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Sweeetheart:
Hell Rufai if not for his Islamic extremism and ethnic jingoism, he had an intelligentsia aura

Nobi lie at all you talk. Even sef that hin Special Adviser wey haters dem paint as Fulani arselicker is very competent, resolute, razor-sharp and sharp-witted. I watched an interview he gave to Channels TV, on where a literal attempted grilling on why deposed Emir HRH Muhammadu Sanusi Lamido Sanusi II was acccorded honours in Kaduna state and whether or not the ex-Emir has/had accepted question was put to him. He maintained his cool, didnt dance to their tune and/or dictates, he stoned face gave them abridged replies and sticking to his guns, lol. The three Channels TV anchors interviewing were visibly exasperated, lol. The guy stood his ground, whichever way/direction they came at him. Mehn, the guy is good jor. I was impressed. Tbh, I think I detected hidden smirks on his face because you can see the anchors were frustrated and I am sure he too can see it and/or he sensed it, lol

sonmvayina:
Sorry to ask.. How old are you?.. You come across as a teenager... Or if your older, you have the IQ of a 10 year old... No offence intended..

I am sorry, mind your foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo, indigo, november, golf business and also your grammar, fyi, sucks jor. Mtcheew.

10 year olds and younger write better and string correct sentences more than this your poor pissful one here. Smh. Why not stick to writing in the vernacular. No offence intended, sic, lol.

We need to have a word with your dealer about the substances he/she supplies you with. You've been scammed, had and done for by your dealer, lol.

FOLYKAZE:
Baba 70 should live on ever, in the abode of the ancestral heroes of Africa, And in the mind of salient African minds.

Buddy, please let them beat their chest and console themselves. Now he is lying to himself that he had no interest in the discussion, however, he had wanted to prove historicity of Jesus by recommending two books, presented twisted history of Jewish revolt that led to destruction of second temple, and lastly went on wild goose chase looking for contemporary accounts of Jesus. In all these moves, the jabs were deadly and very disorienting �� . He didn't saw it coming. He wouldn't leave either because he felt ashamed.

He knows not, that everyone be king for him Kaaba.

In Jehovah witness, they dont teach them much about religion tolerance and respect for opposing views. Remember, they live by the books, even if it cost their lives. lol
Which one is 'hoist himself with his very own petard'?

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Pull the other leg.
Oi, do you mind, not the middle one, lol, pervert
As if you don't know, lol.

Abami Ẹda lives...

sonmvayina:
Lol, maybe that is you.. I am a divine being, just having a human experience...

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Yinmu.

TATIME:
He can be tough than ever due to his former profession but once a member of his organization (Jehovah's Witnesses) speak with him, he'll retreat. That's why Jehovah's Witnesses are totally different from all others, we take counsel from our brothers!

"♬ ♪♫♬♩ ♪ ♫
Zombie o, zombie (zombie o, zombie)
Zombie o, zombie (zombie o, zombie)
Zombie no go go, unless you tell 'em to go (zombie)
Zombie no go stop, unless you tell 'em to stop (zombie)
Zombie no go turn, unless you tell 'em to turn (zombie)
Zombie no go think, unless you tell 'em to think (zombie)

Zombie o, zombie (zombie o, zombie)
Zombie o, zombie (zombie o, zombie)
Zombie no go go, unless you tell 'em to go (zombie)
Zombie no go stop, unless you tell 'em to stop (zombie)
Zombie no go turn, unless you tell 'em to turn (zombie)
Zombie no go think, unless you tell 'em to think (zombie)

Zombie o, zombie (zombie o, zombie)
Zombie o, zombie (zombie o, zombie)
Tell them to go straight. A joro, jara, joro
No break, no job, no sense. A joro, jara, joro
Tell 'em to go kill. A joro, jara, joro
No break, no job, no sense. A joro, jara, joro
Tell them to go quench. A joro, jara, joro
No break, no job, no sense. A joro, jara, joro

Go and kill (joro, jaro, joro)
Go and die (joro, jaro, joro)
Go and quench (joro, jaro, joro)
Put 'em for reverse (joro, jaro, joro)
Go and quench (joro, jaro, joro)
Go and kill (joro, jaro, joro)
Go and die (joro, jaro, joro)
Put 'em for reverse (joro, jaro, joro)
Go and die (joro, jaro, joro)
Go and quench (joro, jaro, joro)
Go and kill (joro, jaro, joro)
Put 'em for reverse (joro, jaro, joro)

Uh-huh. Joro, jara, joro
Zombie way, na one way. A joro, jara, joro
Zombie way, na one way. A joro, jara, joro
Zombie way, na one way. A joro, jara, joro

Attention (zombie), quick march
Slow march (zombie), left turn
Right turn (zombie), about turn
Double up (zombie), salute
Open your hat (zombie), stand at ease
Fall in (zombie), fall out
Fall down (zombie), get ready

Attention (zombie), quick march
Slow march (zombie), left turn
Right turn (zombie), about turn
Double up (zombie), salute
Open your hat (zombie), stand at ease
Fall in (zombie), fall out
Halt (zombie)

Order. Whoa
Attention (zombie), quick march
Slow march (zombie), left turn
Right turn (zombie), about turn
Double up (zombie), salute
Open your hat (zombie), stand at ease
Fall in (zombie), fall out
Fall down (zombie), get ready
Attention (zombie), quick march
Slow march (zombie), left turn
Right turn (zombie), about turn
Double up (zombie), salute
Open your hat (zombie), stand at ease
Fall in (zombie), fall out
Fall down (zombie), get ready
Halt. Order

