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Christianity Etc › Re: Do Demonic Spirits Incarnate As Human Beings On Earth? by MuttleyLaff:
SisterFire:
you are always talking out of point grow up
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Explain yourself please how on this thread exactly have I talked out of point.
In the absence of you explaining, then apologise for your impudence and retract your puerile toxic comment. Thank you
Christianity Etc › Re: Kenneth Copeland Laughs Off News Report That Joe Biden Is The 46th US President by MuttleyLaff: 5:30am On Nov 10, 2020
Image123:
There's nothing spiritual in the action, he is only making a mockery of the Christian faith. God didn't send him all this.
Quite a lot of many other things God didnt send him and the others in their WoF clique
Christianity Etc › Re: Faith Leaders Remind Believers That God Is In Control After Election Results by MuttleyLaff: 5:21am On Nov 10, 2020
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12643787_forbiden_jpegfffefa2a04d048fe63fdbcba9dc36bce
Why can't Trump return to the White House anymore?
It is because its For Biden (i.e. forbidden)
It's as simple as that
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Demonic Spirits Incarnate As Human Beings On Earth? by MuttleyLaff:
Preciousgirl:
1 Timothy 3:16 says God was manifested in the flesh.

We know that, Satan counterfeits the works of God, typical example was when Moses rod turned to a serpent and Pharoahs diviners also had their staffs turn to serpents as well

My Question: Do satanic spirits also take up flesh and get born as children? Those that go to false prophets and fetish priests for children, are those children real children from God?

Thanks
1/ How did God manifest in the flesh?
2/ Why is God capable of incarnation (i.e. manifest in the human being body flesh)

Demonic spirits do not incarnate as human beings on earth. It is impossicant. It is doubly absurd and frankly just simple impossible to think that demonic spirits incarnate as human beings on earth.

Satanic spirits are incapable of taking up flesh to get born as children. The only legal and legitimate bodies authorised to take up human body flesh are those that come through the door, hence why the Son of Man came through the door too.

Those that go to false prophets and fetish priests for children, obtain real children from God, that have been intercepted for the sole purpose of becoming possessed and/or influenced by these satanic spirits.

The bible never supports anywhere in it, that demonic spirits ever can create a foetus or incarnate as human beings on earth. Just hope that you or anyone else for that matter, dont try bringing up Genesis 6:2-4 or Jude 1:6-7, lmso, as ammunition.

Image123:
No, evil spirits don't have such ability or capacity or permission. All souls belong to God. Satan cannot create any baby. However, he can possess a child same way he possesses an animal or non living idols like trees, clothes, gifts etc.
On meeting fetish and false prophets for children. It's possible. Satan cannot produce anything good.

However, note that as he stole earth, authority, riches and power from man. He also steals answers to prayers from people. Many people's wealth, blessings and children have been hijacked by the devil. He can then give people as "gifts". But he didn't create them. Hope this is better understood?
"And the devil said to Him, "I will give You all this domain and its glory;
for it has been handed over to me, and I give it to whomever I wish
(i.e. for it has been relinquished to me, and I can give it to anyone I wish
it has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to)
"
- Luke 4:6
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Donald Trump Still The Last Trump Or Shall We Wait For Another? by MuttleyLaff: 4:29am On Nov 10, 2020
Goshen360:
Let me give a clear example of spiritualizing a text AS INTERPRETATION instead of interpretation which the end result is SPIRITUAL.

When I was growing in a church I got born again, there's this big so called respected and anointed man of God he preached from Isaiah 6 v 1

In the year that king Uzziah died, I saw the Lord....

He "spiritualized" Uzziah in his interpretation to mean an enemy that is king over your life, meaning in order for you to see the Lord manifest in your life, your king Uzziah must die, etc

We grew up and swallowed such teaching because we didn't know better. That's what I mean "spiritualizing" the text.

On the the other hand, interpretation of text as it is with the intent of the author that the end result of it is spiritual is an example like this

You must be born again....

So when we understand what he explained to be born again, the interpretation doesn't mean 2 things it means just one thing and the result of the interpretation is SPIRITUAL without us "spiritualizing" the text.
I am sure you know that when describing a word(s), like "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing" in writing, one should use different words in the description, instead of repeating "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing" and doing a circular definition/description with what the word(s) "spiritual, spiritualized and/or spiritualizing" means

Goshen360:
I hope my point is clear
Your point already from the beginning is/was clear, but what I needed both you do because you both seemed to want to wear out the word "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing", is to explain, in a manner that, an 8-year old would understand, what the word(s) "spiritual, spiritualized and/or spiritualizing" means.

