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Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 11:28pm On Jan 26, 2020

Lukuluku69:
Guess what? My Device took a fall. It needs fixing. I am using wifey phone and I really don't like the layout.
I have seen the Moniker. I will buzz you.
Deal?

I dont know why you're scared of your shadow enough to conveniently have you phone take a fall for you, lol. How many more "moves" have you got left in your bag of tricks. OK, peele, ndo, hope screen didnt crack. I am glad you wont be indulging in solo sex at least tonight, since well, wifey is at hand, lol and she is another person you love well enough as yourself. Well I hope you do anyway. Deal amigo, holler when you're ready and have strapped on more ammo, lol

Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 11:19pm On Jan 26, 2020*

Lukuluku69:
The Kingdom of God is already Here? Really really? Why bother then are your cousins still yammering that it is still coming?

The True Religion before God is like the one Abraham had.

And if your "God" want he can incarnate a zillion times and take forever to do that. It is his business not mine.

What are you yammering about? You're either one, two or all of three things. It could be, first, you are ignorant of what kingdom means and/or signifies, or second, you're a poor history student who has forgotten the colonisation of the country by a foreign monarch, or finally, third, you're are a millennial generation/generation Z born, too young to know about kingdoms and colonisations, the last, I highly doubt

Yes, wake up and smell the coffee, the kingdom of God is here. Praise God. Alleluia.

Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 11:02pm On Jan 26, 2020

Lukuluku69:
There is no pain anywhere and if you feel like that, no wahala.
Shall we take the Quranic advise and look at the Bible then?

Now you're talking and your life shall transformly in a positive manner, never be the same again

Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 10:51pm On Jan 26, 2020

Lukuluku69:
Oga, you assume too much, yes I was born into Islam and believe you me, I have looked at other faith, what they offer does not even compare to my Islam. So, why bother?

Yes, there is an end to the system of things as we know it but my Prophet teaches that we should not worry our head so much about it. It is a matter decreed. It is like death. Inevitable.

What is important for me as a Muslims is to do my duty when the end comes, it will come. Making a Religion out of it is not part of faith.

Yeah, lets all just go find a sandpit, bend down over it and bury our heads in sand, as when the end comes, it will come, lol.

I am 100000% sure, you'll will fumble and stumble, if I were to pull you up and ask you to explain what is religion that is true, pure and the type or one that God finds no fault in

Lukuluku69:
Go ahead and wait for the Kingdom of God like they have been waiting since 2,000 years ago, e no concern me. I got my duties to my Creator before me. That I must do.

Do you now see evidences of why you should take to the quran's Surah 10:94 advice, hmm?

Fyi, mister closet masturbator, the Kingdom of God is already here. The Kingdom of God is within us, within you. Who told you "... the Kingdom of God like they have been waiting since 2,000 years ago ..." sic, smh, lol, hmm?

Even, if for the sake of having an argument, that the Kingdom of God is not here yet, dont you know that 2,000 years, in the scheme of things, is beans, hmm?. Do you, at all, know how long it took God to painstakingly incarnate, lol, hmmm?

Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 10:32pm On Jan 26, 2020

Lukuluku69:
So,simply because I want to type 'are' and I typed 'her' your grandfather is a thief caught in the village square?

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Haba which one be grandfather here, hmm?
Show some respect of the RIP, two dead grandfathers now

Lukuluku69:
It was a mistake and if you don't accept that, that's your headache.

E pain am, lol. Mister Professional Masturbation Coach getting confused more than a fart let loose on the production floor of a fan making factory

Lukuluku69:
To the Verse you quoted, it was directed to the Meçcan Pagan and not to the Muslims.

You would say that wont you, eh?

Even if it was directed to the Meçcan Pagan, why dont use take to the advice, afterall what is good for the goose, is equally good for the gander. You'll come out better off, when you do, the scales will fall of your eyes, so you'll see

Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 10:05pm On Jan 26, 2020

Lukuluku69:
Typical. That was a typo and if you want to masturbate on that, go right ahead.

What a pity, smh. Shame on you, you look like a thief caught in the village square with his hands stuck in the cookie jar and evidences of cookie crumbs showing all over his mouth, lol. If I need any advice from you, I'll ask, but I dont, so you can have back your advice and kindly shove it up your where the sun dont shine.

Its beggars belief what goes on in your cluttered up mind angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 9:50pm On Jan 26, 2020

Lukuluku69:
Lol. When we give you the true meanings of what your book contains, y'all won't accept because in your heart is a disease.

