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Politics › Re: Promise Gogorodari: Owner Of Demolished Prudent Hotel In Rivers, Speaks by Myself2(m): 12:32pm On May 11, 2020
LibertyRep:
I do not know how anyone will justify demolision of buildings because of mere violation of lockdown order. It's high handedness and perhaps a move to settle political scores.

Seal off the building, arrest and prosecute the offenders like Lagos is doing. Isn't that sane enough?
How can a man arrogate the power of the prosecutor, the judge and the executioner to himself?
Only a mad man will do such
Rivers people better catch this man and send him to Yaba left
Politics › Re: Interstate Lockdown: Ugwuanyi Monitors Enugu-Ebonyi Boundary (Pictures) by Myself2(m): 8:22am On May 11, 2020
JeffreyD1:
Story
I've someone who travelled from calabar to Lagos
They moved on Friday and got to Lagos on Sunday morning

They slept in onishta and ore
You cant have a perfect scenario in these things
Politics › Re: Wike Orders Arrest Of PHED CEO, Sends Him To Isolation Center by Myself2(m): 7:47pm On May 10, 2020
Righteousness89:
The Law is For Everyone!

If the Phcn Oga was in the USA or some sane Nation, will he float the orders?
It's flout bruv
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by Myself2(m):
Please pardon me as I will not give specific names of the school.
God is awesome.
There was this day in the early 90s in my first year in one of the Nigerian universities, I had gone to see my cousin schooling in a polytechnic in a nearby town . He was a member of a paramilitary organization( Man O War ) that worked with the school authorities to maintain law and order on campus. I also belonged to the same paramilitary organization in my own Uni. It was a Friday and it was exam time, and y'all know that once it's exam time, all students will find their way to school, even the chronic NFA cos no one wants to miss exams, at least those that block will need to mark attendance register for the exam first and have a booklet,,,,anyway let's not digress.
So in the evening of this Friday, I started seeing some familiar faces even from my uni in that poly in clusters, they were confra men ( you know confra men and members of the paramilitary groups know one another), so I asked my cousin whether there was any crisis on campus and he narrated how there was a struggle for babe between a hard man in one fract and another hard man in another fract and and how this had built serious tension, he also told me earlier that day before I arrived, they had disrupted the plan of one of the feuding groups to hit a prominent member of the other group. So after having an early dinner, I was sitting up on my cousins bed in the room he shared with three other persons , then I laid down then up, then down, then up, in short I was restless in a strange way ( not fear, then fear did not exist for us) and I didn't know why. I finally laid back down and dozed off for what turned out to be a very short time, then I just heard a voice saying "You must pray for the lives of everyone in this room tonight" it was very clear. So I woke and that's what I did, I ,ean I really prayed. So eventually after everybody finished their evening routine, we all turned in,,,,,,,,,then around 2am,,,,,I did not hear but I was sharing my cousins top bunk with him that night and they heard the loud, sharp shrill of our whistle ( from a Man O war officer, who had spotted them emerging from the bush and tailed them into the hostel, so he blasted the whistle to warn the students in general but Man O war officers in particular) and he just called my name and said "roll",,,,, I wasn't even awake yet, but from deep sleep I just rolled fast off the bed and he followed me and we both landed we loud thud, next thing a machete tore through the window and cut into our bed where we just rolled out from. It happened that the group that the paramilitary group had prevented from hitting another person were enraged that we sort of spoilt their plans and wanted to take it out on us, I could barely make out anything even as my cousin and his three other roomies who were top officers of the paramilitary organization started bringing out some weapons to use for defence and all that cos the guys were more than 100 and they had marched into the hall proper and were cutting through the door. Eventually they came into our room and there was a scuffle, but when it all ended and they left, despite the fact some came with guns and matchetes , NO PERSON in the room had as much as a scratch or anything like that. God was faithful that night
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by Myself2(m): 11:23am On May 10, 2020
LegalIcon:
Mine was on August 1, 2015. I was traveling from Ilorin to Oyo town to see the parents of my ex then. I was driving and I had a friend also seated beside me on the front seat beside the driver. I wanted to stylishly convey my serious intention to her parents, so I bought different kinds of fruits and wrapped them like engagement items and kept them inside the boot.

Mind you I was supposed to attend a vigil on the eve of that day (Friday, 31st July), but I chose not too, because I would be traveling the following morning.

So, on getting to Alata area, before Deeper Life Camp (on the Ilorin-Ogbomosho expressway), I was not really overspeeding, but my car suddenly started swerving. By that time, I had lost control of the wheels, so, the car was just swerving on the road while on speed. My friend kept calling me and asking me about what was going on, and suddenly, the car hit one of these road dividers made of concrete and then summersaulted thrice and then faced the direction I was coming from (Ilorin). Now, the last thing I still remember was that when the car hit the road divider. I was GONE! It was as if there was a total blackout.