One more time, everybody
Attention (zombie), quick march
Slow march (zombie), left turn
Right turn (zombie), about turn
Double up (zombie), salute
Open your hat (zombie), stand at ease
Fall in (zombie), fall out
Fall down (zombie), get ready
Attention (zombie), quick march
Slow march (zombie), left turn
Right turn (zombie), about turn
Double up (zombie), salute
Open your hat (zombie), stand at ease
Fall in (zombie), fall out
Fall down (zombie), get ready
Halt. Order. Dismiss

Zombie, zombie x3 ♬ ♪♪♫♬"

TATIME, that your "... take orders counsel from our brothers" just reminded me of the above Baba Abami Ẹda Fela's 1976 Zombie album and track tune, lol.

TATIME:
He was only acting on Jesus' illustration of the rich man and Lazarus, the rich man begged father Abraham to tell Lazarus to drop water and cool his tongue.

Folykaze was expecting Maximus to make him feel better by discussing with him but Maximus refused to oblige and it's obvious folykaze desperately need him to continue the discussion, this will somehow cool folykaze's mind and make him feel better.
Maximus69 denied him that pleasure all through.

Maximus69 was floundering about in the shallow offshore waters. Luckily for him, like a knight in shining armour, riding on a high white horse, lol, you gallopedly waded in to pull him out and saved his hide before he gets to wander into the deep end offshore waters, lol and straight into a very pleased, open arms, lol, FOLYKAZE's cuddly watertight held bear hug, lol. All puns intended, lol.

TATIME:
Now that you're getting along with him, why not discuss with him as a Christian? Since he wants to prove that Jesus' historicity is fake and you also claim being a Christian!

With all due respects, I dont take orders from you. Capisce? Besides that, when and/or if I need your unsolicited advice I'll call on you.

TATIME, fyi, FOLYKAZE is entitled to whatever his opinion about Jesus' historicity is. As for me and/or as far as, I am concerned, facing one battle, is much simpler than facing four, lol. My staunchily adhered to axiom is, choose your battles wisely or pick battles wisely, lol. Life is too short to spend it on warring, especially when there are a bunch of most, most, most important ones, to get your hands dirty on, lol.

Dont you know TATIME bossman, lol, that true power, is restraint ni, lol, hmm?. Restraint is a virtue, lol. Wisdom and true power resides in me, doing, what I from the instance, and at the very beginning of FOLYKAZE opening this thread, and sending me an invite to come participate in the thread's discourse, have been doing, which is, to comfortably in the background, sit back and be reading, taking in and observing everything going on and/or developing on the thread, lol, and that's without me, yielding to desires/wants, to emotionally react to anything printed on it, lol. I have been doing the ocassional abrupt remark alright, especially, as an aside or interruption, one here, one there, but thats just about it. Nothing like really getting seriously or heavily involved, lol.

TATIME, fyi and if you must know. FOLYKAZE and I, respectfully go very way long back. The respect for each other, is mutual. Now the thing really is, I know him well enough, not do midsummer madness with him, but rather rope-a-dope him, lol, and sooner or later he'll hoist himself with his very own petard, lol.

TATIME, did you ever do "double dutch" (i.e. jump rope skipping) when growing up. If you did, you'll know about how you bide the time, you're eagle eyes watching and patiently waiting for that window of opportunity for you to jump in and prey, lol.

TATIME:
You said to Maximus69 "you are of YOUR father"

TATIME, TATIME, TATIME. How many times did I mention you? OK, now that I've got you fully attentive, please confirm to me, who first said: "you are of YOUR father" and to who was it first said to

TATIME:
That's enough to clarify that both of you aren't brothers just as Maximus has maintained from the start.

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"Ara adugbo, ẹ ma gba mi kẹ" Havent I earlier said that I gave him his wish, had given him the right not to want to have me as his brother and also respected his act of flinging philadephia right back in my face, hmm?

TATIME:
And to buttress that you purposely said you want to say the TRUTH!

What are you and Maximus69's problems. Is this about selective reading or just sheer outright dishonesty ni, hmm? Are you now TATIME, trying to tell me that you were unable to make out "home truth" in what you read ni?. Please, you're grown, I dont expect you to use of underhand tactics, like this and done here, to achieve cheap goal(s) now. Smh. Could the reason be as a result of the frown on members partaking on secular higher education, hmm? Making it difficult to make out the difference and/or distinction between "home truth" and plain just "truth," hmm?

TATIME:
Please i'm not quarrelling with you,

Neither am I quarrelling with you. Or do you see me bring bow and arrows, knives and/or AK-47 aka Kalashnikov rifle guns, axes and/or spears to the table ni, hmm?

TATIME:
i only ask a simple and honest question

You barked at wrong tree with your allegedly simple and honest question

TATIME:
but if you don't want to answer, it's OK!

I am sure you have been noticing the strikeouts, I have been doing with "brother" and switching to using neighbour. C'mon now, do you have to descend so low just to garner so cheap below the belt points ni. Why are you guys so petty-minded and obsessed with inconsequentials like a crossed out "brother"

Leoniine:
Lol... Of course. I'm a Yoruba.