[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
Surah Yunus [10:94]
فَإِن كُنتَ فِي شَكٍّ مِّمَّا أَنزَلْنَا إِلَيْكَ فَاسْأَلِ الَّذِينَ يَقْرَءُونَ الْكِتَابَ مِن قَبْلِكَ لَقَدْ جَاءَكَ الْحَقُّ مِن رَّبِّكَ فَلَا تَكُونَنَّ مِنَ الْمُمْتَرِينَ

But if you are in doubt as to what We have revealed to you, ask those who read the Book before you; certainly the truth has come to you from your Lord, therefore you should not be of the disputers.

The quran in Surah 10:94, has the good sense to tell Muslims, if they are in doubt, to go ask "People of Book," that is, "People of Book," meaning believers, so please, please, please Lukuluku69, dont again, ever be trying to unnecessarily overthink or be half too smart than you really at all arent, lol

Lukuluku69:
Deaf, dumb and blind you all her.

Look at deafer, dumber and worst than blind talking. Where is her in all this, hmmm? I am yet to so far see a her comment on this thread, lol. You guys just cant help not fumble and trip, trying to tie up your own shoelaces, lol.

Christianity Etc › Re: Example Of The Mysterious Marks On My Face (pics) by MuttleyLaff: 7:49pm On Jan 26, 2020*

Cleanliness, as in meaning, sleeping area or sitting areas, that are free of dust that inicidentally harbours these nuisance mites, regular clean bed coverings, clean duvets and clean dust free mattress goes a long way in combating this and warding off mite bites. Your house is filled with former bits of yourself, as in meaning, the dust that collects on your bed, tables, TV, windows, doors and even on those picture frames that are so hard to get clean is actually made mostly from shedded dead human skin. Dust mites breed in that favourable environment and is where and how you come into contact with them taking a liking and upgrade to tasting your blood before leaving the tell tales marks and evidences of them burrowing into your skin to gorge themselves full and to stupor on it

When you begin to feel tasting dust in your mouth when indoors, like in your living room or bedroom, then know thats when to get the place tidied up, cleaned and dust free because thats the favorable conditions dust mites like.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Example Of The Mysterious Marks On My Face (pics) by MuttleyLaff: 7:45pm On Jan 26, 2020*

kingmeme:
I made a post earlier about the mysterious marks on my face, and people ask for pics, sometimes I see this in on my stomach, back, face countless time when I woke up Even when am fully clothed, this pics is d mark I saw today when I woke up, I don't have long nails, in fact my nail is not long enough to open my phone back cover, and to my surprise today am fully rap inside mosquito net inside d room.

Lalasticlala

MuttleyLaff:
To be honest, I wasn't initially going to comment on the thread and its original post but all the ludicrous comments on demons, village people, wall gecko or whatnot is taking it too far.

For those not in the know, it is mites that is causing the marks on the body.

Some are bound to be abused by mites when sleeping on mites-infested beds like in hotels etcetera or from sleeping on mats or mattresses placed on the floor, which they easily crawl on to from the ground.

Another thing that attracts them to their victims is carbon dioxide. The CO₂ air-draught that is emitted from sleeping with the mouth left open, is what attracts the mites to their victims to burrow into their skins to suck blood. It is the mites burrowing on the skin that leaves the body marks.

Most people are immune to mites attacks, but for the unfortunate ones that aren't, it usually isn't a nice experience to have.

Three people might sleep in the same bed or room with only one attacked by the mites, this is due to individual body physiological make up

Feeling slight pain when having bath is normal, the mites burrow the skin finding veins before sinking in their mandibles to feed and gorge on the victim's blood. kingmeme, it is the mites burrowing thats caused the welts and/or marks seen on your skin.

Water contact with the welts causes irritation or slight pain sensation. The welts dries up and heals after a few days, leaving no permanent scars behind.

The experience is re-lived, when next, one again has a mite encounter or attack

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Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 7:03pm On Jan 26, 2020

Lukuluku69:
Muhammad. In that name is your salvation my Jehova Witness friend.

Your Bible confirms it. Don't be blind to it.

Confirmed and/or predicted in the Bible, is Muhammad, the heresiarch, forthcoming as comparable to an Antichrist, as a false prophet and/or also as a false Messiah, and that clearly on all three counts is what Muhammad, the heresiarch, is.

Empiree:
he "died for your sins" but he cried out loud to his father for rescue him Matthew 27:46.

Did that sounds like someone who wanted to die for humanity?. Keep deceiving yourself.

MuttleyLaff:
To start with Empiree and particularly fyi, "Father why have thou forsaken me (on the cross)" Matthew 27:46 is a mistranslation, of which, the gist of the mistranslation is for another day. For now Empiree, my dear customer mi, daadaa ni, take it that, what Jesus said on the cross, was never anything about being forsaken, lol. OK?

