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emeijeh:Check my i.e. brackets again and PS (i.e. postscript) for the low-down |
praizblog:Whats with "ale" written on the baseball cap? Doesnt "ale" mean concubine or mistress (i.e. lower status than wife, woman you're going out with) in the southwest? Is he codely trying to send signals to someone else ni? PS: Its actually 9ja, but the camera's selfie image taken was mirrored, flipped or turned 9ja into ale |
Hintona:It's the other way round, women are moved by what they hear and see Case in point Eve Men are moved by women. Period The corset just improves her chances |
babeosisi: babeosisi: Goshen360: Truthchiz: babeosisi: MuttleyLaff:Shine your eyes because pesin wey dey cry, dey see road ooo |
jesusjnr: MuttleyLaff: luvmijeje: MuttleyLaff: luvmijeje:"Luvmijeje you are confusing me oh really. I can't really reconcile some things you say with some other things. I mean one moment you would say you think i'm special, and I would be like wow, i've not told you much about me and you're saying this, it could mean something good about you. The next thing you would say something else that would make me wonder if you were the same person that said the other thing..." - by jesusjnr(m): 9:54pm On Dec 24 luvmijeje and you, jesusjnr, are both cut from the same cloth but do you know why luvmijeje is confusing, oh really, confusing to you, like you've admitted, as seen reproduced above It is because she's nothing but a two-faced liar, a lurking green snake in the green grass, and an accuser/fault-finder of Paul jesusjnr, my "atori" cat o' nine tails whip was busy doing press-up, waiting eagerly to get to work on luvmijeje, to whip some Godly sense into her but as you can see jesusjnr, noticed she clammed up and refused to repeat her ignorant statements and false accusations. Watch jesusjnr, as I'll come down on her, raining like a ton of bricks with the cat o' nine tails whip lashing Godly sense into her if she dares to repeat her ill-considered plus ignorant statements and false accusations |
luvmijeje:It is no secret that it is difficult for you to pay attention to what you read Shortened attention spans from years of indulging in frivolous day-dreaming and watching too much television has messed up your concerntration You cant hold it together for long and stay focused reading You are basically lazy with the unwillingness to read and inability to focus beyond 12 lines of content. luvmijeje:Why do you think, I am not surprised you couldnt and wouldnt read it all. I know you for your short attention span and reading content at length to be challenging Your shortened attention spans developed from years of indulging in frivolous day-dreaming & watching too much television You are the type that only likes reading posts and books, just for entertainment, the pictures or memes. You're FUBAR multi-layered ignorant to be asking me the following all below 8 questions: 1/ How does Luke 9:1-5 correlate with the church of today? 2/ Hmmmm! Training course? Muttleylaff fear God o. The way you are twisting Christ instructions deh make me deh throw my bumbum for you. 3/ Where was it written in the Bible that they were on training course? 4/ So you still couldn't provide any scriptural references for your claim? 5/ Didn't you say the disciples Christ sent out were on a training mission? 6/ quote where it was stated in the Bible that they were on a training session. 7/ So why didn't Christ follow them out? 8/ If the the 12 and the 70 people Christ sent out were on training, how come Christ didn't follow them out? I've been patient with you and consistent in making correct answers and valid responses available to you when you wanted and each time asked but you obviuosly have difficulties with taking in my answers and responses and even if you did try, each and all, cause you indigestion because my answers and responses are tough and nothing you've ever come across before I told you I am your worst daymare and nightmare. Mark this down, my speciality is dishing out tough bullshit. I am bullshit, you are bullshit stain. luvmijeje:You're not standing on firm ground, so forget about where you state you are No matter how many times a snake sheds its skin, it will always be a snake so do not deceive yourself you arent a lurking snake or let anyone tell you otherwise. You're a degenerate and the direction you're facing forward on this platform to, is destruction. luvmijeje:"Ariwo ko ni music luvmijeje" loosely translated means "some people are like music, some speak the truth, others like you luvmijeje, are just noise" You are a gone berserk bull in a china shop that's long overdue for castration You think it's about or called challenge, when to me, it is called guarantee. I guarantee you're going to be unrecognisable and very happy with your transformation after the collision course. I dare you to repeat your ignorant statements and the false accusations again. |
