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Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Is A Liar, Tithing Is Very Scriptural And Was Approved By Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 10:22am On Dec 17, 2018
OkaiCorne:
Duly noted
Please don't just take what I wrote on just face value.
Dig and dive deeper, do a Berean, go to museums etcetera to see whether or not this was a prevailing custom
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Is A Liar, Tithing Is Very Scriptural And Was Approved By Jesus by MuttleyLaff:
OkCornel:
Why are you trying to be clever by half?
Which feast does the church organize with tithe money for tithers?

How does this align with the instruction that tithers are required to eat out of their tithes directly as opposed to your claims where tithe money is deposited into the church treasury to hold a feast?

Look at Deuteronomy 14 v 22-29 and show us how exactly the church is obeying it!

And please, why should Abram give a tithe of foodstuff when God never laid out any specific instruction for him to do so?

Should we use Abram's voluntary decision to tithe from the spoils of war as a basis for Christians to tithe out of their monthly income?

Did God ever ask for tithes to be given in form of money?
Let's not believe the hype that Abram's decision to tithe from the spoils of war was voluntary.
It was not a voluntary decision to tithe.

It is a well known historical and documentated fact that Abram tithed in line with the prevailing Mesopotamia custom to tithe
Artifacts shows and testifies to heathens practice of tithing. It was the status quo
.

alBHAGDADI & OkCornel, recognise that Abram was following tradition
but chose to give tithe to God rather than to an ordinary and other deity(ies) as was being practised by the natives.

The custom is to locate a local ruler cum priest worthy of consideration to give tithe of proceeds of war to.
As for Abram, Melchizedek footed the bill, he was suitable and perfect for the purpose.
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Is A Liar, Tithing Is Very Scriptural And Was Approved By Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 11:36pm On Dec 16, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
Who are you to say Job didn't tithe some because the Bible didn't record such?
Not because the Bible didn't record such,
but if Job paying tithe was of importance, the bible would have recorded it especially for posterity sake

Fact and truth is, Job didnt tithe, Job didnt need to tithe, Job was not required to tithe

Job didnt go to battle or war victoriously
and so had no requirement to locate a local ruler cum priest worthy of consideration to give tithe of proceeds of war to


alBHAGDADI:
Even Abraham who was recorded to have tithed, you still castigate him for that.
Abraham had no choice in the tithing matter.
Abraham under the prevailing Mesopotamia customs which tithing is a practice
and after the circumstance he found himself, was compelled to give tithe


alBHAGDADI:
You do know that justice , mercy and faith was also spoken of by Jesus in Mathew 23:23.
Since it is part of the law and Jesus was talking to the Pharisees alone, according to you,
then it means we Christians should discard Justice, mercy and faith.
But we can't because Jesus upheld all i.e tithing, justice, mercy and faith.
Hang on, which tithing are you adhering to?
Is it the Abraham style of tithing, the Levitical tithing or both combined?
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Is A Liar, Tithing Is Very Scriptural And Was Approved By Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 11:23pm On Dec 16, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
Was tithing only meant for the Leviticus priesthood alone? Was it not also meant for widows, orphans, the needy, strangers and also the tither who all eat out of it?

Don't we still have pastors who work in God's house like the Levites did, widows, orphans, strangers and even tithers today?

If people don't tithe, how will Christian be able to propagate the gospel with modern technology?
You advocates of replacing tithing with freewill giving, how many times have you giving freely in the last six months?
If that's the church is depending on, do you think it will still be standing today?
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Christianity Etc › Re: There Is No Such Things As Witchcraft Or Magic Spells by MuttleyLaff: 10:36pm On Dec 16, 2018
frank317:
Oya, luvmi, tell us just one thing religion provides an explanation for. Just 1
This is like saying:
Tell us, just one thing a mouse does, provide an explanation for it. Just 1

It really is quite simple,
we all know, accept and agree that words change meaning all the time
In the passage of time, the word, religion, just like the mouse, is no exception to this observation.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime.
Now give a man a certain wrong religion we've become accustomed to and he'll die praying for fish.

Despite what many people think, religion is not a worship or belief in the existence of whatever supernatural being.
Fact is, religion is formed out of patterns of thoughts and core ordinary behaviours fitted together in a particular way.
Fashion, football, other sports & food for some, have become a religion, as a result of us having these distinctive thoughts and ritualised behaviours

The truth of the matter is there is no true and pure religion in the world,
more than one, that embodies theology, love, empathy, compassion and/or tender-heartedness

No one, in their right senses, will advocate, doing away with a religion such as true and pure as this
.

