₦airaland Forum

Ranchhoddas:
What are these rules you speak of?

The rules are precepts, principles, guidelines etcetera set up to govern the policy of the universe, so to know what is allowed and what is not allowed.

Example:
There is a rule about what goes up, must come down
There is another rule, that overrides the "what goes up must come down" rule.

Ranchhoddas:
How do you know that God bypasses laid down rules.

From first hand experiences
and eye witness accounts.

Ranchhoddas:
Will that not amount to breaking a rule?

God knows the rules and so is allowed to break any, as or when He deems fit or necessary

1/ Do you believe the god of Nairaland exists?
2/ Do you believe Nairaland and its "ecosystem" have all sorts and varied rules?
3/ Do you believe Nairaland miracles happen?
4/ Do you believe the god of Nairaland bypasses laid down rules?
5/ Would you not deem it a prerogative, for the god of Nairaland, break a rule(s)?

Ranchhoddas:
I agree with John 14:12 if we will leave it at "whoever believes".
The "in me" has a way of causing a bit of trouble.

I am guessing, it is causing a bit of trouble for your nursing theory you're developing.

Ranchhoddas:
I am still working on my theory. John 14:12 will prove useful.

Share a bit of what the theory is about now.

Just be mindful, not to restrict genuine miracles solely to the pulpit, church grounds and/or revival crusade grounds
because some miracles will never feature in such places

Ranchhoddas:
I know she was sick at one point and needed hospital treatment.

Good.
So checking under the bonnet resulted in finding out she went for hospital treatment

Ranchhoddas:
What do you mean by "God moves in mysterious ways" here?

I meant a lot,
but specifically in that regard, meant that, it is God's prerogative, if He decides to bypass laid down rules

Ranchhoddas:
I also don't know what you mean by "misplaced loyalty".

Misguided sense of loyalty to debonair charlatans

Ranchhoddas:
I am just trying to make sense of everything though.

Genuine miracles, at whatever level and wherever, always happen within the rules.

Out of curiosity, would you accept and agree that the promised John 14:12 and other genuine miracles happen outside the pulpit, churches and crusade grounds?

Ranchhoddas:
I am coming up with a theory for why miracles happen in churches and crusade grounds

Share what the theory is.

sinaj:
I find the last pic disgusting

topboss:
U expected to see more right?

Would it be more disgusting, if what you saw was his cucumber carrot that is all over the internet

He actually is a twin, his twin brother Darren too, is an exhibitionist

Ranchhoddas:
I don't know what you mean by "check under the bonnet".

Are you aware, that in 2004, Shiloh's Mummy GO had a close brush with death?
Was first flown to South Africa, ending up in the US before giving testimony after full medical recovery?

Ranchhoddas:
Change of genotype is a pretty common occurrence at Shiloh and even at other churches.
Surely you don't think those young men and women who are the recipients of these testimonies are acting or colluding with the pastors

God moves and works in mysterious ways.
If reputably verified before and after, who am I to doubt,
but you know that, sometimes, young men & women and misplaced loyalty, are like 5 and 6

Ranchhoddas:
There are other examples of miracles but I like this one because it is a very objective one.

The whole world is a series of miracles.
Life in itself, is a series of miracles after miracles

Ranchhoddas:
There is no middle ground and there is no known medical cure so if an SS patient suddenly becomes AA after a prayer or crusade,
the only honest conclusion has to be that something out of the ordinary happened.

No wonder you didnt understand "check under the bonnet"

Ranchhoddas:
Genotype changes for example!

"Truly, truly, I say to you, the one believing in Me, the works that I do, also he will do.
And he will do greater than these, because I am going to the Father."
- John 14:12

Is that the only example?
Ranchhoddas, check under the bonnet, to know how the genotype changed.

Checking under the bonnet or not, if reputably certified that the genotype did change,
then I believe, because God moves and works in mysterious ways

Ranchhoddas:
How does a placebo work here.

I typed, miracles at Shiloh, is a mix of placebo effects, genuine, hoaxes and the dark.

Placebo effects wont necessarily affect the result outcome of a genotype test

Ranchhoddas:
Muttleylaff what do you make of all the miracles that supposedly happen at Shiloh?
Are they real?
They seem real enough to me.

Ranchhoddas, why?

Why are you trying to shake the table?
Ranchhoddas what do you make of David Copperfield and Dynamo, real name Steven Frayne
or even, our own belated Dr Peller of "blessed memory"?

Miracles at Shiloh is a mix of placebo effects, genuine, hoaxs and dark.

If I may take the liberty to ask, which ones in particular seem real to you?