luvmijeje:I don't decry you for this, I dont decry you for ever doubting the existence of God I am not judging you or any other atheists for their religion of not believing in the existence of God but when they curse the darkness, I light candles My work is to light up candle to illuminate a darkness luvmijeje:I thought I've seen it all but this one really takes the biscuit I have never read nor come across a discombobulated post such as this before I've always said that you are more confused than a chameleon that slipped into a bag of skittles What the f word are you on? Huh? Three simple and straightforward question but oh no, would she answer them. No, she totally ignored the questions luvmijeje, instead of ducking the questions, doing your usual strawman mining and now this deflecting or going on a tangent, why not now attempt the 3 questions, now turned 4. 1/ Why is it alright not to believe in God or the existence of God? 2/ Why doesnt believing in God or the existence of God not make one a fool? 3/ What in the context of Psalm 14:1 and Psalm 53:1 is a fool? 4/ Did any out of these your 3 favourite men doubt the existence of God? I will tell you why David was dispirited, if you were in David's shoes, you will be too will tell you why Jesus Christ never in Matthew 26 :46 doubted God and also will tell you why Abraham, in Genesis 17:17, doubted God about the reality of him and his wife Sarah to still have the promised child together I will only tell after you answer the original three questions, that's now become four |
Akin1212:Relax Akin1212 because it is providence that made our path cross. This is a public discourse and it is a beautiful thing that anyone, can latch on to it, even without invite. You're welcome to the "luvmijeje and MuttleyLaff" face off, another series that's about to unfold Please respond to you cojoined with luvmijeje, so please brace yourself as you follow along Akin1212:As the whole world is a painting on a canvas literally, and hung up, just as like you'll do an oil painting, what more evidence of an Artist than this, about the existence of this God, do you want? Akin1212:This is a jejune opinion Akin1212:Since I disconcur with your cherised Encarta dictionary's simplest definition that a fool is unintelligent person why not you, in your own words, give an exhaustive definition of a fool and possibly with example(s). Akin1212:I am sorry to be the one telling you this, but they're exact references to go to for the definition of a fool. Akin1212:"Where is the one who is wise? Where is the scribe? Where is the debater of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world?" - 1 Corinthians 1:20 "For the foolishness of God is wiser than man’s wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man’s strength." - 1 Corinthians 1:25 "The natural man does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God. For they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned." - 1 Corinthians 2:14 I understand, and I am quite sure it was an irresistible strong urge Your answers are feeble, lacked depth & aplomb though This is the tip of the iceberg, we havent started yet, we havent even scratched any surface yet. Put some oomph Akin1212 in your next post, so we can blast this wide open and apart |
luvmijeje:1/ Why is it alright not to believe in God or the existence of God? 2/ Why doesnt believing in God or the existence of God not make one a fool? 3/ What in the context of Psalm 14:1 and Psalm 53:1 is a fool? |
petra1:Happy New Year in Advance petra1+family and best wishes to Gombs+family too What binds us all together is greater that what seemingly has us on different sides |
luvmijeje:Do you want the abridged or unabridged version of what's ekklesia? You luvmijeje, who cant stay reading for a long time, is asking what is ekklesia You are a glutton for punishment indeed sha. Enjoy! • Adam & Eve in Eden, fast forward to Matthew 16:18 and Acts 2:41 (i.e. Eve out of Adam fast forward to where and when ekklēsia's founded out from Christ's teachings & promise) • Roman Emperors Constantine and Licinius' Edict of Milan in AD 313 which established a policy of religious freedom for all. (i.e. a proclamation that permanently legalised Christianity in the Roman Empire) • Christianity becoming the official religion of the Roman Empire. • the sell-out and/or shady deal(s)(e.g. "Church" and State collaboration under Constantine) • The regularisation and formation of the Roman Catholic Church (i.e. RCC) • Roman Empire's adoption of RCC as "official" church