Buddhism
with its right-thinking love, empathy, compassion and/or tender-heartedness ideology sells itself short, by being Godless


luvmijeje:
Don't you see people going to spiritual center for issues the hospital can't find solution to.
Haven't you heard of a medical doctor advising patients to seek for alternative solutions to their issue.
People going to spiritual center for issues the hospital can't find solution to, go there, to have the troubled soul healed.

budaatum:
Luvmi, please respect us, if just a little!
Have you ever gone to a spiritual centre for an issue hospitals can't find solution to?
Did your issue get solved?
Very good question budaatum
I would like to see luvmijeje's no holds barred, frank, honest and outright response to this
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Is A Liar, Tithing Is Very Scriptural And Was Approved By Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 10:16pm On Dec 16, 2018
bloodofthelamb:
If only they knew, and stop being obstinate.
Great insights or understanding is both fascinating and humbling.

The alBHAGDADI of this world dont know how to walk away from something unhealthy, something no longer needed or useful and samething make legally null and void because of the lack of great insights or understanding

bloodofthelamb:
Jesus approved tithing because he was born under the law,
live under the law and died under the law to bring an end to an the law.
He also establish a new law
(covenant), which is the law of grace through faith.
How can they use the book of Matthew to back up tithing in the new covenant
.
For me the new testament began after the death and ressurrection of Jesus Christ, and not when He was given birth to.
The alBHAGDADI of this world are yet to know that old ways wont open new doors
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Is A Liar, Tithing Is Very Scriptural And Was Approved By Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 9:18pm On Dec 16, 2018
bloodofthelamb:
Indeed he really has.
That's a capable hand, I say to myself, when I see him OkCornel, on the front line

bloodofthelamb:
I mean why should I depend on my faithfulness eg tithing, giving to the poor, my church attendance record etc, if I can depend on Jesus.
Why?
We've freed a thousand tithe instituted slaves.
We could have freed a thousand more, if only they knew, they are tithe instituted slaves.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MuttleyLaff: 9:12pm On Dec 16, 2018
We freed a thousand tithe instituted slaves.
We could have freed a thousand more, if only they knew, they were tithe instituted slaves.
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Is A Liar, Tithing Is Very Scriptural And Was Approved By Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 8:34pm On Dec 16, 2018
bloodofthelamb:
You have been so apt and detailed in every tithe debate in this forum.
Weldone!
OkCornel has the baton, that's why.

bloodofthelamb:
If I depend on tithe for the blessings and favour of the Most High, then is no longer grace.
I trusted in something other than JESUS CHRIST.
The truth is that,
as much as many who depend on tithing inexchange for God's protection, favour, breakthrough, blessing have fallen from grace.
Christ Jesus have become unprofitable to them.
Try grace.
Try a superior principle and see whether it wont work better for you, is what I usually say, to the alBHAGDADI of this world
Christianity Etc › Re: The Many Lies of Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 1:58pm On Dec 16, 2018
frosbel2:
In John 8:44 we read that SATAN is the father of lies - but what about the LIES of Jesus ?

Examples ;

Jesus said that if we believe in him, greater works will we do - Can't see evidence of this anywhere . John 14:14

Jesus said if we have faith as small as a mustard seed, we will move mountains, yet I see many Jesus followers grid locked with a mountain of problems. Matthew 17:20

Jesus said that if we ask ANYTHING in HIS NAME , it will be done for us. Everyday millions of prayers are said in the name of JESUS with absolutely no results - zilch results. John 14:14

Jesus said he will heal and yet many Christians are as sick as unbelievers and receive no blessing of healing

In the name of Jesus if we pay tithes, our coffers will be full of money and our problems will disappear - there is absolutely no evidence that this is true. In fact tithe payers seem to always be in want. Malachi 3:10

Jesus promised his followers that he will return in their life time , he did not - false prophecy (Matthew 16: 27, 28)‬

Jesus said we should not lie, yet he lied as recorded in the bible - (John 7.8-10).‬

Almighty God said we should honour our parents, but Jesus said we should forsake them for him and he even used the word 'hate' - Luke 14:26

In Matthew 11:28, Jesus said "Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest" and yet a huge number of Christians are struggling with depression and problems with no relief

Jesus said that hell was made for the devil and his angels, yet he says that God's prime creation ( MAN ) will also go there - does this even make sense. Matthew 25:41
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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff:
HardMirror:
you are wrong about me.
I have had 2 serious accidents as an atheist.
I did not think about god or talkless of calling god.
Dont assume you know people.
I am right about you that your poo is soft, that is why you didnt think about God or talkless of calling God

I know you assume you're a big man
but dont you know that having a big mouth doesnt make you a big man.

