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HardMirror:
these people are very dishonest!
They say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place.

Examples of the dishonesty please.
Examples of what they say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place please

HardMirror:
replying you would be a waste.

A beautiful mind like yours is a terrible thing to waste.
so replying you, would not for me be a waste because you're worthy fighting for

HardMirror:
As wasteful and useless as praying

It would be for anyone that misconstrues prayer to be a slot machine

HardMirror:
Prayers dont work that is why you guys have so much excuses for it.

How do you mean prayers dont work?

HardMirror:
There is no right way to pray or wrong.

What do you pray for, what do you pray about?
How do you pray?

HardMirror:
You think if there was an absolutely right way to pray, people wont know it and follow it?
Prayer if it worked would have solved a lot of issues.

Millions of christians cant afford hospital bills but they are there sick and dying everyday,
praying and god never answers them (cos he is not real) but we give excuses for this god when he does nothing
and because this excuses are the norm,
it makes these foools unable to see where the problem lies hence the circle of idiocy continues.

Occasionally one or two people realise the scam and they wake up.
I just laugh at the efforts you people make in twisting and turning to justify your useless belief.

If the only prayer you say is: Thank you Lord.
Gratitude.
That in itself alone, is one of the only prayers you need do

HardMirror:
by the way i did not admit god heals malaria. That statement is in the context of the testimonies christians give.

I know you didnt because of the inverted commas.
Put it down to poetic licence

HardMirror:
They dont come giving testimonies of how they were amputated and the limb grew back.
It is always ambiguous unverifiable healings.
Same with those who claim to be raised from the dead.
I am waiting for those crushed by a trailer or beheaded to also raise from the dead.
Read the bible and see how sweet they make the miracles.
If nigeria were to be in the bible as a story,
the story would have been on how god of Oledepo made fire to fall from heaven and consume all boko haram fighters. Lol.

You have a very naive attitude to set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things

HardMirror:
and this has addressed the important questions he asked?

Besides being DOA,
show him how to or let him learn to quit yelling
and stop writing like he's kind of bloodthirsty first

budaatum:
It's not the money that doesn't exist.
The entire show was an April Fools hoax!

vaxx:
That is it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BppGKcwhq77/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
#justforlaugh vaxx and budaatum watch till the end

I copped on straight away when I noticed the unmistakably jester's hat the woman was wearing
Isnt James Randi the guy that showed up Peter Popoff as a fake healer pastor?

CAPSLOCKED:
ONE THING I REALIZED AS A CHILD IS THAT PRAYING TO A FRUIT, A STICK, OR NOT PRAYING AT ALL YIELDS THE SAME RESULTS.

IF PRAYERS WORKED, AMBULANCES WOULD BE HEADING TO CHURCHES INSTEAD OF HOSPITALS.

IF PRAYERS WORKED, PASTORS WOULD HEAL AMPUTEES AND CANCER PATIENTS, THE SAME WAY THEY HEAL MALARIA AND CHEST PAINS.

PRAYERS DO NOTHING FOR DECAPITATED, DISMEMBERED OR DISEMBOWELLED BODIES.
PRAYERS DO NOTHING FOR 4TH OR 6TH DEGREE BURNS. PRAYERS DO NOTHING FOR LEUKEMIA.
FAITH HEALERS KNOW THIS SO THEY NEVER PRAY FOR SUCH VICTIMS,
AND TRY TO GET MEDICAL HELP WHENEVER THERE ARE CASES LIKE THAT.
THEIR MIRACLE WORKING GOD ONLY GETS TO ACTION WHEN THE CASE IS ABOUT TYPHOID OR MISSING PASSPORT, OR MARINE WIFE OR SNAKE HUSBAND.

Will you please quit yelling
and stop writing like you're kind of bloodthirsty

CAPSLOCKED:
BLA, BLA, BLA. FORGET BIBLE STORIES.
IF HE HEALED BOTH MALARIA AND AMPUTEE IN YOUR STORY BOOK,
WHY TODAY CAN HE HEAL MALARIA BUT CANNOT DO THE SAME FOR AMPUTEE?
SUDDENLY HE LOST HIS POWER?

JUST ONE AMPUTEE.. THERE WILL NO LONGER BE MUSLIMS, HINDUS, OR NON BELIEVERS.
JUST ONE AMPUTEE, AND WE'LL ALL BE CHRISTIANS.

