leave, Im returning to my career.

I don't see any reason I should drop my career, will work the two together. The baby will sha chop

Mariangeles:
These things are bound to happen.
You can’t hold on too tight to your children, you just let them discover their own path themselves.
All you can do is hope and pray they don’t follow the wrong path.
They might even go and return eventually.



They are always seeing things that aren’t there.



Eshiokwu.



Owu onye Anambra.

Me and my sisters, we have a very good relationship with her. We call her our wife and she laughs whenever we do. I think she likes it.

She’s very welcoming and accommodating, so we gave those back in return. She’s kind too.
We don’t invade their space.

Mariangeles:
I think it usually happens, especially with guys, that there will come a stage in their lives, they will start seeking their own path in life.




Ya wurukwanu onye uka ndi uwe ocha?




Okwa ya?
Mpa’m e kwukatala, ya gbando haa ha, mana o ja e ji ya e me okwu from time to time.



Owu eshiokwu.


Funny you should ask.
Eeh.

chatinent:
[s]This DNA stuff is tearing many homes apart and destroying many innocent children.[/s]

Ok, so men should be keeping promiscuous women because they want a happy home? What's happy in being betrayed?

Not all old people are wise. Some foolish young people grew old too.

I rest my pen.

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Mariangeles:
Otu ka no na Catholic, mana abuo ndi ‘ke ozo a mapula, ti ishi ebe ozo.


Okwa ya?



Onye gwara gi?
My father cares o!

kollinzgee:
I have this female friend that went to the same polytechnic with me. After graduation, I decided to stay around school since I got a job nearby so we stay in the same area, she is a good girl and we were not just friends we usually flirt with each other but no sex.

Yesterday, night I was on my way home after taking some few bottles with friends I was a bit tipsy as I crossed the road to the other side, to my surprise I met her with 2 other young ladies, her younger sister and one other lady that looks almost the same age as her. I greeted them went straight to her and hugged her I notice she was not really free with me like she used to be. Then I greeted her younger sister and the other lady and due to the fact that I was tipsy I started saying things I don't say in a normal day, I told them that they all looked beautiful I quickly threw my hands on their shoulders as I always do to accompany them to the next bustop before I go home.

I went straight to the third lady standing by my left and greeted her telling her she is equally beautiful I brought out my hands to shake her to my surprise the girl and her sister shouted at me that don't I know she is their mom? my heart nearly flew out of my chest on hearing that.

Omo na so I switch to Yoruba ooohh, mummy ejo ema binu ma, mio no kpe eyin ni mama won, the three of them were just laughing at me . omo I couldn't believe my eyes this lady looks so young like she is in her 20s nice shape and a bit chubby. She told me it's not the first time she has experienced such that her stature and baby face usually decieves her daughter's friends into believing they are sisters omo na so highness clear for my eyes I waved them goodbye and went home straight. It was really horrible.

Mariangeles:
And better understanding of one’s self.
It made me more self aware.



Catholics.

Although, anyi e jila akuku choro way anyi, mana eshi owula mpa’m nwere ohere anyi, eshi ahu anyi ga mara anyi na ya onye muru ibe ya.





Nwa nke ahu wu oku n’onwe ya.
Anya o wara a wuhu ya biko.

advanceDNA:
Women .... una dey try oooo

Nigga looks weird.. He should stop smiling with teeth open

Damn!!!! it’s good to have money

Mariangeles:




Before you told me about it, I had never looked into it, though I knew about it.

I try to ignore it, both most of it are accurate, but I don’t depend on it like some people do.

Do you know that some people get their “charts” read everyday to know how to go about their lives?

The basics are enough for me…



What vibes don’t you get?

Yeah. I think our upbringing plays a major part in shaping who we are.



I think it comes from that carefree attitude that is common with them.
Plus, you’d have to be interesting to get their attention.



I huru ihe ka gi a ka, gi a gbaa 4 40!

Maks27:
Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.

In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.

If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands, hug me and even try to kiss me in presence of people so they will think we are dating.

What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why.

She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now.

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

Igweokalakwu:


Not me reading a fool's fable on a Sunday morning.

asainco:
Oga you dey lie ooo, MTN mask has been in my parents house since I 2005 or there about, me and my siblings grew up in that house, our most senior brother got married two years ago, and his a father today, so take ur lies somewhere else, my parents are still cashing out every 10years from that deal.. And when they go, we go continuously dey cash out from that deal.. Tell ur friend and his wife to go to hospital while praying to God for a child.. Getet with ur lies abeg.

Clema21:
So yesterday i went to get a tecno camon18i, its been up to a year i held a button phone so i finally decided that i was going to get an android device yday.

At the phone store when i ask of the phone and its price, i was told it was gon' be 90k, i now asked how good and how long this phone could last. Immediately i asked the shop owner about that, he referred me to vivo and told me that since i need a nice phone i should pick up that, the vivo model he showed me was vivo y21.

The phone was actually nice, its camera could be a bit compared to an iphone camera, its battery was 5000mah, 4+1gb RAM And 64ROM, it has some features greater than tecno e.g it has an html browser that gives speed in surfing the net and also transforms your ROM to RAM when its full... With excellent touching speed. Its price is 88k. While thats it.

But what i actually want is phone that won't hang, a phone with with 4-8GBRAM 128GBROM, good touching speed, 4-5G network and 48-50mp camera, 5000mah batt. Whats ur kind suggestion?

chatinent:
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UnclePati:
Abeg FG should repair all the roads now and clear all bandits and criminals on the highway ... Because We the masses are about to hit the Road....

Chijeep:
AM NEWLY HAPPILY MARRIED:
My wife can't wash I bought washing machine.
My wife can't cook n I employed a cook.
My wife can't sweep n I employed a house maid.
My wife can't pound yam n I bought pounder.
My wife can't drive n I employed a Driver.

Pls Am I really a caring husband or a Simp