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armadeo:Though, I didnt mention you, be at least comparatively civil if you want to know I know everyone have their bad days, but please dont take yours out here |
JeromeBlack:http://www.veoh.com/watch/v363280nFSFMC66 - Pilot 101 http://www.veoh.com/watch/v384437hZJ6YSHD - 102 Cute Boy God: Remember me? Joan Girardi: Why all the familiar looks? Doing the greatest hits, or are you getting a little pleased with yourself? Cute Boy God: You see me the way you want to see me, Joan. Like right now, you're mad at me... maybe you feel safer being mad at me when I look like this. Joan Girardi: You have a lot to answer for, buddy! No one asks to be born!... So we all get to die, and then everyone we love dies? Cute Boy God: Yeah. Joan Girardi: And... and that's good for you? Cute Boy God: Joan, there's nothing about death that I can say that would make sense to you. Joan Girardi: A lot of what happens here really sucks, so much for your... perfect system... Can you see me being really mad at you right now? Cute Boy God: Yes. Joan Girardi: Why does it have to be so hard? Cute Boy God: What specifically? Joan Girardi: Being alive, let's start there. Cute Boy God: You wish you weren't alive? Joan Girardi: No! I... I don't know. I wish... it didn't... hurt so much. Cute Boy God: It hurts because you feel it, Joan... because you're alive. You love people, that generates a lot of power, a lot of energy. The same kind of energy that binds atoms together, we've all seen what happens when you try to pry them apart. Joan Girardi: So, if I don't get attached to people then... it won't hurt so much? Cute Boy God: No, it's in your nature to get attached to people, I put that in the recipe. It's when you guys try to ignore that... when you try to go it alone, that's when it gets ugly. It's hell. Cute Boy God: It's Hell? Like the Hell? Cute Boy God: You know I'm real, Joan. You've always known, you're not crazy. Then you got chance to see what it really looks like. Crazy is destructive, it tears down. I'm all about building up. Joan: Then I suggest you take up carpentry. Cute Boy God: What do you think this is all about? Joan: Uh, you I suppose. Cute Boy God: It's a creation, Joan. It's not a destruction. And that's what I want you to do. I want you to be creative, I want you to build things. Joan: I build lamps! Cute Boy God: Relationships, possibilities, connections. [Pulls a book from His jacket pocket] Look, have you read this? Joan: You stole that! Cute Boy God: Well, technically everything's mine. Cute Boy God: Joan, I need to talk to you. Joan: Unless I'm missing something, we are talking. Cute Boy God: I want to be honest. Joan: Okay, who are you? Cute Boy God: I saw you today. Joan: Saw me where? Cute Boy God: Outside of your house. Look, I didn't mean to scare you. Joan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. That was you? [He nods] That guy was an old guy. Cute Boy God: Okay, this is the difficult part. I don't always look the same. Joan: What are you talking about? What do you want with me? 'Cause I'm gonna warn you, my dad's a cop. He's not just any cop he is *the* cop. Cute Boy God: I know who your father is, Joan. He's Will Girardi, he's born September 4th, 1955, in Chicago. His father was Gerald Girardi, his mother was Elena Monroe. He had an uneventful childhood, attended Mother Cabrini high school, and Morten Junior College. After that he joined the police force in 1980. Then he met your mother, one Helen Brodie, she was an art school drop out. You're the middle child of three. About a year and a half ago your older brother, Kevin was in a car accident. Fractured his back, left him a paraplegic. You have one other brother, Luke, who's fifteen. Your favorite color's green, you love salt on cantaloupe, Jim Das broke your hear in eighth grade. And you're afraid of clowns. Joan: Who are you? Cute Boy God: I've known you since before you were born, Joan. Joan: I'll ask you one more time. Cute Boy God: I'm God. Joan: [Joan sees Cute Boy God waiting for her] Hey, God! Get lost, I mean it. Cute Boy God: I know you think you mean it. Joan: You know, I'm going to give my father a full description and a composite drawing, you'll be booked before dark. Cute Boy God: Maybe he'll be too busy thinking of creative ways to ground you for mouthing off in French class. Joan: Are you spying on me? Cute Boy God: I'm