11. Don't create distracting posts with:
ALL WORDS BOLD / huge font sizes / ALL CAPS / distracting imagesspaces, etc.

Did you miss reading the above rule 11 in the memo?

Another memo, you missed reading,
is that, the ball is in your court, and stop holding the game up, standing there with the ball in your hands.

HardMirror:
i have had fantasies fulfilled
had wishes even bad ones come to past.
It is called life.

There is more to life than fantasies and bad wishes

HardMirror:
Things happen,
i can choose to pray to a tree or even my pennis
and live a better life than many christians.

You're increasingly reasoning like a principality of darkness
but then, things happen when I pray to God

Incidentally and funnily enough, things also do happen when I choose praying to my pennis too
and I live a better life than many christians.

Let me assuage you, if more christians read their bibles there'd be less christians.

HardMirror:
As for you saying god does not answer prayers the way i expect...

The reality is, God does not answer prayers the way you always anticipate and/or the way we mostly expect

HardMirror:
... that is just the regular excuse for justifying our fooolishness in praying.

Here is an example of fooolishness in praying:
Operator, give me the number for 911 to dial

HardMirror:
I came to realise that God cannot convincingly answer prayers the way we see in the bible.

If the only prayer you say is: Thank you Lord.
Gratitude.
That in itself alone, is one of the only prayers you need do

1/ How do you mean God cannot convincingly answer prayers the way we see in the bible?
2/ Do you accept and agree that you have a shallow understanding and dim way of seeing prayers in the bible?
3/ What are examples of and the differences between fantasies, wishes and prayers?

HardMirror:
Most things we see are just coincidences

You dont know momoh

HardMirror:
that is exactly why God 'heals' malaria
but cant do nothing about amputees.

Why cant you go the whole hog?
You've admitted God heals malaria,
why shy from admitting what God, in the garden of Gethsemane, did about an amputee

God heals malaria etcetera in accordance with rules.
After the garden of Gethsemane time, whatever that needs to be done about other amputees,
that miracle will be done, also following and in accordance with rules.

Uyi168:
..Prayers only work for those things that'll work even in the absence of prayers...

Exactly and almost something close to that.
It is exactly the same way with how requests work on Nairaland.

HardMirror:
lets start with one.
Prayers. Lies lies lies.
God does not answer prayers in anyway.

God does not answer prayers the way you understand prayers are answered.
Why do you say God doesn't answer prayers anyway.?
Have you never had at least a prayer answered?

HardMirror:
when you have truths mixed with lies, you have a deadly combination in your hands. The truths makes you accept the lies. It is neccessary to point out that the bible is not what it claims to be just because it has some truths should not make it an authority

Please list the lies mixed with truth in the bible

HardMirror:
it does

Thank you for your honesty.
I am intrigued
but why are you by all means necessary,
bent on discrediting the Bible?

Why your so much high charged angst and resentment towards a truthful book such as the Bible is?

HardMirror:
when i see intelligence i acknowledge it. On this you are right. But i dont agree on the bible having all the answers we need to live. It is so full of contradictions that regardless of the point you want to make, you can justify it with the bible. So it is just a book filled with YES and NO and you are left to twist and interpret as you please then hail it as the supreme book

My brother, is there no merit in the bible?
Does the bible not give succour, hope and assurance?

HardMirror:
does it not address all important issues?

Yes, it does

HardMirror:
Energy is top on the list of global issues right now

Wrong, energy is not right now and wont ever be at top on the list of global issues at any time.
Man, is. Sort man out, then watch how whatever energy and global issues there is gets resolved

brodalokie:
The book is the blueprint bro. I believe

HardMirror:
the blueprint of what?

brodalokie:
The most reliable reference document you can back on for anything.

HardMirror:
what does it say about treating amputees?
What does it say about world energy solutions?

Exactly what were you expecting it to say about treating amputees?
What exactly are you expecting it to say about world energy solutions?

finalboss:
I'm not being discourteous

Discourtesy is water off a duck's back to me

finalboss:
you're just insignificant.

You're on point.
Aint that just what I too said

tintingz:
Am I even a Christian, when I said the psychodroid is delusional, it is a fact.

If only more christians properly read their bibles there'd be less christians,
and its true that remark

finalboss:
sorry, who are you ??

Who am I, really in the scheme of things, is unimportant

finalboss:
hehe you will not kill me this night o.