HardMirror:
I know it is had for u guys to believe but god is totally none existant for me now.
It is as good as a dog or tree to me
That's the irony,
it actually is very easy for me to understand and believe that God is totally non-existent for you, and especially now

A little pepper burns a big man's mouth
Let's wait, until when you're caught in between a rock and hard place situation
then you'll be prancing and singing like a canary, telling all you know about God
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 1:04pm On Dec 16, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
Oh MuttleyLaff!!!
I give up.
Ranchhoddas what comes easy won't last,
and what lasts won't come easy, so I understand.

I also must say, I love your calmness, decorum and honesty demonstrated so far on the discussions we've so far had on this thread
Discussions are always better than trading arguments.

Our paths, surely will cross again
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 12:48pm On Dec 16, 2018
HardMirror:
this is why i still respect your opinions.
U try to be reasonable but you are still very dogmatic.
On the contrary
Put it this way, eye wey dey cry, dey see road

HardMirror:
Lets us also spin it around.
How many people have survived accident not shouting Jesus!.
Millions i am sure
I agree, many people, millions, have survived accident not shouting Jesus
and I am sure you would accept that there always is a time and place for everything.
Whatever would help in a time for self-preservation like that please do
Even you would shout or under your breath, quietly say, please save me God

HardMirror:
So what makes the name of Jesus powerful?
"Ọmọde, o mo ogun, o npe lẹfọ"
Loosely means, mistake jazz for salad, underestimate the real deal, at your own peril

What makes the name of Jesus powerful is because it is the name above all names.
Not even God's own name is not enough to save man.

LordReed:
I thought this was Wrestlemania I was seeing. LMFAO!
You are seeing a disgustingly misuse and abuse of power
Well give a dog a bad name and it will live up to it
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 11:51am On Dec 16, 2018
HardMirror:
Hardmirror you must be mad and stvpid!

Nope. I am just being frank here.

Watched a video on a friend's phone, in the Video, pastor Chris was teaching on the power in the name of Jesus.
He demontrated with members of his church asking two volunteers to step forward.
He asked the woman to shout the name jesus and command the other volunteer (a man) to fall and not be able to stand up.
Guess what happened?.... oh you where expecting a spoiler there? Hehehe, trust me, no spoilers with pastor chris.
The man fell and could not rise up again. All because he was commanded using the name 'Jesus' to cripple him.
Then he was released from the bondage, ... of cause not in hardmirror's name. But in the name of Jesus.

The church went mad and wild with excitement. (mad people)
Then using the name jesus pastor chis made hundreds of people fall at once by just throwing a handkerchief at them.
Of cause he had to first fortify the handkerchief with the name of jesus. #*winks*

I have seen videos of benny hinn (ironically pastor chris' friend) do the same thing.

When i was a christian, benny hinn fascinated me above any other god of men.
Benny hinn can make the whole congregation fall with just a swope of his hands or with a little blow to the microphone. *mass hysteria is real*

The name of Jesus is useful for snake oil sales men called pastors, but never useful in solving any real life problem.
After all the stunts people are willing to give their saving up but they all go back to the regular life anyone lives, even those that worship nothing.

How many people have died in accidents whiles shouting Jesus? Millions for sure.

What a useless name
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I concur completely with all you wrote
except with the part where you remarked that the name of Jesus is useless

"Jesus So Powerful, So Useless" is a dichotomy
Saying about Jesus, that it is "The Name Above All Names On Useless List" is characterised by bitterness and/or disgruntlement

What were you expecting to happen shouting Jesus in unfolding road accidents?