Never in a million years would have guessed right, that you are an "arẹwa obinrin, ọmọluwabi, kaarọ oo jirẹ". I thought with being Magnoliaa, you were Chinese, lol

Leoniine:
See, you sef. You're laughing. Swivelling neck and Abrahamic head. I no hear again.

Men ignorantly like beating chest claiming to be the head, not copping on that without a yielding neck, (i.e. the missus) the head practically is useless, lol. So why the Eves, the Sarahs of this world, strong, bold, opinionated, direct, outspoken, powerful women are swivelling necks that support and keep heads steady, lol

Leoniine:
You say what it means. I honestly cannot even go into musing about that rn.

You're just being lazy, lol. They, in their own way and right, each one of them from Eve, Zipporah, Abigail, Rahab ... to Mary were badass, strong, opinionated, powerful, resourceful, successful and intelligent virtuous women

Eve, strong woman, gave Adam to eat, and Adam inspite, still went down for her sake, lol

Zipporah, strong woman, circumcised her son Gershom all by herself and after the bloody deed, intelligently touched the foreskin on her husband Moses' feet, saving his life, lol.

Abigail, strong and fierce woman. King David upon hearing shes become widowed couldnt let such a window of opportunity go by him not having her as his companion, lol.

Rahab, strong woman. "Arẹwa obinrin, bi ọkunrin" She stood tall where men quavered and trembled in fear. For her boldness, bravery, resourcefulness etcetera, she got herself, for posterity sake, into Hebrews 11's The Faith of Many Hall of Fame

Mary, mother of our Lord and Saviour of the wholewide world, Jesus Christ, strong woman and mother. Mothers surely knows best, lol. As far as she is concernied, the timing was right for Jesus to do His, the miraculous thing, lol

Leoniine:
You listed Rahab alongside those women.

Oh yes I did and she earned that spot and rightfully deserves to be in there

Leoniine:
She's a prostitute.

Is that what you see about Rahab, hmm? Is this the same Rahab that had balls bigger and stronger than all the men in Jericho, we are talking off here, hmm? Is this the same Rahab, alongside like Abel, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses etcetera that made it into the Hebrews 11 Faith Hall of Fame, hmm?

Leoniine:
So, I can conclude then that people like Amber Rose, Mia Khalifa, and the likes can be virtuous women? That sounds good to my hearing.

Of course. It depends what people like Amber Rose, Mia Khalifa and the likes, rightly do with their strengths, lol. Have to be virtuous with the strength

Leoniine:
Uh, yeah... I just have a general idea about it. I'm used to the 'bastardized meaning' of the word. (Maybe in African settings, I don't know). The sufferhead, compliant, voiceless woman. Such. It irks me. There may be a positive aspect to the word.

The phrase "virtuous women" from the word go and even always, had a postive aspect to it and/or its meaning. It's meaning or implication never was bastardized. Those sufferhead, compliant, voiceless woman superlatives were never adjectives associated with the phrase "virtuous women"

You definitely are familiar with the phrase "men of valor," used for men of dignity and/or high standing. Yeah? Well "virtuous women" is the female equivalent for women and what's used for women of dignity and/or high standing

Leoniine:
Well, it's been misconstrued. A lot. In our culture. Used to dictate to women, assess them, shame them, name it.

Nah, never being misconstrued, auntie. Every man believer that really is a man believer, always yearns and/or prays for the Proverbs 31:10-31 virtuous woman, wifey material and/or spec, lol.

Leoniine:
I have no ish with the verse definitions you quoted.

Good then, lol.

orisa37:
God exists son. From today, go to Bed at 9pm. Always pray, Thank You God for today. Please show Yourself to me in Jesus name Amen. Within 7 days you will see God.

sonmvayina:
I did that, and nothing happened..
Until He told me that I should look no further, that He is inside of me..
That He has been playing hide and seek with Himself...
I stopped checking..

This is one of the harms from smoking substances. Smh

Froshloaded:
Then it is a result of what??

Radiation, lol.

Seun:
A bat coronavirus mutated to a form that can infect humans and spread rapidly. It was then transmitted to people at a Chinese bush meat market.

That's the sanitised version cause, lol.

dake40:
There have been more deadlier Epidemics in history and the Earth did not seize from existing,

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics

There will and always be epidemics as long as EVOLUTION continues and no god can stop that from happening...

True all that. We've had Spanish flu, have had Russian flu, before this Chinese flu. Argue with the POTUS, if aggrieved and vexed I called COVID-19 Chinese flu, lol

donnie:
It certainly is the hand of YAH shaking this world. He uses even the forces of evil to bring judgement upon the earth. They are his messengers for our judgement.

Quite a lot to learn from the COVID-19 aka Corona virus interesting experience though

sonmvayina:
I will just leave this here..
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You're wrong. Herd immunity is the cure.

Harshirama:
God does not punish with sickness.

Hmm, totally right

Harshirama:
Sickness is a work of the devil

Not totally right here, lol

VBCampaign:
The E. A. Adeboye Tweet

By: Deji Yesufu

At first I regarded the whole matter around E. A. Adeboye's tweet of advising his “son” to fire a lady, all because the gentleman found her attractive… I found the whole thing a storm in a tea cup.

I am not an Adeboye fan and this situation could have afforded me another opportunity for attacking the pastor. But I am gradually loosing appetite for that venture these days. Besides, I was almost sure that the supposed Twitter handle was a cloned one (these pastors are too antediluvian to engage social media, I thought). I was wrong; even Punch reported it on their online medium. It is true: Adeboye typed those words.

