Politics › Re: Wheel Of Fortune & How Time Flies: Who Was and/or Is Governor In Above Picture? by MuttleyLaff(op): 11:20pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
Davash222: Okowa has always been a Jew man. See his uncultured coat! donnie: I remember the last ICLC or IPPC I attended at Christ Embassy, Ibori, Okowa and deputy Otuaro were in attendance. Is it true Donnie, that, Okowa with his uncultured coat, has always been a Jew man, lol? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by MuttleyLaff: 10:20pm On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 10:49pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
sonmvayina: I want to post translation from Cyrus cylindrical seal now at the British museum.. [img] https://s5/images/LetsHearThis.gif[/img] So what point are you making with this? You want to consider the Cyrus cylinder, written by Marduk's priests, with me, erhn, lol. Egg wan teach fowl how to make sex, wan tell fowl about how to suck eggs, lol. You've just found out Cyrus cylindrical seal and so now learned about it, you itchingly couldn't wait to bring it here, lol. Would it matter or mean anything to you, if I tell you that, you're lagging behind johnny just come lately late, as I tackled the Cyrus cylinder, at least 3 years ago, lol. You better have a good defence, right reason and/or valid point for bringing up the Cyrus cylinder here, lol |
Christianity Etc › Re: This "Prophet" Warned But Did We Listen? by MuttleyLaff: 9:25pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff: [img]https://s4/images/MuttleyInfoConfusedOverload.gif[/img] Dont be confused. Coronavirus (i.e. COVID-19) is not the first, nor is it going to be last virus. Prior to COVID-19, we've had the Spanish flu, the Russian flu etcetera with higher mortality rate than what COVID-19 currently has inflicted and we survived it.
We will survive COVID-19 too, already vaccines, which I wouldnt personally recommend any smart person take, are coming up. Today the POTUS announced that chloroquinne, an anti-malaria drugs, apparently cures COVID-19
You're missing the lesson to learn and bigger picture of COVID-19, which is the hour is coming, and is now here, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, lol. frosbel2 There really isnt anything sacrosanct in the cathedrals, in the megabowl church physical buildings, the amphitheatres, the etcetera lol. |
Politics › Re: IGP Bars Detention For Minor Offences Over Coronavirus by MuttleyLaff: 7:42pm On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 10:06pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
Yenefer: Israel is honest. This is an airborne virus that the species has not been exposed to. Time to build a “herd immunity”...
what is going on here is a ploy by the Babylonians to destroy our little freedom. This is why the virus situation doesn't seem so real. Seems to me if the situation was so so serious. These politicians would only be trying to figure out how to end the misery, But no, they are continually taking political shots at Each other.
I feel badly for anyone who is getting sick. But the Media and the Babylonians are playing this situation for their benefit and that's dispicable. The Babylonians are using the Corona Virus hysteria, to put the fear of God in our hearts.
Whether they will say it or not, they are all dancing with glee behind closed doors over this Virus, it is the best thing that could have ever happened for them. If they can not win fair they will use Chaos and Bring the NWO, they fully intend to leave as much of a mess as possible to be cleaned up. So if no one can clean except them that's where vaccine will come up. That's the end game. MuttleyLaff: [img]https://s4/images/MuttleyInfoConfusedOverload.gif[/img] Dont be confused. Coronavirus (i.e. COVID-19) is not the first, nor is it going to be last virus. Prior to COVID-19, we've had the Spanish flu, the Russian flu etcetera with higher mortality rate than what COVID-19 currently has inflicted and we survived it.