Thank you in advance for breaking the word "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing" down, putting the "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing" milk, in baby bottle(s), lmso and for not abdicating the responsibility of providing what "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing" that is loosely used by both of you, means.
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Really Know The Future? by MuttleyLaff:
Blabbermouth:
MuttleyLaff, your guinea pig experiment died even before it began grin.
#Memories
"Asa nba ẹyẹle seere, ẹyẹle nyọ" loosely translated means "The hawk plays with dove, the dove dances, totally oblivious that its dancing, the dance of death"

The prey, living on borrowed time, comes calling and pestering the Grim Reaper even with the Grim Reaper having stayed aloof and sitting still.
Lions tend to kill prey their own size and so it is a callous thing to do, to prey on a very small and strong vulnerable like you. I don't want it on my conscience, that you fell foul of the guinea pig experiment and died, from incorrectly trying to exercise your free will gift

I've had your balls in a grasp, right before the idea of the guinea pig experiment, all I have to do is squeeze my hand, and you'll get more than wincing to bargain for, so just shut the fup, be glad, happy and thankful that I put a loaded pistol to your head but didn't pull nor squeeze the trigger
#ReprieveDefermentAdjournment
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Really Know The Future? by MuttleyLaff:
AvsGot007:
SEEKING THE TRUTH AND KNOWLEDGE OF THIS WORLD!
"Getting wisdom is the most important thing you can do or get.
Whatever else you get, get insight
(i.e. with all thy getting, get understanding, intelligence, and/or develop good judgment)
"
- Proverbs 4:7

Truth is always strange. Stranger than fiction.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom, is knowing, understanding and good judgment, not to put it, the tomato, in a fruit bowl or fruit salad. Wisdom comes from wise thinking, good information/knowledge processing, and then good judgement

Seeking the truth and knowledge of this world? What truth? Why seeking knowledge of this world and not knowledge of God, the Creator of this world?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Donald Trump Still The Last Trump Or Shall We Wait For Another? by MuttleyLaff: 10:26pm On Nov 09, 2020
Chosen1984:
The Problem with you and those like you, is that you use the Physical to interpret the Spirtual!!
GOD ALMIGHTY, our Father in Heaven is a Spirit! Those that worship and Serve need to do it in Spirt and in Truth!
You Could pick up a passage in the Bible today and read and get an insight ! You could pick up the same passage some other day and get total new inspiration and Insight! That's because it's the Word of God. You Cannot Box the Word of GOD.

If you read my words with understanding and insight , you won't say what you said because I didn't say the Bible said Trump is the Last Trump! That was a an insight I A Personally got !

My Insight may not be it! My insight may be it!
That's For us to see...

GOD gives Signs and Insights everyday!
If you Have Followed my Summation, you would different sides but one Foundation which is JESUS..

If you had seen what By the Grace of God I put out on the American being the Great Babylon in the book of Revelation , you would see slight differences but one Foundation...

Atimes most of the things I put out is not really from me! I put them out as I am inspired to do..

One thing I know from my little walk with GOD which I have said for a very long time is President Trump Presidency is a kind of Mercy Period For the USA and the World at Large..

If Trump is not re-elected and the Church is still here on Earth, then the World would have a some feel of GOD'S Wrath!

I Believe the Rapture is so Close! I Believe that so much!

What is Most Important is not speaking Grammar saying Context this and Context that!

Your Context and all that could be Wrong!

Prayerfully read the Word and ask God for Understanding..

The Bible is Powerful! Much more than what we know!
Goshen360:
Young man, the Bible does not mean today what it does not mean when it was first written. All this your insight this and insight that will keep distorting the text and its original meaning
Chosen1984:
You are Neither here nor there!
You seem Confused !
Suit yourself !
I don't have that time.
Goshen360:
I was once like you brother spiritualizing the text. Bible text are not meant to b spiritualized but interpretation contextually and the end result of that interpretation is SPIRITUAL.

If you can't understand this ABC of Bible interpretation then I don't know what else to tell you. It can not mean anything else other than what the author intended it to mean.
I have on both the brethren Goshen360 and Chosen1984 posts featured on this thread, put like stamps based on their merit, correctness and funniness, so its not like as if I can be accused of taking anyone's side here, lmso.

Now what I like both you do do because you both seemed to want to wear out the word "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing" , is to explain in a manner that a 8 year old would understand what does the word "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing" means.

Thank you in advance for breaking "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing" down and putting the "spiritual/spiritualized/spiritualizing" milk in baby bottle(s), lmso
Christianity Etc › Re: Tb by MuttleyLaff: 9:38pm On Nov 09, 2020
Politics › Re: DJ Switch To Canadian Parliament: How Soldiers Shot At Us At Lekki Toll Gate by MuttleyLaff:
deebrain:
First the army said no soldier was there.

Then they said soldiers came there long after the said event of the Lekki shooting.

Then they said they were there and they actually shot, but it was with blank bullets...