AntiChristian, Empiree and Lukuluku69, our dear confused three musketeers muslim brothers, lol

Christianity Etc › Re: DSA, Please Come Back And Save Nigeria Christain From Trouble by MuttleyLaff: 5:29pm On Jan 26, 2020

Goshen360:
And why must he come back to save Nigerian Christians?

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Nigerian Christians need saved from celebrating mediocrity. Nigerian Christians need saved from shoddiness, need saved from worthless teaching and/or preaching.

Nigerian Christians need saved from covenant prosperity principles, as taught by moGs, that we all know is a sham, and that all na wash. Nigerian Christians need saved from moGs, sitting on the back of Nigerian Christians', with a dangling carrot, tied to a stick, and stretched out in from of them, lol, while the moGs enjoy prospering from the Nigerian Christians' toils, sweats, tears, blood and guts,

Goshen360:
The word is already spreading and the impact being made all across the country and beyond

I beg to differ with you Goshen360 on this because when you look up DSA's track record, when you have gone to research, check and/or look at the record of DSA's past achievements, you'll find real and confirmable evidences of impact. You'll see how DSA has made meaningful impacts in other varied peoples lives in not just Kiev alone, but also every where right across all other parts of the country in Ukraine.

The lives of many marginalised, the downtrodden, those sectioned and committed compulsorily to a psychiatric hospital, dregs of society, those below and/or at the lowest bottom of the society ladder, alcoholics etcetera have been turned around, to be top government law makers of the country, becomes millionaires, become wealth creators, become industrialists, become elites, become real estate developers, become believers and/or better believers. This serves as a good and/or reliable indicator of the possible solutions DSA plans with, the his at least 2000 volunteers, and what he has in mind for the country, and be a gauge for future performance.

Hiswordxray:
So DSA is your savior

No, there is only one Saviour. Our Lord Jesus Christ is God and our Saviour

Goshen360:
Why you judging by what one person out of millions of Christians saying? That's his own view and opinion sir

What is on the ground are facts for all to see and not opinion(s). It is fact that inspite of the rapid increase in the number of churches, the country is still the poverty capital of the world. That is fact and not an opinion

donnie:
I never used to listen to DSA, and now I know it's simply because of his approach which involves attacking those whom we've believed and placed above the bible

Now I pray for him to succeed. I do not agree with everything he says but his ideology and concept of the church and the Nigerian society if adopted will change things for the better in our country.

By the way, his methods are revolutionary and have been proven to work. He will better understand his timing that anyone else.

MuttleyLaff:
The fact and truth of the matter is that, any sane person can see, from listening to those YouTube clips above, that DSA is just too much, is just too much light years ahead of these so called other moGs, for him to be resting his hands under his chin and keep quiet or just be looking and say/do nothing.

C'mon now, John 7:24's "stop judging by outward appearance! Instead, judge correctly", meaning, "look beneath the surface, so you can judge correctly" is just what DSA is taking a leaf from.

DSA, of course, rightly and correctly so, criticises quite a few of these moGs but this isnt saying, he himself is a complete and/or total saint, because he has his own fair of flaws, just like everyone else does too and I can tell who cares to hear/listen about one or two of DSA's flaws, lol, for example, aside major outside and other ones, let's take his slip of the tongue comment, made in the first YouTube video's 30:24-30:32 minute mark, lol, but nonetheless, compared with these other moGs, DSA is a breath of fresh air and I am sure, he'll be the first to admit that, he is WIP. The capacity to learn is a gift. The ability to learn is a skill and the willingness to learn is a choice. It is glaring that DSA is a learner while most other moGs are not learners, they stopped learning is why and how.

sagenaija, lol, notice how Petra1 struggled to pick an issue. He drag his feet and had difficulty showing us what DSA said that is wrong/erroneous/unbiblical. He couldnt get himself to expose how DSA is wrong using the Scripture as his proof, lol.

I always enjoy, like and smile whenever DSA intermittently switches from English language to Ukrainian/Russian language when giving instructions and/or communicating with his helpers, lol. How could his helpers get Charles Finneys' DOB and death wrong, lol. They must be millennial generation/generation Z born, lol

God bless you real good donnie for your honesty, sincerity and frank truthfulness

donnie:
WARNING NIGERIA: I SAW A SWORD OVER THE LAND 23.01.2020

h ttps://youtu.be/d4YqWGt2jKs

The narrator in that video sounds like a milder version of Nnamdi Kanu

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Christianity Etc › Re: Extreme Wife's Submission To Her Husband According To The New Covenant. by MuttleyLaff: 1:31pm On Jan 26, 2020*

AntiChristian:
The Bible teaches that a husband should have authority over his wife...