We will survive COVID-19 too, already vaccines, which I wouldnt personally recommend any smart person take, are coming up. Today the POTUS announced that chloroquinne, an anti-malaria drugs, apparently cures COVID-19
You're missing the lesson to learn and bigger picture of COVID-19, which is the hour is coming, and is now here, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, lol. frosbel2 There really isnt anything sacrosanct in the cathedrals, in the megabowl church physical buildings, the amphitheatres, the etcetera lol. Crisis gives birth to new leaders, lol. Yenefer, I liked your Buddha signature text, though I'll rather opt for the tranquil sage remains unconcerned untroubled, lol Yenefer, it's not the end game yet at all, rather, it right now, is a waiting game, lol. Why not go research Yenefer, who already owns The Corona Virus Patent, PirBright, lol |
Christianity Etc › Re: This "Prophet" Warned But Did We Listen? by MuttleyLaff: 7:14pm On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 8:58pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
OloshoMan: In the things that really matter, Religion is useless and it has always been useless. frosbel2: 100% Correct ! Religion that is not true, that is not pure, and one that God finds fault in, it is that type/kind/sort of religion, that is 10000% correct useless frosbel2: Indeed. He has made more accurate predictions Thank you for conceding with that point with me, lol frosbel2: and given more to charity and disease eradication, than all your false charlatan white Jesus worshipping conmen. When the fox hears the rabbit scream, it comes along a-running but not really to help, lol. Think about that for a moment. Allow it to sink in, first though, lol As for all your false charlatan white Jesus worshipping conmen, well, they should begin starting to weep, because the disobedient and should have been by now tired so and so false prophets, if they do not repent, their sooner than later coming, comeuppance days are numbered, lol frosbel2: Now, cry me a river  Its just all beyond your understanding, huh, lol. Often times, the ignorant are ignorant of their ignorance, lol. Truth, is hiding in plain sight for you, lol. frosbel2, lol, Microsoft is known for viruses and there's Bill Gates talking about viruses, now why not decode what he meant, when on quote, up at least 5 years ago, he said: " ... I think an epidemic either naturally caused or intentionally caused, is the most likely thing, to cause say 10 million excess deaths ..." lol Or is it his at least twice and/or at least two different ocassions, repeated Freudian slip " ... with the right combination of vaccines we can lower the world's population by 15% ..." you prefer to decode, lol What of decoding him saying: " ... Ebola wasn’t like......a respiratory type virus, that doesn’t spread as fast..." lol. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Resurrection Contradictions by MuttleyLaff: 6:45pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
AntiChristian: You love bragging Sha! I am 10000% sure that just like an elephant doesnt forget, you rember me telling you about, there, in the western part of the country, is a colloquial, that says: " Ti ogun ẹni, ba daniloju, a maa jẹnlẹngẹ, fi gba ori" which when loosely translated means: " When you have confidence in your juju/jazz charm, you can gently knack it and also safely smack it on your head, without being at a serious disadvantage, all because you've everything under control" Please never again mistake the confidence in what and all I know to be bragging. No, nah, I suffer the ignorant/ignoranus gladly. It is my cross and by the grace of our Lord and Saviour of the whole world wide earth, it is a labour of love, lol. Capisce? AntiChristian: Where is the reference of this investigations? Did Luke and Mark copy from disciples Matthew and John?
Who is Theophilus that Luke was writing to? " 1Many people have set out to write accounts about the events that have been fulfilled among us. 2They used the eyewitness reports circulating among us from the early disciples. 3Having carefully investigated everything from the beginning, I also have decided to write an accurate account for you, most honorable Theophilus, 4so you can be certain of the truth of everything you were taught." - Luke 1:1-4" Alaye mi, you go school nah, shebi o kawe, shebi o mọ iwe ka" loosely translated means " My Mr Big man, you attended college, didnt you. I thought you're literate, thought you read and know book" Read Luke 1:1-4 above again, to see the reference made of these investigations No, Luke did not copy from disciples Matthew and John. Of course, mister smart alec, after much obvious due dilligence and double cross checking Luke copied from the disciple Mark and other sources (i.e. he used material not found in the other three gospels) AntiChristian: I expect you to decode the obvious contradictions in the OP. You know you shouldn't throw stones about, being that you live in a glass house Quran. Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty and an ill-advised thing to do |
Christianity Etc › Re: This "Prophet" Warned But Did We Listen? by MuttleyLaff: 5:35pm On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 7:13pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: This "Prophet" Warned But Did We Listen? by MuttleyLaff: 5:21pm On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 5:39pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
frosbel2: ^^^^ Oh, you are also a conspiracy theorist, no wonder . David Icke will be proud of you Your prophets predict ZILCH, ZERO. They are now looking to secular predictions and medicine to save their lying assess, lol. C'mon get a move on bwoy, we are discussing Bill Gates prediction ability here, not your pathetic doom and gloom only, false prophets, not talking about shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids nor angels humping female human beings, lol. Now before I open my closed eyes, beat it. Afira scram! Or I'll smack you ring on your where the sun dont shine, lol |
Christianity Etc › Re: This "Prophet" Warned But Did We Listen? by MuttleyLaff: 5:12pm On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 10:02pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
budaatum: h ttps://youtu.be/6Af6b_wyiwI sobastical: He's never a prophet, he just hints the world on their next agenda and even made a movie CONTAGION about it but many didn't took him serious or even know about it. I myself didn't know until now but I am well familiar on all his moves to depopulate the world.
Their target is Africa that's why they were surprised that the virus is slow in spreading in Africa. Y'all just need to wake up. EmperorHarry: Lmao...Think before you talk. That's my solid piece advice to you  Gbam. Word! Vicvalentine: You gats open your eyes bro Everyone sleeps, but dont be caught unaware, sleeping and waking up with no oil in the lantern to see light with, like them infamous five foolish virgins did, lol EmperorHarry: I am. Hbu? Looks like he does too, lol LordReed: You conspiracy guys are just pathetic. You think if they want to eliminate the entire African population you'll even see it coming? How possibly would you ever even see it coming when your beloved Big Pharma companies, collude with and/or go in cahoots with your own flesh and blood, people like General Gowon rtd and the Emir of Kano, Ado Bayero RIP to use Nigerian infants, without informed consent, as guinea pigs. Smh. OloshoMan: Bill Gates prophesied this in 2016 and he did by using using scientific data that he had received. In the things that really matter, Religion is useless and it has always been useless. MuttleyLaff: No thanks? Party pooper LMFAO!