May the evil doer never go unpunished.
marod:
The Army never denied being at the toll gate. Please show us where they said no soldier was there.
Nigerian Army denies involvement in Lekki Toll Gate shooting
Wednesday, October 21, 2020 4:56 am | Nigeria News

https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/10/21/nigerian-army-denies-involvement-in-lekki-toll-gate-shooting/

Christianity Etc › Re: Tb by MuttleyLaff: 7:37pm On Nov 09, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Donald Trump Still The Last Trump Or Shall We Wait For Another? by MuttleyLaff: 7:36pm On Nov 09, 2020
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12643787_forbiden_jpegfffefa2a04d048fe63fdbcba9dc36bce
Why can't Trump return to the White House anymore?
It is because its For Biden (i.e. forbidden)
It's as simple as that
Christianity Etc › Re: Hope For Trump. Remember The Prophecies Of Late Kim Clement by MuttleyLaff: 7:33pm On Nov 09, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Tb by MuttleyLaff: 7:31pm On Nov 09, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Natural Law And Homosexuality. by MuttleyLaff:
elated177:
Samson thought he was loved by Delilah.
Deceit is no a fruit of the Spirit

God does not have any problem with two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that has no detriment to another person, no betrayal of another person, or no cheating on another person, and not harmful to an object or neighbour. What was and is an anathema to God is sexual promiscuity, having multiple sexual partners, orgastic temple rites, temple prositutions, infidelity, sexual sacrifices with the belief that it brings about divine favour, blessings and/or a new and higher level of spirituality, sexual fertility rites, deceit, treachery, fake love, lmso et cetera

elated177:
1 Cor 6:9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.


No follower of Yahushua the Messiah should ever support or approve of homosexuality.
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Are you 2 Timothy 2:15 absolutely sure you have done the due diligence contextual and etymological study of, like for example, the words translated from Greek to the following English words: "effeminate," "idolaters," "fornicators" and "adulterers" in 1 Corinthians 6:9, that in their present representation do not communicate Apostle Paul's original import nor convey the explicit meaning of the Greek original words, hmm?

Why dont you know, understand and realise that the words translated from Greek to the following English words: "effeminate," "idolaters," "fornicators" and "adulterers" in 1 Corinthians 6:9, do not convey Apostle Paul's original import nor the explicit meaning of the Greek original words, hmm?

If monogamous committed romantic heterosexual relationship, ever is supported or approved of by follower of Yahushua the Messiah, then follower of Yahushua the Messiah equally won't ever baulk at supporting or approving of others' monogamous committed romantic homosexuality relationships
Christianity Etc › Re: Simpsons Predict Apocalypse (Pestilence, Famine, War) With 2020 U.S. Elections by MuttleyLaff:
Chosen1984:
Donnie my Brother! I love your Ways but unfortunately there are things you have to also submit to!

You need to Submit to JESUS as your Lord and Savior! Leave all these your who is white and black Jesus or Isreal. All that are irrelevant..

What any wise Human needs now is not Simpsons predictions! The Bible has it all!

We are in the Last of the Last days..
The Word of GOD be broken!
The Word of GOD cannot lie!

A day is Coming Millions all over the World will Suddenly Vanish to Meet JESUS in the air..

It's not Everything we argue about! We Just need to Submit to GOD'S Word..

I Love you with the Love of GOD Brother but JESUS Loves you Most..
Chosen1984:
grin grin My Brother, this your white/black talks is the funniest thing I have heard since I became Saved..

My Brother, that talk has nothing to do with you or me..

Let's leave all these unnecessary Nonessentials talks and Focus on what Matters!
What Matters is JESUS!

Whatever you Claim or say you are , If you Miss or Misrepresent JESUS, you Have Missed it..

Even the Isrealites you talk about Must Submit to JESUS Christ they are Saved in the times of Jacob's Trouble!
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Yahshua Ha Mashiach aka Jesus Christ according to his concocted image, is a black face black skinned man
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff:
sonmvayina:
Satan simply means an adversary..in the last election Atiku was Satan to buhari...only humans have adversary. Not the creator of heaven and earth..There is nothing created that the creator can't control ..to think so is a big insult...

The romans and Greeks created a Satan a dual opposite of the creator as a mockery to Him just as Daniel prophesied in 9:25, They are leading mankind to rebel against their creator..

So sad.
"6One day the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan also came with them.
7“Where have you come from?” said the LORD to Satan.
“From roaming through the earth,” he replied, “and walking back and forth in it.
”
- Job 1:6-7

"1On another day the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD,
and Satan also came with them to present himself before Him.
2“Where have you come from?” said the LORD to Satan.
“From roaming through the earth,” he replied, “and walking back and forth in it.”
”
- Job 2:1-2

1/ Did the Romans and Greeks also create the Satan in Old Testament book of Job, hmm?
2/ Did God control or not control Satan in Job 1:12, huh?

Indaboski007:
When people understand the Bible the better.

We are all here to understand duality. Good and evil are just different poles

Without evil there won't be good.

