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LordReed:He in that thread put a restraining order on me, literally tied up my hands and so left me at a disadvantage at squaring up to you, so I reached out to him, to rein you in, else katakata go burst. I am pleased to see you've got your LMFAO! mojo back |
LordReed:My toes dont bleed. No toe bleed, no cry. |
LordReed:When, how and where did I throw "it" in your face? I dont need shoes before I can dance, but if you're desperately spoiling for one. Bring it on |
LordReed:There is and was nothing wrong in what I said in my comment Reiterating, this is a public forum open to public expressions which allows posting unsolicited comments anywhere that takes anybody's fancy, without being policed, intimidated, bullied, cast aspersions at, without being belittled, without being called insulting or rude names etcetera. |
LordReed:Let's get this right homie, you dont dictate to me which neighbour or not, I decide to form spokesperson for. Capisce? |
frosbel2:You must have been living under a stone to have never seen, read or heard of any. The joke is you matey, the joke is on you and you're right there, at the top, among and with the most ignorant. |
LordReed:You wrote: "By now you should realise there is difference between belief and knowledge See chart below for more clarity." At which I clamped down on your subtle thrown shade with: "You are not proving anything with information like this to me, like as if I didnt know about all those 4 unsolicited & unnecessary information before." This is a public forum open to public expressions which allows posting unsolicited comments anywhere that takes anybody's fancy, without being policed, intimidated, bullied, cast aspersions at, without being belittled, without being called insulting or rude names etcetera. |
LordReed:I wonder what the comments were before I told you not to be daft because of you trying to be intimidating and bossing around, like after the subtle shade of telling me to kindly buzz off Tears may flow in the night, but joy comes in the morning. Tears of joy, ah what a bliss. I can give back same measure given to me, give it back pressed down and running over. Bud' is not in here, to save bacon's. |
Michellekabod:1/ Are you saying she obtained her healing based only on her faith? 2/ Michellekabod are you saying her study, reasoning, experiences, testing et al had no part in her planning to touch the hem of Jesus' garment for healing? 3/ Do you really believe that faith works without works? Michellekabod:Thank you for obliging me with at least one. I must admit this choice must have been decided by fate. If it is the passage I think you are referring to with your observation, then with all due respects, I am trying so hard to understand why and how you have managed to misinterprete singular generation to mean plural generations because if it is the same bible passage then what Jesus prophesised, did happen in AD 70, the temple was completely destroyed, razed to the ground leaving no stone unturned. It happened within 40 years, a generation is 40 years according to Jewish custom Michellekabod:Well evangelists, pastors et al.. are gifts and roles for doing things, they are no more ambassadors than any other believer Lets take them one after the other, but for now because of time, pick out virgin birth first 1/ What is mythical about the virgin birth of Jesus? 2/ Yes, there are supposedly virgin births, and actually even before the Romans, but can you list examples of two or three you know of? 3/ What form of virgin birth are each of what you've mentioned in #2 above? I'll like to skip hades because as you've rightly pointed out and seem to know, hades is a greek concept. Hades is actually for Greek the god of the underworld, and the name the Greeks have for the dwelling place of their dead. Sheol is more right up the Jewish's alley. Its not today, it started. There is nothing wrong with borrowed technology. The bible is littered with borrowed technology. I know you're smart and clever enough to link and join dots to see an emerged picture Michellekabod:You really need to tell, in your own words, and exhaustively what you would or have perceived God and god to be. Dont pull punches, give it your best shot, pretend like as if your life depended on it I'll prefer you provide illustrations or examples too of what you've described God and god to be. Thank you in advance. |
Michellekabod:With the greatest respect, I beg to disagree that sometimes we need words or phrases to define ourselves based on the premise you saying this being due to the long time it'll take to say who you are Dont let other people's opinion define you. That is one of the core initial mistakes of christians If only more christians properly read the bible, there'll be less christians. Michellekabod:I am pleased to read this comment but I am intrigued to find out what really you about what pure and true religion that is faultless is. Remember sports like football, hockey are religions even fashion to some too is a religion Michellekabod:This is absolutely true. Remember the woman who touched the tassel of Jesus' robe, saying to herself "if I shall touch the hem of His garment, I shall be made whole". It is a marriage of her study, reasoning, experiences, testing et al that was responsible for her receiving an answer to that her long standing problem. Michellekabod:Oftentimes what seemingly are thought to be contradictions, arent at all contradictions. Whenever you think you're facing a contradiction, do the Berean angle like you've mentioned to check your premise. I'll be very intrigued if you can list what you've realised dont add up. I must admit and warn you though, that sometimes 1+1 doesnt equal 2 Michellekabod:Who are these ambassadors and what myths are you referring to here? Where are these ambassadors sent from, who are they representing? |