Was going to tell you aside him being one of such antichrists, how much of a prophet too he is, lol. He predicted COVID-19 virus to a tee. Not bad for someone already good at spreading viruses hey, wink, wink, lmfao, lol. MuttleyLaff: Well 3 years ago, 2017 to be precise, "prophet" Bill Gates predicted an unleashing virus the scale of what we are seeing unfolding at present. He even gave how much of the world population will be wiped by it, lol. His ballpark figure was 33 million people around the world in the first six months will directly die of it.
Now about your prediction about who is going to merchandise the vaccine and/or how it's going to be administered, word is Gates already has the vaccine for COVID 19 and so its just right now, a matter of waiting game. I am sure you're aware of or have heard about Gates alleged depopulation agenda |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 11:54am On Mar 22, 2020 |
Diiiamoond: The soul On the surface, yup, the soul, but if you if you lift the hood up, to look under and/or into the bonnet, you'll find out in the engine and vehincle, that its all three of them: body (i.e. glorified body), soul and spirit (i.e. breath/wind of God) that enters the kingdom of heaven |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 11:39am On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 11:56am On Mar 22, 2020 |
shadeyinka: All is still well as other believers can learn from discusses presented in civil manners. Depending on who and/or what, I'll unceremoniously and gladly, use a wedge to knock out a wedge. I can fight fire with fire. Drive out one nail using another. Sometimes, use like to cure like. Pay back with the same medicine, as some dont understand the meaning of the word civil and/or manners, so dont deserve being suffered gladly, lol shadeyinka: As per the so called big MOGs, 2Tim 4:3-5: "For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned to fables. But watch you in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of your ministry." Hin no go beta for poverty's mama and ignorance's papa. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Resurrection Contradictions by MuttleyLaff: 11:29am On Mar 22, 2020 |
DoctorAlien: I posted an article on this long before now: https://www.nairaland.com/4102701/christs-resurrectionfour-accounts-one-reality#up Doc, are you minding the comedian, customer mi daada ni, my dearest beloved muslim brother and friend ni AntiChristian: This does not in any way answer any of the question posed? Of course you will say this since you are more confused than a goat that got lost straying into an astroturf field AntiChristian: This proves that the Gospels were just hearsay accounts of what some people thought happened back then. MuttleyLaff: "1Many people have set out to write accounts about the events that have been fulfilled among us. 2They used the eyewitness reports circulating among us from the early disciples. 3Having carefully investigated everything from the beginning, I also have decided to write an accurate account for you, most honorable Theophilus, 4so you can be certain of the truth of everything you were taught." - Luke 1:1-4
Eyewitnesses accounts, investigative work etcetera helped in filling in any gap(s) Eyewitnesses accounts, investigative work etcetera helped in building up what we have as the gospel today. AntiChristian, my dearest beloved muslim brother and friend, the Bible may hurt with the truth, but it will never descend to comfort with a lie and/or hearsay. The point in there, is that there is no lie and/or hearsay about God, in the Gospel (i.e. Bible.) Everything was carefully investigated, so you can be certain of the truth of everything being taught/learned from the Gospel. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 11:25am On Mar 22, 2020 |
shadeyinka: Interestingly, his next post is okay and civil. You can check it out. Exactly, it is because he has achieved his expected quota for the week already, lol |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 11:07am On Mar 22, 2020 |
shadeyinka: I guess I am not at home with the celebrity status we have ascribed to the so called big men of God: to the detriment of sound doctrines I have never been sucked in to all that celebrity status jagbanjantis nonsense thing. Common donkey talked sense to Balaam, the donkey defo saved his bacon. Inspite that the donkey saved him from danger, it didnt make the donkey a celebrity nah, yet Balaam learned from it. Just because you get beard, no mean say una be Alfa nah, besides beards actually are worn even by common " Yoruba ogufe" or " Ndigbo ewu" (i.e. goat). Come to think of it, truth of the whole matter is that, beards arent all that, and no wonder we have celebrity big moG goats preach. shadeyinka: I don't mind civil discuss made from the fiercest of difference in opinions as long as truth and mutual respect is not sacrificed on the altar of winning an argument.