There is nothing like Satan like someone said it's just an adversary meaning an opposer.
"And the devil (i.e. Satan) who deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone,
where [are] both the beast and the false prophet;
and they shall be tormented day and night for the ages of ages.
"
- Revelation 20:10

Satan got you exactly where Satan needs and/or wants you, lmso, which is convincing you that there is nothing like Satan or that Satan doesnt exist
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff: 10:12pm On Nov 08, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff: 9:02pm On Nov 08, 2020
ThePlainTruth:
@MuttleyLaff
You are something else if not how is my analogy using Ifa you mentioned deceitful?
You selectively zeroed on the Odu Ifa part, when I you fully know that I deliberately typed the Odu Ifa part, in conjunction with Quran, Shakespeare and added et cetera

ThePlainTruth:
Ask yourself why the Jews do not use the Bible we have today even though Jesus was a Jew?
What your problem mehn. What part dont you understand of the Old Testament is the New Testament concealed and the New Testament is the Old Testament revealed? What part in they complement each other, refuse to acknowledge both at your peril, is what I say to anyone kicking against either or both, dont you understand, hmm?

ThePlainTruth:
These are the Jewish Scriptures the follow and not the Bible we have today
The Tanakh, largely identical to the Christian Old Testament, is the foundational scripture of Judaism. It consists of the Torah (“Teaching”)—the Five Books of Moses: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy, the Nevi’im (“Prophets”), and the Ketuvim (“Writings”). Judaism’s second central text is the Talmud, which is a record of discussions among leading ancient rabbis on Jewish law, ethics, customs, and history. The Talmud is made up of the Mishnah—the first written compilation of Jewish oral traditions, known as the “Oral Torah”—and the Gemara—commentary on the Mishnah. Most Jewish denominations place equal value on the Tanakh and Talmud, though Reform Judaism downplays the latter. While the Tanakh and Talmud are the principal sources of textual authority, Judaism’s vast compendium of rabbinic literature includes other sources of wisdom and guidance such as midrash, a form of biblical exegesis that incorporates elements of Jewish tradition and legend.
Source: https://berkleycenter.georgetown.edu/essays/jewish-scripture
Scroll up and actually go to page 3 to see where I have shared all the above and all
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff: 7:58pm On Nov 08, 2020
ThePlainTruth, please stop being deceitful and pulling a contextomy when you know that what I typed was:
"I often quote from some of the 256 Odu Ifa, I often quote from the Quran, even quote from Shakespeare, of course I quote from et cetera,"

Fyi, the Old Testament is the New Testament concealed and the New Testament is the Old Testament revealed. They complement each other, refuse to acknowledge both at your peril, is what I say to anyone kicking against either or both.

Define wisdom, lmso. You don't know the meaning of the word you cheaply and disrespectfully are using. KMFT.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff: 6:27pm On Nov 08, 2020
Blabbermouth:
MuttleyLaff's got clamped by the bot.
How about an extra time in your spiritual cleansing and maintenance hiatus?
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This is my last comment on this thread.
Its more palaver than its worth. I have shared enough as it is with ThePlainTruth on the thread.
Someone who is wise heeds a warning or a piece of advice, even if it is very brief.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff: 6:00pm On Nov 08, 2020
ThePlainTruth:
Only the New Testament in the Bible was not in the Scriptures they had during the time of Jesus so we should expect all the scriptures before the New Testament to be in the Bible we have today, which leads to my second question. So where did Jude read or hear the prophecy of Enoch from?
ThePlainTruth scroll up to read about how I already addressed your curiosity of Apostle Jude and Apostle Peter aka Petros or originally as Shimon or Simon before him read about the fabricated stories of a fake and imagined Enoch.

ThePlainTruth:
From your answer are you implying that Jude quoted Enoch for the same reason you gave:  "I often quote from some of the 256 Odu Ifa, I often quote from the Quran, even quote from Shakespeare, of course I quote from et cetera, lmso, but it doesnt mean I quoting from any of them sources, means they are absolute truths. I could be quoting from them as a counter reply, could be quoting from them to debunk the usual rubbish in some of them, lmso, could be quoting them, in course of having a meaningful, matured minds lively discussion et cetera."
Hole in one. I am proud with the way you got it right the first time, lmso. Often I need to labour to make this post obvious for some, lmso

Have you ever contextually read 2 Peter 2:4 and Jude 1:6, at all, hmm? Why not start from right now, by contextually reading 2 Peter 2:4, from 2 Peter 2:1 and contextually reading Jude 1:6, from jude 1:4 onwards, erhn?

Do you know where 2 Peter 2:4 and Jude 1:6 were quoted from by Apostle Peter first, before Apostle Jude, followed suit to repeat all Apostle Peter earlier wrote, by confirming that what Apostle Peter wrote about is actually happening in their midst, hmm?