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord.

1 Peter 3:1
Wives, in the same way be submissive to your husbands so that, if any of them do not believe the word, they may be won over without words by the behavior of their wives

However, what kind of submission are we talking about here?...

1 Peter 3:5-6
5For this is the way the holy women of the past who put their hope in God used to make themselves beautiful. They were submissive to their own husbands, Sarah, who obeyed Abraham and called him her master. You are her daughters if you do what is right and do not give way to fear.

So aren't the pious Christian women of today also supposed to follow this example and call their husbands their master?

It is good that the New Testament teaches that a wife should obey her husband but you can kind of get the impression that it takes it a little bit too far...

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

The wife should submit to their husbands in EVERYTHING? Isn't that a little bit too extreme? Paul is saying that the wife should submit to the husband as the Church does to Christ. Now since Christians believe that Christ is God does that mean that the wife should obey her husband as if she is obeying God and give him the same rights? The verse clearly states that the wife's submission to her husband should be as one's submission to God and we all know that this is unconditional submission.

Christians might argue back that a wife doesn't have to obey her husband if he orders her to commit a sin against God, for God would never order such a thing. Fine, but what if the husband orders his wife to do something that might be injurious to her health? If God ordered it, she would have to do it, for God has given the woman her body and she has to submit to Him. This also means that she would have to obey her husband since she must submit herself to her husband's orders as if God Himself were issuing them.

Michellekabod2:
that is why I keep saying a feminist has no use of the the bible and ought to dump it instead of cherrypicking or compromising the fictional book. Sadly they will argue till thy kingdom come and gaslight you on the scriptures concerning the role of women.
The bible propagates patriarchy, dump the bible or accept patriachy. I have personally dumped the bible.

Buda.atum please don't come for my head,I have not eaten this morning

MuttleyLaff:
One of my neighbours, a once very athletic, sporty man, energetic and outgoing man, out of the blues, got bedevilled/afflicted with stroke.

The man, though now recovering, is a shadow of his former self. In my estimation, he probably now, is somewhere between 30-45% of what he formerly was and the improvement's partly down to physiotherapy etcetera involving and/or requiring strenuous effort that I could see on his face when I bump into him doing his daily learning how to walk again exercises etcetra, that it is difficult and tiring.

Now you guys, will say his missus, as in, his wife, can not and/or should not teach this man anything at all, lol. She should not lead in prayers worship etcetera in their household, even when there was a time this man even lost his speech, smh.

I just tire for all una, smh, 'far to see" bunch of Pharisees. Case in point, Zipporah, when her husband failed, wasted no time in taking the lead in something spiritual and that is a commanded religious rite demanded by God.

I have earlier intimated and advanced that the woman has been absolved by Jesus. God, as a matter of fact did so, when Jesus asked her the following questions: "Woman, where are your accusers, Where are they? Is there no one left to condemn you?" The Woman then said, "No one, Lord." and after which, Jesus then said, "I do not condemn you, either. Go. From now on sin no more." So, if after 2000 years of that, women are still having a hard time, then who is to blame, huh? It definitely is not God, lol. so.lite3, Blue.Angel444 and Co hmm?.

The classic finger pointing game is on, eh, lol, but what you guys dont seem to notice is that three other fingers are pointing back at you and the fourth at the spot you are standing on, lol. Discrimination, on varying levels is rife, lol, if not, its veiled, sometimes its pretence that its not there, but the thing itself speaks, the thing speaks for itself, the evidences and facts speak for themselves, lol, especially when we still have the likes of the so.lite3, Blue.Angel444 and Co of this world, slipping on that 1 Timothy 2:12 banana skin, and still whole world wide, accusing and condemning the woman.

You're believing the eisegesis of someone like AntiChristian that has sawdust for brains

Fyi, Adam, the first man believed in feminism. God believed in feminism then and even since 2000 years ago re-believe in feminism. In fairness to facts, God, after the fall, predicted all this misorgyny, sexism, belittling of women, entrenched prejudice against women etcetera palaver.

With Jesus restoring the woman, it is hypocritical to not see or have at least a single book written by a woman in the New Testatment, instead
what see and have are males, under the influence of men controlling power, come online to promote and/or perpetuate male dominance, so to keep women from their rightful equal leadership role calling and/or prominent positions.

Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 1:14pm On Jan 26, 2020

AntiChristian:
For all care Jesus can be the demon King! You haven't proved anything. If I was in a bus and we saw a light instructing us...will that be Jesus too? Purely demonic!