during Constantine's reign • The supremacy of the Roman bishop (i.e. the papacy) created/aided with the support of the Roman emperors (i.e. Constantine and his successors) • Constantine calling the First Council of Nicaea in AD 325, in an attempt to unify Christianity when doctrinal disputes arose (e.g. Arianism, doctrines named after Arius, a teacher in the early 4th century A.D) and presiding over this first ecumenical church council • the exploits of the apostles, all charged up in their faith, preaching the Gospel and like Jesus willing to die horrible deaths because of it. • The apostolic period (i.e. including The "patristic writings'') - about contemporaries of the apostles like Linus, mentioned in 2 Timothy 4:21, and who became the bishop of Rome after Peter was martyred • the ante-Nicene (i.e. before Nicaea) period - about the likes of Ignatius and his "ekklesia katholicos" phrase, he was a disciple of the apostle John • the post-Nicene "church" period - about the likes of Augustine, bishop of Hippo, who is often called the father of the [Roman Catholic] Church because of his great work in Church doctrine • The term "Roman Catholic" defined by Emperor Theodosius on February 27th, 380 in the Theodosian Code. In that document, he referred to those who hold to the "religion which was delivered to the Romans by the divine Apostle Peter" as "Roman Catholic Christians" and gave them the official sanction of the empire • the first canon (i.e. Muratorian Canon), the progressive acceptance of other books as canonical and have them make up the 66 books of the bible • The fall of the Roman Empire in AD 476 and the rise of the Roman Catholic Church • the Pontifex Maximus; the highest office in the state religion of ancient Rome and at the collapse of the Roman Empire, RCC popes taking on this title that had previously belonged to the Roman emperors • the tragic compromise of believers with the introduction of pagan religions and assimilation of paganism influences (i.e. the Romanization and paganization of Christianity and the "Christianization" of pagan beliefs) • Apostolic succession and Pope Gregory in AD 590, upon assuming office denying any responsibility or support for any ambition to the throne of Peter • "Church" and State fully merged as the Holy Roman Empire • Subsequent popes exercising authority over kings and emperors, taking on imperial powers along with ecclesiastical authority (e.g. St Leo III) • the Filioque clause/Filioque controversy and/or The Great Schism • John Wycliffe of England, John Huss of Czechoslovakia, and John of Wessel in Germany • Protestant Reformation; division between the Catholic Church and Protestantism over interpretation of Biblical Testaments. • The Edict of Worms (i.e. the Holy Roman Empire, Charles V and the Pope banning all writings of Martin Luther and labelling him a heretic and enemy of the state) etc • Calvinism (i.e. named after French reformer and theologian John Calvin, he was Martin Luther's successor during the Protestant Reformation) • The Edict of Nantes, The Edict of Restitution. • King Henry VIII taking over jurisdiction of the Church, after kicking RCC out of England. • Various political and ulterior motives (e.g. translators forbidden by King James' official order from replacing the Greek word "ekklesia" with "congregation" (i.e. the true interpretation) Compare Psalms 22:22 with Hebrews 2:12 for more details on this, bibles translated to fit the politics or traditions of men etc) • Evangelicalism, Revivalism, Pentecostalism, Christian science, the Charismatic Movement, Mormonism/the Latter Day Saint movement, Word of Faith movement etc • Institutional/organised church(es); licensed or incorporated as businesses/charities etc (i.e. to gain non-profit tax-exempt status) • Church(es) under the jurisdiction of man (e.g. unincorporated charities/church(es), unregistered/registered church(es) etc) • details of corrupted teachings or doctrines. • Etcetera, etcetera 1st century AD - ekklēsia founded on the teachings of Jesus 2nd century AD - Christians already denouncing teachings seen as heresies, e.g Gnosticism, Montanism etc 4th century AD - ekklēsia transformed, church evolves, finally legalized and then promoted by Emperors Constantine and Theodosius I as the state church of the Roman Empire 11th century AD - Church within the Roman Empire excommunicated each other - West (i.e. Rome) and the East (i.e. Constantinople, Jerusalem, Antioch, and Alexandria) officially excluded each other 16th century AD - Lutheran Church was founded by Martin Luther 16th century AD - Protestant Reformation 16th century AD - The Presbyterian denomination began by John Knox who was dissatisfied with Anglicanism 16th century AD - Anglicanism (i.e. Church of England) founded by King Henry VIII 17th century AD - The Baptist church launched by John Smyth in Amsterdam, Holland. 