So my interest in this matter was kindled when, in a discussion today, somebody pointed out that it was very wrong for Baba to advise the sacking of a lady for the mere fact that his son in the faith couldn’t bridle his lust. Is it a crime to be attractive now? Will Adeboye advise the sacking of his own daughter if she was in the shoes of that lady? The conjectures are endless and I have no intention to add to them. I would be looking at the issue from another perspective.

Note that attraction between sexes in work place environment is NORMAL. One would think that Adeboye, with his experience, would know that the number one calling of Christian men is knowing how to handle their bodies in holiness and sanctification (1 Thessalonians 4:4-5).

Of course one would not be surprised that Adeboye would counsel the pulling out of the eye that sins – as long it is not his eyes or those of his sons involved. Jesus taught that it is the sinner that should sever his arms or eyes in cases of temptation, not the other way round. Christian men would not sack their secretaries; they should rather deal with their flesh. If Adeboye will fail in a mere ABC of sanctification, I suspect he is failing in many other areas too.

A little over a week ago, I got into a social medium debate on this dicey matter of side chics. I counselled that our ladies could do better in keeping their husbands from the strange woman. I said little about the role of the man because that post was intended to counsel women.

I am not sure I have found greater opposition to a position I’d ever taken on social media before, as I found with that thread. I pulled down the thread. It appears that in this matter of infidelity in marriages, women have borne the greater burden. And Adeboye is not lightening those burdens for them. He is now advising their sacking.

Christian men are expected to be Christian first of all in all that they do. Our Christianity will be tested at home and even much more in the office. The strange woman will appear and we must say no to such vain lusts. If the Christian man fails in this basic pursuit of sanctification, we has every reason to doubt the genuineness of his salvation.

Which brings me to my grouse with E. A. Adeboye. It is not his pedestrian counsel of sacking a lady for his son's sins that I have issues with. It is neither his false humility and make-belief simplicity. My grouse with Adeboye is that this man doesn’t preach a Christian gospel and his sons are not born again. Nay, I have every reason to doubt Adeboye’s own conversion itself. Thus when a man is devoid of true Spirit wisdom, he would have no qualms recommending light medicines for serious ailments.

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VBCampaign, Hi mate, long time, no interesting until now again read, lol.

VBCampaign, I'll leave Baba Adeboye alone, if I were you, lol. This all said for very good personal reasons and "ol' guards" typical idiosyncrasies I can relate with, lol. Maybe I can relate because its close to home, lol.

You know yourself that for a very long time I never was interested in home enough to be visiting, then out of the blues, I got bitten by the bug, then suddenly got revived to be visiting home, this quickly increased to even at time 2-3 times in year, albeit all this resurrected visit(s) palaver thing have stopped a little bit over five years now, as I have again switched off home visits. Anyway VBCampaign, what brought all this on, is that I grew up with my ol man ringing church bell, every morning and at night time before retiring to bed, to summon us, all the nuclear family, lol, hmm, roughly say 6-10 of us, of course cousins, other relatives, househelps, driver whatnot included in this 6-10 for the morning family devotion, praise & worship, then lengthy prayers, lol. OK, let me fast forward, lol, everyone has flown the nest. Here I am, in one of my resurrected and/or revamped visits. Just I alone came to visit popsie and momsie, only three of us in the big house. It was night time and time for prayer, we all threewere already in the living room, nobody else is expected, then what did I see and hear my ol' man do. He was ringing the bell, lol. I was gobsmacked, I said inwardly to myself, what!, what is Dad doing? Who is he ringing the bell to call? So he after all these years still rings this bell, I further thought inside, lol. Na wa oo, I quietly conceded.

VBCampaign, lol, the point I am making, is that some of our elders are sincerely and truly set in their ways. They dont really mean or intend any harm. My ol' man is a very rationale and listening man, he would have heard me out and even as he usually does, chuckle after seeing what I had to say, probably because he's considered it and could see some light in it, but on that night, I didnt have the will to ask him, whats the rationale behind ringing the bell, especially when and/or after everyone was already seated in the living room, lol.

Let Baba Adeboye be, in this particular regard let him be jor, that's how they know to do. Its true the road to hell is paved and/or lined up with good intentions, lol. Well more the reason its up to us, to make amends, to have ourselves born again, lol, to have put right whatever wrongs we were born into, lol. "Ki atu ara wa bi"

I understand Baba Adeboye's various little and big idiosyncrasies, lol, this one isnt anything to really that much fret about, but when it comes to obtaining a pecuniary advantage by deception etcetera, lol, then you have something in your hands to table, flesh and talk about, lol. When it comes to about the prospering on the back of the sweat, tears, blood and guts of sheeple, dangling a carrot, tied to a stick, and stretched out in from of them, then you have a bonafide licence to print, lol

AntiChristian:
The person he called a woman is a man now.

Dont mind him ojaare. Let's wait to see him return back with cap in hands, tail tucked behind and between the legs. Egg on his face and eating the humble pie. If he's got that wrong, only God knows the extent of all else he's got wrong, lol.

Maximus69:
Story! Story!! Story!!!
So far you've gotten the secret behind the brother neighbour thing.
I'm through with you!

