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LordReed:Of course, you dont expect me having that level of personal questions exclusive to my wife with your missus, do you or do you now, hmm? Fyi, I am knowing my missus everyday, discovering my missus everyday. The Manual helps in this quite a lot and so does my missus, directly and/or indirectly, too. The Manual and my missus are, for me, positively didactic. I appreciate and value them both, lol. |
sonmvayina:Of course, you know the popular saying: "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words, will never hurt me" so my dear ignoranus friend, you can have your kind and comforting "... rambling like a rabid dog" words back and shove them up your .... Never mind that, have a good morning anyway, lol! sonmvayina:Be careful what you wish for sonmvayina:Emphatic and/or resounding capital letters YES sonmvayina:"Moses continued, “The LORD your God will raise up for you a Prophet like me from among your fellow Israelites. You must listen to him." - Deuteronomy 18:15 "18I will raise up for them a Prophet like you from among their brethren, and will put My words in His mouth, and He shall speak to them all that I command Him. 19And it shall be that whoever will not hear My words, which He speaks in My name, I will require it of him" - Deuteronomy 18:18-19 "16Therefore thus says the Lord GOD, “Behold, I am laying in Zion a stone, a tested stone, A costly cornerstone for the foundation, firmly placed. He who believes in it will not be disturbed. 17I will test you Since your refuge Since it is made of deception, a flood will sweep it away." - Isaiah 28:16-17 It will be a helpful observation to know that the bible advances that Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, came to die. Not come to earth, to have a woman, not to have a thing for men, but that God gave Jesus, His only begotten Son, to die for our sins, period. "And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your seed and her seed. He will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.”" - Genesis 3:15 Now, Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, confirmed this, at the ninth hour, on the cross at Golgotha, the skull-shaped hill in Jerusalem, when He said "Eli Eli Lama sabachthani" "Eli Eli Lama sabachthani," fyi, when correctly translated, means: "My God, My God, this is why You kept me" or "My God, My God, this is My destiny (i.e. I was born to do this)" or "My God, My God, this is what You permitted" or "My God, My God, this is what You allowed"What you dear What you my dear friend, lol, who snivellingly, lol, doesnt stop rambling like a rabid dog, dont know nor get the sense of, is that all that, the Old Testament death sacrifices were types and shadows of a real thing, lol. They were done and carried out in anticipate the death of the Messiah, lol, Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, through Whom the whole wide world will be saved. Now just as those Israelites who believe were saved, so will be saved any that have faith and belief in Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, that He died and resurrected from death, lol. frosbel2:Barking up the wrong tree as usual and behaving just like a goat on an astroturf, that's got more confused, lol. frosbel2:"7On this mountain He will swallow up the shroud that enfolds all peoples, the sheet that covers all nations; 8He will swallow up death forever. The Lord GOD will wipe away the tears from every faceb and remove the disgrace of His people from the whole earth. 9And in that day it will be said, “Surely this is our God; we have waited for Him, and He has saved us. This is the LORD for whom we have waited. Let us rejoice and be glad in His salvation.”" - Isaiah 25:7-9 Birds of the same feather flock together, then the "ologini" cat... Pow! Comes along, lol. On a serious note, when animal follow hog waka, hin must to eat bullshit, that wan nah dandan and you fit take am go bank lodge, hin be sure banker, lol. The way I see it, is that you are, what and who you gravitate to, lol. Be conscious of who you associate with, because personalities, words, traits would naturally rub off on you, lol. Yes, birds of feather flock together, but the hard part is being picky about who you gravitate to and/or identify with, lol. Piece of advice, flock wisely, lol, flock together and/or align yourselves with peeps you can learn from, who are stretching, searching and seeking higher grounds in life You, frosbel2 and your equally lagging behind just as you are, friend sonmvayina have no idea, You wouldnt know anything and/or understand anything about prophecies like in Genesis 3:15 and Isaiah 25:7-9, etcetera, lol, so I expect everything in this post, to swoosh fly over your heads, as if, like its a Naija airforce fighter jet, lol. frosbel2:Now you should begin to understand why our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide word, Jesus Christ, in Matthew 15:24, when His disciples came and urged Him, “Send away the Canaanite woman, for she kept crying out after them" declared that He was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel. The 99% of Jews who reject this good bullshit are dead bones, lol. This is exactly what, I keep hinting my two beloved Muslim brothers and friends, namely Empiree and AntiChristian with, that our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide word, Jesus Christ, was not sent to gather in Gentiles, that this task was delegated to Apostle Paul to do, and this was after Apostle Peter hesitated to accept the idea to reach out and initially was unwilling to accept the undertaking, to bring into the fold the Gentiles, lol frosbel2:Lets see who has real balls between frosbel2 and sonmvayina, that is man enough and aint a bwoy to answer the following simple easy, direct, straightforward and walk in the park questions 1/ What is the difference between how Judas and our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide word, Jesus Christ died? 2/ At whose hands did Judas die? 3/ At whose hands did our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide word, Jesus Christ? 