18th century AD - The Methodist church launched by John and Charles Wesley in England 18th century AD - The Salvation Army launched by William Booth, who quit the Anglicans, and then the Methodists to set up his own version of Christianity. 19th century AD - The Jehovah's Witness Church developed by Charles Russell. 19th century AD - The Christian Scientist religion began by Mrs. Mary Baker Eddy, centered around an outright denial of Original Sin and its effects 19th century AD - Ballinger Booth, the son of William Booth, quit The Salvation Army and started his own church 19th century AD to date - The Seventh-Day Adventists, Apostolic Faith, Foursquare Apostolic Church, K&C, CAC, CCC, RCCG, MFM, Winners Chapel, KICC, BLW/Christ Embassy, SCOAN, and various other Pentecostal Churches etc are among the hundreds of new churches founded by men within the past 200 years or so. If you want more info to the above, then the below link has additional unabridged version of what's ekklesia. https://www.nairaland.com/4263508/church-vs-congregation-congregation-yahshua#63812199 by MuttleyLaff: 6:00am On Jan 02 luvmijeje:Please dont again ever mistake me quizzing you to mean I am playing ignorant. If you're in the habit of dismissing who questions you, you will never grow. Peradventure, such cross your way, to sharpen you. luvmijeje:I dont know. I dont know why you should associate me organised religion luvmijeje:Good and I am well glad you acknowleged that luvmijeje:What is the connection luvmijeje:Yes, you put a duck out of row, to shoot at luvmijeje:Ekklesia is non existent during the 12 and 70 disciples. Ekklesia was a building site, it was work in progress in Christ's earthly era Maybe I was fumbling, because I knew you are as delicate as egg shell Look at all these simple bible 001 theological/scriptural things you havent the foggiest about luvmijeje:1/ What was my question, on what circumstance or premise did my question come from? 2/ Where did I state that the training and test had to do building brick & mortar building or about collecting tithes & offerrings? luvmijeje:I admire your honesty and like you for admitting your disdain for Paul. This is deja vu for me because "Was Paul God? Was he not a man like you?", many years ago, were the exact words and more I said about Paul. I hated Paul so much with a passion then, I felt he was full of himself, felt he is a certified and confirmed misogynist Back then I also used to think, who the hell does Paul think he is, galavanting upanda, going all over the place and like laying down the law(s). Ah luvmijeje, believe me when I say, I never liked Paul, never enjoyed reading his epistles. I had total contempt and a lot more for Paul but then, that soon changed, after I found out that, Paul, apart from being a maverick, also had a highly idiosyncratic personality. and most importantly in addition had a peculiar style of writing. You luvmijeje, being a writer yourself, will understand and know about what I mean by, authors and their style of writing Recall, even Peter, on record, said Paul's letters contain some things that are hard to understand, which ignorant and unstable people distort. luvmijeje:I wouldnt want to miss reading it for the world Please mention me when/if you do get to. Remember, I've been here, I was here about Paul, before you. I've been there, done that, even have the t-shirts bought You arent the first and wont be the last to misunderstand Paul, his messages and teachings in his letters. luvmijeje:"Ah o ma seun" loosely means, oh my, what a pity. You put me in pains, in severe pains with asking such a gaffe question like this luvmijeje. I am sorry luvmijeje, I am teary eyes about this and just need to get my composure back luvmijeje:No oooo! "Agbedo", loosely translated means "God forbid" Ah luvmijeje, ah, you alone, concocting and manufacturing all these lies about Paul! luvmijeje, wait a sec, look at your hands. Are all your fingers equal? No of course they arent We dont mind that because what unites the fingers is greater than what is division among them Do you really think God wasnt aware there'll be divisions in ekklesia? I was just about to write how Paul demostrated, persuaded and encouraged true and pure religion that is faultless but changed my mind to do it because there's no point, as Paul's bible recorded exemplary character already frees him from blame. luvmijeje:Right from the beginning in Eden, man has never want to take ownership of blame. He would rather point the finger at another person or someone else, looking for a scapegoat Forgetting that, for every time, your finger is pointed at another person or Paul, three points back at you. Perhaps by divine design, the three fingers are telling you, to check yourself out, three times, over the matter you're pointing out a person about. Dont pick and find a close-mindness fault, but rather 1/ use time positively. - Find out, what happened that brought the matter/crisis/problem up 2/ take out bad energy and/or negativity. - Find out how the matter/crisis/problem should have properly be handled/managed 3/ take ownership. Find out how to rightfully correct the matter/crisis/problem Obligatory ecclesiastical monitised tithe giving wouldnt have seen the light of the day, if the above guidelines were followed cc Mobilia, BluntBoy |