Have a happy day brother neighbour, lol.
You aint really thru with me. You aint have enough of me. You will come back for more. Mark my words, lol.

Maximus69:
"To tell you the truth" you say!

That means you've been lying instead of saying this truth you've been hiding in your mind.

Tatime already got the message, you're a liar using your tongue to call people brother but deep inside your heart you believe they are "of the devil"!

Case closed!

The home truth about yourself. Can't you read and read with understanding ni? Did you see me introduce words or anything to what you by yourself brought on, hmm?

You tried putting mj in my pocket, but when I refused and handed it back to you, by telling you to go repeat what you typed in front of a standing length mirror. It didnt seat well with you and your big bro bossman, lol. Now you are becoming increasingly more petty about it. Smh.

sonmvayina:
Your eye will soon be opened.. And you will see clearly.. I can bet on that.. Before August 17th.

What's significant about before August 17th with year under question Mark? How high is your bet?

Funaki:
Return where again?

sonmvayina:
..Dumb ass... Womb of course

Good luck with that

FOLYKAZE:
Hahahaha
Max ti gboja sara, and he could only shout 'oluwa da mi pada'

He is quietly and appreciatively thanking God that his big brother boss man came running to his rescue, patted him on the back and reassuringly telling him, considering the fierce situation, he's done so far well, lol. It's mad oh, lol.

TATIME:
Please MuttleyLaff, i will like to ask you one question.
Maximus69 have always maintained that you're not his brother

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... and I gave him his wish, had given him the right not to want to have me as his brother and respected his act of flunging philadephia right back in my face, lol

TATIME:
but you kept saying he is your brother.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast José. I am sure you have been noticing the strikeouts and switching to using neighbour. C'mon now, do you have to descend so low just to garner so cheap below the belt points ni. Haba. Wetin. Kilode. Thats foul.

TATIME:
Then he said "you are of YOUR father....."

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So? Its a free country isnt it, hmm?
What you want me do. Report him to a JW police station, lol, hmm?

TATIME:
What baffles me is that instead of you to say something different, you went ahead retorting the same thing saying "you are of YOUR father...."
Someone could have expected you at least to say "you (Maximus69) is of OUR father" and not "of YOUR father" to maintain your stance that he is your brother!

Please save me from this ignorance. What part of the implication of "You need to go repeat this home truth line, right in front of a standing length mirror, lol" dont you understand?

TATIME:
So my question is "why have you been lying since, when you know TRUTHFULLY in your heart that he is not of the same father as you do?"

So, you've all of a sudden become psychic erhn? You cant see hearts and read whats in people's mind.

Fyi, as I've told your charge, its him that advanced enemy into the interaction, its also him with you joining that's introduced naive, simplistic, and superficial "... is of OUR father" and not "of YOUR father". Whats my own

FOLYKAZE:
Really? Are all Christians this dishonest?? For F sake, ...

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I've never read FOLYKAZE bleeped before, lol

AntiChristian:
Which Islamic state am I getting him too?

I have lived in Lagos for most of my life and is Lagos an Islamic state?

I don't know Jehovah witnesses too Sabi lie and spread misinformation like this.

Maximus69:
Are you heartily comfortable with the present rule which promotes FREEDOM of speech, expression and worship?

My friend, your attitude speaks louder than your words!

If persons like you have your way, you will not wait for your Allah to come and judge those who refuse to worship it, rather you will kill them so that they can go and continue being roasted alive in your imaginary hellfire!

You can continue lying but the intolerance and impatience in your attitude says it all.

Meanwhile lawani is not he but she, and she is the type who will dress without your hijab to cover her beautiful hairdo not dress like a black masquerade to please you or your imaginary Allah!

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Are you 10000% sure of the above
underlined emboldened, hmm?

Maximus69:
Great!
So it's clear now that someone between you and i is of the devil while the other is of God, meaning we can't be brothers in FAITH!

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Awodi (i.e. black kite)
wants identified as eagle lol.

Maximus69:
Once you're against the setting Jesus established to organize his followers under one umbrella, YOU'RE OF YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL!

Soot calling snow black, smh. Awodi (i.e. black kite) that thinks, its a dove, lol.

Do you really want me, to tell you the truth about yourself and why you keep parrotting "YOU'RE OF YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL" hmm, lol?

Maximus69:
Pharisees and Saddusees also wish Jesus to refer to them as "brothers" despite antagonizing him and criticizing his teachings, that's why they told him they're Abraham's offsprings since Jesus is also a descendant of Abraham {John 8:39} and as if that's not enough they went ahead to say they have one father (with Jesus) which is no other person than God! John 8:41

"But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites!
For you shut the kingdom of heaven in people’s faces.
For you neither enter yourselves nor allow those who would enter to go in."
- Matthew 23:13

Fyi, brother, lol, neighbour Maximus69, lol, the scribes (i.e. Jewish learned class whose function was to copy royal and sacred manuscripts, hence have knowledge of the law enough to draft legal documents like contracts for marriage, divorce, loans, inheritance, mortgages, the sale of land etcetera), the Pharisees (i.e. a Jewish self-righteous and/or hypocritical sect, distinguished by strict observance of the traditional and written law, and commonly held to have pretensions to superior sanctity, funninly resembling JW, lol) and Sadducees (i.e. a Jewish sect of the time of Jesus Christ that denied the resurrection of the dead, the existence of spirits and the obligation of oral tradition) were each and all together, a hindrance to spirituality of people, connecting to God, through personal relationship and/or experience. They were mostly pompous, domineering, overbearing arses and elites that because of all these their bad characters, Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the wholewide world was at the drop of a hat, always fending them off and being at loggerheads with them.