There is a local parlance that says: "even when pesin dey cry with tears streaming down the face, pesin sabi still see ground and take waka road wella wella"

It is by the fruit/instruction you shall know, if truly Jesus or if purely demonic

Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 10:37am On Jan 26, 2020*

AntiChristian:
Where did you get the lie say na demon? Telling lies for Christ no be sin abi? How do we know it was Jesus from the light?
Demon can do this too! They thought it was Jesus but na demon! Jesus had long gone.
Your own na God but others own na demon!
How foolish!

You're right that demons seemingly can do this too and that is exactly what the jinn did to the false prophet Muhammad
besides that, Martin Luther referred to Muhammad as "a devil and first-born child of Satan, worse than the Pope"

AntiChristian, Jesus and the disciples terrorised demons, while the false prophet Muhammad was terrorised by his demon(s), false prophet Muhammad was terrified of them up to the point of making suicidal attempts. Muhammad's mental illness had him hallucinating that he was having sexual relationships with the demon(s) instead of his wives. AntiChristian, the jinn tormented your false prophet Muhammad tire inside and outside that cave of Hira, lol. AntiChristian, false prophet Muhammad, when trying to escape from the jinn, often will ask his wife to hide him under her wrapper, smh.

The false prophet Muhammad, who was unable to distinguish between angel Gabriel and a demonic/satanic imitation of angel Gabriel, but got deceived by an actual jinn/demon, masquerading as an angel of light and who revealed satanic verses and the Qur'an to Muhammad.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 8:54am On Jan 26, 2020*

AntiChristian:
Demon na demon! Paul was possessed.

"³As Saul drew near to Damascus on his journey, suddenly a light from heaven flashed around him.
⁴He fell to the ground and heard a voice say to him, “Saul, Saul, why do you persecute Me?”
⁵“Who are You, Lord?” Saul asked. “I am Jesus, whom you are persecuting,” He replied.…"
- Acts 9:43-5

Apostle Paul, upon having a life changing encounter with our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ on the way to Damascus, stopped feeding his demons and so ended being possessed by them. Apostle Paul was visited by our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and didnt become terrorised but our false prophet Muhammad, each time he was visited by the jinn, was filled with terror, feeling very frightened and threatening enough to want to hurt and suicidally kill himself. Jinn, by the way in Arabian and Muslim mythology, is an intelligent spirit of lower rank than the angels, lol.

AntiChristian:
Can you also prove that it wasn't a demon that was talking when Jesus was being baptized?

And Saul on his way to Damascus encountered a demon who converted him to Paul.
Give us a video on this demon too!

"²¹One day when the crowds were being baptized, Jesus Himself was baptized.
As He was praying, the heavens opened,
²²and the Holy Spirit, in bodily form, descended on Him like a dove.
And a voice from heaven said, “You are my dearly loved Son, and You bring Me great joy."
- Luke 3:21-22

AntiChristian, in the case of Paul's, it is the voice of Jesus and not a demon talking, while, in the case Jesus' baptism, it is the voice of God and again not a demon talking.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Imam Hated Christians Until He Was Raised From Death by MuttleyLaff: 8:26am On Jan 26, 2020

AntiChristian:
So na demon abi?

Maximus69:
All spirits imitating any form of worship that's not yielding fine FRUITS are demons, including the one that spoke with Muhammad!

AntiChristian:
You forgot one demon brother JW
The one that spoke from heaven when Jesus was being baptized!
And the one that converted Saul to Paul!
Karma is a bitch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n37soDTLVoU

Islamic sources prove false prophet Muhammad's Satan and demon possession. Proves black magic possession and wearing of talismans to ward off demons, lol.

AntiChristian, you're oblivious to all these facts and that Muhammad was visited and controlled by the chief demon, Satan, the Devil, Iblis, the dajjil, lol. Even in his childhood, some people thought Muhammad was demon possessed. When Muhammad was a child a Bedouin woman nursed him, she, the wet-nurse believed Muhammad, at such an early and young age had been demon possessed.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Listens by MuttleyLaff: 7:41am On Jan 26, 2020

AntiChristian:
Jesus doesn't listen! Even his prayer wasn't answered on Christians!

"Father, if you are willing, take this cup away from me
—nevertheless, not my will, but yours, be done."
- Luke 22:42

"For I have come down from heaven, not to do My own will, but the will of Him who sent Me. "
- John 6:38

"And He said, “Abba, Father! All things are possible for You. Take this cup away from Me.
Nevertheless, not what I will, but what You will."
- Mark 14:36

"Going a little farther, he fell facedown and prayed,
“My Father, if it is possible, let this cup pass from me.
Yet not as I will, but as you will."
- Matthew 26:39

On the evidence of two or three witnesses, a matter shall be confirmed and makes this comment about Jesus doesnt listen or that even His prayer wasnt answered untrue.