Let's turn this on its head
How many people have not died in accidents when shouting Jesus? Millions for sure

HardMirror:
back to the OP, dispute what i wrote in the op.
Its a truthful post with not much to disagree in it except when it got to the end

HardMirror:
Is Jesus name not useless?
No
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is No Such Things As Witchcraft Or Magic Spells by MuttleyLaff: 5:06am On Dec 16, 2018
Jayhazard:
Yet you cannot ponder on who/what gave those scientists the wisdom they used in making those seemingly impossible discoveries.
budaatum:
"Seemingly impossible discoveries" to you, perhaps.
But not to dedicated scientists who laboured night and day to be much wiser than you and discovered them.
And no one gave it to them!
No one?
Really budaatum?

budaatum:
"They worked hard to discover it"
Show me anyone who doesnt work hard budaatum

Jayhazard:
The existence of charms and other supernatural powers, in a way proves the existence of God. These atheists know it, they do. The evidences are numerous, yet they also disagree with that because it supports God's existence.
What is wrong with simply accepting this truth of God's existence? If you think it's all about your intellect,

why doesn't everything work perfectly for you?
Why can't you control all situations and become PERFECTLY satisfied with life?
budaatum:
Forgive me for responding to you in my previous.
Smh!
budaatum dont drop the smh card just like that on this.
Answer Jayhazard's why doesn't everything work perfectly for you please.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 4:48am On Dec 16, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
I'm confused but yep, let me pretend I understand what you are talking about.
Buyer beware.
That is what strawman mining does to people

Ranchhoddas:
So what did you say?
Tell me in very clear and concise terms so I don't misquote you some other time.
To start with there are no contradictions
so the matter of you saying "I did not know that I needed training to spot contradictions" is not germane

Now about the "So what did you say?" question
Do you at all remember how you constructed the question you asked
and how I responded to it?
Never mind, as I'll reproduce here again as a reminder
"What are these rules.
Have you ever witnessed the healing of amputees or any form of restorative/creative healing following these rules?
"

My reply is next below and was followed with one, out of as many other weblinks, that can substantiate it:
"We are light years away from witnessing the healing of amputees
however some semblances of restorative/creative healing following these rules are slowly but surely emerging
"

Now what is so hard to understand or so easy to twist in that reply?

Ranchhoddas:
Do tell
Think deeply how? Bros I no understand you again.
Think deeply about the nuances

Ranchhoddas:
The medical devices in your picture is the product of science like a pharmaceutical.
If Christ will not use drugs, why did you put it up?
Did Christ command not to use drugs?

Ranchhoddas:
Would Christ have needed such a device?
Knowing Christ's modus operandi, He probably wont need such a device, so what's your point here with this remark now?

Ranchhoddas:
If there is a time and place then it won't be a miracle.
There is a time and place when a miracle stops being seen as a miracle

Ranchhoddas:
You have so far failed to say what these rules are.
You have so far failed to admit that our ecosystem exists without in accordance to all sorts of rules

Ranchhoddas:
So for the umpteenth time I'll ask; what are these rules?
For realisation of what one of the rules might be,
try jumping off a high rise building without a parachute

Ranchhoddas:
More vagueness?
Vagueness is an indication of nearness to a perfect truth

Ranchhoddas:
What are these rules you continually speak of?
The rules are part of the laws of nature Ranchhoddas.

Ranchhoddas, look around you, would you honestly say we are existing in this ecosystem without them?
Is the sun hanging up there without in accordance to any specific rule?
What do you think your sperm is swimmingly doing when you pour, if not that they are following certain rules?

C'mon now there are laws of nature, set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things
If not, why isnt the sky collapsing or caving in on us, for example?

Ranchhoddas:
Oh God.
What pieces?
Pieces like, looking after the pennies, then the pounds will begin looking after themselves.
It's always understanding the small pieces, like, aspect about rules spelling out how things work etcetera, on earth,
that makes one face palm see the big picture that everything is governed by rules and in accordance to them

Ranchhoddas:
Do you have a PhD in vagueness?
Nothing valuable in life comes on a silver platter Ranchhoddas

You know nau, that people need to dive, for precious gems, like pearls for example, dont you?
You do agree that people need to dig, for precious ores, like copper, nickel, silver, gold for example, dont you?
You do accept that people need to burrow and drill for fossil fuels, like coal, oil and natural gas for example, dont you?

Ranchhoddas:
My thoughts on the matter? huh
Well, you limited it
and incidentally the brain behaves as a muscle.

