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Mikefrik:My humble 10 takes are already on the table, before being transferred to the ground Mikefrik:My guy has funny bones. Have you got more gags like this? Stop the jokes men, you know your difficult and embarrassing situation is serious, you better stop playing with it. Wink, wink. |
Mikefrik: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA You can't handle the truth! |
Evangkatsoulis: Evangkatsoulis:With the greatest respect to you, I am not sure you understand the climate of the dispensation we believers are living under and enjoying. For the sake of argument and discussion, if at all, God at any passage of time in past, had sought that someone should sacrifice his only son to Him, or to kill a person and/or people, well the good news is, that era and demands of nature like any of those, are behind us and gone. The dispensation right now we're enjoying & living under is about power, and of love, and of a sound mind That lady's allowed her demons overpower her and take over possession and ownership of her soul and mind |
Ranchhoddas:Jesus Christ Ranchhoddas:No one yet is the complete package. Complete package is the destination. "Do you have any character flaw that you can point to?" is what you asked, so I replied: "I am work in progress. I dont pretend that I am the complete package Ranchhoddas" but it seems people dont like to hear honest, truthful and straightforward answers when given. Ranchhoddas:These are your words not mine. I have never said all pastors are fraudulent Ranchhoddas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uS5Qy8X1w It is Ebenezer Obey alright. When young, I used to know all the words by heart and sing along It's actually playing right now and me bobbing my head to it reminiscing. |
Ranchhoddas:I cant believe that's the light under how you see me. It is nothing personal. I give credit to whom and wherever credit is due. I am work in progress. I dont pretend that I am the complete package Ranchhoddas I thought you wanted to post Olukoya is one of the good scam guys. We were born to be real, not born to be perfect. You asked a question, and so, I was being real with you, saying things as they are, not mincing words etcetera but hey, now you want to flip the table over me and that reminds me of the Ebenezer Obey's donkey, donkey rider, his son and "awon omo araiye" classic tune. |
Ranchhoddas:Too many to list but I can start with lengthy & repetitive prayers, obligatory ecclesiastical monitised tithe giving and imprecatory prayers on human beings when Jesus says we should pray for our enemies |
budaatum:I actually owe you a thank you, I'll explain in detail back on the other thread in my about complete post. You've probably noticed changes because of the observation you pointed out about the carriage return, to me, its actually a line feed. |
Mikefrik:Dont love the reply. Dont find it funny. Dont get entertained with a "hahahahahahahaha.......... LOL" by the reply. One of only persons who is going to be real with you on this matter you're have issues with is, by the grace and power of God, me. I'll tell you truthfully and honestly how it and everything related to it, is. I am not on this thread to deceive you nor to lead astray anybody else for that matter. My hands are clean. |
budaatum:Who is calling/called you? I used your comment because it exactly matches what I observed unfolding on the thread, the hiding, the keeping mute, the burying head in sand and credited the original owner of the comment. |
Mikefrik:"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." - Revelation 21:8 Dont worry I can lower the bar. I can paraphrase Mikefrik. So here is to reloading. Mikefrik please tell. Do you tell lies? Have you ever lied? When was the last time you lied?. How much time more do you think will last before you tell the next lie?... "The darkness of ignorance will always hide when the light of knowledge shines on it!" - budaatum © |
Mikefrik:I quoted exactly the only sentence you posted before you went back to edit the post by gumming the storybook you then later added to the original sentence You are not genuine. Please tell. Do you lie? When was the last you told a lie?. How long more do you think before you tell the next lie?... |
