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Christianity Etc › Re: D by MuttleyLaff: 12:37pm On Jan 08, 2017

JesusPowers:
On the soul level, most of them on this board are yearning for some spiritual experience yet, going about it the wrong way.

The rest are strictly on a mission from the dark sides

Like getting misguided into Eastern religion spirituality,
messing with Damballah, by dabbling into chakra and all sorts

JesusPowers:
like the one you quoted

The god of Nairaland?

JesusPowers:
Save your energy

Dont have to save, as there's no strain on the energy.
It's our work o, SOFTWOOORKK!

JesusPowers:
young warrior.

This triggered a Joshua 14:10-12 flashback

Christianity Etc › Re: D by MuttleyLaff: 11:41am On Jan 08, 2017

Seun:
But do you agree that prayer does not work?

This is like saying, do you agree that requests do not work on Nairaland and/or with the god of Nairaland

Requests example can be like:
#1 I want the god of Nairaland to directly and personally by ''itself'', change my Nairaland ID password for me
#2 I want the god of Nairaland to let me recklessly post in the Islam forum uncontrolled
#3 I want the god of Nairaland to overrule or revoke the posting ban imposed on me by the Anti Spam bot
#4 I want the god of Nairaland to unhide all my posts auto-hidden by the frisky Antispam bot
#5 I am unregistered on Nairaland but I now want to start posting on threads
#6 I want a pink Nairaland page layout

If wishes were horses...
Simply praying for something is not sufficient to make it happen, especially when there is something amiss in and about the prayer request

Seun:
Would you accept the observation that the "thing greater than us", even if it exists, evidently doesn't answer prayers?

It's a no brainer, if you too, would accept the observation that the god of Nairaland greater than the mere Nairaland frequent visitor,
even if this god exists, evidently doesn't answer ~~ALL~~ requests?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 12:24pm On Jan 07, 2017*

Sarassin:
Surely you jest. This is just a good example of why you shouldn't make up doctrine on the fly.

https://i57.tinypic.com/34sp9j4.gif
You wish it's jesting and that it's made up on the fly doctrine.
You mistake stark truthfulness for doctrine.
Have I pissed on your parade. Sorry ooo.
but check the bible if there aren't ample evidences showing this

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Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 12:22pm On Jan 07, 2017*

Ranchhoddas:
This is probably one of the silliest posts I've read this year. Going to Eastern Nigeria is?

The bible is riddled with layered symbolisms and allegories
Is going to Eastern Nigeria, East of Eden? SMH.
Not shocked you uttered a rookie blurt like that
and not surprised that the taster went over your head

Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 9:45am On Jan 07, 2017

Sarassin:
The activation of your Chakras, if done properly would be the single most important event of your lifetimes. The key thing of course is doing it properly and the intent behind it. The question therefore is what is your intent behind seeking to open your Chakras?. Activating each Chakra corresponds to a specific ideal, activating all the Chakras in a specific order and manner will lead to the activation of the Pineal gland that sits right between the eyebrows which the ancients have described as the seat of the soul and more commonly known as the third eye, is that your ultimate aim? and if so why ?

It is ill advised to try to activate the Third Eye unless you have achieved an above average spiritual level, at a minimum the ability to purify ones' self is required, meditative practice should be strong, and the ability to work with energy is paramount. I say this because the buffeting one can experience from inadequate preparation can be debilitating and if done in the wrong order, energy blockages can manifest in different forms, it is best that you attempt this only under guidance. There are different ways of activating Chakras, I recommend only through the use of Mantras because it is slow, gradual incremental and safe, most of all those without clear intentions will invariably drop off or lose interest.

This is not to dissuade you, and it is good to seek knowledge, I wouldn’t worry about the doom mongers who know nothing about the process and talk of being “owned”, it might be worth pointing out that Eastern meditative practice had been set down in the Gita, Vedanta, Upanishads and Tantric practices long before early Jews cobbled their beliefs together.

All that matters is your intent.

Sarassin:
Rampa was laughable. It would have made him the only man in history to have successfully transmigrated his soul from one body to another….yet people believed him. Tibetan authorities disavowed any knowledge of the charlatan.