LordReed:I dont want or need you to give any shït. I dont sneak insults nor jabs, neither do I start to cry whenever your imaginary heat is on. Please show me where and when I sneaked insults and jabs at you. If you cant show where, if you are unable to produce anything, then please, retract your false accusations and tender public apologies accordingly When we are each enjoying having a right good old banter, you suddenly choose to toss all the play pieces off the table and then get on it, to start shïtting on the table and strutting around like one of our prized feathered friends I give as much as I get, and I am pleased that budaatum isnt on here to restrain me with a straitjacket through him reading the riot act to me. Tears may flow in the night, but joy comes in the morning. Tears of joy, ah what a bliss. |
budaatum:Walking on eggshells is what I obviously meant to type out budaatum:You're just too sensitive There is nothing to find abusive in recommending to you, something I regularly do myself and find gainful when I do it budaatum:To be really honest with you, when you have those moments, I just put it down to you waking and getting up from the wrong side of the bed, you just be unneccesarily grouchy and/or letting off steam at my expense. Take it out on easy and close target MuttleyLaff I guess. budaatum:Thank you budaatum, but I havent the spirit of fear in me that'll make me fear no evil. So you need not be concerned for me. You see, no weapon fashioned against me prospers budaatum. That's why I can refute everyone (e.g. luvmijeje, jesusjnr etcetera) who tries to falsely accuse me. budaatum:I completely see your point. You're God sent budaatum. You showed me how careless & sloppy I've being with my test scenario. I only tested and viewed the test result outcome using my MacBook only. If I had included the smartphone as another test scenario I would have realised what you actually pointed out to me that it is rendered differently on phone screens browsers I tested out what you said, looked at the same content on both laptop and phones screens, my line feeds, carriage returns for you, where not rendered the exact way seen on my laptop screen. I also found out that the only way my tested content is rendered on the phones, exactly the same it is seen on my Mac laptop, is when the phone i sturned from potrait to landscape view. Anyway I've now adapted, to the barest minimum, of living without line feeding. budaatum:Well, I was talking generally and on a broaden scope anyway. I widened the goal post, so to speak or as it were with the remark budaatum:I dont have to ask you what your demons are budaatum. Have you forgetten I remarked that demons are complex incorporeal phenonema and so there's more to demons than meets the eye. Demons, I reiterate, are relative. |
budaatum:My sentiment exactly budaatum:The sign of intelligence is that you're constantly questioning to find out budaatum:I met a charming lady on here, a buddhist, just like you, sometime in August this year. The lady remarked that: "Buddha Sakyamuni said that all humans are equal, and we are future buddha". At that, I responded by saying: "#IfYouKnowYouKnow If you know, you know, then you are already a buddha, a knower Being and/or becoming a buddha, a knower, can be now and doesnt have to be in the future sense. By the way, I am a buddha right now, increasingly knowing more by the day and not a future buddha You too, can be a buddha, can be a buddha now. You can know things, that Buddha Sakyamuni or Xunfeng, your Spiritual guide, knows nothing about and hasnt written anything about You can know the truth firsthand, " Hope with that recapitulation, you now understand and know how I am a Buddha, budaatum. budaatum:When you have regard for your neighbour that's here and now, you are worshipping God already by that Jesus explained this with the parable of the sheep and the goats. Check out Matthew 25:31-45 to for full gist [url]https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+25%3A31-45&version=KJV[/url] budaatum:I asked you first, but never mind, I'll answer you anyway. I know of, at least 14 numbers of types of different faith. You do know, I am taking of believe, the verb? budaatum:Is it nonsense cooked up in one's head going to bed each night believing to wake up again in the land of the living? Is it nonsense, getting out of bed each time, believing it is going to be a good and blessed day? budaatum:We all have moments when we refuse to face reality and so our priorities aren't quite up to scratch. budaatum:What facts are not true? What piece of work is this? budaatum:Yeah, but Jesus is the Word of God, so that is authority who really knows all that needs to be known on what the Pharisees & Satan love quoting, speaking there. |