omniscient Joan, comes with the job. Joan: Okay. So you're God? Cute Boy God: Yes. Joan: As in, God. Cute Boy God: Right. Joan: Old Testament, Tower of Babel, burning bush, Ten Commandments, God. Cute Boy God: Well I come off a little friendlier in the New Testament and the Quran, but uh, yeah. Same God. Joan: And I'm supposed to believe you because...? Cute Boy God: Because you have a feeling. Joan: No I don't. [Joan turns and walks away] Cute Boy God: How about you believe me if I agree to overlook that promise you didn't keep? Joan: [Joan turns back around] What promise? Cute Boy God: Let's see, that you'd study hard, stop talking back, clean your room, and even go to church, if I recall, if I let your brother live. Joan: [Joan stares in silence, stunned by what she's just heard] How did you know about that? Cute Boy God: Omniscience, look it up. Joan: So you let my brother live, and now you're here to collect? Cute Boy God: No, I don't bargain. That would be cruel. Joan: Okay, so let's say you're God. Cute Boy God: Thank you. Joan: I wanna ask you some questions. Cute Boy God: No. Joan: No? Cute Boy God: No, as a general rule, I ask questions. Joan: Are you, are you being snippy with me? God is snippy. Cute Boy God: Let me explain something to you, Joan. It goes like this: I don't look like this, I don't look like anything you'd recognize. You can't see me. I don't sound like this, I don't sound like anything you'd recognize. You see, I'm beyond your experience. I take this form because, you're comfortable with it, it makes sense to you. And if I'm *snippy*, it's because you understand snippy. You get it? Joan: Sort of. Cute Boy God: Good, because I'm really not snippy. I've got a great personality, you'd like me. Joan: Well, I'm not religious you know. Cute Boy God: It's not about religion, Joan. It's about fulfilling your nature. Joan: Oh, I definitely haven't done that. Cute Boy God: Exactly. Joan: Well, let's, let's say you're God. Cute Boy God: Joan, I *am* God. Joan: Okay, well let's see a miracle. Cute Boy God: Okay. How about that. Joan: [Joan looks up] That's a tree. Cute Boy God: Let's see you make one. Joan: [Joan is in the hallway of her school. God appears as an older woman selling cupcakes for the soccer team] You're getting really good at showing up when nobody needs you. Old Lady God: Well, now, that's your opinion. Joan: So what do you want me to fail at this time? Old Lady God: Now what makes you think you failed? You did exactly what I asked you to do: you observed. Joan: Hmm! And what good did that do anybody? Ramsey's going to jail, Adam hates me even more... Old Lady God: Observation is a more powerful force than you could possibly reckon. The invisible, the overlooked, and the unobserved are those that are most in danger of reaching the end of the spectrum. They lose the last of their light. From there, anything can happen. Joan: Okay. Fine, I observed Ramsey, his life is still ruined. Old Lady God: His life wasn't the only one at stake. Joan: What do you mean? Old Lady God: [Starts pointing out different students in the hallway] There's Laura Eason, ninth grader. She plays the flute. She would have been one of the first to go... [gunshot sound] coming out of Orchestra at the wrong time. And Andrew Bayer: he would have tried to save his friend Lawrence DiStasi and lost his life. [two gunshots] And Gavin Price. [gunshot] And three other students in the cafeteria. And Mr. Harvey. And Ms. Schmidt in the library. And finally, Steve Ramsey himself. And for each of these faces Joan, there are twelve more whose lives would have come to an end today - lives altered forever by you. By the simple effect of being present, by entering the light, by joining the dance. [Joan wipes away a tear] JeromeBlack click on the links above to watch the pilot and then afterwards navigate for the entire series The above snippets are tasters to what to expect from the dialogues Come back, lets discuss when you're done watching all. |
JeromeBlack:JeromeBlack, the point has always been about the OJ Simpson and Holocaust overwhelming evidences I am glad you admitted that OJ Simpson escaped with murder charge. Whether it was obtained it illegally or not, the fact remained that overwhelming evidences points at him JeromeBlack:JeromeBlack it is high time you learn that no amount of presentations of God overwhelming evidences makes any difference to the stubborn JeromeBlack:Remind me to get you a solidarity mug JeromeBlack:Better grow out from your logic of ignorance and grow up some good old fashion faith to know and accept that the existence of God is undeniable |