Mikefrik:Masturbation in itself or just on its own, is not a sin, please do not be deceived I will shed light a bit to highlight why, how, when and what makes masturbation turn into a sin originally known as missing God's mark or standard 1/ To masturbate is not unnatural. At least animals of varied sizes, shapes and species masturbate just as human beings do 2/ If masturbation is anyone's thing to do, then if not done in moderation, it's liable to turn into a sin 3/ Masturbating over pictures, images, physiques of opposite sexes that arent your spouse is wrong & obviously missing God's mark or standard 4/ Having no control over the desire or attraction to masturbation is weakness, and this shows another sign of missing God's mark or standard 5/ Masturbation can be done for good purposes or objectives, so it'll be naive to state the opposite cant be done too 6/ The bible doesnt have any verse expressing disapproval of masturbation. 7/ Sometimes to masturbate, is a necessity of life, especially when caught up in a confusing and difficult problem, like for example fertility. 8/ Married people, talking of spouses here obviously, sometimes masturbate themselves or each other, to kick-start themselves for the groove 9/ There is a time and place for everything, masturbation is not an exception to this axiom 10/ It is not masturbation you need to pour your energy to hate. It is you. It is yourself you should hate for missing God's mark & standard through abusing and misusing the gift of masturbation Education, education, education. Informed knowledge breaks the chains of mental slavery This is just a bit and not an exhaustive list, so please don't hesitate reach out for discussions, if you need more to get off what might be an unnecessary guilty trip |
Mikefrik:Please will you have some respect for God. Even when people cry, they still do see. What have you fed your demons, that they have thrown this back at you. This is the kind of comment that banned moniker is infamously known for. Looks like you have joined his gang. |
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Jeromejnr: Mikefrik:I've just been smiling reading the bigot comments This message is invisible, only people who masturbates, had or have masturbated can read it. Dont worry if you were able to read the immediate above message, take comfort in the knowledge that, if God had intended humans not to masturbate He wouldn't have made humans' arms to be pelvic length |
lightblazingnow:Why you had to respond to a post like that by giving it oxygen I just don't understand. |
LordReed:I know but just answer the question now. Does mother earth have a vj? |
Ranchhoddas:Welcome to the world of Swedenborgianism my dear friend |
LordReed:Will you stop all this nonsense already, does mother earth have vj for using the feminine pronoun for it? |
Mikefrik: Mikefrik: jimiobanta:Masturbation, in itself or just on its own, is not a sin, please do not be deceived I will shed light a bit to highlight why, how, when and what makes masturbation turn into a sin originally known as missing God's mark or standard 1/ To masturbate is not unnatural. At least animals of varied sizes, shapes and species masturbate just as human beings do 2/ If masturbation is anyone's thing to do, then if not done in moderation, it's liable to turn into a sin 3/ Masturbating over pictures, images, physiques of opposite sexes that arent your spouse is wrong & obviously missing God's mark or standard 4/ Having no control over the desire or attraction to masturbation is weakness, and this shows another sign of missing God's mark or standard 5/ Masturbation can be done for good purposes or objectives, so it'll be naive to state the opposite cant be done too 6/ The bible doesnt have any verse expressing disapproval of masturbation. 7/ Sometimes to masturbate, is a necessity of life, especially when caught up in a confusing and difficult problem, like for example fertility. 8/ Married people, talking of spouses here obviously, sometimes masturbate themselves or each other, to kick-start themselves for the groove 9/ There is a time and place for everything, masturbation is not an exception to this axiom 10/ It is not masturbation you need to pour your energy to hate. It is you. It is yourself you should hate for missing God's mark & standard through abusing and misusing the gift of masturbation Education, education, education. Informed knowledge breaks the chains of mental slavery This is just a bit and not an exhaustive list so please don't hesitate reach out for discussions if you need more to get off what might be an unnecessary guilty trip |
LordReed:The fetus after the first trimester develops penïs or vagïna, thats when you start addressing the fetus as a she or he LordReed:Education and knowledge is abound on why the pronoun He is used for God. No one is going prove unequivocally anything anyone to address God as He or otherwise. LordReed:Good on ya. I guess its happy days |
scribble:You better "kiamosa" start giving explanations, proofs, facts and figures for making this strong allegation or comment "kiamosa" loosely translated means "quickly" PS: I see, you say this because of Sagittarius Henan Engineering. Please list indigenious companies we can check as equally capable as SHE, if not more capable than SHE. |
lightblazingnow: LordReed:God is He, as much as, mother earth is she. The pronoun, He, isnt used for God because God has a penïs copulatory organ. Using it for God, is rude in a way. LordReed:Would you say mother earth has a penïs or vagïna? God too hasnt, yet with reverence is addressed He. |