Bloggersnews:
From Mr Barakumo Solomon Odede miss Nollywood Beauty Pageant Organizer


SEX IS TOO SWEET BUT DON'T KILL YOURSELF!
​​MAXIMUM EXTREME RANGE OF SEX IS 13 MINUTES..​ for married men and women only. Stay away from Tramadol...
Men Please, stop killing yourselves with aphrodisiacs (Sex Enhancing drugs).
Depending on what side of the sex duration spectrum men fall on, an average of five minutes is good.
But, according to a 2008 study of United States and Canadian sex therapists, sex that is “too short” lasts one to two minutes, “adequate” lasts three to five minutes, and some extreme condition is seven to 13 minutes.
It seems that anything longer than ten minutes is unusual.
So, why then has the issue of sex in marriages become a hard nut to crack.
Today all medications on the market has it written on their labels: sexual weakness.
This is giving ladies the impression that the maximum Five minutes of sex isn't enough making them pressure the men to seek for supporting aids (aphrodisiac).
The youth are dying early because of the usage of these drugs...
Knowing therefore that the maximum range for sex is 3 to 5 minutes, women are to be content with what their husbands offer them.
Men are also to remember that the pistle damages earlier than the mortar. Be wise and stay healthy and strong.
Men! Men!! Men!!! How many times have I called you? Take note and beware...
DON'T GO AND DIE INSIDE WHERE YOU FOLLOW COME
#Saynotodrugs

Anduku:
Sex is not food,
give me good food over sex anyday

Sex is food.
There is no better food than good served sex anyday.

frank317:
God does not exists anything... If he does, let him reach out to me.

You can repeat until your face turns blue that God does not exist anything, it won't change the fact and truth that God exists.

Actually, it's you who is in life saving & dire need to reach out to God, more than God has needs any more further to reach out to you.

mungoparks:
it's too late.

Sirheny007:
Lol..

LabuleofNigeria:
medicine after death

The hunter becomes the hunted

frank317:
So what's special in saying God exist to anyone who disagrees?

You are strawman mining
with "so what's special in saying ..."

frank317:
Mr eligible, how does that make u different from someone who says flying spaghetti monster exists. See ur life

Isn't the ball good enough for you to kick about by itself?
Why are you stomping on and kicking the foot instead of the ball?

frank317:
OK... Therefore park, I will take him serious when he proves himself to me or speak to me.

He proves Himself to you and speaks to you every moment of the day.

frank317:
Unfortunately its not funny to u that u are now his mouth piece.

U are not God so ur interference in something that does not concern u is meaningless.

If God cannot speak for himself then I don't know why u are bothered.

Fortunately, if you cleanse your own heart from unworthy and unwarranted suspicions concerning God, you'll be eligible for being His mouthpiece.

I am not God, doesn't equate to my interference not being divine and not by design.

God forever speaks, only you truthfully knows why you aren't bothered.

Newznow:
Aisha buhari said Shocking truth about her husband and his Co members.
Aisha Buhari speaking some gospel truth here. Her husband is not in charge of Nigeria. Two or three nameless people are.
She concluded saying, Nigerians should come out and participate!!!

Watch video here

Bedroom pillow talks, whilst in the ozzaroom,
is how she knows.

Fearless woman with a conscience,
she has balls of steel.

frank317:
U sin and talk to yourself and tell urself u have been forgiven...
Abegi...no God exist jare.

I have news for YOU contrary to what you've asummed, God exists.

frank317:
Stop playing mind game with urself and calling ur thoughts God.

Except you're malfunctioning, you are designed and manufactured to function that way
What you think is "playing mind game with urself and calling ur thoughts God" actually is attempts at coming to oneself

Brock1:
Pls let me understand u better

... and also, to let you understand better, never succumb, to the temptation.

Brock1:
Pls let me understand u better

About "successful in life..." well success is relative...

Brock1:
Have u ever had sex in ur dreams before and how has your life in reality be?
Is life hard for you as a result of d sex in dreams or not, kindly provide ur response it will help others.

And if u are successful in life, have u had sex in ur dreams before?

Thanks

I am almost did.
Had the good sense to stir myself awake before the actual deed with the succubus.
I just knew I didnt want to go the distance.
Ever since then I've been jealously guarding and filtering all my entry points

babeosisi:
My fellow Christians wake up.
Don't fall for that 419
It's all a scam to take your money. God doesn't need your money to bless you,
He owns everything already and he gives freely to all.
Open your eyes.

Don't let them deceive you with Shiloh sacrifice and first fruits anymore.
God has given you all things that pertains to life and godliness. Don't let them scam you.
Invest your money wisely, bless your mother, help the poor instead of giving it to Oyedepo and co.

Those men are already super rich, go build your own wealth, start a business, save for a rainy day.
God doesn't do trade by barter .

These people prey on your stupidity.

Don't let them

Seconded without demur.
Invest your money wisely, bless your mother, dad, your wife/husband, your family, your neighbour,
help the poor etcetera instead of giving to Oyedepo and Company first.

Painful truth is better than a pleasant lie

HappyPagan:
Thank you, secret admirer...

"Thank you, secret admirer"?
Wow. This is a new one.

budaatum:
True, education predates the current bible. Homer was required reading in Athens.
But the bible was much more widely circulated, giving the masses the opportunity to have a library of books to hand
though that was not the churches intention as you rightly pointed out.