vaxx:Thank you. |
vaxx:We know that and all but I repeat, in all honesty vaxx, what feature(s) does the OJ Simpson and Holocaust memes, have in common? |
vaxx:I quite agree with this remark and agreed without demur vaxx:In all honesty vaxx, what feature do both memes, have in common? Inspite of ample and overwhelming evidences, it is laughable that atheism is still demanding for empirical demonstration of God |
vaxx:What is the complex question? |
Ihedinobi3:Have yourself a blessed, good and brilliant week. |
ATMC:"For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul." - Leviticus 17:11 They were redeemed, is a poor word choice, because in actuality, it is an act of purchase, as in, bought with blood and precisely that is how they were "redeemed" ATMC:No, Jesus has not yet married His bride (i.e. ekklesia or the church) Ekklesia or the church is currently betrothed to Jesus so yep, you could in a way, say their relationship status right about now is dating |
vaxx:The point made with the OJ Simpson and Holocaust is that ample and overwhelming evidence is not necessarily a panacea, solution or answer. It is something simple than overwhelming evidence Thomas Aquinas succinctly said: "To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible" |
Ihedinobi3:I giggled so hard that I almost spilled over my glass of rouge reading this post Relax Ihedinobi3, you shouldnt, in the first place, have asked because you just decided to scratch an itch that would soon fade when you did. If you are observant, you would have noticed that I use JeromeBlack's comments in my responses to his remarks. My responses were a rehash of his phrases and some little idiosyncrasies of JeromeBlack in his post that I am replying to JeromeBlack does know I used them because he can see me repeating his construct idiosyncrasies in my replies. Ihedinobi3, whatever I post, is for, to whom it concerns. It is very much for atheists, very much for believers, very much for my neighbour and all I am seriously not trying to be argumentative here. It is a fact, I have so many times and for the record, made it clear, I dont do arguments. I dont argue, I never argue and that is for very a good reason. Besides, instead of winning arguments, why dont people work on winning self? I think Malik is absolutely right, when he said that, arguing about sacred knowledge causes the heart to hard and results in hatred or alienation Except for those that should know better, I dont convince people and I dont convict people I am not out to change the minds of people against their will. I can only tell you the truth. I cant make people believe it. I rarely teach, I share knowledge, share information. The aim is that people think with and/or from what I share I know what I bring to share on the table, so trust me when and if I say, I am not afraid to eat alone I am observational. I often say things as they are or as seen, most times, not minding whose ox is being gored I light candles, and no one lights a lamp to cover it with a jar or put it under a bed. I am a fighter, who fights the good fight of the faith. Sometimes, it feels good to fight and slay demons, so you could dissect them and find out what they've been feeding on. JeromeBlack has not just my blessing, to think whatever he wants to think, he actually has God's blessing too. Each man must follow his way according to his nature. It's a matter of time. Time will tell. Time is a snitch, it's always gonna tell |
JeromeBlack:The common denominator shared in the OJ Simpson and holocaust is overwhelming evidence Thank you for conceding and confirming that inspite of overwhelming evidence, some people do deny the obvious and reality of the holocaust |
Ihedinobi3:There were many indicators of him doing and subtly showing it |
JeromeBlack:You can argue with yourself as much as you like the fact remains that just like inspite of overwhelming evidence, justice wasnt served in the case of the Simpson case, and some people, still to today deny the existence of the holocaust, just like you too are opaqued to overwhelming evidence(s). |