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Christianity Etc › Re: DSA, Please Come Back And Save Nigeria Christain From Trouble by MuttleyLaff: 2:28am On Jan 26, 2020*

paxonel:
OK, no wahalla.
I will research about the pastor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ThMxB3dV1A

20:03 ... I want to shock some of you
20:05 with an understanding of what you can
20:08 expect from a few good sons when Jesus
20:11 talked about a hundredfold 60 fold 30
20:14 fold typically we as pastors we think
20:17 that that is just multiplication the
20:20 reason is we can't fathom the results
20:23 that Jesus is actually talking about and
20:25 I saw this here in Kiev Ukraine they
20:28 asked me about pastor Sunday's church
20:29 where is it located I said well there's
20:32 in the city alone there's 36 services
20:35 happening on a Sunday morning
20:36 40 sorry that just keeps growing and so
20:41 they said well how do we go and see
20:43 pastor Sunday's church I said to see
20:44 this church you have to drive all over
20:47 the country to see, you know they are
20:49 literally everywhere and the results are
20:52 everywhere

25:12 not the auditorium so to speak so when
25:15 you come to Kiev Ukraine, you see
25:17 something very astonishing you see
25:19 literally
25:19 a church without walls, a nation within a
25:22 nation and this is what is so profound
25:24 about what pastor Sunday's coming to do
25:26 in Nigeria because Nigeria has seen mega
25:30 churches. Africa has seen mega churches
25:32 Jamaica, for example, has the most churches
25:36 per capita of any nation in the world I
25:38 believe, yeah, yet the nation still
25:42 suffers from systemic poverty systemic
25:45 corruption and all of that, the world is not
25:48 necessarily looking for more churches

26:03 well I bet you this man, I bet you people ~~Demaduka~~ [s]princevinco or whatever else your moniker is[/s]
26:07 think pastor Sunday's coming to plant a
26:09 church and that he's gonna try to grow
26:11 it as big as possible but pastor Sunday
26:14 I guarantee you, if the church grew he
26:17 would begin to split it up and multiply
26:19 it back because that is not how you
26:23 reach a nation, that is how you have
26:25 great services yes
26:26 but that is not necessarily how you
26:28 transform a country. What pastor Sunday
26:31 is bringing to Nigeria is a machine
26:34 a mechanism, a system to take baby
26:38 believers even if you've been saved for
26:40 20 to 30 years even unbelievers and take
26:43 them through a process from seed to tree
26:46 pastor Sunday is not coming to Nigeria
26:49 to plant churches, he is coming to
26:51 Nigeria, to plant trees trees that have
26:54 fruit that have seeds seeds that will be
26:56 answered and multiplied even after
26:59 pastor Sunday is gone and in his eternal
27:02 reward he will be reaping based on the
27:05 seeds that he has sown that's what makes
27:08 the Abrahamic covenant so profound and
27:10 in Romans actually you might not have
27:13 read it like this but it says the
27:15 promise that Abraham would be a father
27:17 of Nations

Just too much to transcript, just watch and listen to the video yourself jor, lol
cc BodyDialect57

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Christianity Etc › Re: Tares Among The Wheat! by MuttleyLaff: 1:34am On Jan 26, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ThMxB3dV1A

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why CHRIST JESUS Is Different by MuttleyLaff: 12:55am On Jan 26, 2020

sonmvayina:
Why is Harry Potter different from any other London boy?

Why Harry Potter is different from any other London boy is because any other London boy dont fly by on a broomstick nor turn people or themselves into animals.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why CHRIST JESUS Is Different by MuttleyLaff: 12:39am On Jan 26, 2020

lightblazingnow:
John 16:28 I came forth from the Father, and am come into the world: again, I leave the world, and go to the Father.

Ladylite:
Am not getting your point.

lightblazingnow:
Only He came from the father God Almighty, after Adam died and began producing dead generations.

The father God Almighty sent forth his beloved son CHRIST JESUS to give you life. Have you received this

CHRIST, means, "anointed" as in meaning chosen to make everything that's impossible for humans to be connected with God to become possible

JESUS, means, "Saviour" as in meaning, save humans from destruction in addition to death, with the aim to give them the gift of eternal life.

So, the Father, God Almighty, sent forth Himself, as in meaning, incarnated Himself, through the person of His begotten/beloved Son, to DIY carry out and accomplish reproducing life and not dead generations

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Faith Is An Unreliable Way Of Determining Truth by MuttleyLaff: 11:27pm On Jan 25, 2020*

sonmvayina:
Maybe you are looking for a different answer, I have answered you.. The tree is symbolism for the brain where decisions are made.. Both good and evil is in us.. It is a matter of choice..