Do you notice, that the source or origin of 2 Peter 2:4 and Jude 1:6 is not mentioned, but those in the know, whom the scathing warnings of Apostles Peter and Jude are addressed to, without mentioning the name of the book, 2 Peter 2:4 and Jude 1:6 is referenced from, know which book is being referenced, hmm?

My friend, nothing is more damaging to a learning truth, than a learned old error. Remember that, growth comes by pruning, or be like, a tree ThePlainTruth, let the dead leaves drop. Take to your advice, be humble, come down from your high horse.


Mrcaregiver:
The book of Enoch among many other books were not Included in the bible eventhough it presented important stories and events about the fallen angels, how they taught people about some hidden knowledge etc

I'm just being curious here as to why it wasn't included In the books of the bible
Why was it forbidden?
kalufelix:
The bible was censored for consumer protection...the excluded books aren't particularly forbidden they are just not very suitable for regular users..
Mrcaregiver:
Hmmmm...
Any proof to buttress the point that "they are just not suitable for regular users"...



MuttleyLaff:
"The book of Enoch writing are referenced in the Bible by Peter and Jude not as a form of endorsing it but actually the mentioned parts of the book of Enoch in their letters was done to demystify to stories of angels impregnating human beings myths and stories that were going the rounds in and around that time.

Jude and Peter scolded people believing this story and even charged them of slandering the angels, further saying even fellow angels wouldn't think of slandering angels of what they are accused of.

I too, aside the good book, read the bad and ugly books, but that Book of Enoch, is one nasty piece of work, that you literally do a SMH every now and then, when reading it. No wonder, Paul too, aside Jude and Peter, warned against all these Jewish myths like including this one, doing the rounds back then and still does today.
"
- Re: Who Said Angels Don't Have Sexual Feelings? by MuttleyLaff: 1:04pm On Feb 16 2019

"... It is true you believe that The Book Of Enoch was written by Enoch, the one who was seven generations from Adam? You want the Book of Enoch to be true so bad but its not and you cant get over that..."
- Re: Witchcraft And Homosexuality Are Like A Set Of Twin by MuttleyLaff: 7:18am On May 02 2019

You'll retch up if you read the book. I honestly didn't want to gate crash or pooh pooh the Book of Enoch party going on here. I was enjoying reading all the five-star ratings given by the various very enthusiastic and/or passionate lovers of the book.

It might not be demonic but it certainly is a disgracefully bad and unpleasant work of fiction, that immediately gives one a feeling of embarrassment and awkwardness when reading the book and others in same category as it is.

It is one of those non-canonical book and rightly so it should be a non-canonical book because it is a falsely attributed book of Enoch. There is no existing, real or genuine book of Enoch. All thats out there are frauds

"Don't pay any attention to any of those senseless Jewish stories and human commands (i.e. shouldn't pay attention to Jewish myths or fables)
These are made up by people who won't obey the truth.
"
- Titus 1:14

Nobi today yansh, don tay, for fowl back. Senseless Jewish stories, Jewish myths and/or Jewish fables, have been around, and they revolved around fantasies, that goes, as far back or as early as Genesis 6, culminating in slanderous claims with angels roped in and so there, why in Titus 1:14 above, Paul was advising Timothy, to sternly correct believers on these senseless Jewish stories, Jewish myths and/or Jewish fables.

Jude, parroting Peter, mentioning a section of the book of Enoch at verse 14, wasn't as a form of endorsement, but rather he was debunking a myth and at same time, lambasting those who believe the senseless Jewish stories, Jewish myths and/or Jewish fables. Read Jude contextually to get a proper handle of this and make sure you read Jude contextually without the mistranslated parts.

"It is because you are a confirmed and bonafide bible illiterate, you are way behind and dont measure up to 2 Timothy 2:15 in any shape or form, is why you think I am full of inconsistencies. If you are asked to state what and where I am alledged to be inconsistent, you will begin to stammer and be chomping teeth

You avoid answering questions because you know you will be pinned down and get being exposed. It is as simple as that. You are nothing than a paper tiger, huffing and puffing. I have and easily eat people like you with breakfast

Would you believe it that this guy believes that The Book Of Enoch was written by Enoch, the one who was seven generations from Adam? You want the Book of Enoch to be true so bad but its not and you cant get over that, so refuse to answer the question and resort to introducing some unrelated, unconnected and totally different homosexuality subject

Do you also believe in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas too? Another Gnostic book? I was just about bringing the bird out of the pocket and havent even started proper questioning you about the Book of Enoch before you developed cold feet, cat got your tongue and so clamping up.