I know him well: he could reject the olive leaf outrightly or accept it. The second path is healthy for both of us. Extending/offering an olive branch is like as if you're confessing you in the first place was fighting/arguing with him Do you know the reason why he thanked you for your time, lol? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 4:50am On Mar 22, 2020 |
Dantedasz: [img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-a774bf44cc81.jpg[/img] Trust you that the cat's got your tongue and you'll so fearful and cowardly enough to hide behind a facepalm and not answer the question, lol. Whats the matter, why are you silent? Why are you not answering the posed question nah? Are you unable to speak due to guilt that your yansh will be exposed, hmmm, lol |
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 3:25am On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 4:32am On Mar 22, 2020 |
Dantedasz: Somebody that your manual says died is who you claim does not sleep.  The gospel according to Mark chapter 15 says hi.  [img] https://s0/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img] The word resurrection? Does it mean anything to you? Dantedasz: The Death of Jesus 33 At noon, darkness came over the whole land until three in the afternoon. 34 And at three in the afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice, “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” (which means “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”). 35 When some of those standing near heard this, they said, “Listen, he’s calling Elijah.” 36 Someone ran, filled a sponge with wine vinegar, put it on a staff, and offered it to Jesus to drink. “Now leave him alone. Let’s see if Elijah comes to take him down,” he said. 37 With a loud cry, Jesus breathed his last. [img] https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] What's this one Dantedasz, now saying? What language, Dantedasz, did Jesus speak in the entirety of Mark 15:33-37 please, that makes you think and/or believe that “ Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” means “ My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?” |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 12:46am On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 1:10am On Mar 22, 2020 |
shadeyinka: One of the best side of you in a long while. I hope it can continue in this manner [img] https://s5/images/ezgif-2-189cfecbd1b7.jpg[/img] You really dont know this chap sha and the cunning man ways employed, learned from when he was in secular active service of course, hmm. That's the classic ol' wolf tactic, he's played on you, lol, do the cajoling, look submissive, appear docile and small, all in a plan to lure a hunt/prey into a false sense of confidence etcetera, lol. The classic pseudo innocent looking/appearing outward behaviour and/or bearing, that masks a multitude of sins and hides much guilt. The dossier on him easily stretches from Lagos to Kafanchan, lol. Watch this space, his bossman, sergeant major, will sooner than later turn up, on behalf of him, to do some firefighting and then after turn to pat him on the back with glowing comments. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 12:36am On Mar 22, 2020*. Modified: 9:44am On Mar 26, 2020 |
shadeyinka: I agree with you. There may be nothing wrong with having big men of God as mentors unfortunately, me, I don't. The unknown men of God have contributed more to my life than the known names.
Let anyone who depends on another for his salvation other than Christ feel the pepper! A wise man/woman can learn more from a foolish moG than a foolish moG can learn from what the little the wise man/woman has got to know about, lol To be honest with you shadeyinka, I have never met any big moG so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from, lol |
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 12:12am On Mar 22, 2020 |
kingxsamz: Tiny problem that's making your pastors to close their business centers... Image123: Tiny puny little problem. I thought scientists said the virus was tiny and even microscopic? Bacteriologist: Seeing the evidence of God every where is not an evidence in itself. That is just a statement you have made that YOU see the evidence of God everywhere. You still haven't presented your evidence. You only said you see it.
Human body being a miracle is an unsubstantiated claim born from ignorance. A miracle is an event/something that is deemed greater than the natural (i.e supernatural). A miracle would be a suspension of natural laws.
The human body has been proven to have formed as a result of completely natural processes and not supernatural processes. So your assertion that the human body is a miracle is indeed incredibly mistaken, false and demonstrably so. JMAN05: Mimic humans and create a human like me "with a conscience", then I will take you serious.
Good. Create life from nonliving thing, then i can take you serious. MuttleyLaff: ... kingxsamz Mr Bacteriologist Sanctimonious Holier-than-God himself, he that is without sin, let him cast a first stone, but then try the following questions for size. Lets from your replies find out somethings, lol.
3/ Have you kingxsamz Bacteriologist, an example of any living creature with breath of life in it, you have created or are capable of creating, lol, smh, hmm? 4/ Do you kingxsamz always like standing on a wobbly table with uneven legs and be shaking it, lol?
Fine, but then be looking forward to a fate that someone with your attitude deserves, lol.
Look around you, even your existence has God's signature written all over, on and around you, lol
You know what, kingxsamz, when you have created, hmm, let me think of something very simple now, yeah, say, a common little mosquito, then you can climb your moral high ground, but until then for now all you're doing is having a moral rage and what that does, is, it limits your correct and clear view of God.