Ranchhoddas:
They are not halfhearted.
Perhaps you should rephrase your queries
In your own words and including or covering everything, what is miracle, fantasy, wish and prayer?

You saying: "Prayer: Entreating a higher power."
does not include or cover everything
because my friends arent necessarily a higher power when/if I tell any something or ask any to do something for me.

Ranchhoddas:
This would not have been a problem but for the fact that people like to confer Divinity upon it
Divinity is, in and out the bible
so people rightly confering Divinity upon the bible is not a problem.

Ranchhoddas:
This deserves a meme.
No! One is enough.
Had enough for the day, of that cross-eyed siamese cat meme.

Ranchhoddas:
When last did you eat honey?
Not lately,
and that's because I havent been able to easily get my hands on authentic organic ones

Ranchhoddas:
It's not my priority but it's a problem?
It's a symptom of a bigger problem Ranchhoddas - Man

Ranchhoddas:
Do you like the fact people are starving.
No I dont

Ranchhoddas:
I'll end it if I could.
You can alleviate it, if you would
but you cant end starvation, even if you try.
"Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary” is an Oscar Wilde morbid humour

Ranchhoddas:
I assure you I don't know.
Inasmuch we still exist in this imperfect world and with imperfect people about, the next Fukushima or Chernobyl will happen tomorrow

The below simple "mantra" can prevent it
"Everything is permissible, but not everything is beneficial.
Everything is permissible, but not everything is edifying
"
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is No Such Things As Witchcraft Or Magic Spells by MuttleyLaff: 7:52pm On Dec 15, 2018
frank317:
It happened around 7.30 or 8pm.
The area was not well lit.

I had been in abuja for five years
and didn't think it was a dangerous place
hence was not watching out for danger
Were there people at the area before you were assaulted and robbed?

Hmm, in Yoruba parlance, it is said: "ifura ni ogun agba"
Loosely interpreted means: "Vigilance and/or guardedness is the jazz elders use"

When will people learn that Karma, might take her time but she never forgets?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff:
Ranchhoddas:
I did not know that I needed training to spot contradictions.
I find the dictionary definition of the word to be sufficient.
Chief, please dont make it a habit of doing a strawman like this.

HardMirror said:
"yes the bible is actually special. It was able to blend all sorts of contradictions successfully."

At which, I responded that:
"To untrained eyes they look like contradictions"

No one talked about spotting contradictions, no one talked about needing training for spotting contradictions

Ranchhoddas:
I mean that you called everything including medical advances miracles
even when you know that's not what we mean.
Ranchhoddas, please get a grip of yourself.
I have never blanket called, everything, including medical advances, sic, to be miracles.

I havent even started yet, talking about miracles.
There is more and quite a lot, to know about miracles
I was hoping asking you about "miracles, fantasies, wishes and prayers" will make you think deeply about each and all of them

Ranchhoddas:
Jesus did not give anybody pharmaceuticals.
He only had to speak or lay hands.
Give me reason(s) why should Jesus give anybody pharmaceutical?

Yes, it is true Jesus only had to speak or lay hands
but do you agree and accept that, it also is true, that there is a time and place for everything

Do you also accept and agree that there is an exception to every rule?
Ranchhoddas, we cant escape rules, rules are out there, we know about the rules but Jesus knows the exceptions.

Ranchhoddas:
There were no rules.
There were rules.
There always are rules Ranchhoddas.
Understanding is an art.
You see through understanding you get to learn about life and the secrets of life.
Improve your understanding of small things Ranchhoddas, like rules, for example,

When you look after the pennies, then the pounds will begin looking after themselves.
It's always understanding the small pieces that makes one see the big picture

Ranchhoddas:
Miracles: A 40year old man lame from birth suddenly stands up and walks upright after a simple prayer by a visiting evangelist.

Fantasies: I agree with Merriam-Webster

Wishes: Same as above

Prayer: Entreating a higher power.
This is a bunch of myopic lazy answers and/or pathetic replies.
What does " I agree with Merriam-Webster" or "Same as above" convey

Why not rate these replies, if you dont think it is a sorry ass, half hearted and half completed reply
Give it a score out of 10, where 1 is minimum and 10 is maximum

Ranchhoddas:
How come it tastes very differently to different people?
The bible tasting very differently to different people is not peculiar to the bible alone Ranchhoddas.

It doesnt remove the fact and truth that the bible tastes, sweeter than honey in the mouth.