- Re: Witchcraft And Homosexuality Are Like A Set Of Twin. by MuttleyLaff: 9:51pm On Apr 28 2019

[color=#000000]Let me remind you, of one of the many fascinating and interesting narratives, that you read in the Book of Enoch[/color]

"1And after some days my son Methuselah took a wife for his son Lamech, and she became pregnant by him and bore a son.
2. And his body was white as snow and red as the blooming of a rose, and the hair of his head and his long locks were white as wool, and his eyes beautiful. And when he opened his eyes, he lighted up the whole house like the sun, and the whole house was very bright.
3. And thereupon he arose in the hands of the midwife, opened his mouth, and conversed with the Lord of righteousness.
4. And his father Lamech was afraid of him and fled, and came to his father Methuselah.
5. And he said unto him: 'I have begotten a strange son, diverse from and unlike man, and resembling the sons of the God of heaven; and his nature is different and he is not like us, and his eyes are as the rays of the sun, and his countenance is glorious.
6. And it seems to me that he is not sprung from me but from the angels, and I fear that in his days a wonder may be wrought on the earth.
7. And now, my father, I am here to petition thee and implore thee that thou mayest go to Enoch, our father, and learn from him the truth, for his dwelling-place is amongst the angels.'
8. And when Methuselah heard the words of his son, he came to me to the ends of the earth; for he had heard that I was there, and he cried aloud, and I heard his voice and I came to him. And 1 said unto him: 'Behold, here am I, my son, wherefore hast thou come to me?'
9. And he answered and said: 'Because of a great cause of anxiety have I come to thee, and because of a disturbing vision have I approached.
10. And now, my father, hear me: unto Lamech my son there hath been born a son, the like of whom there is none, and his nature is not like man's nature, and the colour of his body is whiter than snow and redder than the bloom of a rose, and the hair of his head is whiter than white wool, and his eyes are like the rays of the sun, and he opened his eyes and thereupon lighted up the whole house.
11. And he arose in the hands of the midwife, and opened his mouth and blessed the Lord of heaven.
12. And his father Lamech became afraid and fled to me, and did not believe that he was sprung from him, but that he was in the likeness of the angels of heaven; and behold I have come to thee that thou mayest make known to me the truth.'
13. And I, Enoch, answered and said unto him: 'The Lord will do a new thing on the earth, and this I have already seen in a vision, and make known to thee that in the generation of my father Jared some of the angels of heaven transgressed the word of the Lord.
14. And behold they commit sin and transgress the law, and have united themselves with women and commit sin with them, and have married some of them, and have begot children by them.
15. Yea, there shall come a great destruction over the whole earth, and there shall be a deluge and a great destruction for one year.
16. And this son who has been born unto you shall be left on the earth, and his three children shall be saved with him: when all mankind that are on the earth shall die [he and his sons shall be saved].
17. And they shall produce on the earth giants not according to the spirit, but according to the flesh, and there shall be a great punishment on the earth, and the earth shall be cleansed from all impurity.
18. And now make known to thy son Lamech that he who has been born is in truth his son, and call his name Noah; for he shall be left to you, and he and his sons shall be saved from the destruction, which shall come upon the earth on account of all the sin and all the unrighteousness, which shall be consummated on the earth in his days.
19. And after that there shall be still more unrighteousness than that which was first consummated on the earth; for I know the mysteries of the holy ones; for He, the Lord, has showed me and informed me, and I have read (them) in the heavenly tablets.
- Book of Enoch 106:1-19
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- Re: Witchcraft And Homosexuality Are Like A Set Of Twin. by MuttleyLaff: 9:51pm On Apr 28 2019

The book of Enoch and other variants of it, are best flushed down the toilet, where they belong. If you start, you won't last five minutes into reading the book, before you'll shove it away, from finding the content, being ludicrous and a waste of even idle time.
ThePlainTruth, don't allow anyone to deceive and mislead you. The Book of Enoch is a perfected work and good art of reverse engineering. You can take this info to the bank.

As for the BoE, Book of Enoch, it wont make me comfortable, to wipe my bum with it, but I sure, wouldnt hesistate using it, in the absence of readily available toilet tissue paper.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff: 4:01pm On Nov 08, 2020
ThePlainTruth:
@Dtruthspeaker
You should ask yourself these questions:

1. Which Scriptures did Jesus read from was it the Bible we have today which have had some books removed just within 200 years?
2. Jude quoted Enoch: (Jude 14-15) "It was also about these men that Enoch, in the seventh generation from Adam, prophesied, saying, “Behold, the Lord came with many thousands of His holy ones, 15 to execute judgment upon all." Where did Jude read or hear this prophesy of Enoch from?
MuttleyLaff:
I often quote from some of the 256 Odu Ifa, I often quote from the Quran, even quote from Shakespeare, of course I quote from et cetera, lmso, but it doesnt mean I quoting from any of them sources, means they are absolute truths. I could be quoting from them as a counter reply, could be quoting from them to debunk the usual rubbish in some of them, lmso, could be quoting them, in course of having a meaningful, matured minds lively discussion et cetera.
ThePlainTruth:
@MuttleyLaff
Please explain how your answer below relates to my questions which relates directly to the Bible.
Please be informed that the BoE is a hoax and that Apostle Jude rightly quoted from it, but he was quoting it to an audience familiar with the book.