4/ What's youse understanding of the programmatic verse 1 Corinthians 15:21, lol "Since a man brought death, a man also brought life back from death." frosbel2:I concede you this, lol, but I prefer using the superlative "penterascals" for those following the Constantine Christianity, |
Empiree:What a lovely gorilla picture. Hope not a long lost cousin or anything of the sort, sha, lol. Some classify these are cousins, believing they descended from them It is no self aggrandizing, no empty chest beater, you know yourself nah, that here, in the western part of the country, is a colloquial, that says: "Ti ogun ẹni, ba daniloju, a maa jẹnlẹngẹ, fi gba ori" which when loosely translated means: "when you have confidence in your juju/jazz charm, you can gently knack it and also safely smack it on your head, without being at any disadvantage at all, and this because you've everything under control and 10000% sure of the potency, veracity and accuracy of the juju/jazz charm," lol. When it comes to theology, except you repent, I'll continually beat you hands down. You'll keep coming back, and I'll keep beat the ignorance(s) out from you until you see the light and are free of the darkness and its falsehoods, lol. |
frosbel2:Repent, lol, that advice is Karma's twin, it doesnt forget, it has your number, knows where you live and would sooner or later, turn up at your doorstep to come haunt you, lol. |
Empiree:Mo ti wẹ okun, mo ti wẹ osa. Ọmọ, jọọ ma fi oju dimi, anyway iwọ na kuku mọ ẹniti o ni nah, lol loosely translated, literaly means "I've swam the Atlantic Ocean, I swam the Lagoon, please dont underestimate me, well you yourself know me and my champion swimmer quality" Empiree:Aw, pẹẹlẹ ndo, oma se oo, that you have a false and/or misleading impression of reality, smh. Empiree:You're preaching to the choirmaster, lol. Empiree:Empiree, my beloved Muslim brother friend here are another set of simple, easy, direct and straightforward questions for you 1/ Do you have the ability to read your fellow man's minds? 2/ Who to your knowledge has the power and/or ability to know about every thought going on in your mind? Empiree:You have done your part of smelling the gust of wind from Satan's anus Empiree:Invite yourself into the body of Christ Empiree:You've attached too much importance to a YouTube video that is flawed on many fronts and is riddled with false and inaccurate information, especially and deliberately intended to mislead with. There are too much to mention, more holes than in a swiss cheese in the warped or twisted YouTube video. Mtcheew. |
LordReed:"... you think pretending can donkey talk ..." doesnt make sense. Hmm. LordReed:We are getting overtly personal here now are we, hmm? Tsk, tsk, tsk. LordReed:Except if you need visiting SpecSavers, you should have seen and read that my first two were of the class having to do with matters exclusively connected to the person, (i.e. my wife) smh. |
LordReed:It's OK if you dont want to be explicit with whatever "personal question" means, you anyway, obviously have no real substance question to ask. |
LordReed:I reached for the Manual instead of asking my wife the personal question of how to get to know my wife. I reached for the Manual instead of asking my wife the personal question of what is expected of me as role(s) to play being head of the family. I reached for the Manual instead of asking my wife the personal question of why am I here resident on earth. I reached to Manual instead of asking my wife the personal question of why and how did Peter, aside Jesus, God Himself, walk on water. I reached to the Manual instead of asking my wife the personal question of why did the donkey speak and the feat not repeated again. I reached to for Manual instead of asking my wife the personal question of etcetera etcetera. Take a pick, spoil yourself for choice, dont break a leg though, lol. |
LordReed:Ah, the good ol' classic, the chicken or the egg causality dilemma hey, lol. LordReed:Depends on so many factors, my mood, my swing, my and/or the etcetera. This isnt an open-and-shut scenario because I'll know what I will do only when I get to the bridge to cross. I have in this past being known to consult the manual first, and equally also being known to consult person first, when both manual and person is right there before me. Lets put it this way, there are no hard and fast rules with me, concerning things like this, lol. I am guided and abide by a law of liberty, a law of freedom made available and operative through the power of Spirit of God that's within us, lol. |
