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Mobilia:There is no favouritism here Mobilia. Its just that when you turn up on a battlefield, expect to be shot at when you raise your head above the parapet. The " do you pay tithes" question warranted a binary answer of Yes or No and not ramblings or any of those unrelated to the questions unsolicited information you provided. Please tell me, what exactly do you mean by "I first GIVE unto God what belongs unto God"? Is the percentage of what you first GIVE unto God that belongs unto God always fixed? Why personally do you religiously tithe? Do you think you will miss out on something if you stop religiously tithing? Do you believe and think you'll pay dearly for dodging paying ecclesiastical tithes or default in giving ecclesiastical tithes? Are you familiar with the law of liberty? |
budaatum:I don't mind sniffing and getting my grubby paws on those sizzling imaginary million pounds in your bank account We can do business together, if you are serious about your purchase. I am your able and capable man. |
nelsonoba: nelsonoba: OkCornel:nelsonoba, 1/ Yes the 10 commandments are nailed on to the cross. It is sin for you to take a gun and kill me without justification because you would be missing God's mark in doing that 2/ Grace permits you to obey the law of liberty nelsonoba, would you sincerely say there is nothing wrong with how tithing is instituted? |
budaatum:As it happens, bwahahaha ha, I am the salesperson at your service and disposal. I am prepared to accept the imaginary million pounds in your account for an imaginary spanking red dick extension rolled up in velvety and fluffy red ribbon bows. We do deliveries too at no extra expense. I am sorry, I pass. I am content and confident with my size, so don't need a dick extension or magnet |
budaatum:With the greatest respect, if you insist on me saying no more, then it looks like you actually don't want or need this spanking brand new red d1ck extension you've becoming so obsessed about. There is no need finding a salesperson as soon as you can. Imaginary million pounds in your bank account, will get you an imaginary Ferrari on your driveway. Remember the King's beautiful coat and no one wanted to tell him he is.... |
LordReed:It each and all has to do with prophecy LordReed. Each and every account of verses 17 and 18 have been fulfilled |
budaatum:Common sense demands. That is the simplest answer why bud. budaatum:If I say to you, that: budaatum my dear bosom friend, ask me anything, anything at all and I shall give it you C'mon now, c'mon budaatum. With the greatest respect to you, need I say more... |
LordReed:You really think we are simple creature? Have a study of the human anatomy to know there isn't anything simple in these creatures. I believe in gods, heavens and hell in the context each is mentioned. A world without evil and pain is something to see in the future. God is not cruel, just as much as you are not cruel permitting your daughter to get an immunisation needle injection. You everytime again and again, show your lack of insight, understanding and depth of God and works of God. |
LordReed:You laugh at your inadequacy. So you fail to see understand this is no child. How can you appreciate a good apple if you haven't tasted a bad apple LordReed. There is no cruelty in God. |
budaatum:It is has to be realistic Or except you're expecting a miracle budaatum. |
Hier:[img]https://s2/images/davidoMutt.gif[/img] God saved your bacon I would've had you for breakfast, if you did |
LordReed:I just knew you'll be itching to know why. Simples. 1/ I am in control of the situation and still be in control in what follows after it, is why 2/ It is necessary to wait for the accident to happen is another why 3/ Immediately taking the glass away from her (i.e. taking away the ToKoG&E?) will be self-defeating. 4/ Obviously, my decision is based on me being Sovereign 5/ My ability to make an informed decision permits me. 6/ There is a reason in this apparently inexplicable behavior of wait for the accident to happen. |
LordReed: bloodofthelamb:If I wield the same as in be in the position of omniscience, omnipotent and omnipresence I will wait for the accident to happen |
vaxx:budaatum and this his "...million pounds in my bank account..." he upandan keeps harping about on Nairaland Religion forum sef |
Ranchhoddas:Impressive then. Commendable. It just shows they don't need to depend on tithes extracted under coercions or with repercussion threats to tithe dodgers, as if their lives depend in it. He obviously is running the Experience Gospel Concert using another principle other than the tithing principle. I have always challenged pastors to teach their congregation the principle and/or law of cheerful giving with grace without the need of issuing threats, force, without presence of pressure or compulsion. Give not because what you can get from the giving but give because of what you under no compulsion have decided in your own heart to do and give. If he didn't collect gate fees from day one, it's already late to contemplate taking now after the event has become well known and established. I am not saying he toyed with the idea, just saying it's too late for something like that. |