Listen grab a chair and sit down before reading whats going next, lmso.

All scripture are God inspired. All "many versions to a story" are not God inspired. All apocrypha and pseudepigrapha books, now this is especially talking of your beloved "adult scriptures" BoE (i.e. the Book of Enoch,) for a very strong reason, didn't make it into the 66 canon, my dear new friend ThePlainTruth.

Now, here is the point, my dear new friend ThePlainTruth, and let me clear you on whats going on here with all those apocrypha and pseudepigrapha books, like your beloved BoE (i.e. the Book of Enoch) that you are besotted with, Jubilees, BoJ (i.e. the Book of Jasher,) Book of A&E (i.e. the Book of Adam and Eve,) Book of Noah et cetera

The reason why all those apocrypha and pseudepigrapha books, like BoE, Jubilees, BoJ, Book of A&E, Book of Noah etcetera never and didnt make it into the 66 canon was because they are fake news. In fact, it was in the first century books, soon after Jesus' death, that these books started being authored and as I earlier advanced, they never were God inspired.

Now, the "The Book of Enoch", which there are three versions of it, is a perfected work and good art, of, reverse engineering. The Book of Jasher, lmao, the other half of the BoE, twins spawn of Satan, that's paraded about, is not the original one mentioned in the Bible, not the one mentioned in verses like Joshua 10:13 and 2 Samuel 1:18. The original BoJ (i.e. the Book of Jasher) is lost, missing AWOL. The paraded one, is a hoax, it along with the other apocrypha and pseudepigrapha books, are inflated works of the imagination. They all and/or each, are literary works of fantasy, with not likely to be true or to have happened improbable things put into them.

My dear new friend ThePlainTruth, it is because these books, are not in fact, what they write to be, is why they aren't in the 66 books that make up the Protestant Bible. There are no authenticities, in any of the apocrypha and pseudepigrapha books, including your favourite in this matter, the BoE (i.e. the Book of Enoch)

Now, I expect some heavyweight person, like you, to why not read apocrypha and pseudepigrapha books, but to also, have the good sense of able to separate the wheat from the chaff, when reading them books and not as some gullible person normally wouldn't do and so thereby get taken in by the books, hook, line, sinker and all without any consideration to 2 Timothy 2:15

It is true Apostle Peter, and even Jude too sef, made deliberate reference to the Book of Enoch. They did, they both did when drawing attention to false teachings and slanders permeating the body of the early believers, brought about from the developing craze then, of reading those apocrypha and pseudepigrapha books.

Apostle Peter, in his letter, first warned the early biblical believers against the dangers of false teachers and their false teachings preying on gullible believers, then Jude in his letter, wrote saying what Apostle Peter earlier wrote about and warned against, has just happened.

I have shared this above that Apostle Jude made reference to Jude because he was debunking the rubbish in the book that the young early believers were getting sucked into. The deja poo has surfaced with you now evangelising for the book, lmso
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff: 3:33pm On Nov 08, 2020
ThePlainTruth:
@Dtruthspeaker
You should ask yourself these questions:

1. Which Bible did Jesus read from was it from the Bible we have today which have had some books removed just within 200 years?
"Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you.
This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets.
"
- Matthew 7:12

The Bible, as in the vetted and canon form that we know it now, was not in existent during Yahshua Ha Mashiach aka Jesus Christ physical sojourn on earth.

What Yahshua Ha Mashiach aka Jesus Christ read and quoted from were books on the law and the prophets

ThePlainTruth:
2. Jude quoted Enoch: (Jude 14-15) "It was also about these men that Enoch, in the seventh generation from Adam, prophesied, saying, “Behold, the Lord came with many thousands of His holy ones, 15 to execute judgment upon all." Where did Jude read or hear this prophesy of Enoch from
I often quote from some of the 256 Odu Ifa, I often quote from the Quran, even quote from Shakespeare, of course I quote from et cetera, lmso, but it doesnt mean I quoting from any of them sources, means they are absolute truths. I could be quoting from them as a counter reply, could be quoting from them to debunk the usual rubbish in some of them, lmso, could be quoting them, in course of having a meaningful, matured minds lively discussion et cetera.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff: 3:24pm On Nov 08, 2020
ThePlainTruth:
[s]@MuttleyLaff
You need to humble yourself and learn first before you can ask sensible questions, because as it stands now your mind has been too conditioned and you've been brainwashed by some of the children's stories you have been reading in the Bible.[/s]
Yinmu, be deceiving yourself there. You have no idea what the word humility and/or humble means. You are more puffed than a puff adder. Need I go on? Need I say more?