You see, kingxsamz Mr Bacteriologist Sanctimonious Holier-than-God himself, you live in an immoral glasshouse, yet you start throwing moral stones at imaginary immoral glass houses while standing on the moral quicksand of the moral high ground, lol. It doesnt get hilariously better than this. The moral high ground can be a treacherous place, lol. Dont worry, if all that went over your head, lol, it will need a moment, for you to cop on lol kingxsamz, just present something basic created by you and done from scratch, lol, lets say, like a male nipple, then maybe you'll have mouth to come mount and/or climb some high moral horse strutting about upandan the whole place, as if being an overfed prize turkey, lol |
Christianity Etc › Re: Many Christians Are Bearing The Names Of Murderers by MuttleyLaff: 11:21pm On Mar 21, 2020*. Modified: 12:41am On Mar 23, 2020 |
OtemAtum: Many people just bear names without checking properly for the history of the first person who bore that name. I'm not saying that you should apply for a change of name though, but it is good for you to be aware of it. There are very good indigenous names we could choose from, but many of our country people chose to give names of Murderers to their children, even after discovering this truth. Look who is talking. Have you yourself checked out the meaning of that OtemAtum you bear? Have you any idea who first bore your camelled case moniker name, hmm? You will just have to admit that you didnt spend enough time thinking this properly through before you went on to set about creating and opening this thread OtemAtum: 1. Moses- Moses murdered many people, but the one that stood out was that of a particular man who was working on a Saturday. Imagine, because someone was working on a Saturday, he deserved death. Numbers 15: 32-36
Imagine, their god is so senseless to have commanded that that gentle man should be killed. SMH for Jehovah and his crews  " Later, when the boy was older, his mother brought him back to Pharaoh’s daughter, who adopted him as her own son. The princess named him Moses, ,for she explained,, ,“I lifted him out of the water.”," - Exodus 2:10OtemAtum: 2. Samuel- This one beats my imagination. According to their story, Saul was sent by Jehovah their foolish god to go and kill people of another land including their children and animals (just how Boko Haram does these days). Saul didn't kill all, he kept Agag the king alive and some animals. Samuel the Psycho was angry for this and he killed Agag immediately. Cruel guy with wicked acts, yet majority of christian people in our country bear that name and even called him a good child. Read 1st Samuel 15 " So in the course of time Hannah became pregnant and gave birth to a son. She named him Samuel, saying, "Because I asked the LORD for him." (i.e. She named him Samuel [God Hears], because she said, ''I asked the LORD for him'')- 1 Samuel 1:20The naming Samuel means " heard God" and/or " asked of God." OtemAtum: 3. David- A man after foolish Jehovah's heart, yet full of wickedness. Just because someone didn't give him food he almost killed him. He also went to kill and cut the penis of 200 Philistines, according to their story. Let's assume someone does that these days, how would it sound in the ears. That person would have been labelled a terrorist, isn't it? [img] https://s0/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img] Nah. Nope wont be labelled a terrorist Not if it had to with 1 Samuel 15:22-23a Obedience is better than sacrifice. And to heed [is better] than the fat of rams. “For rebellion is as [serious as] the sin of divination (fortune-telling), And disobedience is as [serious as] false religion and idolatry. Now, fyi, King David's name is an offshoot from a Hebrew word having the meaning of loving and/or beloved. OtemAtum: 4. Solomon- Another foolish follower of Jehovah. He killed Adonijah his own blood brother, among many others. " You will have a son who will be a peaceful man. I will give him peace from all the enemies around him. His name will be Solomon (i.e. meaning Peace), and in his time I will give Israel peace and quiet." - 1 Chronicles 22:9" Then David comforted his wife Bathsheba, and he went to her and made love to her. She gave birth to a son, and they named him Solomon. The LORD loved him" - 2 Samuel 12:24Solomon's means Peace, it was a name given him by his father king David. Solomon's second name however, Jedediah, was given him by God, Himself, and this means " beloved of Yah/Jehovah/Yahweh/YHWH" just as his daddy's name that means " beloved" OtemAtum: 5. Peter- Full of wickedness. According to their story, someone died in his church, he felt no remorse, rather the same question that killed the husband, he continued to ask the wife and even declared that the wife will die too. Go and read the story of Ananias and Sapphira. So pls don't give your child the name Peter. He's a wicked follower of the prisoner called Jehovah " Then he took Simon to Jesus. Jesus looked at him and said, "Your name is Simon son of John, but you will be called Cephas." (This is the same as Peter and means ''a rock.'')' - John 1:42Peter's old and/or original/former name, was Simon, which means reed, this to the fact that, he practically, was a wavering person by nature, who just like a water reed, goes/flows in whatever direction the wind blows it. Jesus renamed him to Peter, signifying a transformation to become resolute and rock steady, lol. You didnt want to acknowledge this information/knowledge, isnt it, lol. Wind don blow, fowl yansh come dey exposed, lol OtemAtum: 6. Elijah- That one and killing people like bursting pure water are like 5 and 6. He will send fictitious fire to kill fictitious captain and his army of fifty. Not