You should not equate Eastern religious spirituality and practices with the Rampa books,

Cutting to the chase, Adam and Eve were sent out to the East
so to go East, is tantamount to moving away from God

And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there
- Geneisis 11:2

Journeying from the East, is moving away, further from the garden of Eden.
Actually moving eastward, biblically signifies moving into wicked dabblings
and biblical history shows people travelling to the East end up either being in trouble or be the cause of trouble

¹Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in the days of Herod the king,
behold, there came wise men from the East to Jerusalem
²Saying, Where is he that is born King of the Jews?
for we have seen his star in the East, and are come to worship him
- Matthew 2: 1-2

Attracted by Jesus Christ, the Magi, the wise men retracing steps, travelled West from the East, moving back towards Eden & gravitated to God

Except like the Magi did in Matthew 2:1-2 above, any Eastern religious spirituality not acknowledging the supremacy of Christ, is a very bad idea
and any Eastern religious spirituality adherent unwisely not admitting, accepting, recognising, appreciating and confessing Jesus Christ is doomed.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 11:30pm On Jan 06, 2017

EVarn:
I guess the fear and terror that the disciples felt when they saw Jesus walking on water was due to the fact that they were devils?

The disciples feared because they first thought it was a spirit walking on water
but the later realisation that it is Jesus, allayed their fears

Talking about man being frightened or alarm, this is due to living in a multi-dimensional and/or inter-dimensional universe

Now, although not always, it usually, is the lower dimension being that is bound to get frightened, discomfit and/or uncomfortable
when paths of a lower dimension being and higher dimension being unexpectedly gets crossed
or when a lower dimension being unexpectedly encounters or meets a higher dimension being

Examples:
#1 Jesus and the 3,000 - 6,000 demons (i.e. legion in the demon possessed man)
- The demons getting frightened, discomfit and/or uncomfortable upon encountering Jesus
#2 Spirit walking on water and Peter
- Peter wrongly getting frightened, and so becoming discomfit and/or uncomfortable thinking he is about encountering a spirit

Normally the fright doesnt happen when and where beings are granted rights to overstep their jurisdictions
and so thereby, authorised to cross dimension boundary limits to perform or execute operations
or permited to see activities, as they unfold, in other dimensions than theirs

Another instance when fright doesnt happen,
is when a lower dimension being because of knowing its jurisdictonal rights or power
head on confronts a higher dimension being suspected of overstepping its boundaries

Examples:
#1 Elisha and his servant Gehazi ''opened eyes'' seeing the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire
- Gehazi wasnt frightened
#2 Joshua and the captain of the host of the LORD
- Joshua wasnt frightened, he approached and addressed the sword drawn in his hand higher dimension being boldly to justify why visibly present

Must add, higher dimension beings, usually will allay the fears of a not-that-acquainted-with lower dimension being with ''be not afraid or fear not'' etcetera icebreakers
Example:
Angel Gabriel when sent to Mary

EVarn:
....and when Peter, James and John cowered in great fear after beholding the tranfiguration of Christ (along with Moses and Elijah) on the mountain, that too was due to the presence of devils lurking around

No, they cowered in great fear,
not due to the presence of devils lurking around
but because a cloud formed and began to overshadowing them

Until the cloud came, they were perfectly comfortable and showed lack of worry over the presence of Moses and Elijah
It was the strange moving and enveloping cloud that spooked them

EVarn:
Oh my....we really need to contemplate the nature of the spiritual world

This seems to be dripping of volitive sarcasm.

Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 1:55pm On Jan 06, 2017

MizMyColi:
All I am saying is that there are some kind of spiritual practice you engage in and fear comes in...
Fear of the unknown, fear of what is on the other side

Yes, anything equal to what the witch of Endor practises will bring on frights or fears like those

MizMyColi:
A bad entity might pop in along the way to instill fear so as to prevent one from reaching the mark.

bad entity popping up is only trying to harass or intimidate you
but wants you're aware of your rights and know who you are in Christ, you call its bluff or show where the exit door is
because God For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.

MizMyColi:
Other times, the mind could be the one creating these scenarios to prevent you from entering a realm it cannot fully grasp

This situation usually happens only when the mind (i.e. a subset of the soul ) is not sound and not snug fit tapping into the spirit man

MizMyColi:
There is no love in fear and there is no fear in love.
Since God is love, he cannot inspire fearfulness

God, to his beloved, inspires fearfulness as in wonderment
and God, also to the twisted, inspires fearfulness as in dreadfulness, the horrendous etcetera

MizMyColi:
Still, that does not change a human being's propensity to feel fear

"I am leaving you with a gift
--peace of mind and heart.
And the peace I give is a gift the world cannot give.
So don't be troubled or afraid
- John 14:27

Someone on this thread said chakra gives peace. Pfft. SMH.
Caveat emptor, the peace Jesus gives, is a gift chakra cannot give

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Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 12:51pm On Jan 06, 2017

GoodMuyis:
whats the meaning of chakra in Nigerian language?