Ranchhoddas:Marijuana does more than stimulation when abused and misused. If one is predisposed to it, recreational use of marijuana can give a helping hand and leg up into a catatonic state I remember him telling me at the onset of this whole thing, he said they are saying I am crazy. I just listened to him, mute. What can you say in a situation like that. Now because of the drug(s) he is given to manage this, he has ballooned to three his normal size and previous physical stature, has now a big man pot belly and above all docile everyday or time I see him. He now talks under his breath, almost like as if he is whispering Recreational drugs e.g. marijuana, cocaine and their cousins like tramadol/codeine addiction, bath salts etcetera can be a waste of time, taking you to hell, disguised as heaven I remember from back in the day, an old friend of mine, just a quarter full glass of lager gets him intoxicated whilst we are doing pints and still sober That is why I said, we all have different tolerance levels and individual threshold limits. |
Ranchhoddas:Are you saying marijuana is not a recreational drug? These my family member and other friend had this bout from abuse of it. Both thanks to medications are OK enough to live almost good normal lives but not without little obvious and subtle drawbacks. I am familiar with the term "catatonic with schizophrenia" What I know about it is what let's me keep away from recreational drugs. Even as much as I used to take pleasure in smoking cigarettes and cigars before, the moment I realised that, I am within my limits, responsible for my health and wellbeing I jacked in the vice and habit |
Hier:That is because I let you argue with yourself because you find it hard accepting the truth for what it is Hier:1/ Peradventure what manner of tongues are you implying exists? 2/ Would it at all be tongues of celestial beings you are referring to? 3/ Would it at all be a heavenly language you are referring to? Just answer the three above questions plus the ones I earlier asked you please. Will you? |
Ranchhoddas:The fear of a Freeze backlash is the beginning of wisdom Adefarasin and Freeze are 5 and 6 What is wisdom? Wisdom is about decision making, is making good decision. |
Ranchhoddas:You really think its about that Offerings and gate fees were not collected at the concert, next will be tithes |
charliboy654:I too know of family members and friends that became victims of recreational drugs We all have different tolerance levels and threshold limits, once you step over it on those poo, it is welcome to wacko world. I once, in my late teens/early twenties, cant correctly place when out of curiosty and wanting to find out what the buzz and fuss is about marijuana, so I tried "gbanna" but it didnt shack me. I remember after the draws, saying is that it because nothing spectacular happened. The earth didnt move under my feet, I didnt float, the world didnt stop. Now what waned my interest in it and stopped me from again dabbling in it and other recreational poo , first was the self respect I have for myself and second, that I love to keep, have and maintain my sanity naturally Drugs are a waste of time, it'll take you to hell, disguised as heaven. |
raptex:[img]https://media./images/67655b5f3cd33f3b5dd36ab93a020e58/tenor.gif[/img] AlBHAGDADI Ghen ghen, food is ready. Kikiki ki ki. |
alBHAGDADI:What goes around comes around Do you hear Freeze complain that his name is being mentioned? Mentioning is used in conversations to get someone's attention You can either suck it up and be a man, or every time you get an ache and pain because of being mentioned, you can go out of the game Using someone's mention (e.g. alBHAGDADI) in a post conversation creates a culture of respect, recognition and consideration for the post conversation at hand. It is done to try to involve the mention and wanting to engage the moniker mentioned in that discussion. By calling your mention (e.g. alBHAGDADI), I am drawing your attention towards to following points and specific areas of my conversation post. Your attention gets drawn to whenever and wherever in the post you are being mentioned It is not rocket science to know something as simple as this alBHAGDADI, but hey... Common sense is like perfume, people who need it most, never use it. alBHAGDADI:Who'd have imagined it eh? Continue to lie like a cheap Persian throw rug. OK? alBHAGDADI:Look at you. This really is a good indication of how much