LordReed:You can call me whatever adjective you deem fit as much as you like, even till kingdom come. It will not change how this forum was set up, that being, it is a public forum open to public expressions which allows posting unsolicited comments anywhere that takes anybody's fancy, without being policed, intimidated, bullied, cast aspersions at, without being belittled, without being called insulting or rude names etcetera. Lords are well known for being familiar with honour, dignity and decorum If you dont welcome comments to posts you put on Nairaland, then I recommend you start writing with invisible ink. |
LordReed:Dont be daft. Who told you that you need to ask for comments to be made on posts on Nairaland? You've deceived if you were told so. |
Michellekabod:Not even a convincing concede No dictionary, nobody's labels, nor someone's confines, can without your consent define who you are. You tell who you are, you define what you are! 27Jesus and his disciples went on to the villages around Caesarea Philippi. On the way he asked them, “Who do people say I am?” 28They replied, “Some say John the Baptist; others say Elijah; and still others, one of the prophets.” 29“But what about you?” he asked. “Who do you say I am?” Peter answered, “You are the Messiah.” - Mark 8:27-29 Notice Mark 8:29 from above, it boils down to you. No dictionary to go to before articulating who you are. Not someone corralling another into labels for them to define who they are It's an inward thing, more of internal personal thoughts without external influencing stimuli. It's like bam, who are you, bam give your answer, an explicit reply. I dont find your statetement unreasonable, when agreeing that church folks is not just bad, but is an understatement. What were you expecting church and church folk to be like? The word church, to start with, when translated back doesnt even remotely have anything in meaning and concept to the original Greek word ekklesia You're pissed, I can understand that, I really and truly do. Real human beings will do. I know you've probabaly thought what kind of God, a supposedly powerful, intelligent and all knowing Being could seemingly let the world be messed up as it looks. Misery, diseases, violence, death, crimes, evil, hatred, famine, poverty, sickness, cruelty etcetera. Yeah, the bad, uglies and fuglies but then there is more than meet the eyes... Close to 30 years? Deng, long time man, thats a long time to be tearing hair out over the status quo LordReed:You're smiling like as if being the Cheshire cat who got the cream. Satisfied and happy with yourself now that she's settled to being an Agnostic atheist. |
EBUKA777:You are not to partake in imprecatory prayers on human beings, especially when you know that Jesus said we should love and pray for our enemies flamingREED:Keep your friends close and your enemies closer |
alBHAGDADI:OK ooo but you could have let her know and by virtue of that the readership as well too. I am waiting to see when and what you are going to write about giving that is about you deciding how much you decide to give and the giving that you aren't told how much to give, in addition of you not being forced, tricked, cajoled, threatened, made to feel inadequate if unable or not in a position to give. Please mention me when you do |
spongeisback:The times and circumstances were different. She lost her marbles, that's what it is. She didn't have more balls than Abraham. Abraham wasn't mad, if he was, then he was just as mad as everyone around him was mad. They all were mad into sacrificing, being heathens that they all were |
OkCornel:He is under pressure. He is busy checking what to pull out from his haystack of lies to respond with I couldn't help not noticing the way alBHAGDADI avoided replying to the 2 comments babeosis made. |
LordReed:He never! You're a brave man and must have great massive balls of steel. I'll never let him have a peek, talkless having a golden opportunity of holding mine |
LordReed:Touchy. Father Christmas obviously didn't pay someone a visit on boxing day and that person is still sulking and being grouchy When you get your own platform set and you see me on it, then tell me to kindly buzz of. OK? |
LordReed:Fela will just chuckle and say: "Na double wahala for deady bodi be dat" By now you should realise there is difference between belief and knowledge. I don't believe a god or gods exist but I don't know if they do exist. Many people think agnosticism is a different position from atheism when in actuality they overlap. You can believe in god or gods and not know for certain. LordReed:You are not proving anything with information like this to me, like as if I didnt know about all those 4 unsolicited & unnecessary information before. She is smart and clever enough to know what she calls herself or how she defines herself. If she was anything other than plain simple and sweet agnostic, she would have said outrightly so my dear friend. |
kkins25:Thanks but no thanks. I saw it the first time round. kkins, anything after Dantedasz's first four lines of that post was what he added to the original. I am interested in replies coming from Evangkatsoulis only, and honestly speaking, I wasnt pleased seeing that Dantedasz seems to be assisting Evangkatsoulis with possible information, he might take advantage off to present as part of his answers to the 5 questions It's Evangkatsoulis I am facing. Sorry. |