As you can notice from Matthew 23:13 above they were a source of resistance, delay and/or obstruction to spiritual development, lol. "Sọ fun mi, tani o ma la oju ẹ lẹ, ki talubọ wọọ, boo lọ, ya mi" loosely translated means, "now tell, who wont shield his/her eyes from gust blowing dirt getting in. If you arent moving along, step aside, comot for road, make beta pipul waka pass"

Maximus69:
But this religious teachers are not united in thought as they're always disputing over the interpretation and practical application of what's written in the scriptures, yet they formed alliance (despite their disunity) to always criticized Jesus and his followers everywhere they find them!

Give me and/or list 2-3 examples where whoever is in your mind, criticised Jesus

Maximus69:
So Jesus concludes, since this people can not agree on standards and they're now against Jesus who is teaching common Jews how to become effective preachers and teachers to defend scriptural truth with one voice. "You are of your father the devil" meaning you're of Satan who hates common line of thought amongst God's people!

You need to go repeat this home truth line, right in front of a standing length mirror, lol.

Maximus69:
Notice how you condemned the idea of God's people being unitedly worshipping together under one umbrella with one common line of thought!

Smh, you sure like, enjoy and are addicted to your beta/blue pills sha, lol. Is it condemnation you pulled out of that helpful observational comment I made, hmm, lol? Smh

Maximus69:
That deceptive spirit in you is against the arrangement Jesus (God's Son) Himself ordained in the first century, when he chose 12 men to organize all his followers under one umbrella!

Now you're against that same setting, and all those having contradicting teachings and conflicting doctrines you want to call them brothers, whereas you're not in agreement with any of them!

The hypocrite always recognises the honest man as his deadly enemy, lol. Rather have a honest enemy, who wont sugarcoat lies to you, lol.

Maximus69:
So we've been trained to single out Satan's agents like you, even though we refer to you as neighbours we know that you're an enemy in disguise, since you're serving the same purpose as that of Satan (Your father)! John 8:44

You are trained, controlled and directed to single yourselves out as first grade mumus, lol.

sonmvayina:
It can't be Jewish either, the Jewish God forbids human sacrifice, he abhors it.. Sin sacrifice are carried out by priest in the temple.. Not Roman soldier on a hill.. The Jews worship an all powerful God that is responsible for both good and evil.. But the God of the new testament is only responsible for good things, the evil things were taken over by another God called the devil..

This fellow is more confused than the goat left stranded and lost on an astroturf. Smh

sonmvayina:
The old testament present a monotheistic belief but the new testament present a dualism... Big difference

"Yeshua said to him, “The first of all the commandments:
'Hear Israel, THE LORD JEHOVAH your God, THE LORD JEHOVAH, He is One.' “"
- Mark 12:29

Both the OT and NT advances monotheistic belief. What sonmvayina, in the context of your argument, is dualism? Smh.

Maximus69:
The more reason why Jehovah's Witnesses will never accept you as a Christian brother

Eurgh. Yikes, what could have come upon me that I would want Jehovah's Witnesses to accept me as a Christian brother.

brother, lol, neighbour, have you copped on yet that since you agreed to the herd mentality, how much more you're been controlled and directed by a tiny few, made up of 8 white and 1 black dots, lol

Maximus69:
if you're not going to show your face to the person to whom you want to preach or teach God's word!

My cards are always placed on the table face up. I dont hide. Dont you realise that, it's you holding the brush, lol. What picture emerges from your strokes of the brush, lol

Maximus69:
As for the enmity, you can deceive your fellow misinformed churchgoers but not me, once we're not on the same page regarding scriptural understanding and you're always there to oppose me, i won't deceive myself that you're just an ordinary neighbor.
Certainly you're an enemy in disguise!

I have never introduced enemy into any of my conversations with you. I always see you as a brother, never enemy. I respect your wish not wanting to be a brother and have philadelphia reciprocated, but if you're still insisting and adamant that I am an enemy in disguise, then just know, to cherish your enemy(ies), as they may be blessings and/or teachers, in disguises, lol.

AntiChristian:
You are simply a braggart. You are not my father cos I know my father.

Oh, of course, I am not your father. I never claimed to be your father. How can you possibly think, I would assume to be your father, erhn. You know your father. I know who your father is, lol, but as in regards to biblical theology, you as of now, are a son. Its, no diggity, as simple as that, lol.

AntiChristian:
When will Jesus return?

The church, as in meaning the body of Christ, lol, currently is being sanctifed and cleansed up with the washing of water by the word. This all in preparation, for Jesus to then come present to Himself, the church in glory, not having spot, stain or wrinkle or any of the such things, but that it would be holy, blameless, without blemish or any other flaws.

What are you waiting for AntiChristian. Put aside that okra soup that isnt drawing, come join in with us to partake and enjoy this beautiful sweet and tasty ewedu soup, lol

AntiChristian:
You sound like a drunken fool!