you are out of control. If you are to resort to suggesting that someone is lacking comprehensive skills, then first, the one and only person to say lacks comprehensive skills should be to yourself and say it in shame Instead of addressing the post content, it is mention of moniker, that is your utmost concern I was expecting you to ignore the content of the post and fail to answer the questions. You didnt disappoint I dont condone the adjectives Freeze was naming you with during his broadcast but it seems you actually deserve to be called each and everyone of them I have bit my tongue, restrained myself and used the power of the Holy Spirit to stop me from using those names here for you You are inconsequential and I really should have let Freeze's Amarachi respond to this |
HardMirror: jidemoh: HardMirror:You are trying too hard, that is how and why. Haba! Writed? Ah-ha, na only you come. Your subconscious mind just played your conscious mind |
finalboss:and she sure looked like May hoping Corbyn is prevailed |
Hier:"9Ya mere, kpenu ekpere otú a: Nna-ayi Nke bi n'elu-igwe, Ka edo aha-Gi nsọ. 10Ka ala-eze-Gi bia. Ka eme ihe nāchọ, dika esi eme ya n'elu-igwe, ka eme kwa otú ahu n'uwa. 11Nye ayi nri ta nke gēzuru ayi n'ubọchi ta. 12B͕aghara kwa ayi ugwọ nile ayi ji, dika ayi onwe-ayi b͕agharawo-kwa-ra ndi ji ayi ugwọ. 13Ewebàla ayi nime ọnwunwa, kama dọputa ayi n'aka ajọ onye ahu. Hier, please be a sport and recite out loud, the above prayer for me. Can you? Did you manage to recite it? Were you able to recite it? Do you and/or did you know what the above prayer is about? Did you hear what recited out loud, did you understand what you recited out loud? Now imagine you reciting a Yoruba version of the above prayer amidst an Igbo audience that dont understand jack diddly-squat word in Yoruba. Who do you think gets built up with this unknown tongue (i.e. the Yoruba prayer) you're reciting in, whilst amongst an entirely Igbo audience? Who do you think, with the Yoruba version of the above prayer, prayed in an unknown tongue, their spirit prayeth, but their understanding is unfruitful? Its a hardest thing of all, to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat. |
Mobilia:Mobilia, Ma'am I know you will ignore me, but I still must "give deficit to whom deficit is due" Mobilia:You dont jack poo know enough on tithing that has been frequently mentioned on N.L. to warrant you commenting on it Mobilia, you dont have to know the messenger, whose name has been frequently mentioned on N.L. The messenger is not important, what is important, is to know the message and so start commenting on the message Mobilia:Where exactly on the subject of tithing, are you saying alBHAGDADI is correct? On what point(s) on tithing is he correct? 1/ Do you Mobilia tithe? 2/ Which tithing are you adhering to? Is it the Abraham style of tithing, the Levitical tithing or both combined? 3/ Do you know why Abram had to tithe? Certainly it was not because he was asked by God to. 4/ Do you know why Jacob promised to give tithe to God. 5/ Do you know why, know the reasons, why God, after Jacob's 400 years plus promise, had the temerity to demand tithe from Israel? 6/ Mobilia, don't believe the lie that Jacob tithed. How, where, why and how could he have possibly tithed? When we join the each dots together we get to see an emerged and clearer picture Mobilia, are you aware that alBHAGDADI said he was deceived by Freeze and the horde of anti-tithers, but he now has promised to return back to tithing? He said that as from next year, January 2019 to be precise, he will make a U-turn and blah de blah de blah So this means alBHAGDADI actually did see the light but now plans, to go back to darkness, go back to his vomit and go back to repeat his folly. SMH Here are a few more things for you Mobilia, to wrestle your mind with 1/ Do you really think that tithing was started with Abraham? 2/ Have you forgotten that Abram before being Abraham was a heathen? 3/ If like alBHAGDADI claims, that the pastors are now the priests and Jesus the High Priest then what does that make you? Do you then Mobilia, according to bible classify yourself as the laity or chosen race, a royal priesthood? 4/ If you like Mobilia, fall into the hole and trap, fuelling the lie that Jacob tithed Did Jacob go to war, did Jacob slaughter in a battle to warrant him tithing on the booty? 5/ Do you know the distinctive difference between the Abraham tithing and the Levitical tithing? 