lightblazingnow:I dont see a lesbian, I see a strong woman. I see a "woman, where are those thine accusers? Has no one condemned you?" woman LordReed:You've changed, on page 0 from calling him a judgemental prïck to now, on page 4, saying he is a sick judgemental arsehole. This is confusing, please make up your mind which. Michellekabod: LordReed:What part of her "I dont know" dont you understand? She saying she is agnostic has already answered your question |
Sorry o Ranchhoddas, I empathise with you. I thought it was a one off, so didnt think of needing to warn you that there is something written on that my post that sets off the antispam bot to hide the post and gift, whoever responds, with a posting ban, when trying to post their reply and mentioning the post. Avoid mentioning that my particular post about the table shake, like a plague. Dont touch it. Copy out, whatever you need to reply to, afresh from it and just dont touch that post |
Ranchhoddas:Ah, haba, na you dey talk like this. Jesus counts. Jesus said: "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End" and there are you saying: "He doesn't count." We owe a lot to Jesus so you can't discount Him. This conversation of doctrinal alignment arose because of Jesus' doctrines, so I am in total doctrinal alignment with all that follow and adhere to Jesus Christ's teachings Ranchhoddas:I, you, each one of us, we and everybody else are told to be perfect by Jesus Christ. "Teleios" is the Greek word used in the original text for perfect, now that "teleios" greek word, contextually means, developed into a consummating completion by fulfilling the necessary process of going through the mill Remember, we are work in progress, growing each day towards getting to be mature or come of age Ranchhoddas:For the mere fact, that you call yourself a pastor, for the mere fact you permit others addressing you as pastor without correcting them, then such, already is fraudulent albeit out of ignorance. Pastor is meant to be a verb anyway, not a noun. Jesus is the only noun Pastor, everyone else are just verb pastors. Feeding (i.e. verb) the flock isnt a licence to be called a pastor/shepherd. The pastor title is reserved for Jesus, the True, One and Only Shepherd and so it isnt just fradulent calling yourself a pastor and/or permitting others addressing you as pastor without correcting them, it also is an indictment It's actually similar to a parent administering medicine to an unwell child isnt a licence for the parent to be called a doctor or someone cooking for the family isnt a licence to be called a chef as if like one from any of those Michelin starred restaurants. Ranchhoddas please I've always advised you not to shake tables, as you know quite well, it only leads to opening the can of worms on the table and letting out its pretty odious stench. |
Mikefrik: Mikefrik: Mikefrik:When is your birthday? I need to know, so to remember getting you a dictionary as a birthday gift The less people know of a subject matter, the more stubbornly they think they know it Take this as an unexpected missed education, learning and understanding opportunity. I've let go, I've stopped waiting around. I've moved on. You wont hear fiam again, from me, after this post to any mention of the MuttleyLaff moniker made by you |
Evangkatsoulis:I am all ears. You tell me: 1/ Why can God tell you to drown your daughter or son and set fire to the body on a table put somewhere in the garden? 2/ Why will God tell you to drown your daughter or son and set fire to the body on a table put somewhere in the garde? 3/ What would God be calling this action and demand by him telling you to drown your daughter or son and set fire to the body on a table put somewhere in the garden 4/ What will prompt God to want to tell you to drown your daughter or son and set fire to the body on a table put somewhere in the garden? 5/ What is the rationale and/or reason behind God telling you to drown your daughter or son and set fire to the body on a table put somewhere in the garden Again think the questions through and properly before you give your answers |
Evangkatsoulis:Are you telling that you believe God, in this dispensation we are living in and under, could tell you to drown your daughter or son and set fire to the body on a table put somewhere in the garden? Think carefully before you give your answer please. |
Evangkatsoulis:Hazard a guess. Who do you think between demons and the real God told her to drown her four-year-old daughter and set fire to her body on a coffee table in the garden? |
Mikefrik:Look at this man, who are you saying ''Continue wanking your destiny out." to? Wasnt it you who publicly said you are unhappy or uncomfortable over masturbating? Why are you now trying to rope me and/or others with you and your pastime? Are you trying to rope me and/or others with you because you're that desperate for company? Or is it because you believe in the saying: "there's safety in numbers"? Mikefrik:Worry about your difficult and embarrassing situation first At the rate you're going and the path you've taken to, if not careful, you'll be with the difficult and embarrassing situation for a long time. Are you scared of the truth or just not ready for the truth? Dont look for things, you are not ready to find or know about. Maybe you're so hopelessly dependent on it, that you are not ready to have it unplugged |
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