LordReed:1000 likes to you for this epiphany Some people just like to throw caution to wind and completely ignore correction when pointed out to them If he couldnt get fact and facts right, only God knows what else he hasnt gotten the fact(s) right about Conjectures don't affect facts, facts should affect conjectures, and they do, if you are sensible. JeromeBlack:Every sensible person knows that you think Ihedinobi3 has mishandled this thread and hasnt proven things to you beyond reasonable doubt. JeromeBlack, the OJ Simpson and the holocaust are parallels Just like inspite of overwhelming evidence, justice wasnt served in the case of the former, and where some people, till today deny the existence of the holocaust so you Like seriously, give it a rest, admit you're a die-hard skeptic. |
Ranchhoddas:You havent been observant enough but I know you will now and will be on the look out to see any Mike books lying around, after hearing that name, Ranchhoddas:I am not surprised He made a good choice in singling out Mike Murdock The best way with them, to double your money, is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. |
GistersNG:Same sex relationship should be between two consenting adults, in a faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal relationship, that has no detriment to another person, no betrayal of another person, or no cheating on another person, and is poses no harm to an object or neighbour. It is important to know that, it is not the end of you, if you start treatment straightaway after testing positive for HIV. People who start treatment quite early enough do enjoy a normal life expectancy. |
Ranchhoddas:Mike Murdock. I bet your lovely relatives in PH have loads of Mike's book lying around their houses besides Ibiyeomie's |
Ranchhoddas:Always remember to eat the hay and spit out the sticks. Ranchhoddas:Clever Ranchhoddas:Do you know who he learned all that jagbanjatis from? It's not even from that Oyedepo's Bible School programme where he went to cut his teeth. Guess. |
Ihedinobi3:It might not matter but it at the least, needed to be pointed out. If he couldnt get fact and facts right, only God knows what else he hasnt gotten the fact(s) right about |
Ihedinobi3:As much as I do agree with you at least you can admit, he called and tried to paint three conjectures as facts, instead of being three opinions, that they really were To be honest with you, I think it was a pleasing to see, Freudian slip, it unmasked and revealed his subconscious |
brodalokie:Nope. First and foremost, they will no more be death and then no eye has seen, no ear has heard and no human mind has conceived the exciting things that has been prepared |
Ranchhoddas:He learned from one of the best Ranchhoddas:1/ Out of curiosity how did you start going to Salvation Ministries? 2/ Why Salvation Ministries? 3/ What attracts you to Salvation Ministries? |
Ihedinobi3:Dont read me wrong, of course I do tolerate atheists but the fact is, I know when to shake the dust off my feet and wash my hands of. Even after that, one hand's to chastise, and the other hand's to pull back and praise Tough love is real, it's not easy because it hurts the giver far more than the receiver |
Ihedinobi3:"... Your wife claims that there is a field of yam behind the fence. My wife claims that there is a field of swamp rice behind the fence. You then claim that there is a football field behind the fence. There will only be 3 facts from this scenario..." - by JeromeBlack: 2:53pm He used "facts" as a line of thought that about because of those three opinions and outright pretences train of thought in his scenario. If fact, is a thing that is known or proved to be true, why then is he calling them facts, when they havent been proven to be known to be true? That is my serious bone of contention. JeromeBlack: Ihedinobi3:If I can help it, I dont suffer "atheists" gladly |
francis247:Be humble and in awe. Too many people are full of opinions, with knowing less than half the facts. SMH. If its a walk in the park, creating a universe, why dont you create one and lets see how good, pretty and dandy yours will be. francis247:Is there anything He did a rich and good job on? vaxx: johnydon22: francis247:What a better place it'll be, if us humans naturally have love, compassion and empathy. It's comforting to know that, in the end, the universe will be one "tribe", "race", religion, nirvana, utopia, paradise, Eden revisited all rolled into one |