None that am aware of

GoodMuyis:
It sounds like food to me

Though it sounds like fried beans flour, it isnt that

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Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 12:51pm On Jan 06, 2017

shadeyinka:
Thank you for resounding the warning

You played your warning role well

shadeyinka:
It is far much easier to sell one self into slavery than to buy yourself out to freedom.
The excitement of seeing demons

... and a telling sign of misplaced priorities

shadeyinka:
and interacting with them is clouding the ultimate Price they are going to pay.
The question is, can they afford the price?

... what payment shall a man give to regain his soul again?
- Mark 8:37

Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 12:51pm On Jan 06, 2017

Ranchhoddas:
Can you prove this?

What's to prove.
Ignore me if I am missing your joke...
but the hint-proof is in the previously provided Luke 22:3, where somebody's soul became had or owned

And Jesus asked him, "What is your name?"
And he said, "Legion";
for many demons had entered him
- Luke 8:30

⁴³“When an impure spirit comes out of a person, it goes through arid places seeking rest and does not find it.
⁴⁴Then it says, ‘I will return to the house I left.’ When it arrives, it finds the house unoccupied, swept clean and put in order.
⁴⁵Then it goes and takes with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there.
And the final condition of that person is worse than the first.
That is how it will be with this wicked generation.”
- Matthew 12:43-45

²⁴"When an unclean spirit comes out of a person, it goes through dry places looking for a place to rest.
But it doesn't find any. Then it says, 'I'll go back to the home I left.'
²⁵When it comes, it finds the house swept clean and in order.
²⁶Then the spirit goes and brings along seven other spirits more evil than itself.
They enter and take up permanent residence there.
In the end the condition of that person is worse than it was before."
- Luke 11:24-26

Luke 8:30, Matthew 12:43-45 and Luke 11:24-26 above are some other proofs

For the stubborn and reckless, this is a slippery slope towards unintended consequences
Know danger is lurking about, when you're in water and you suddenly hear the crescendo JAWS theme song
(i.e. duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn)
I pray you'll have the sense to quickly jump out of the water and scamper to safety on the first note of the warning tune

Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 3:27am On Jan 06, 2017

MizMyColi:
You make sense.
But are you saying that the practice of focusing attention on these centers during meditation do not matter much?

See to it that no one takes you captive through philosophy
and empty deception, according to the tradition of men,
according to the elementary principles of the world,
rather than according to Christ.
- Colossians 2:8

Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 3:17am On Jan 06, 2017*

Ranchhoddas:
Na wa o. Which one person wan believe now?
What do you mean by 'owned'?
Are you saying people like Sar assin and L oj (I don't know if you know them) are owned?
E be like say I go quit this Nairaland for good.

MizMyColi:

I feel your confusion too.

Yes they are owned
Every soul is a owned,
which is why believers confess with the mouth that Jesus is Lord

The tenant of the soul is the Holy Spirit whereas Jesus is the Soullord or Landlord owning the soul.
Its no secret, there are forces out there after the soul, and so more the reason why God is committed to saving souls
so, if in the absence of the Holy Spirit, squatters take over the tenancy or resident of a soul
then the soul becomes owned effectively by whichever entered and occupying squatter(s)

One is owned by what one allows to reside in ones soul

Christianity Etc › Re: Chakra Opening by MuttleyLaff: 2:39am On Jan 06, 2017

benjanjo1:
Pls I want to learn how to open my chakras. Who can help me? @Sar rasin @billy onaire your help will be appreciated

For what purpose is or what is the purpose of this soul searching involving chakra for?

You've been on this mysticism journey since last independence day past
but if as you've said, its to have a better knowledge of yourself, and also to have a better knowledge of God,
then, shadeyinka's option 1, no matter what, no matter the delays, disappointments etcetera, is any time and day, the right and better way
Mind you, if you stray long enough on option 2, the wrong and unhealthy eye of the soul will open

Dont hastenly desert the one who called you to live in the grace of Christ
by turning and following a different way that pretends to be the Good News

Read John 9:5-7, for more on who makes the eye sees and how
Read Genesis 2:25 Genesis 3:5-7, for more on the conversion from healthy eye to unhealthy eye

benjanjo1:
Most Nigerian pastors are neck deep into mystical practices. But they won't admit it.