budaatum:Na wa ooo. Sorry ooo. "Ko easy", loosely translated means, "it aint easy for you" "O ku eru, o ku ajo," loosely translated means, "steady with the load, uneasy lies the head that wears a crown" budaatum:budaatum, its a very great question you asked Funnily enough, it's only being recently, a few months ago, I was thinking to myself about this question you've asked too. I had a flurry of thoughts, like what's demons? What's demon in the context of the bible? Why I havent come to a conclusion yet but managed to figure out that though the word demons is a "replace word" demons are phenomena that have influence, power, control, jurisdiction, mobility and authority characteristics They can be formless or have forms, they can be visible, hardly visible or not be visible I was trying to see the usage in the bible in relation to ailments of all sorts etcetera too I found out again, whilst still going on the study of the word demons, that man, is his own worst enemy |
luvmijeje:1/ Are you not personally vested in ekklesia, the church? 2/ I quoted you to extract more information in order to understand what you're on about, to find out more about where you're coming from and where you're heading with the remark. Is anything wrong in doing that? 3/ What is the title of this thread? 4/ Did you not know that Christ said He will build His church on the rock before you asked the question when you jumped on the thread? 5/ Was tithing approved or not by Christ during and/or for a different dispensation that was under a different arrangement? 6/ Have you bones or not, to pick with Paul? 7/ What according to you are Paul's sin(s)? What are your grievances with Paul? 8/ Do you know of any cathedrals Paul built? 9/ Are you suggesting that Paul encouraged and persuaded believers to give or pay tithes? 10/ Was the obligatory ecclesiastical monitised tithe giving, an idea formulated and instituted by any of the apostles or Paul? You're a weakling, and because of that, dont have the nerve to reply to the 10 above questions. For you, it is easier to ignore the 10 above questions and its all because you're yellow bellied luvmijeje:[img]https://christiandorr.files./2016/04/im-watching-you.jpg[/img] You bit more than you can chew, you bought market. I am watching you, and like I earlier said, the moment you again step out of line with a big mouth and crooked post, I'll come down on you, like a hammer. cc Mobilia, BluntBoy |
Oh dear. You've been banned from posting here by the frisky antispam bot Martinez19 PS like a phoenix bird that rises from the ashes of fire is Martinez39 |
ichuka:C'mon ichuka stop this now. Must everything be a jest Would you feed or give a 2 month old baby boiled white yam with isi ewu or nkwobi? |
luvmijeje:The question is not why did BluntBoy say you asked "valid" questions but should be why those "valid" questions at MuttleyLaff? What did MuttleyLaff say, what did I do or post to deserve being asked your "valid" questions luvmijeje? If MuttleyLaff doesnt have a dog in organised religion race, why are you asking him about physical brick and mortar church buildings? Wetin concern fish with raincoat? https://www.nairaland.com/4906753/daddy-freeze-liar-tithing-very/20#74072986 The above link is the actual start of our interaction Notice how I started meticulously, layer by layer, peeling information out from you, but it was after my 3rd interaction with you, that you suddenly lost the plot and with obscenities, went berserk. |
Seun:Atheism is a religion but I don't believe in it Religion takes different shape and form, has different passions, interest, rituals etcetera. For some, sports, like football or hockey is a religion. For others some, fashion too is a religion Christianity, Hinduism, Islam, Buddhism, New Age, Scientology, Paganism, TAF etcetera too are religions however there is only one true and pure religion, that is faultless. So let's call a spade, a spade Back on track, what is the list, example and range of objective evidence for the existence of God or for God actually exists you're asking for? |