JeromeBlack:Again, I submit, fact, is a thing that is known or proved to be true How can you then say, there are 3 facts from the scenario, when in actual fact they are 3 opinions and outright pretences from the scenario JeromeBlack:[img]https://2.bp..com/-H7VZpRv7qn0/W7lo3liUisI/AAAAAAAAC9Y/k3Tif90GyTkRzzrLHy39IzYXCQs92nacACLcBGAs/s640/MEME-Atheism%2B-%2BOJ%2BSimpson.jpg[/img] [img]https://3.bp..com/-rX24vmzE5MY/W7lo3cQRr2I/AAAAAAAAC9U/dgyjRokHbNM6tccLw0lEyV8PojNkVdAEwCLcBGAs/s640/MEME-Atheism%2B-%2BHolocaust%2Bevidence.jpg[/img] My friend, faith in God, goes beyond intellectual case study or scenario analysis. Not with the kind of perverse framework of limited logic your mind can muster We learn about God through the heart rather than through the head, and by faith rather than logic Out curiosity, who created that logic you're taking credit for? |
francis247:Life is of very little value, if it is a life in the dark, groping through ignorance and misery, says Swami francis247:https://i.pinimg.com/236x/20/ee/de/20eedefb839f8070cc0d234c215c60c9--inspirational-quote-about-life-quotes-about-life.jpg I've being, everyone's being here and where you are, francis Life, looks like a yarn, a ball of wool, so we learn to knit We cant stop the waves of life, so we just learn to surf. Everything is going to be OK Do your best, is all that's expected and required of you. |
Ihedinobi3:"... Your wife claims that there is a field of yam behind the fence. My wife claims that there is a field of swamp rice behind the fence. You then claim that there is a football field behind the fence. There will only be 3 facts from this scenario..." - by JeromeBlack: 2:53pm Fact, is a thing that is known or proved to be true How can he say, there are 3 facts, when in actual fact they are 3 opinions and outright pretences JeromeBlack, even if you, as a tree falls down with disbelief, it wouldn't affect the entire forest. You've climbed and still are climbing the wrong mountain Why throw spagetti at the wall, when you can just eat it and not have a huge mess of a wall to later contend with. Faith is the most valuable currency there is. Without faith, it is impossible to please God, for it behooves the one drawing near to God to believe that He exists and that He becomes a rewarder to those earnestly seeking Him out. so if God is to allow proof, more than, in the Manufacturer bible manual cataloguing His products, that God exists, then it robs people of faith. Thomas Aquinas' posit, that, to one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible, describes you to a tee. |
Ihedinobi3:His analogy is not good at all. He is claiming conjectures to be facts |
francis247: budaatum:francis, a "Ciao" bad attitude can literally block help, love, blessings and destiny from finding you that can be part of the reason you don't succeed When there seemingly is every reason see the glass as half empty and be negative about life, think also of all the reasons to see the glass as half full and be positive about that because afterall, at the end of the day, there is always someone who has it worse than us. Francis, everyone you know, every nairaland poster, is fighting a battle of some sort, you know nothing about Just when you think, it can't get worse, it can and just when you think, it can't get any better, it can Everything will be OK in the end francis If its not OK, it not the end then yet. No one belongs here on earth, more than you so make bigger efforts at life, not bigger excuses He that is good at making excuses, is seldom good for anything else Life is and has always being complicated. Many of us learn not to focus too much on the negatives. Otherwise, we won't develop and being that life is short, soon will run out of time living. You are not alone, Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein to list just these two, were late bloomers, who made their mark in life. Thank you PastorAIO and budaatum for your advices, empathy and neighbourly love to francis |
budaatum:He hasnt ooo. I don't mind him, asking his questions rant or rave but just first answer the three fringing questions, then after that, the world is your oyster. I think something prevents him from answering them. To be honest, I observed him employing this same tactics he does especially with you. You were the first person that came to my mind, prompting me to say to myself, that's what vaxx does with budaatum. It was like deja vu. vaxx:You havent |
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