jesusjnr: MrPresident1: luvmijeje: MrPresident1: luvmijeje:The mask slipped here, revealing a glimpse No matter how much a snake sheds the skin. It's still a snake jesusjnr:"Thanks though for having my back!" you say Brood of vipers! Family of snakes!! Too many snakes in the Religion forum, and not enough ladders!!! Don't be misled, do not be deceived by luvmijeje Evil communications and bad companionships corrupt good manners. Dont be fooled by what she writes, for she is bad news "bad company corrupts good character." Associating with a friend like her leads to evil intents. Havent you been told, that, I don't do arguments jesusjnr? Did you really think, standing up to you has anything to do with me or finding who is right? jesusjnr no!. Far from it It has nothing to do with arguments How can I get into argument with you when I havent ignorances on Paul, to trade with and exchange for your ignorances? One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say, but then often times, the ignorant are ignorant of their ignorance jesusjnr It's not about you versus me It's about you and me versus the wrong/false accusations you level at Paul It's about unmasking you, yeah, the masquerade, for that's what you are and exposing your unfruitful works of darkness+iniquities, like for example, the slander of Paul You are at sea. It's that simple jesusjnr:jesusjnr, it is not in the literal sense "atori" cat o' nine tails whip lashing but you've run with, twisted my "atori" hyperbole and whipping up sentiments with it to distract the readership My philosophy is non-violence jesusjnr, but always appear keen to face up to & deal with a problem and be ready for battle. jesusjnr:jesusjnr please show from this thread or any other place on this forum proof of me following you all over the place subtly trying to get responses from you If you cant show where, if you are unable to produce anything, then please jesusjnr, retract your false accusations and tender public apologies accordingly I know all your false accusations are unfounded Now, you being one, that does understands the meaning of honour and integrity jesusjnr can be expected to know the needful that needs to be done here about this your blatant lie I am lowering my standards, if to wrestle you. Besides I never wrestle a pig. Bad move, poor judgment and taste it'll be, as the pig and I will both get dirty, but unlike me, the pig likes and enjoys the dirt. Do sycophant, arse-lickers & arse-kissers bullshitters always need to stoop as low as you've written so? Arse-lickers & arse-kissers bullshitters like you, are always the first post false bullshits & start drama I'll whoop your bumbum, your brain will reset and your false bullshits & drama evaporate. Mtcheew. No wonder you're the arse-licker & arse-kisser, and I am an arse-kicker. Your insecurities are loud Your boastings and gloating to luvmijeje confirms you shamelessly need regard & appreciation from her Stop seeking recognition and validation from people! jesusjnr All these your, sucking up to luvmijeje, especially, is unflattering and your all of a sudden, lately attention-seeking, famzing Freeze, all over the forum, haba, is cringeworthy! Repent brother because the day of reckoning for your slander and impudence, is round the corner, about to happen. |
budaatum:With the greatest respect budaatum, I do feel like walking on eggs when replying to your post(s) sometimes. Or feel like walking through a minefield, not knowing what I'll step on, that possibly will trigger something Why, please tell why in the world will I want to insult you? What is my gain, what is the benefit? Huh? It is something I do often I recommended to you I often go back to posts, reading them slowly out loud to myself, to improve making more sense of what I've earlier read It never was intended to be disrespectful so please to read it as an insulting remark sir. Just like you, and as the saying goes, great minds think alike, you know, if you'd admit that I too consciously choose my words and construct my sentences to communicate As for the carriage, that is a very good catch observation you had there As a point of correction, it is actually called "line feed" and not carriage returns. budaatum, line feed is another conscious thing I do because of aethestic need and concern with how my content is going to appear displayed by the browser "I never said your choices reflect your fears please re-read slowly out loud, to see that, what I said was {cr} from the word go, from the very beginning, was choice {cr} however a moment of choice is a moment of truth, that, there's the ugly of consequence" "I never said your choices reflect your fears, please re-read slowly out loud, to see that, what I said was, from the word go, from the very beginning, was choice however a moment of choice, is a moment of truth, that, there's the ugly of consequence" Case point is above, same content, reproduced line fed and not line fed Notice with the line feeds, I left align my content on the browser and I also save the readers' eyes from moving across