Only a charlatan, will say something in a way that lacks intelligence, like "... your mind has been too conditioned and you've been brainwashed by some of the children's stories you have been reading in the Bible" and even allow fear catch am to the point of being frightened from answering three easy peasy lemon squeezy, simple, innocent, harmless, point blank and straight forward questions or request. Mtcheew KMFT.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff: 2:44pm On Nov 08, 2020
ThePlainTruth:
@MuttleyLaff
You don't know the scriptures except the children's stories you have been reading that have conditioned your mind to make you feel you know all.
My friend, you should Bible 101 know that nobody is Omniscient All-Knowing except God

ThePlainTruth:
Anyway watch this space for more adult scriptures that if GOD willing will set your conditioned mind free.
Make sure you bring a ladder to climb out with for when you fall into the space you are looking into and watching, lmso.

Now out of curiosity, please give your answers to these three easy, simple, innocent, harmless, point blank and straight forward questions or request I earlier asked you, with a bonus question added:
1a/ What the best of your biblical understanding and knowledge, in one word, best encapsulates the essence of its meaning, what is religion that is pure, true and one that God finds no fault in or flaw with?
1b/ Whats the biblical distinction between religion and faith?
1c/ Please give me biblical instances backed up with scriptural verse(s) pertaining to what to the best of your understanding and knowledge are examples of religion and faith
2/ Give an inexhaustible numbered list examples of what this your so called "adult scriptures" sic is
Christianity Etc › Re: A Curious Look At Biden And Harris Election Text Code by MuttleyLaff: 2:25pm On Nov 08, 2020
CodeTemplar:
One thing is sure. They belong to a party that singles out Christianity out of all the 6000 religious options for special persecution.



MuttleyLaff:
If only more christians properly read their bibles there'd be less christians, and its true that remark
MuttleyLaff:
I feel no shame nor frustration in keep saying that, if only more christians read their bibles there'd be less christians even lesser christian pastors. KMFT. Mtcheew.
Christianity Etc › Re: OLAADEGBU The Trump Man Where Art Thou Thy Trumpet by MuttleyLaff: 1:52pm On Nov 08, 2020
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"Put not your trust in princes, presidents, nor in the son of man, (i.e. human beings) in whom there is no help"
- Psalms 146:3
Politics › Re: US Election: Davido, Peter Okoye, Fani-Kayode React To Joe Biden's 'Victory' by MuttleyLaff: 1:31pm On Nov 08, 2020
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12643787_forbiden_jpegfffefa2a04d048fe63fdbcba9dc36bce
Why can't Trump return to the White House anymore?
It is because its For Biden (i.e. forbidden)
It's as simple as that
Christianity Etc › Re: OLAADEGBU The Trump Man Where Art Thou Thy Trumpet by MuttleyLaff: 1:18pm On Nov 08, 2020
paxonel:
The bitter lesson to Christians.
Don't be in support of any man because he is a Christian, if he is a good man that should be enough reason to support him whether he is Christian or not.
Golan007:
But they knew Trump was no christian.



MuttleyLaff:
If only more christians properly read their bibles there'd be less christians, and its true that remark
MuttleyLaff:
I feel no shame nor frustration in keep saying that, if only more christians read their bibles there'd be less christians even lesser christian pastors. KMFT. Mtcheew.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does GOD Say About Donald Trump? ( Video) by MuttleyLaff: 12:48pm On Nov 08, 2020
Righteousness89:
This Piece is worth listening to for all..
It's a less than 6 Minutes video

h ttps://youtu.be/SoytIaWe8-0
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12643787_forbiden_jpegfffefa2a04d048fe63fdbcba9dc36bce
Why can't Trump return to the White House anymore?
It is because its For Biden (i.e. forbidden)
It's as simple as that
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did GOD Create Satan by MuttleyLaff:
Dtruthspeaker:
I understand your view and it is not my intention to disparage anyone but he, with his little knowledge, thought it a valid weapon, which it is for those who themselves do not know much, but not against me, for it only compells me to destroy it as a whole, for the purposes of these argument, at this particular time, as you have done above, in stating the Twin of the Law of The Rabbis;

"Take heed and beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees."
- Mathew 16:6
Of course brother, but no matter how little knowledgeable anyone is, it shouldn't be discounted anyway.

Obviously this other brother, ThePlainTruth, seems to gravitate towards apocrypha, pseudepigrapha and/or deuterocanonical books, and suspectedly even possibly dabbles into Midrash, thats used by the Pharisees to give short explanations of the Torah and the Talmud they use to give long, convoluted explanations of the Mishnah, that caused Yahshua a Mashiach aka Jesus Christ to always be at loggerheads with them over. I won't put pass him not going through the Gemara too, lmso. Well nothing wrong in reading or getting familiar with their content but just make sure you 2 Timothy 2:15 can safely walk unscathed through their valley of the shadow of death, (i.e. the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees) lmso is all I would say.

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