on one occasion. He will always kill the prophets of other religions of those days. He should be tagged a great terrorist, but Nigerians will rather name their children after such a murderer. Hmm. Prophet Elijah is one out of my many favorite biblical men of valor. Due to your total lack of any desire to learn the real truth about let this serve as a fyi, that Prophet Elijah's name means " Yahweh is my God" or " my God is Yah/Jehovah/Yahweh/YHWH" OtemAtum: 7. Elisha- That bald man (Abeg that his bone that's still active after his death should not come and choke me to death o ). Ordinary audio children are playing, he sent audio deer to them to consume them. Na wa o. How will the audio parents of these audio children feel seeing the audio bones of their audio children lying lifeless? " "Then the Nazirites will shave their heads at the entrance to the tent of meeting, take the hair as proof that they had made this vow, and put it on the fire under the fellowship offering." - Numbers 6:18Your rudeness is a sign of a weak person’s imitation of strength, and the funnier thing about you calling Elisha " that bald man", is what caused the " bald" was because of a Nazarite vow, this of course happened from him shaving off his hair and so by his vow choice went bald. Even Apostle Paul, did similar in the New Testament, but hey what does OtemAtum knows, lol Elisha, is the famous and well-known Israelite prophet, who was a protégé to prophet Elijah and expectedly, became prophet Elijah's successor. Elisha's name, fyi, means " God is salvation" OtemAtum: Let me not mention Samson, Phillip, and the rest. So check and think twice before you get baptised and acquire these names of murderers or before you give your children such names. Samson's name has a root meaning from a word that means sunlight, while Philip's name comes from two words which are " Philos" (i.e. love) and " hippos" (i.e. horse), hence Philip, because of a fond of horses and of course means " horse-loving" OtemAtum: [s]May Jehovah continue to be in his spiritual cage until the 1000th year as revealed by the thummim of the Light of God Almighty his father. Aseeee!!![/s] May you OtemAtum as soon you repent, be delivered, pronto from your spiritual cage as revealed by the promise of the Light of God Almighty, God, The Father. Aseeee!!! The first part of your camel case moniker name, Otem, means, breath, meaning, you are something lasting only for a short time, lol, so continue enjoying your short-lived romance, lol. OK? You no doubt are clever head, but given to foolishness, you allow your interest in clowning about on this forum to win you fairweather online friends unbeknowst to them you're telling lies, contradicting obvious facts that can easily be confirmed/verified and plainly all the way, lying all the time like a cheap flea market Persia rug. Smh The second part of your camel case moniker name, Atum, has a meaning synonymous with butt-end. There's a very famous " coffin text" which says: " we are informed that: "Atum has no power over [the deceased] N, rather, N impregnates his buttocks. ..." So means, this your second Atum name, in your camel cased moniker, suggests you're a fuckup conman. Weep, you disobedient and should have been by now tired so and so, for if you do not repent, your sooner than later coming, comeuppance days are numbered, lol. Remember OtemAtum, I once warned you that: " One day, one day, monkey go go market, but upon finshing doing hin stunts, hin no go anymore, sabi know way return back home, dat nah sure banker, lol." If you know, you know. Who no know, forever, no go know, lol, hmm. Pray to God, that you, not be hoisted by your own petard(s) cc LawBreaker |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 8:30pm On Mar 21, 2020 |
shadeyinka: Long time Bro! I do not depend on anyone of them for my spiritual needs. Non of them I my spiritual mentor. Neither do I have spiritual mentors among the big Nigerian Pastors.
I have learnt in bits and pieces from several sources. There are many unknown brothers and sisters that had helped me mostly indirectly in my spiritual growth and for those I am forever grateful.
Thanks for concluding my last paragraph. LOL...best thing since sliced bread indeed! One of my dearest and favourite brothers here on Nairaland, shhh, in the house of the hanged man, dont mention the rope. Dont mention zombie, in barracks, lol. The bird is known by its flight, lol. The bird is known by its droppings. You can judge someone based on his surroundings. For instance, a person living in a barracks, hmm, if not careful, possibly, oh dear, is person that has been zombiefied! lol. Whomsoever the cap fits, wear, lol. The cat knows whose meat it has eaten, lol. A guilty conscience needs no accuser. Watch this space, lol. Any responder who knows they have done wrong, will reveal their guilt by the things they'll sooner or later, come on here to say because of the way they've interpreted what's being said here by others, lol. Most men would rather back away from a hard home truth than to face it and death stare it " korokoro" in the eyes, lol. shadeyinka, I am going to be totally frank with you, there is nothing wrong in having spiritual mentors. As for, big Nigerian Pastors and/or big elsewhere all around the world Pastors, well, sometimes they dig wells, useful to drink water from, but having said that, if out of the mouth a donkey, sense comes out, then therefore means, I can listen and do hear them out, but the very moment I sense bones in my mouth when eating, I immediately roll it/them off from the fish/chicken/meat/turkey and unceremoniously spit it/them out, lol. Live for a century, learn for a century. Iron sharpens iron, and a man sharpens the person of his neighbor, so says, Proverbs 27:17. With company, even death loses its sting. We are to learn and/or to learn from each other, as long as we live, lol. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 6:27pm On Mar 21, 2020 |