"But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise;
and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;"
- 1 Corinthians 1:27

Thanks for noticing that I sound like a drunken fool, lol. Its the manifestation of something you dont have any knowledge of, lol

AntiChristian:
You have an example sha
Then the Lord rose up as though waking from sleep, like a warrior aroused from a drunken stupor. Psalm 78:65

The key operative words in that verse are: "as though" and "like" I really arent surprised, of your pitiful eisegesis of that verse

AntiChristian:
Then Jesus is a liar.

Have you considered if for the sake of playing along with, that if Jesus is a liar, wouldnt that make Him a sinner, hmm?

AntiChristian:
Same argument every time. After Jesus was being baptised
And a voice from heaven said, "This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased. Mat 3:17

Whose voice was coming from heaven? Jesus!

Wrong answer, it clearly states it was God, the Father's voice

AntiChristian:
Who was being baptised? Jesus!

Correct

AntiChristian:
When Jesus was in the womb, who was controlling the universe?

God the Father and with aid of the Holy Spirit

AntiChristian:
When Jesus was sucking his mother's milk who was controlling the universe?

No, it was God the Father and with aid of the Holy Spirit

AntiChristian:
Was it infant Jesus that sent the Spirit to warn Jesus's foster parent about the evil king?

No, it was God the Father and with aid of the Holy Spirit

AntiChristian:
Why does Jesus have to flee because of the harm of people He created?

Why should He not flee? Duh!

AntiChristian:
It doesn't make sense if the Creator will come to live with his creation and have to be killed by His creations for their sins!
And it is more offsense that your God that became man can quicken the dead but can't know the hour the world would end!

"But God chose what the world considers nonsense to put wise people like AntiChristian to shame.
God chose what the world considers weak to put what is strong to shame.;"
- 1 Corinthians 1:27

It cant make sense to you. Listen when you manage to bring here and show me your creation of a gnat, then maybe you can have big mouth to talk and be telling how God should have or should have not done things His own way and method. Mtcheew. Smh.

Arthur21s:
I dont mention you for your stinking presence,i mention you to point out how hypocritical you are. I dont invite you to come to threads with your grunts and stench.

No one stops you from doing with your data what you wish,but let that rule apply to others as well ,dont insult others for what they do with their data. I spelt budaatum in full because altering it to avoid you seeing it is like talking behind your back-i dont do gossips.
I would have told you to fu©k off with your sagging breasts,but i realise we ideas in common as regards to equality of men and women.
Cheers!

@muttleylaff, our issue is resolved.

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I dont rat anyway.
Glad, you've gotten things off your chest
What a loadsa weight on poor heart, all that must have been

Arthur21s:
i support gender equality ,i am engaged to a feminist,she was an active member of this forum.i have a problem with the loqacious budaatum constantly terming all males he argues with as pigs. Enlightenment is a gradual process,there is no excuse for his misandry speech.
The douchebag thinks i am pained about his speech,why should i when i have never oppressed a woman?
The effeminate buda once called men that dont marry/date soldier women pigs. One should draw the battle line betweeen advocating for equality and bullying men for their choices. How can a man refusing to marry a non feminine woman be called a pig for his choice? To have a choice or spec automatically makes you a misogynist.

Muttley, please advice your effeminate frenemy budaatum that is stripped off of all masculinity and a vagina worshipper to apply logic and approach feminism without misandry

Ouch. Yeepa, nah only Bud dey for market square ni? Shey hin compete thief mata with una ni, lol.

budaatum:
Muttleylaff. Kindly educate this person on the invalidity of his statement.

It is as clear as day, that fingers were snapped at you, then gone waited round the corner bend, waiting for the window of opportunity to have it in for you budaatum. I am sorry no amount of education will abate this onslaught. Sorry mate. Just take on the chin, swallow and shake it down, lol

Magnoliaa:
Ahh, all these ontop one woman? Kilode?

What! You're capable of speaking and/or understand Yoruba. Wow

Magnoliaa:
I kind of... kind of seem to think there's... no unity between alll you listed and the last 'qualifier: virtuous.'

But anyway,....

"¹⁰"Who can find a wife with a strong character? She is worth far more than jewels.
(i.e. Who can find a virtuous and capable wife? She is more precious than rubies)
¹¹Her husband trusts her with [all] his heart, and he does not lack anything good.
¹²She helps him and never harms him all the days of her life.
¹³"She seeks out wool and linen [with care] and works with willing hands.
¹⁴She is like merchant ships. She brings her food from far away.
¹⁵She wakes up while it is still dark and gives food to her family and portions of food to her female slaves.
¹⁶"She picks out a field and buys it. She plants a vineyard from the profits she has earned.
¹⁷She puts on strength like a belt and goes to work with energy.
¹⁸She sees that she is making a good profit. Her lamp burns late at night.
¹⁹"She puts her hands on the distaff, and her fingers hold a spindle.
²⁰She opens her hands to oppressed people and stretches them out to needy people.
²¹She does not fear for her family when it snows because her whole family has a double layer of clothing.
²²She makes quilts for herself. Her clothes are [made of] linen and purple cloth.
²³"Her husband is known at the city gates when he sits with the leaders of the land.
²⁴"She makes linen garments and sells them and delivers belts to the merchants.
²⁵She dresses with strength and nobility, and she smiles at the future.
²⁶"She speaks with wisdom, and on her tongue there is tender instruction.
²⁷She keeps a close eye on the conduct of her family, and she does not eat the bread of idleness.
²⁸Her children and her husband stand up and bless her. In addition, he sings her praises, by saying,
²⁹'Many women have done noble work, but you have surpassed them all!'
³⁰"Charm is deceptive, and beauty evaporates, [but] a woman who has the fear of the LORD should be praised.
³¹Reward her for what she has done, and let her achievements praise her at the city gates."
- Proverbs 31:10-31