OK, if that to your knowledge and understanding is what the "the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil" (i.e. TKGE) mean, but do you know that the mention of Good, in that context, is translated from a word, that means and typifies "Beautiful" (i.e. to do with what is agreeable/excellent to the senses or what's all pleasing/pleasant in the eyes of the beholder, as in everything dandy and good) while the mention of Evil, in that same context, is translated from a word, that means and typifies "Adversity," (i.e. to do with adversity, unpleasantries, giving pain, unhappiness, misery etcetera, as in, every hardship, bad and ugly difficult & unpleasant situation that possibly can happen) hence why and how TKGE is a merism, hmm?.

sonmvayina, dont take my word for it about TKGE, go yourself, check out the meaning of "towb" (i.e. the original word Good was translated from) and "ra" (i.e. the original word Evil was translated from)

sonmvayina, maybe you should have considered looking for a different, right and correct answer, before answering the question(s) because the tree is not, as you say, "a symbolism for the brain where decisions are made.. Both good and evil is in us.. It is a matter of choice..." sic.

Fyi, as I have previously advanced and/or hinted, TKGE, is a merism. I am sure sonmvayina, you do know what a merism is, hmm? Anyway, as I was saying, the TKGE is a merism, and it symbolises the reality of biochemical reaction(s) from eating off the TKGE that will bring about experience(s) to the five basic senses of touch, sight, hearing, smell and taste for the brain to process.

The TKGE, is not just a mere merism, it is an iconography as well. You are, afterall, what you eat, lol. Eat off the TKGE and you become, in a literal manner, just that and at same time also figuratively become part of a tree, that takes root, has branches and bears good or bad fruits, lol.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Faith Is An Unreliable Way Of Determining Truth by MuttleyLaff: 8:08pm On Jan 25, 2020

sonmvayina:
Bible stories are all allegory and metaphorical, you are expected to read the story and learn the hidden messages in them.. This particular story of Adam and Eve was adapted from an ancient Babylonian epic.. It tells of how man lost the chance of eternal life by making the wrong choice... In the original story there where separate trees for good and evil.. And different serpent for both.. Dimuzi was for the evil tree and ninggizsida... It simply represents the two sides of our brain.. That is where decisions are taken.. But the Jews sees God as one hence, the merging of the trees.. God is responsible for both good and evil..

I simply asked the question(s), what incidentally, is your understanding of the "the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil" (i.e. TKGE) phrase, which actually is a merism (e.g. ladies and gentlemen is another form of merism, lol) and you're giving me a bunch of direct opposite mythical story answers

I repeat, what to your knowledge and/or understanding does the TKGE mean?. What is the TKGE whispering, insinuating and/or hinting about, sonmvayina or Daejoyoung?

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Faith Is An Unreliable Way Of Determining Truth by MuttleyLaff: 9:22am On Jan 25, 2020*

Daejoyoung:
What if God created this world not to rule it himself because he is busy, and wants man to completely be in charge and take care of whatever unfinished business left?

sonmvayina:
Or what if the whole of existence is God, and we are experiencing the whole of our creation as ourselves.. As we are all part of a whole or we are all different versions of the same thing...?.. Am I saying something sensible..?

You are saying something sensible but not in a clear cut way, lol.

What incidentally, is your understanding of the "the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil" (i.e. TKGE) phrase, which actually is a merism (e.g. ladies and gentlemen is another form of merism, lol)

What to your knowledge and/or understanding does the TKGE means. What is it whispering, insinuating and/or hinting about, sonmvayina or Daejoyoung?

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Faith Is An Unreliable Way Of Determining Truth by MuttleyLaff: 8:42am On Jan 25, 2020

MuttleyLaff:
What is sin?
Sin is missing the mark or standard, means missing God's mark or God's standard. Actually, as in like an archer missing hit the target bull's eye.

God did not include sin in Adam's design. Adam committed sin when he took possesion of somebody's else property. Sin entered the world, entered the system because of what Adam did. Briskly following sin was death with a whole lot bunch of nasties mingled up with delightfuls in close pursuit

One third of the innumerable angelic hosts decamped from God, commiting sin with Satan. These equated to the two situational problems God set out to resolve. Replace and fill the vacuum with human beings and also, sort out sin, once and for all

Adam and Eve before the fall, werent starkers, as you'll like to believe. They were clothed with the righteousness of God. It was after the fall, they realised they've lost it and since then were starkers

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Faith Is An Unreliable Way Of Determining Truth by MuttleyLaff: 8:28am On Jan 25, 2020

Daejoyoung:
lol Tamaratonye1, on the programmer analogy, what would you say about the creators of the programming language themselves? Are they just like any programmer limited to the language? well yes and no.