shadeyinka: I get you. Only those who look away from the scriptures and without question swallowing the teachings of a group of "unordained, uncalled, self-appointed, powerless and unsent so-called apostle's replacement" can take your kind of position. Are you perchance also getting that those eight deluded men in Warwick, New York, USA, think they are God’s greatest gift to mankind, hmm, lol?. Why wouldnt those who look away from the scriptures and without question, swallow the teachings of a group of " unordained, uncalled, self-appointed, powerless and unsent so-called apostle's replacement" who have deceived them into adopting and/or thinking that they, the eight deluded men, are the best thing since sliced bread, erhn, lol, hmm? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Does The Bible Ever Refer To Jesus Christ As “god”? by MuttleyLaff: 5:50pm On Mar 21, 2020 |
ABCthings: The elders have spoken.  Cc FOLYKAZE AntiChristian: I think Jesus is a scam. So He was talking to himself on the cross "Eli, Eli/ Eloi, Eloi lama Sabachthani... [img] https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] So what about it? Abi kilo nse eleyi? What about " Eli, Eli/Eloi, Eloi lama Sabachthani..."? Is it now a crime to speak Aramaic and Mishnaic Hebrew ni? AntiChristian, what's wrong in saying " Eli, Eli/Eloi, Eloi lama Sabachthani..."? Smh. What the matter and/or exactly do you find wrong in Jesus Christ, saying out: " Eli, Eli/Eloi, Eloi lama Sabachthani..." Hmm? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 7:00am On Mar 21, 2020 |
Bacteriologist: Once again, when the world's major religions could make a name for themselves and their god. They go into hiding. Again. CAPSLOCKED: Their excuse is that God has already given us freewill and the brain to solve problems by ourselves, so he doesn't interfere with our activities at all.. unless simple things like helping believers pass exams after praying (but studying hard first), or helping drunkards get home safely.. then God is champion.
but difficult real life matters that we cannot solve by ourselves? Hide & Seek. kingxsamz: Bro, na this one tire me pass. Dantedasz: [img]https://s5/images/11233191_7fd969e4121db41c574a1d63ce057dbd_jpege0ffa690bb9f8008a27d709cdb5d717c.jpg[/img] [img] https://s5/images/2WIz.gif[/img] " Indeed, the Protector of Israel does not slumber or sleep (i.e. Look! The one who is guarding Israel never sleeps and does not take naps)" - Psalms 121:4Dantedasz, is that the best meme you're able to muster. You defo arent privy of Psalms 121:4 that God doesnt sleep, doze nor slumpers, lol, you wouldnt be plastering the site with that ignorant pic, if you are Image123: Good news is that God is in control. He's about to open the solution for this tiny problem that's making you all jittery. It never is news that God already had put out the solution for all problems, small or large that could/might make man jittery. Same way, there is and/or are whatever furniture you can imagine of, in a seed of oak tree, waiting for man to bring out the chair, the bed, the door, the etcetera from out and/or in the seed, so God, too, like everyone of us, is waiting for man, to reach deep into his God given potential and pull out what God has already put inside him, to neutralize COVID-19 with, lol |
Christianity Etc › Re: Please How True Is This[picture] by MuttleyLaff: 6:17am On Mar 21, 2020 |
ZhiosonWind: While surfing nairaland, I stumbled across this image.
Please is this quote authentic? AntiChristian: Of cos more women will be in created in Paradise. So both Paradise and Hell has more women. And what does your "olodo" mean in this context? Wow, I am impressed by this my other beloved dear Muslim brother, friend and customer mi daada ni. He gets the sex ratio, lol (i.e. the number of males relative to females,) that, as we move into and/or through adulthood, the females are more, and so hence how they always, outnumber males. |
Christianity Etc › Re: God's Verdict On Nigeria by MuttleyLaff: 2:32pm On Mar 20, 2020 |
frosbel2: This is the same guy who does not see anything wrong with men sleeping with other men, lol. I am certain we don't worship the same god.
 Start first with answering those easy peasy lemon squeezy simple direct straightforward 10 harmless questions, only after then you may introduce whether it is wrong or not, for men to sleep with other men. |
Christianity Etc › Re: God's Verdict On Nigeria by MuttleyLaff: 10:39am On Mar 20, 2020 |
frosbel2: This is the same guy who does not see anything wrong with men sleeping with other men, lol. I am certain we don't worship the same god.
speak later.  [img] https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] Prevarication, go off topic and ducking questions, is a weak person's shameful sense of strength. Yeah, bide your time but do return back to speak later to give your answers to all of those ten simple, easy, straightforward and direct questions asked you, lol. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Historicity Of The Bible And Justification Of Christian Faith by MuttleyLaff: 9:29am On Mar 20, 2020 |
Maximus69: I use glasses and i'm not perfect in quoting people word for word, but it's like i saw something like "CUSTOMER DADA NI" here oooo!  Yinmu. Always one to make excuses smh |
Christianity Etc › Re: Historicity Of The Bible And Justification Of Christian Faith by MuttleyLaff: 9:27am On Mar 20, 2020*. Modified: 4:07pm On Mar 20, 2020 |
Maximus69: Mentioning you doesn't mean i want to discuss anything with you!