LordReed:I pay more attention to both the manual and to people themselves. The manual and the people being inseparable, is an observable truth that you've accidentally noticed, lol and/or intentionally touched on. As a matter of fact, and fyi, all of our personal relationships revolve round and/or are meant to be, vertical and horizontal relationships. This is symbolised by the shape of the cross - Love and Compassion |
budaatum: frosbel2: danyero: sapientia: budaatum: kkins25:Even if my dahling friend and brother kkins25 wont know JeSoul, of course budaatum would remember her tenure here as a moderator. JeSoul, was able to keep a level-head during her spell moderating the Religion forum. She was a believer, yet she allowed all and sundry to air their views without it being censored or blocked from being read, hear or seen. The current religion moderator OAM4J and his colleague in the Politics section, both have good heads properly screwed on too. I will advise budaatum to create a petition that asks for a change to the decision of having "Why Jesus Cannot Save Or Heal You?" closed. I am confident that if budaatum is able to get enough signatories, our amiable Oga at the top would overturn the decision and in favour of religion populism. I will be first to stamp my solidarity on such petition, when signatures are being gathered, to have that thread re-opened Like Voltaire says "I might not agree with you on something but I'll defend till death your right to say it" If a dog is aggressive, you might want to put a muzzle on it when you take it walking in the park, but frosbel2 aint no animal to be muzzled, he's human, so why gag him, as if to prevent him from speaking his mind. How is one to know the inner workings of frosbel2's mind, if he is, without fear or favour, unable to exercise the freedom of expression of ideas, opinions and/or falsehoods, lol. He's afterall learned from the best, lol. He learned 10 lies, lol, and so perfected being such a tool. Why not let us see how much more he's learned, lol. Keep tab on how far in and deep down in the rabbit hole he is, lol |
sonmvayina:"always - 2 Timothy 3:7 You checked and couldnt find because you arent checking with a sincere heart, lol. You're just like the women in 2 Timothy 3:7 above, you are never able to arrive at a full knowledge of the truth. sonmvayina:You're by the day lol, becoming increasingly more confused than a fart let loose on the production floor of a fan making factory. sonmvayina:"12... Individuals among you are saying, “I follow Paul,” “I follow Apollos,” “I follow Cephas,” or “I follow Christ.” 13Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? Were you baptized into the name of Paul? " - 1 Corinthians 1:13 "5What then is Apollos? And what is Paul? They are servants through whom you believed, as the Lord has assigned to each his role. 6I planted the seed and Apollos watered it, but God made it grow. 7So neither he who plants nor he who waters is anything, but only God, who makes things grow. 8He who plants and he who waters are one in purpose,a and each will be rewarded according to his own labor. 9For we are God’s fellow workers; you are God’s field, God’s building. 10By the grace God has given me, I laid a foundation as an expert builder, and someone else is building on it. But each one must be careful how he builds. 11For no one can lay a foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. " - 1 Corinthians 3:5-11 Look at you slipping on the Constantine christianity banana skin, now you actually are more confused than a goat on astroturf, lol. |
LordReed: kingxsamz:"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:" - 2 Timothy 3:16 "104I gain understanding from Your precepts; therefore I hate every false way. 105Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path. " - Psalm 119:105 "And the words of the LORD are flawless, like silver purified in a crucible, like gold refined seven times." - Psalm 12:6 The words of God, the Bible is a timeless Believers Instruction Book for Living on Earth. The Bible, is a manual of Believers Informative Book Live on Earth and so necessary for forging a close bond with and/or intimate relationship between believers and God. kingxsamz:Affirmative. Having said that, sometimes details in the Bible defy logic, science and the physical though, lol |
PervertProphet:[img]https://media./images/72d6334d7b64269d1c3aa8ed2c420cca/tenor.gif[/img] The devil's listening for farts, shh. |
frosbel2:Duh, says Jesus is European. Facepalm. The previously provided useful and informative 2 Chronicles 7:14 I gave earlier, I just knew would go swoosh flying over your head, and as if, like its a Naija airforce fighter jet, lol. "If _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ should turn from their wicked ways, the land called Nigeria will heal" Please fill in the blanks, no prizes for correct answer though, lol |
sonmvayina:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] Going back to its vomit anyway, isnt it? |
PervertProphet: cRobo: MuttleyLaff:00:14 I'm joined by 00:16 Abdullah Gondol here and we have quite a 00:20 topic today, the Quran multi fastened, 00:26 multifaceted perspective, we're gonna 00:29 look at I'm gonna look at plagiarism 00:32 preservation, linguistics, mythology 00:35 convenient revelations, morality 00:38 Mohammed's mental state. There is a lot to cover, lol ... |