1/ What type of woman, is Sarah, the swivelling neck, lol upon which an Abrahamic head was supported on?
2/ What type of a woman, is Zipporah, who circumcised her and her husband, Moses' first son, Gershom, then touched the foreskin to Moses' feet?
3/ What type of a woman, is Abigail, that made a king of Israel quickly sought after her upon hearing she's become widowed?
4/ What type of a woman, is Rahab, the Canaanite woman living in Jericho, who hid the two men Joshua sent out as spies?
5/ What type of a woman, is Mary, the mother of Jesus, and when she propelled Him, to before His time, start quickly His ministry?

Magnoliaa:
... no unity between alll you listed and the last 'qualifier: virtuous.'

But anyway,....

So after you had finished answering all five questions above, do you still seem to think, there's no unity between all the superlatives I listed and the last qualier: virtuous, hmm?

What to your understanding and exactly do you think the word virtuous means, lol. I am 10000% sure, quite a lot, know the word virtous, but never looked up its meaning from a dictionary, lol.

Of course, from Proverbs 31:10-31 above you can make a helpful observation to see that it is talking about the character of a woman, and this in terms of her strength, resourcefulness, intelligence, power, boldness, strength, efficiency, ability, capability etcetera

Arthur21s:
But you said men are pigs,meaning you oppress men.

You defined a pig as one who oppresses women, that is deny them of their rights which i dont. Me calling just you (a male for that matter)an animal doesnt mean I oppress or bully ladies.

Muttleylaff come talk sense to your dear buda

Ah, sometimes I am an animal between the sheets, lol. I purr, growl, do miaows and roll on my back, lol, sometimes

budaatum:
It's you who's made this personal, Arthur. I spoke generally and you felt I meant you. Not my fault!

When you take off a shoe and throw it into a crowdy marketplace full of people, the person who yelps, lol, ....

budaatum:
Anyone who oppresses women, be they male or female, is a pig, in my opinion. The harm such people do is immense and the way to deal with them is to reduce their power and assumed right to oppress, which obviously would seem like oppression to them.

Trust me when I say, if the powers were mine, I'd go much further and chop of pig's willies with a carving knife, including yours, if you are a pig!
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Having a woman and wife is not beans, not many men can handle, in her own right, a badass, strong, opinionated, powerful, resourceful, successful and intelligent virtuous woman

God, and even the Bible is never against badass strong, opinionated, successful, powerful, resourceful and intelligent virtuous women, but badass strong, opinionated, successful, powerful, resourceful and intelligent virtuous women scare most men, scares most men, who are weak or ignorant. God did not chastise Eve for being a badass strong, successful, opinionated, powerful and intelligent virtuous woman, but He told her off for openly disregarding His express command not to eat of the fruit.

Abigail, the wife of Nabal, she is another badass strong and opinionated woman. David sent word to Abigail, after hearing that Nabal was dead, asking her to become his wife, and so she became a wife of the future King David after Nabal's death. It was being a badass strong, successful, powerful and intelligent virtuous woman, that was the attraction to David.

In spite of being a badass strong, successful, opinionated,powerful and intelligent virtuous woman, at 1 Samuel 25:41, look at how Abigail, in a token of humility, responded to David's proposal of marriage, she replied: "Behold, let thine handmaid be a servant to wash the feet of the servants of my lord." Abigail, the badass strong, successful, opinionated, powerful and intelligent virtuous woman, brought herself down and small before David, as if she is an insignificant person, then saying to him, she wants to take care of David's servants and then referred to David, as her lord.

Many years before Abigail, used it, lord is the same adjective, Sarah, used for her husband Abraham too. Lord, is the same word we get landlord from, which means the owner of a house, apartment, condominium, land or real estate which is rented. Sarah and Abigail, were merely recognising that their husbands are their owners.

Man shouldn't fear a badass strong, successful, opinionated, powerful, resourceful and intelligent virtuous woman, because just like in the game of chess, it's a badass strong, successful, powerful, opinionated, resourceful and intelligent virtuous woman queen that protects the king.

Maximus69:
I know you nah!

Is it not MuttleyLaff again?

Your enemy's enemy is automatically your friend so keep dancing around with your newly found Nairaland brother in BLACK Jesus!

You think you know me. You have an image alright, unfortunately the picture you have come up with is completely not me, lol.

Of course, you are my brother neighbour, how you now perceive yourself as enemy, is mind boggling. Is this how your mind plays tricks on you, erhn?

frosbel2:
What a lovely follower of Jeebus. Piss on the head of your enemies, that's such a nice thing to say. You guys are worthy of emulation and adoration, lol

Freaking deluded jokers....

Go start your own comey, you will make zillions with all this your trash talking.

What an ungrateful tosser you are, rubbishing my kind gesture to douse the flames burning you up. You should count yourself lucky I am not the sort, that would have stomped on your coconut konkosari black shiny puny head

donnie:
That is how Satan uses such to promote atheism. A savior came into this world at a particular time his history and they prefer we should not talk about his race. NONSENSE. Was he a ghost?

Let him covet his Cesare Borgia image