6/ Do you know the implication of alBHAGDADI's plan to start giving tithes again come January 2019? Never mind answering #7, I'll do it for you. The answer is: He'll become a SLAVE. This is biblical, the bible itself, in black and white, says so Mobilia, not me. The bible, says, him, yourself and those others alBHAGDADI has hoodwinked to join him, will because of tithe, become slaves. Most arent aware that the eyed 10% of monthly salary off people, is an ecclesiastical tax and surcharge and that monitised tithing was birthed after much deliberations at the Council of Tours and Council of Macon It since then has grown to be what we see it to be today, a multi billion dollar industry. False teachings on and/or about tithing, coercion and threats of repercussion for tithe dodgers etcetera are used to extract this coveted imposed and/or obligatory ecclesiastical monitised tithe multi billion dollar industry filthy lucre. Dont be put under any illusion or guise Mobilia, that coerced, imposed and/or obligatory ecclesiastical monitised tithe giving, is a worthwhile, better or best principle. Simply put. It is not, it is people coveting other people's money. Mobilia, thousand tithe instituted slaves, are free, thousand more would be free, if only they knew, they are tithe instituted slaves. |
Ranchhoddas:Once you see one kitten, you've seen them all Ranchhoddas:I know you'll teach/you've taught them to make wise choices Ranchhoddas:Does the truth bother you Ranchhoddas:Everyone loves the kokoko, vegans are not an exception Talking of organic honey, have you eaten it straight off a honeycomb? Ranchhoddas:Which of the loves wears off? How many expression of love, the types, exists in your local tongue? |
Ranchhoddas:The man is playing the buffoon Ranchhoddas:When you cradle/cradled your daughter, is this what you'll be wishful about of for her? Be part of a harem? Ranchhoddas:Weakness is a weak spot and chink in one's armour Lack of self control, weakness of the eyes, lust and greed are symptoms of it Ranchhoddas:You know that the desire for organic honey is not weakness. My desire for organic honey is to be up for the task and show myself approved, a loverworkman that needs not to be ashamed One good woman is enough to satisfy a man's every need and being faithful is easy, if you truly love her. |
PastorAIO:alBHAGDADI, Freeze, is right now as I post, line by line dissecting your post and revealing the faux pas, falsehood, ignorance and cluelessness in your ill-informed argument Amarachi too is chipping in, showing you up alBHAGDADI I dont know why Freeze wasted his time in giving you audience I saw your thread when its ink was still wet, but I wasnt bothered about it because it reeked of extreme ignorance & lack of insight You said you were deceived by Freeze and the horde of anti-tithers, but you have promised to return back to tithing as from next year, January 2019 to be precise blah de blah de blah So you actually did see the light but now plan to go back to darkness and your vomit. SMH Here are a few things for you to wrestle your mind with 1/ Do you really think that tithing was started with Abraham? 2/ Have you forgotten that Abram before being Abraham was a heathen? 3/ If like you said, that the pastors are now the priests and Jesus the High Priest then what does that make you? Do you according to bible classify yourself as the laity or chosen race, a royal priesthood? 4/ If you like alBHAGDADI, fall into the hole and trap, fuelling the lie that Jacob tithed Did Jacob go to war, did Jacob slaughter in a battle to warrant him tithing on the booty? 5/ alBAGHDADI here is me asking you for the umpteenth time again this very important question: Hang on, which tithing are you adhering to? Is it the Abraham style of tithing, the Levitical tithing or both combined? 6/ Do you know the distinctive difference between the Abraham tithing and the Levitical tithing? 7/ Do you know the implication of planning to start giving tithes again come January 2019? Never mind answering #7, I'll do it for you. The answer is: You become a SLAVE. This is biblical, the bible says so, not me. The bible, says, you, yourself and those you've hoodwinked to join you, will become slaves. Freeze just finished the broadcast few minutes ago, he shouldnt have bothered |
Ranchhoddas:Ranch did you see the smile on the man's face? The smile is a dead giveaway That is the cat who got the cream smile. I wouldnt wish this on my sisters, my cousins, our mothers Do you know what I see here? Human weakness, lack of self control, greed |
OkCornel:Notice I've already without much of a pfem back asked alBAGHDADI to: Hang on, which tithing are you adhering to? Is it the Abraham style of tithing, the Levitical tithing or both combined? We know why Abram had to tithe, certainly it was not because he was asked by God to. We know why Jacob promised to give tithe to God. We know why, know the reasons, why God, after Jacob's 400 years plus promise, had the temerity to demand tithe from Israel. Don't no one believe the lie that Jacob tithed. How, where, why and how could he have possibly tithed? When we join the each dots together we get to see an emerged and clearer picture |
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