budaatum:You wrote: "There is only one single doing buda though" I misinterpreted what you meant, and so incorrectly gave what you just responded to. Did you with that remark above in inverted commas say, there's is only one demon in you, doing you? |
luvmijeje:https://www.nairaland.com/4906753/daddy-freeze-liar-tithing-very/20#74075692 You have a hundred plus one problems and because amnesia is one of them, I have taken the liberty of pasting the above link to refreshen your memory to part of the beginning of the chain of posts of you digging yourself in a hole. You were haphazard, incoherent, inconsistent, contradictory and just being literally all over the place, lost and pathetically chasing your tail doing strawman minings. SMH. You need deliverance to be safe from your demons inside you. |
luvmijeje:Are you suggesting the disciples weren't on training course and being tested? What did the 70 say to Jesus after completing and upon returning back from the training course and test? I repeat, do you at all, luvmijeje, remember the centurion who said to Jesus, you don't have to follow me because of blah blah blah? Again do you see what you are doing to yourself? |
luvmijeje:Follow who out to where? Why does Christ have or need to follow them out? Do you at all luvmijeje, remember the centurion who said to Jesus, you don't have to follow me because of blah de blah de blah? Do you see what you are doing to yourself? |
luvmijeje:Olodo rapata ni woman to You this woman is dense. I quoted a different version of Ezekiel, I knew you wouldn't know of or be familiar with. Before that, I plastered different versions of Jesus saying, following me, I'll teach you to be fishers of men I reminded you that disciple means follower or pupil of a teacher. What more madam, were you expecting? To spoon-fed you? To hold you by the hand and lead you? I am biting my tongue to stop me calling you unprintable names. Get off your high horse already. luvmijeje:I wasn't brought up that way and wasn't taught that way by Christ. |
luvmijeje:You 're a trickster, you'll try every trick in the bag, even the sexist one. SMH. |
BluntBoy:She doesn't remember or know me from Adam so we couldn't be in love with other Besides I am already in love with someone else. luvmijeje:In your dreams or maybe another life because as for this one, I'll teach your wayward self |
frosbel2:This is a jejune opinion and irresponsible statement to make. frosbel2:Find and show me a book that is not inerrant. Have you not heard it said, that person wey dey cry, dey still see road? You eat the hay and spit out the sticks, so stop giving luvmijeje and others excuses to not read and study the bible. You don't know what true, pure and faultless religion is. If you do and did, you wouldn't carelessly talk about religion as luvmijeje and you just ignorantly did. You think it's sports, hockey, football, fashion etcetera we are talking of here when talking of pure and true religion, the religion that is faultless in God's sight. Huh? You and luvmijeje, better get your acts right and together before time runs out for both of youse. You both are more confused than a chameleon found in a bag of skittles |
jesusjnr:C'mon, why couldnt Jesus think of something like that but then not do it? Jesus could have thought like Mobilia suggested but not do it. I too have heard a preacher on a satellite channel posit this Mobilia version |
frank317:People like paxonel are a rare breed. There are few and far apart to bump into Martinez19:No he isn't. If Christians were to properly read the Bible, there'll be less Christians and less association with organised religion also popularly known as Christianity |
luvmijeje:Is it my fault you are infoxicated? Is it my fault that thoroughly reading through content is a challenge for you? Is it my fault now, that you don't know that the disciples were tested whilst on a training mission, first, the 12 to the Jews and afterwards the 70, to Jews and Gentiles alike? Is it my fault you fail to accept and agree that Jesus said, follow me, I'll teach you to be fishers of men? You are full of bullshit, you need having an enema. |
luvmijeje:My "atori" cat o' nine tails whip is busy doing press-up, eager to get to work on you and whip some Godly sense into you. Where are the proofs of all you've falsely accused me off? None! |
luvmijeje:How did you get out? You are raving the m word with your strawman mining and pathetic tactics. Get the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo out of my way. Shoir Thats how they behave, listen I will run you down, run you out of town,. Just quit whilst your escape route is still open, there and exists |
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