The institutionalised church never had an intention for the laity to have direct access to the contents of the bible.
As a matter of fact, the laity was prohibited from owning or having a bible to read
Even translation of the bible, for a long period, initially was forbidden

vaxx:
I admire your writting skills.
Though your message are hilarious

Squandering the potential given him with his imaginative and soulless writing skills

budaatum:
[url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+7%3A11-17&version=NIV]Luke 7:11-17[/url]

wisdom people

A great prophet has appeared among us........

They were all filled with awe and praised God.
“A great prophet has appeared among us,” they said.
“God has come to help his people.”

JeromeBlack:
You can't blame me.
I watched the pilot and almost vomited.

It would be like me telling you to watch a satanic ritual tv show. Would you sit through that crap?

But if you are willing to ask any questions, I'm game

I am game.
1/ So, to start with, what is the common thread happening to Joan in the pilot?
2/ What did you find crappy in the pilot?
3/ I'll like to see if your comparison is justified, so what is a satanic ritual?
4/ What made, where and when the you almost retched

JeromeBlack:
Nope. And I ironically thank God for that

No, not you.
The question wasnt to you as I've already asked you before.
The question was at Ishilove.
Why aren't I surprised you can't watch the pilot talkess the whole

Ishilove:
Please I need mindfvcking thrillers. Any suggestions? I'm starved!

Beorn, olu4life, KoiceReloaded

Ishilove:
Screw you

JeromeBlack:
Okay, I deserved that. I just want to make amends.

Sorry

Ishilove:
You have a strange way of making amends.

Apology accepted

JeromeBlack:
Thanks. I feel good!

What's it going to be if it happened to be more than simple apology accepted.

Anyway, two out of my other many lovely and favourites posters on Nairaland kikiki ki.

Ishilove, I do have a better impression gif for "screw you" you know.
No shades Ishilove.

Oh yeah, the reason why I really posted.
Did you ever get to watch the Joan of Arcadia series when it used to be aired?

Anas09:
Ok then. I'd read it. But why was it stopped?

Everything that has a start, comes a stop, is at least why.

Lizzysamuel:
Nigerian pop singer Small doctor who was arrested earlier this week over possession of firearm and threat of shooting a Police officer on duty, finally breaks silence.

The singer who was arraigned earlier on Tuesday at the Ebute Metta Magistrate court along with the other occupants in his car.

According to a Police source,

'Small Doctor was released by the court and allowed to go on condition he must not engage in any act of violence or commit any offense within the next one year. If he does, the court would not spare him'.

He took to his official handle to thank his well wishers and those who were with him during his trying moment for their love and positive vibes.

He wrote;

www.nairaland.com/attachments/8262082_img20181204105221946_jpeg111ce65d5ceb9e66b4bf70ba8b8b74f3
Dolapo to the rescue & a few strings pulled
ednut1 you beta twist hin ear

armadeo:
Will check it out later tonight. Thanks

Be alert, attentive and don't blink when watching

armadeo:
Cool. I wondered how spam bot didn't get you for that long post.

What's the title of this write up. I might like it.

Man should think.

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v363280nFSFMC66 - Pilot 101
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v384437hZJ6YSHD - 102

They aren't write ups as such, they are dialogues from a TV series.

Click on the above links, to watch the first two episodes.

Let me know if you are having issues with any.
Also if you want, let's together go over what you watched

armadeo:
Maybe I should have put exclamation marks. Sorry!

On my lane now.

I am sorry if I have been oversensitive,
I honestly thought you were trying to be a jerk.
Feel free to jump into my lane anytime.

ednut1:
Make person use hin hand ruin himself smh

Nobi pesin like una suppose to dey mentor dis guys ni.
Wen una suppose to dey advise dem lot, how to behave and carry demselve, u na no do
Now, you just wash hands off the young lad, come to dey leave am battered, under danfo molue bus wheel, rubbing salt into hin wounds

Why Dolapo sef no come to his aid now?
That policeman roughhandled him well for ground
Even look as the set of policemen dey look am like say,
"look atew and see your life, how pesin go use hin hand ruin hinself like dis. Smh"

Na bin joke or fake news, I bin think it was, when it first broke news yesterday
Na happiness dey kill pesin, when pesin don chop belleful, na happiness go go kill am

Anas09:
Can i download it?
Is there a site other than that link?

This is a two seasons run 45 episodes TV series,
meaning the 45 episodes was ran over 2 years before the rug was pulled under it.

Besides it being proprietary as reason why you wouldnt be able to download it, except if bought off Amazon,
why not freely watch online, instead of downloading 45 episodes?

JeromeBlack:
I don't have time to watch the video now. Will save it for later.

But for the dialogue, God sounds like a scammer. He never answers a question directly. Then he even goes to say that he doesn't generally answer questions.

Is it the. Surprising that religion is a scam?

I know you are sport.
This will get right up your alley.

Let's not get carried away and be head of ourselves now before watching the entire Joan of Arcadia CBS series,
just watch them, then after, we can mutually discuss,
even discuss your "God is a scammer" allegation too.

By the way, it's what you've come to know religion as, that is a scam.
True and pure religion is never a scam
JeromeBlack please ask if that link plays up and you need alternatives