long lines by letting the eyes read, kpa-kpa-kpa, drop to next line, off you go. Easier. Again, budaatum, you wouldnt find any evidence of me discarding what you wrote, talkless completely discarding The truth of the matter, is I've been acknowledging what you say and actually going further, broadening and/or expanding the scope with my contribution(s) Take for example, would you honestly say here that, you have never in your life had cause to take or made choices, that had ugly consequences? Did you delight or looked forward to taking the choice(s), that has ugly consequence(s)? I never assumed anything budaatum, demons are relative is suffice, just like I earlier said. If I wanted you to agree or accept something, trust me I will ask you |
budaatum:You could and would be right to think your demons may be very different to mine As a matter of truth, if at all I have any, they aren't fed, they're starved I never said your choices reflect your fears please re-read slowly out loud, to see that, what I said was from the word go, from the very beginning, was choice however a moment of choice is a moment of truth, that, there's the ugly of consequence Free to choose but not free from the consequence of choice Our lives, is the sum total of all our choices, up to this present minute. May your choices reflect your hopes and not your fears, my dear friend and brother When you talked of the beauty of choice and I brought in the ugly of consequence Now when you're now asking: "Fear of what exactly?" Well, the ugly, in the "ugly of consequence", we know can be painful and/or harmful, thats the fears budaatum:Yeah, choice is a beautiful thing, is what I wrote and isnt that corroborating your "That's the beauty of choice" remark So how does that mean or equate to completely discarding whatever you say? You read to respond to undervalue my response and not appreciate I never disagreed to anything in what I responded to You'll find, if checked, there was no picking holes of your post in my response budaatum:Yeah demons are relative indeed Demons being relative is not exclusive to you alone budaatum, because demons are relative to whomever or whatever the host is budaatum:Demons are complex incorporeal phenonema and so there's more to demons than meets the eye Case in point, not all demons can audibly participate or engage in dialogue exchanges in order to respond to a command like "Go" Demons that can audibly engage in dialogue exchanges, when disembodied with a command like "Go" usually will request unhindered passage to go into herd of swine Pigs being foul, dirty and/or unclean animals made and makes them convenient choices I am yet to hear, see or read about demon on their own, running violently down steep places into the sea and perish Have you budaatum? budaatum:I am intrigued, please do tell, share the "even more so than this does buda do!" moments |
budaatum: budaatum:I was scratching my head, scrolling up and down looking in vain for what you quoted, thinking to myself how can TATIME be writing like this. Of course, the reason I wasnt able to find it was because you made it something shorter to not mean what the real content meant |
TATIME:I was scratching my head, scrolling up and down looking in vain for what budaatum quoted, thinking to myself how can TATIME be writing like this. Of course, the reason I wasnt able to find it was because of the butchering He's now gone back to edit "let ATHEISTS remain silent" adding because at the end though he says he is not into editing posts once submitted |
budaatum:Wow, didnt sign one budaatum:Yeah, choice is a beautiful thing From the word go, from the very beginning, was choice however a moment of choice is a moment of truth, that, there's the ugly of consequence Free to choose but not free from the consequence of choice Our lives is the sum total of all our choices up to this present minute. May your choices reflect your hopes and not your fears my dear friend and brother budaatum:Demons are relative and each demon exists, going its way, according to its nature That's an oversimplified definition of demons This is part of what I've learnt or found out looking under the bonnet You forced my hand to publish the post sitting on my laptop |
budaatum:This is duplicitous and misleading budaatum. That is not what completely and how fully TATIME wrote that remark. You butchered and cut to pieces what and how he originally wrote and in this distorted format, you've now made it have a different slant and meaning |
budaatum:The abridged version explanation is that a Faustian contract is standard for the symbiotic arrangement you're enjoying with the demons budaatum My original response is finished but sitting on my laptop, waiting to be published when I finish what I am at the moment doing |
Kingsmeal:Is her request or desire out of character? Isnt that "nympho" (i.e. a woman with strong sexual desires) in her @nympho_nemmy username? |
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