That seems a strange practice by these ''pastors'' to me
and explains why such ''pastors'' wont admit offering ''strange fire'' before the LORD

And Satan entered into Judas who was called Iscariot, belonging to the number of the twelve.
- Luke 22:3

Don't give the devil any opportunity [to work].
- Ephesians 4:27

Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
- James 4:7

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Happening To Bishop Eddie Long of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church ? by MuttleyLaff: 9:30pm On Jan 05, 2017

Joagbaje:
He's been battling with cancer.
We should stop gossip and insinuations over people's lives

cc frosbel2, truthislight, lepasharon, petra1
Bishop Eddie Long Dying Of Stage 4 Cancer
https://www.nairaland.com/3342993/bishop-eddie-long-dying-stage

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Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by MuttleyLaff: 4:11pm On Jan 05, 2017*

mohamedali:
Jusis Chris will kill Nazareth Chris in the end

Pidgin2:
Anas09, fellow Christians shouldn't the mods be on this guy's case?

1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.
8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.
13. Please report any post or topic that violates the rules of Nairaland using the (Report) button.
20. Complaints to or against moderators must be sent privately. Please don't disobey, disrespect, or defame them.
21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Moderators are not present everywhere (i.e. they are not present on every thread nor capable of monitoring every posts)
but if you feel mohamedali had flouted any rules such as #1, #8 and/or #21 above
then the expectation is to use rules #13 and #20 to bring violating posts to the mods' notice
for the moderator's appropriate or necessary attention (e.g. hide the violating post and/or impose posting ban on the owner of the post)

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Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by MuttleyLaff: 11:21pm On Jan 04, 2017

emekaRaj:
Not everybody do wat u do

What does ''Not everybody do wat u do?'' mean

SMH. Don't let grand delusion distract you!
What you processed & conjured up after seeing an animated gif of a black cat filing its nails, is hugely the product of what’s inside your head
The effect or power of the hold of a black cat over some, is not something you see every day, it is astonishing
Proves point that, some of us, still really need to assimilate Ephesians 4:23 and be renewed in the spirit of their mind(s)

Ore, you have today, less than 2 hours left,
to either put the devil to open shame when you take action in order to continue what you started writing about,
or be caught with egg on your face when/if you fail today to continue on with it

Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by MuttleyLaff: 4:57pm On Jan 04, 2017

emekaRaj:
I will try an end it 2mao

https://i.imgsafe.org/d1a29bc494.gif
We shall see
how true or untrue
this will turn out to be

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MuttleyLaff: 4:57pm On Jan 04, 2017

MrPresident1:
Approach with trepidation

Tremble!!!

I've learned that you never know when Jesus returns,
It could be the next second today... tonight... tomorrow... 16 days from now
so Ive learned to live life as if the next second is the last to when He does
and pray that each moment counts

GoodMuyis:
Watching

Israel must adopt two-state solution for lasting peace
- John Kerry 28 December 2016

I, particularly am watching what the aftermath will be of the approximately 70 Nations meeting in Paris, France on January the 15th, 2017
to submit and force a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict (i.e. divide Israel into two)

Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by MuttleyLaff: 9:01pm On Jan 03, 2017

emekaRaj:
... Pls i will continue later my battery is 0%

https://i57.tinypic.com/34sp9j4.gif

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MuttleyLaff: 9:00pm On Jan 03, 2017

MrPresident1:
Only God knows when you will have sense.

We will see signs in the sun in the moon and in the stars prior to the coming of Jesus; and upon the earth the distress of nations.
This one is not a single isolated event, it is part of a composite of signs that are now converging to fulfill prophecy.

I hope you will not be caught napping, your lack of conviction is all of your business and none of mine

SMH.
Abo a ba ni oro e.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MuttleyLaff: 4:14pm On Dec 31, 2016*

MrPresident1:
Today is the last day of 2016.