Ranchhoddas:
What is the Bible's solution to world hunger?
World hunger?
World hunger is your top priority, your major concern is world hunger, right?

Ranchhoddas:
How would you prevent the next Fukushima or Chernobyl using the Bible?
Dont shake this table asking me, such a question as this
because you know what my reply will be
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is No Such Things As Witchcraft Or Magic Spells by MuttleyLaff: 7:12pm On Dec 15, 2018
frank317:
On the 30th of November 2012.
I was by a friend dropped between area 1 and Berger in abuja, behind national hospital. I was supposed to wait for a taxi going to kubwa.
While waiting two guys approached me and push me into the shallow gutter.
They pined me to the floor face down but my knees where folded (you know how Muslims pray when they touch their head on the floor)

After robbing me, they gave me my simcard and hundred naira from transport and asked me not to raise my head until they are gone.

I raised my head after they were gone and stood up only to find out my ankle was completely gone out of my feet.
It was dangling on my leg

Well, I spent three months in the hospital as a result of the incident and was operated on twice just to get my leg in order.
Today my leg is fine, though I still limp early mornings until I walk around a bit. But I am fine.

Honesty, I can't remember them being hard on me but I knew fear and emotions made me forget some of the things that happened to me.
Its the minds way of protecting u from anxiety.
They asked me to corporate and I did, but how did I break my leg so bad that it completely pulled out of my leg?

I know it wasn't jazz, everything happened in a blink of an eye.
and in the moment of fear and apprehension, my mind deleted some terrible things that happened to me
I am sorry to read about this deeply disturbing or distressing experience.

What time of the day or night did this happen?
If at night, was the area well-lit?
How many of people were at the area before you were assaulted and robbed?
Were you keeping careful watch for possible danger
and on the look out for suspicious and strange telltales?.

frank317, dont mind people overrating jazz

#justforlaugh, watch the below instagram link till the end
https://www.instagram.com/p/BppGKcwhq77/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Christianity Etc › Re: N100,000 To Anyone With Proof Of Juju, Or Anything Supernatural by MuttleyLaff: 4:20pm On Dec 15, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
I did not.

Will it help me get the 100k? I need that money!
You ought to have.
The boy was doing yanga,
pushing his chest out to receive and deflect the bullets
but when... he picked race doing the Speedy Gonzales.

100K is chicken feed for a big man like you nau.
Leave it for the boys now.
Christianity Etc › Re: N100,000 To Anyone With Proof Of Juju, Or Anything Supernatural by MuttleyLaff: 2:24pm On Dec 15, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
Make una just give me that 100k. I need am.
Did you watch the Instagram link above with the Ikorodu Bois taking money like you want to?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 2:05pm On Dec 15, 2018
HardMirror:
so god is actually useless.
You have a funny way with weak arguments
and how you arrive at wrong conclusions with them.

HardMirror:
Afterall we solve our own problems.
Thanks for the clarification
Where do you think the help to resolve the problems comes from?

At least, you are slowly and inadvertently catching on,
that the solution is already out there
in the seed or tree, as it were
and it's up to you to find out how to solve the problem(s)

LOL. With the greatest respects,
you don't cease to crack me up in bits with laughter.
I am doing the Muttley laugh impression to no ends.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 9:50am On Dec 15, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
What is halfhearted about this?
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
Chief, please I am on the road driving.
Abeggy no make me swerve into the kerb nau.
This your gif na kelele. LOL

You know what "half hearted & half completed" I am talking about
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 9:33am On Dec 15, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
I did not know that I needed training to spot contradictions. I find the dictionary definition of the word to be sufficient.

I mean that you called everything including medical advances miracles even when you know that's not what we mean. Jesus did not give anybody pharmaceuticals. He only had to speak or lay hands. There were no rules.


Miracles: A 40year old man lame from birth suddenly stands up and walks upright after a simple prayer by a visiting evangelist.

Fantasies: I agree with Merriam-Webster

Wishes: Same as above

Prayer: Entreating a higher power.

How come it tastes very differently to different people?

What is the Bible's solution to world hunger?

How would you prevent the next Fukushima or Chernobyl using the Bible?
brb asap to your half hearted and half completed reply
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff:
HardMirror:
so god created that device?
Did God create the toothpick, wooden bed, chair and table? SMH.
What are you on?
Do you at all understand the question that Ranchhoddas asked and how that response was put forward
Or are you just plainly eaten up with jealousy?