That makes at least two of us
The guy's on a roll, coming up with the willy risqué and macabre joke

PRESENTATION:
Simpleton

Said you when you typed that looking in a mirror
and in horror, saw your reflection stare back at you.

humandroid:
This motherffucker is upset because I stopped him from worshipping me.
You worship anything that the letter begins with J, from Jah, to Jehovah to Jesus and warned you not to worship me.
Is that what upsets you? Go and worship Junkies.

Little slave.

This Billyonaire slash humandroid guy is not only to be known for his notoriety,
but alas he's got jokes too, not bad that punchline

PRESENTATION:
Billyonaire is that you
Cc Humandroid

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Honey is that you?
Is this mushy love letter from you?

humandroid:
Heal Soul?

Perversed, twisted and dark soul need right medical treatment to heal.

humandroid:
You must be listening too much to a Reverend Father Hhhahahahaa

I dont know what you are talking about
and I dont know anyone known or going by Reverend Father either

Ranchhoddas:
There are people who have spent more years in meditation and study than you probably have been alive,
yet they won't say things like this.
Wanna guess why

humandroid:
Meditation is old school.

How do you heal the soul without meditation, huh?
Just as medicine heals the body, so meditation heals the soul.
Never wave meditation flimsly off with the hand like that again

humandroid:
You should listen to them, stop coming here to read my posts.

They are listened to
but on the other hand, you are a living mockery
and that's why your posts are read to see how far you've twisted your mind
and see how you've further descended in the dark abyss you've slipped in to.

budaatum:
You might have been scammed. They missed out humility in the package you paid for.

humandroid:
Silly you.

You think I am of those people who study over 20 yrs to be insulted by simpletons who can barely feed themselves.
Soon enough I will start charging money for these information,
and the question will not be why I sell the information, it will be why you are too poor not to afford it.

humandroid:
I hope you dont think I am Christian Jesus who is trying to get a pass into heaven.
Or some pastor who survives on your offering ?

People pay subscription in Freemasonry and other mystic schools to get these knowledge.
Yet you poor brats get it free and insult the bearer of the info/

And one wonders why the poor are the uninformed.

budaatum:
The ritual of Freemasonry teaches that all members should maintain freedom from pride and arrogance.
The first step toward acquisition of truth is humility of mind, a sense of personal ignorance, and a desire for knowledge…
— ( Proverbs 16:19 - Proverbs 18:12 - Luke 18:13,14 - Romans 12:3-8 )

“
I believe that the first test of a great man is his humility. I don't mean by humility, doubt of his power.
But really great men have a curious feeling that the greatness is not of them, but through them.
And they see something divine in every other man and are endlessly, foolishly, incredibly merciful.” –John Ruskin
Humility is an oft misunderstood virtue.
Many people think it is an unreasoning sense of inferiority, or a lack of self appreciation.
In reality, humility is far from this.

It is an honest facing of facts, admitting them, and acting according to them
…. The humble man lives free of all pretense and self-deception.
This honesty with facts helps him to think clearly and act freely in his daily life.

"...Freely you received, freely give."
- Matthew 10:8b

"But Peter said unto him,
Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money."
- Acts 8:20

Joan of Arcadia:
What about humility?

Linesman God:
Humility isn't actually humility, unless there's something you're good enough at to be humble about.

budaatum:
I'm not even awake yet!
Especially after the hullabaloo of the demise of his previous incarnation.

If you are not woke and/or not even awake yet,
do you want the red pill then?

budaatum:
Wasn't Billyonaire much less rude than this person?

Frustration has really set in, that's why budaatum.

humandroid:
I hope you dont think I am Christian Jesus who is trying to get a pass into heaven.
Or some pastor who survives on your offering ?

People pay subscription in Freemasonry and other mystic schools to get these knowledge.
Yet you poor brats get it free and insult the bearer of the info/

And one wonders why the poor are the uninformed.

Deja poo.
That unmistaken feeling that you've read this poo handful of times before

humandroid:
finalboss, they are messing up your thread.

No vex, sometimes its fun to handle these guys. Sorry

budaatum:
Smarter people will make you conscious of you errors.

That budaatum "If you know what you claim to know, your choice of words would reflect it." remark went over your head.

Lack of humility, an overdeveloped ego, and mixing bad choice of words with your bad mood, is what's messing up finalboss' thread

budaatum:
Seriously, Billyonaire! Is that you?