Praise God!!!

https://www.rt.com/viral/372349-japan-meteorite-flying-object/ I saw this interesting news item

Sorry for pissing on your paro parade
but these lights have been sighted in the sky since the late 1940s,
and besides, this particular one here you're bringing up, was SEEN during the Halloween gone past, on the second day of last month

Christianity Etc › Re: My Take On Tithing by MuttleyLaff: 7:35pm On Dec 30, 2016

Joagbaje:
But that doesn't condemn the principles of God in the law. The law is the written record of rights and wrong

Your stance is like insisting on sticking to the law of gravity, when if the law of aerodynamics didn't see the light of the day, we wouldn't be enjoying the benefits of flying in planes as we currently are now today doing.

With Christ, some laws such as the law of grace and cheerful giving without compulsion are greater and more powerful than other laws like the ones concerning tithing and obligatory giving.

Take away or stop tithing giving, watch and see how number of churches, pastors and other beneficiaries will rapidly drop
cc tessywithsexy

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MuttleyLaff: 8:16pm On Dec 27, 2016

MrPresident1:
SirWere and Hahn, please come I want to tell you guys something

Talk, the walls are listening

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MuttleyLaff: 4:10pm On Dec 27, 2016

MrPresident1:
1 Thessalonians 5:3
For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

Though I was expecting you bring up the above verse, it took you so long to come up with it and still give not details, why you have each time ended the ''Peace and safety everywhere'' phrase with smiles and suspectedly done so in self-satisfied manners.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MuttleyLaff: 2:31pm On Dec 26, 2016

MrPresident1:
Peace and safety everywhere

Boko Haram defeated in Sambisa, Peace in NE Nigeria
Rebels defeated in Alleppo, Peace in Syria

Final offensive against ISIS underway, and then there will be Peace and Safety everywhere

And when there is Peace and Safety everywhere...

The ''Peace and safety everywhere'' phrase caught my eye
and then mention of Sambisa, Alleppo and the gathering planned Raqqa offensive triggerred an alert...

You stated this ''Peace and safety everywhere'' phrase three times in the above post,
why, in details, have you each time ended the ''Peace and safety everywhere'' phrase with smiles, suspectedly done in self-satisfied manners?

Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by MuttleyLaff: 2:03pm On Dec 26, 2016*

Oppy4God:
Sorry for quoting this

What are you apologising for?
What made you think, you owe anyone apologies for quoting posts?

Oppy4God:
I disagree with you

Out of the 10 segmented responses to your post, what exactly do you disagree with,
which of the 10 response parts gangan do you disagree with?

Oppy4God:
When I had this dream I was attending a church who they don't even speak in tongue like Orthodox churches. God speak more to me thru dreams.

Do you accept that attending a church where people ''speak in tongue'' is not a qualifier for having dreams
(i.e. it is not a requirement before anyone can start having God given dreams)

Do you also accept that, just as there aren't any precondition for having natural or anxiety dreams
so also, there is no prerequisite for having God given dreams

If Nebuchadnezzar and Pharaoh were not going to churches where people ''speak in tongue''
before God spoke to them with warnings and/or giving clear directions
then it shows, you dont have to be, a saint, aka a believer, aka a brethren, to have God-given positive dreams
(i.e. dreams where God warns or gives clear directions comes whether you're a pagan or not)

When you were reading, the spirit of listening and understanding was not there,
as its obvious, you innocently gave in to JMG1's poisoned post & ad hominem.

Oppy4God:
Thank for contributing

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink
Reserve the Janus-faced hollow ''Thank for contributing'' (sic)
The contribution is more for the benefit of the ''Nicodemuses'' on this thread and/or any nameless reader(s) who wish to remain anonymous

Christianity Etc › Re: Answer These Questions If You Know You're Knowledgeable In Christianity by MuttleyLaff: 12:01am On Dec 19, 2016

koastar:
Nice attempt but not there yet

If not there yet, how far moved or gone to getting there?
The below is an enhanced reponse

koastar:
1. When Jesus died on the cross, was his head tilted to the right or to the left?

³³When they came to a place called The Skull, they nailed him to the cross.
And the criminals were also crucified--one on his right and one on his left.
³⁹One of the criminals who hung there heaped abuse on Him. “Are You not the Christ?” he said.
“Save Yourself and us!”
⁴⁰But the other one rebuked him, saying,
“Do you not even fear God, since you are under the same judgment?
⁴¹We are punished justly, for we are receiving what we deserve for our actions.
But this man has done nothing wrong.”
⁴²Then he said, “Jesus, remember me when You come into Your kingdom!”
⁴³And Jesus said to him, “Truly I tell you, today you will be with Me in Paradise.”