HardMirror:
Lol!!!!
Enjoy the laugh at your own expense. The joke is on you
Just remember that he who laughs last, laughs best.

HardMirror:
Now you are turning to a clown
and you are slow on the uptake

CAPSLOCKED:
I SHOOK MY HEAD WHEN I SAW WHAT HE SAID. THESE GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING
Everyone can see that you are headstrong and set in your way

HardMirror:
very dishonest people
Why not repeat verbatim what Ranchhoddas asked and placed my response verbatim underneath it, and let the readers judge who is dishonest, jealous and blinded with prejudice

Your problems and main challenge CAPSLOCKED and HardMirror is information overload

You both dont understand what, the below remarks means:
it's like the man standing tanda by a tree, and just waiting hopefully for a toothpick, wooden bed, chair and table to pop out,
and that the ball is in your court, and stop holding the game up, standing there with the ball in your hands.


Let me bring the bar down a bit for both you CAPSLOCKED and HardMirror .
I've earlier asked Ranchhoddas but hey here is extending again to you
What are your examples of
and the differences between miracles, fantasies, wishes and prayers
?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff:
HardMirror:
yes the bible is actually special. It was able to blend all sorts of contradictions successfully.
To untrained eyes they look like contradictions

Ranchhoddas:
You mean everything-is-a-miracle talk.
But this wasn't what Hardmirr.or was talking about
How do you mean "You mean everything-is-a-miracle talk."
What wasnt he talking about?
I am sorry, if I dont seem to follow or understand your comment

Meanwhile Ranchhoddas, what's your examples of and the differences between miracles, fantasies, wishes and prayers?

Ranchhoddas:
It did not show why or how the Bible is different from other religious books.
Ranch, the bible is not in competition with other religious books
The proof of the bible pudding is in the eating

Try this for another size.
The Bible has lasting answers, for all the ills of this world and problems man face.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 12:24am On Dec 15, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
You know this is not an adequate answer.
What is inadequate in the answer?
What complaint have you with that short simple and honest answer?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 12:19am On Dec 15, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
What are these rules.
Ranchhoddas, you keep whining what are these rules

Ranchhoddas, look around you, would you honestly say we are existing in this ecosystem without rules
Is the sun hanging up there without in accordance to any specific rule?
What do you think your sperm is swimmingly doing when you pour, if not following certain rules?

C'mon now there are set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things?
If not, why isnt the sky collapsing or caving in on us

Ranchhoddas:
Have you ever witnessed the healing of amputees
I have not
but have from medical journals and online content, read of advances towards this, made

Ranchhoddas:
or any form of restorative/creative healing following these rules?
We are light years away from witnessing the healing of amputees
however some semblances of restorative/creative healing following these rules are slowly but surely emerging

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/10/31/23/5635362-6338643-image-a-2_1541028270976.jpg
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6338643/Paralysis-breakthrough-three-paraplegics-WALK-fitted-electronic-implant.html
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff:
Ranchhoddas:
Is it the only piece of literature that offers this?
It's in a league of its own
and one that bit the bullet

Ranchhoddas:
Why is it special?
It is special truly because it is in a league of it's own.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 11:24pm On Dec 14, 2018
HardMirror:
ok. Keep up the good work
It's one of the necessity of life and best thing in the world

HardMirror:
read your comments on healing and prayers. Enjoy
It's like the man standing tanda by a tree, and just waiting hopefully for a toothpick, wooden bed, chair and table to pop out

The ball is in your court, and stop holding the game up, standing there with the ball in your hands.

List a few of the dishonesty please.
List a few of what they say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place please
Politics › Re: Fayose Mobbed By Supporters As He Returns To Ekiti State. Photos by MuttleyLaff: 11:11pm On Dec 14, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
How old were you when you realised the word POLICE stands for "Public Officer for Legal Investigations and Criminal Emergencies"
Don't lie ooooo
Protection of Life in Civil Establishment
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 10:55pm On Dec 14, 2018
HardMirror:
if indeed i have a beautiful mind, would religion worth my time?
I shld spend my life promoting religion? To what end?
True and pure religion is invaluable
It is worth anybody's time
Yes, you should spend your life promoting true and pure religion
It makes the world a better place is the end

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