Daejoyoung, lol, you as someone into programming, will know that there is no programmer that can ever match God's skills, the original and ultimate Programmer, at programming, lol

Daejoyoung:
Yes, because they set rules to that language which are the rules of software programming, so you can say they are limited to those rules they set.

There are not just only limited to those rules they set, but they also dont have the ability/capacity to set out each and every boolean logic to set the rules, lol

Daejoyoung:
No, because unlike other ordinary programmers who use the language, the creator of that programming language knows all about that programming language, so it is a different scenario here.
For example, Guido von Rossium who created python knows every software engineering law that python operates by, so in that sense Guido is all knowing when it comes to python compared to any other user of the language, but Guido cannot arbitrarily change the laws of software engineering that makes python work.

What programming language are the instructions in our DNA written in, lol?

Daejoyoung:
The difference between Guido and God in this case is that the laws of creation are intrinsic to the nature of God. Guido only learnt those laws of software by which he created python.

The difference between God and any other programmer is God is versatile

sonmvayina:
So God created this world and handed it over to somebody else, or did the being defeat God in a context, what makes you think the next world will not be taken over by the said being?...

"⁴He will wipe away every tear from their eyes,
and there will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the former things have passed away.”
⁵And the One seated on the throne said, “Behold, I make all things new.” Then He said,
“Write this down, for these words are faithful and true.”…"
- Revelation 21:4-5

This is the essence and the reason for why from the beginning the existence of the TKGE was there, now after the experience of the TKGE and when or after, it is has completely run its full course, we have been given a guarantee that the next world will not be taken over again by sin, death, pain, misery, affliction, suffering, sickness etcetera

Daejoyoung:
What if God created this world not to rule it himself because he is busy, and wants man to completely be in charge and take care of whatever unfinished business left?

God created this world, just the same way, you built your house, and then allocated room(s) for your son/daughter, as his/her own, for him/her to completely have charge of, to look after, to keep tidy and safe and to just enjoy having the room to sleep in, relax in, entertain in etcetera

Politics › Wheel Of Fortune & How Time Flies: Who Was and/or Is Governor In Above Picture? by MuttleyLaff(op): 7:17am On Jan 25, 2020*

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10458149_img20191024wa0016_jpeg218c4fd831b0d05f25716b5c28fc1237
The Wheel of Fortune and how time flies:
Who was and/or is governor in above picture?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Faith Is An Unreliable Way Of Determining Truth by MuttleyLaff: 5:57pm On Jan 24, 2020*

AntiChristian:
Why you they mention me again? Very soon now you will say I'm dumb for pointing out your errors!

No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
- Matthew 24:36

"But as for that day or hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
- Mark 13:32

Great is our Lord, and mighty in power; his understanding is infinite. (Psalm 147:5)

For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knows all things.
(1 John 3:20)

Known to God from eternity are all his works. (Acts 15:18)

I don't really understand your claim here. Is it that your God has a office of which only one component of the office (i.e. the father) is omniscient while the others are not!

The verse above states that the Lord has an infinite understanding and knows all things! Jesus does not know all things!

Please don't mention me again! I don tire!

I only said you are, after you first wilfully admitted being so yourself

About the litmus test question AntiChristian, simply just give your answer to it and then you'll really understand ...

AntiChristian, what is the name given to the person with the 1000% ability of knowing everything you're thinking in your heart
or who to your understanding/knowledge, what is the name of a person called, who has the ability/power to 10000% know every thought going on in your heart?

I won't mention you again after you have given your sincere, honest and truthful answer.

Christianity Etc › Re: Should Women Become Pastors by MuttleyLaff: 3:46pm On Jan 24, 2020

shadeyinka:
I am surprised at you. Now the pictures are clips from the same movie. The woman first disciplined the son and then followed up with disciplining her husband with the son.!

I am surprised you've just managed to notice the woman's hostility, talking down disrespect and demeaning attitude towards the husband

Christianity Etc › Re: Should Women Become Pastors by MuttleyLaff: 8:11am On Jan 24, 2020

shadeyinka:
So, a woman cannot discipline her child in the presence of her husband?

BTW, I can only comment on the picture as I see them. You should have included the audio if you feel it could be misunderstood

So you would tolerate a woman exercise authority over a man, to condescendingly talk to her husband that way and even go to the extent of further punishing/discipline him, by getting him to kneel down beside their son, hmm?

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