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annyplenty:[img]https://s8/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img] You've no idea. Smh You've diddly-squat idea about IP addresses annyplenty:"Getting wisdom is the wisest thing you can do! And whatever else you do, develop good judgment( i.e. with all thy getting wisdom, get understanding)" - Proverbs 4:7 Be wise, get some comprehensive understanding of IP addresses Fyi annyplenty, the sign of the beast is already here. Even you yourself annyplenty, already bear the mark of the beast and so do have the sign of the beast, lol. You think thats not true, lol, try me and I'll break it down to you, lol. I wonder which one of the ten, became drowsy and fell asleep, virgins, you are annyplenty, lol. |
BetBuilder365:Well 3 years ago, 2017 to be precise, "prophet" Bill Gates predicted an unleashing virus the scale of what we are seeing unfolding at present. He even gave how much of the world population will be wiped by it, lol. His ballpark figure was 33 million people around the world in the first six months will directly die of it. Now about your prediction about who is going to merchandise the vaccine and/or how it's going to be administered, word is Gates already has the vaccine for COVID 19 and so its just right now, a matter of waiting game. I am sure you're aware of or have heard about Gates alleged depopulation agenda |
LordReed:I love that gif meme and so I am going to thief it.Thanks, lol. I love that your shiny red button I push. |
LordReed:No thanks? Party pooper LMFAO! Was going to tell you aside him being one of such antichrists, how much of a prophet too he is, lol. He predicted COVID-19 virus to a tee. Not bad for someone already good at spreading viruses hey, wink, wink, lmfao, lol. |
LordReed:LMFAO! We have hailstorm today, ask budaatum, she'll confirm this. By the way, since you're also interested in pestilence and whatnot, lol. Here is another poser bullshit question for you. What to your knowledge, is Microsoft famous for and Microsoft famous for, lol? |
LordReed:If you are not interested in bullshìt, why gravitate to it in the first place huh? Must be the coprophile in you, lol LMFAO |
MuttleyLaff: NGpatriot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-esHD4_pz9o In this interview done in the 1980s, the governor of Kano state, Alhaji Mohammed Abubakar Rimi educates the interviewer and Nigerians as a whole on the office of the Emir of Kano. He stated that as far as an elected government of the state (Kano) is concerned, the Emir of Kano is nothing but a public officer ... |
LordReed:I am not surprised, besides who asked you for flying fuçk, lol LordReed:Of course, its bullshit, bullshit enough for you to get intrigued and/or embroiled into talking about it, lol. Maybe its the coprophile in you, bwahahahahaha, making the attraction and/or propelling you to bullshit, lol. LordReed:Look at you, where did you read me say here or elsewhere that he is the antichrist, lol, huh? Fyi, and reiterating, Bill Gates is no way the Antichrist, but he is one of already many such antichrists though, lol. I know you are intelligient enough to spot the distinction and suss out the difference, lol. So I take it you arent game then, lol, I kuku expect you to prevaricate if and/or when asked the pointed question(s) anyway, lol. Remember I only gave a skeleton, not the whole body, the hidden Easter eggs anti-semitism are only a skeleton of why he is one of already many such antichrists, not the whole body, lol, LordReed. |
LordReed:You havent a clue what antichrists means. If you did, you wouldnt be laughing your fairking arse off saying I havent with those hidden Easter eggs given you proofs, lol. Let's find out how clued on you are shall we, lol. Are you game? Should I fire on and ask you a simple easy straightforward and direct question, lol, hmm? One you promise you won't prevaricate, lol, hmm? Let me know if you're game for the question. It's another one in relation to being antchrists, lol. |
LordReed:You need not tell all, unless to those who have a right to know it all. But let all you tell be sample or taster, lol. Some people can be so ungrateful and fall into the category have no right to know all, lol, even when they literally were grovelling with request like "Present 5 of such things about Bill Gates. There is nothing on antisemitism I can find on Bill Gates so since you have it go ahead let's see them." lol. |
LordReed:I did in relation to saying that Bill Gates is no way the Antichrist, but he is one of already many such antichrists though, lol. Those hidden and/or buried Easter eggs were testament of latent anti-Semitism feelings, lol |
LordReed:Ah, LordReed, c'mon now, dont be like that. I took cue after you. The first interlocutor after original poster to mention Bill Gates was you nah. Not me, abeggy, no dump maryjay, put and pour inside pocket for me nah. In my best Jamaican-American reggae artist Shaggy impersonation, "it wasnt me" |
PervertProphet:For those wondering about what is Petra. It is a historical and archaeological city in southern Jordan and "The Petra Mosques," as in meaning mosques, from the first century of Islam, originally pointed towards Petra. The qibla then surprisingly was Petra and not the direction of Mecca, lol. Chai, Empiree and AntiChristian have been scammed, ouch. Empiree and AntiChristian, my two beloved dear Muslims brothers should "saremọsa" quickly watch all these listed here informative videos too to get themselves a reality check, lol PS: Its me who tagged you AntiChristian, my customer mi, my customer mi daada ni, and did so out of love so you know you've been scammed |
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