The Death of Jesus
⁴⁴It was now about the sixth hour, and darkness came over all the land until the ninth hour.
⁴⁵The sun was darkened, and the veil of the temple was torn down the middle.
⁴⁶Then Jesus called out in a loud voice, “Father, into Your hands I commit My Spirit.”
And when He had said this, He breathed His last
- Luke 23:33, 39-43

His head tilted to the right (i.e. spoke to criminal on right hand side just before dying)

koastar:
2. When Jesus was nailed to the cross, was the right foot nailed on the left or left foot on the right?

And I will cause hostility between you and the woman,
and between your offspring and her offspring.
He will strike your head, and you will strike his heel."
- Genesis 3:15

You are to slaughter the ram, take some of its blood,
and put it on the lobe of Aaron's right ear,
the lobe of his sons' right ears,
the thumbs of their right hands, and the big toes of their right feet.
Then you are to scatter the rest of the blood around the altar
- Exodus 29:20

"Then the priest is to take some of the blood from the guilt offering
and place it on the right earlobe of the person to be cleansed,
on his right thumb, and on his right great toe
- Leviticus 14:14

His right foot on to his left foot

koastar:
3. Where does Santa Claus live?

Imaginary North Pole

Christianity Etc › Re: Answer These Questions If You Know You're Knowledgeable In Christianity by MuttleyLaff: 7:49pm On Dec 18, 2016

MuttleyLaff:
His head tilted to the right

His right foot on to His left foot

Imaginary place in the North Pole

Fair enough

koastar:

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Christianity Etc › Re: Answer These Questions If You Know You're Knowledgeable In Christianity by MuttleyLaff: 7:14pm On Dec 18, 2016*

koastar:
1. When Jesus died on the cross, was his head tilted to the right or to the left?

His head tilted to the right

koastar:
2. When Jesus was nailed to the cross, was the right foot nailed on the left or left foot on the right?

His right foot on to His left foot

koastar:
3. Where does Santa Claus live?

Imaginary place in the North Pole

koastar:
Modified: Offer last till midnight 24th December 2016. Your time starts now
*I'm serious about it, if I don't fulfil my part I'll deactivate my account

Fair enough

Christianity Etc › Re: Love Not The World by MuttleyLaff: 7:14pm On Dec 18, 2016

Scholar8200:
Not when the contexts are considered! John 3:16 speaks of the people, 'whosoever'; 1 John 2 speaks of the 'things' therein

Tell that to the Kalatiums likes

Christianity Etc › Re: Love Not The World by MuttleyLaff: 8:35pm On Dec 13, 2016

Scholar8200:
Here is a command that most modern believers either do not read or would wish it were not in the Bible. However, the Word stands and we do well to examine ourselves:

1 John 2: 15 - 17

15Do not love or cherish the world or the things that are in the world. If anyone loves the world, love for the Father is not in him.

16 For all that is in the world—the lust of the flesh [craving for sensual gratification] and the lust of the eyes [greedy longings of the mind] and the pride of life [assurance in one’s own resources or in the stability of earthly things]—these do not come from the Father but are from the world [itself].

17 And the world passes away and disappears, and with it the forbidden cravings (the passionate desires, the lust) of it; but he who does the will of God and carries out His purposes in his life abides (remains) forever.

In an era of christian 'liberty', we do well to remember that at the end, the excuse," Our pastor never told us" will not hold!

Scholar8200:
In the light of this quote, can someone define what is meant by Christian Liberty?

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son,
that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
- John 3:16

Elsewhere with Kalatium, it was once said its regrettable that the bible for casual & ill-informed reader(s), at times, if not, most of times, might think the bible is contradictory
Classic example will here, where, on one hand, this thread's title says ''Love not the world''
and on another hand, John 3:16 states ''God so loved the world indeed''

Christianity Etc › Re: Uncountable Problems Of King James Version of the Bible by MuttleyLaff: 11:58pm On Dec 12, 2016

Kalatium:
I didn't got what you were saying

You said sometimes the bible seems contradictory
and I responded with ''It's true'' agreeing with you

I then made a statement of fact saying:
it's regrettable that the bible for casual & ill-informed reader(s), at times, that is if not, most of times, DOES seems contradictory
- casual & ill-informed reader(s), DO at times believe the Bible is contradictory

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