What i said is simple, you claim to be a Christian even though you joined those who despises faith in Jesus to get back at me. I knew you in and out before saying your enemy's enemy automatically become your friend! 
Don't forget that both LordReed, FOLYKAZE, triplechoice and Dantedasz all detests the Jesus you claim to be your Lord. 
So forget about Maximus69 and concentrate on how to make a defense before all those who are demanding for the reason of your FAITH in Jesus!
But you can deny him anyway because you want to continue trailing Maximus69 for turning you down as his brother in FAITH!
We are Jehovah's Witnesses!
Our brother Elijah stood his ground against 450 adversaries, try to imagine what all those people can be saying against just one man for saying he is not their brother in FAITH!
We are used to whatever you have in mind to say, Jesus said you will say so much hurtful things simply because we've separated ourselves from you.
So if truthfully you are for Jesus, prove it by speaking in support of him in the presence of all these despisers. Maximus69 is already out of your way. Face your warrant!  You are a man without integrity. You bid everyone farewell, as you were, exiting the thread for good. Your bossman TATIME gave you good bye, to the thread, blessings, but here you are, Maximus69, going back on your words. Returning to slurp up your vomit. Eurgh! Yikes! Smh You are a sly fox. I did say, I can never trust you as far as I throw you, that if you say good night, we should pull the blinds back to make sure it's truly night. Smh. I'll count my fingers after having a handshake with you. You are impossible Maximus69 |
Christianity Etc › Re: Historicity Of The Bible And Justification Of Christian Faith by MuttleyLaff: 9:03am On Mar 20, 2020 |
Maximus69: @ Dantedasz
MuttleyLaff is very much with you in this. He claims to be your customer dada ni!
I am a Christian, we ONLY speak to people who wants to listen!  Why are you incapable of getting things right and reading properly erhn? I never claimed to be his customer dada ni! What type of low grade intelligence have you picked up, hmm? Dantedasz and I go way back. He comes for some wall head banging and disappears into the dark as quickly as he first appeared and after the first few knocks lol. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Historicity Of The Bible And Justification Of Christian Faith by MuttleyLaff: 8:48am On Mar 20, 2020 |
Maximus69: If it's about the case relating to the OP (Historicity of the Bible and Justification of the Christian faith) you will always have me to torment you!
MuttleyLaff only came into the thread to show his grievances because i told him he is not my brother in FAITH, [s]but trust me he might be doing all that for the common saying (my enemy's enemy automatically become my friend) but when it comes to denying the Historicity of Jesus, i'm sure he wouldn't do that!
Óse máa lóun ò mo Jésù, nígbà tí kìí se omo àlè.
Ìbèrùbojo lómú Pétérù se bee, Júdásì gan pokùnso ni nítorípé ódalè Jésù!
So don't think i'm his brother but when talking about the topic of the OP, try and listen attentively to MuttleyLaff. Perhaps you can have some things to keep for future arguments as usual! [/s] MuttleyLaff: [img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] The short answer is, it is drawn from and/or based on, conviction, faith and a little bit of historic facts here and there, my dear friend and brother from another mother Maximus69 who doesn't know what the real meaning of farewell is. Smh. Maximus69 who is 365/24/7 days fond of keeping and telling lies, now notice from above that the quote is the first ever post done on this thread and was in prompt response to an invite extended to MuttleyLaff to come grace the thread. I was the first to post on this thread, before anyone ever saw the light of the thread You just cant help without not being truthful, honest and honourable enough to keep to your words. You are nothing but an unashamed lying toe-rag  |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come No Pastor Foresaw The Shutdown Of Religious Gatherings This Year? by MuttleyLaff: 6:21am On Mar 20, 2020 |
AntiChristian: Are you a comedian? If the money is great. I wouldnt mind aspiring to be a comedian as a good as you are, lol AntiChristian: Where's the glass house and where's the stone? It's really about your fart too smells, it isnt as if your fart, is perfumed air mess AntiChristian: How many Muslim subscribe to the holy spirit? How many prophesy? Mallam Sham-una Uztaz Jibril, not far away and/or to start with AntiChristian: Anything anymore says can be right or wrong! He can be wrong. Did he claim his speech was from the Divine? Where are the proofs of his claims? If not from the divine, then shows dishonesty, ignorance, foolery etcetera is rife in that camp too. Was right afterall in advising not to throw stone if living in a glass house then, lol AntiChristian: Several Pastors gave different prophecies and each claim the same holy spirit sent by Jesus. Where are the proofs of their claims saying same holy spirit sent by Jesus blah de blah AntiChristian: [Jesus said,] I pray also for those who will believe in me through their message, that all of them may be one. . . . I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be one as we are one—I in them and you in me— so that they may be brought to complete unity. (John 17:20–23)
This prayer keeps failing spectacularly in Christendom! Wrong. The prayer intoto doesnt and/or cannot fail |