Seriously, you just woke?
Everyone else, except you, smelled, thousand miles away

InansBobo:

Now that is much better.
Nothing beats a great and beaming smile
and it looks good on you.

Smiling increases the face value.
As a matter of fact, it is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

InansBobo:
are you a comedian?

I am whatever is necessary good to be.

patogist:
Am a guy for crying out loud. And i am not possessed.

and you are, the hustle is real blogger,
with a fake ass tales by moonlight.

InansBobo:
two funny people above me

Ranchhoddas:
Wetin funny there?

You dey mind am.
His frowning is inconsequential.

He doesnt know it takes more muscles to frown than it takes to smile.

When there is a thousand and one reason to smile
why take 43 muscles to frown,
when it only takes 17 muscles to make a smile
and let the other 26 muscles relax

donnie:
So do away with it Asap

Do I blame you? Ignorance is your problem.

1Cor 13:1 "Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, ..."

The donkey spoke tongues of men on that occasion.
When we speak in unknown tongues, we speak tongues of angels.
Besides, we are not donkeys; we're the seed of Abraham to whom have been given all things.

The Lord said, " ...open your mouth wide, and I will fill it. Psalms 81:10

We obeyed and he filled our mouths with heavenly tongues. Hallelujah! And that's a miracle.

It doesn't have to be spectacular to be supernatural. It doesn't have to delay. God is more willing to give than we're willing to receive.

Luke 11:13 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children: how much more shall your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to them that ask him?

Isaiah 28:11-12 For with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak to this people. To whom he said, This is the rest wherewith ye may cause the weary to rest; and this is the refreshing: yet they would not hear.

donnie & jesusjnr, come now, and let us reason together
1/ Are you saying when we speak in unknown tongues, we speak tongues of angels?
2/ If yes, where and how did you get this pretty wrong idea from?
3/ To what purpose, and/or what's the reason for the need of speaking tongues of angels ?
4/ Why do tongues of angels have to be audible?
5/ Why have angels always communicated to man in human languages and never in tongues of angels?

theoriginalgood:
How can we know when Christ is coming back?
Isn’t there any who is contact with him?

Ihedinobi3:
Your link appears to be making a prophecy and also teaching a doctrine.
I generally don't concern myself with either (that is, I don't comment on prophecy and I avoid telling people what to teach
- although I must warn you to be careful what you teach
because the Lord Jesus does not take kindly to those who mislead or attempt to mislead His People)
so I'm afraid I cannot respond to the link.

As to your questions here, we can have some idea of when the Lord will return from diligently studying the Bible.
There is considerable information in the Bible
that can help any believer work out an approximate period when the Lord may be expected.
Of course, as the Lord told us, the exact Day and Hour of His return has not been told to anyone.
Only God (Father, Son and Holy Spirit) know when that will be.
But year and time of year may be worked out from the information in the Bible.
As for making contact with the Lord, that is what we have the Holy Spirit, prayer and the Bible for.
He is always with us. So we are in constant touch with Him.

"No one knows about that day or hour,
not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,
but only the Father."
- Matthew 24:36

"Jesus replied,
“It is not for you to know times or seasons that the Father has fixed by His own authority."
- Acts 1:7

Befitting response post and I completely concur with it.

Originakalokalo:
Don't bother yourself about the holy spirit for now.

He has nothing to do with you......

You are a carnal man who cannot understand spiritual matters.

There is no point explaining spiritual matters to you.

What you need now is repentance..

frank317:
The Holyspirit spirit is one of the greatest fraud in Christianity

You are eligible to be nominated for the greatest fraud that ever lived award, if you cant submit what is fradulent about Holy Spirit.

tintingz:
You are a troll.
Kindly fûck off, thank you.

Typical response from a bully caught with hand in the cookie jar. Bwahahaha ha.
Why not take a cue yourself, from your piece of "kindly fûck off, thank you" advice

tintingz:
Where did I appeal to ignorance?

When is your birthday?
Remind me to get you a dictionary as a birthday gift.

tintingz:
Trolling.

You are not just ignorant,
you are also that mixed up, you're confusing yourself to be me

tintingz:
Oh my godlessness.

Can you fûckn mention where I appeal to ignorance?

Slipping into obscenities is a dead giveaway that you have
What a learner.
Doesnt even know what ad ignorantiam is

tintingz:
Kindly stop trolling.

And you kindly stop being a bully