This was around 12pm. I remember seeing myself in a place where I met an old man. The old man asked me what I was doing there, I didn't utter a word. So, he told me to go back to where I was coming from, that I had not even done the work he gave me. At that time, I started hearing faintly the cry of people, and then after about 3 to 4 hours, I opened my eyes and I saw about four Doctors and Nurses doing suitures on my head and ear. I had memory loss and was just looking at everyone in the Theater. After some time, I asked where I was and I was told Lautech Teaching Hospital in Ogbomoso. I then began to ask them what had happened. They tried to ask me information about my family but I remembered none until after about an hour again.

I then saw my friend who by God's grace didn't sustain any serious injury. He then narrated the story: After my car (Honda bulldog) summersaulted thrice and stopped, the car bonnet flew to the other devide of the expressway. The car became a write off and to bring me out was a task. While my friend was brought out through the side window, the people who rushed to the scene had to use Cutlass and some metals to further break the car into pieces and then brought out my dead body. People were already wailing when a Pastor driving in his church bus offered to carry my body and my friend to the Teaching Hospital. As the man was driving, he was crying and praying that God should prove himself. That was on Saturday.

On Monday, my elder sister was returning from Lagos and when she got to the spot where the accident occurred, the driver of the commercial bus she boarded was showing the passengers that that was where a serious accident occurred on Saturday and a young guy died. Then, my sister told the guy that the guy came back to life, but the guy disbelieved. When it became an argument, my elder sister called me and I spoke to her while in the commercial bus. Could you believe that nothing happened to the fruits in the booth, including the wine I bought? Funningly too, myself and the girl didn't eventually marry.

WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do? Pls, share your own experience of God's Miracles and wonderful Acts. PLEASE, Let this testimony make the from page (to the glory of God) abeg!
Glory to God. Awesome
Sports › Re: Who Deserves Title Of Greatest Premier League Manager? by Myself2(m): 11:10am On May 10, 2020
1. Sir Alex Ferguson
2. Arsene Wenger ( the longest serving premier league manager and the one that won the most FA cups also only expert chef that could prepare exquisite continental dishes on a low budget, Genius


The rest ( Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola) are just there on the list because they had enough money to guy titles literally
Travel › Re: Prudent Hotel, Etemeteh Hotel To Be Demolished For Flouting Wike's Directives by Myself2(m): 10:53am On May 10, 2020
othermen:
Power corrupt, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Lord Acton
The above is not the problem with Wike. I feel it is in times like this, that we need those who can wield and exercise their power. We are in very desperate times and no more than in desperate time are desperate measures needed. In some States, Dangote trucks are used to import the viruses. We must be watchful and pray for a governor like Wike. If we had him as president, he'd stopped the virus from flying in. If the south west had him, they'd shut all the exits from Lagos and probably have lesser cases... Wike is signalling to the powerful and those held high, that the life of his people matter; and it would not be traded as is done in Kano and other states, for the economic benefit of a certain few.
Mmmm mmmmm I shake my head in great pity for a king who has suddenly run mad and is dancing naked at the market square and none of the palace chiefs and kingmakers is bold enough to tell the king he is dancing naked.
A disastrous end is ahead for such a king. A calamitously catastrophic end is ahead of such a mad king

Who will tell Nyesom Ezenwo Wike that he is dancing naked huh I'm sure his case is not hopeless and not beyond redemption, the great oil-rich state of Rivers should still have men and women who should be able to look Gov Wike in the eye and tell him that his breadth stinks, someone that will tell him that power indeed is transient and he won't be governor forever.
Great Rivers people, arise and avert the looming catastrophe in your state.

Ka Chineke mezi okwu
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ivanka Trump’s PA Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Myself2(m): 5:43pm On May 09, 2020
Monitoring spirits everywhere,,,trying to monitor President Trump and his family to see ( and some are hoping he will carry Coro ), truth is, Trump is in his God-ordained season, not even Coro can stop him
Crime › Re: Nurse Steals Money From Dying COVID-19 Patient In US by Myself2(m): 5:39pm On May 09, 2020
Any girl or woman that can have tattoo on her breasts can surely do anything.

Word
Politics › Re: Impeachment: Rauf Olaniyan Outsmarts Governor Makinde - The Nation by Myself2(m): 4:14pm On May 09, 2020
How convenient the a useless and biased pro-apc newspaper such as the NATION was the one that carried this news.

Well Seyi Makinde defeated the apc shit the last time and he will still silence them. I just pity the deputy that is allowing Tinubu use him
Culture › Re: Igwe John Umenyiora Is Dead by Myself2(m): 7:16pm On May 08, 2020
ignis:
Lol
Yea manhood and sucrutum.

Keep safe now �
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Deletes Chat On Facebook After Conversation by Myself2(m): 7:14pm On May 08, 2020
OP
You have trust issues and your fiancée does not. She knew she was coming to your house and she still came with a password-free phone.
Trust me, if she wasn't loyal, she would have used pattern, PIN, fingerprint and padlock to lock her phone before coming to your house
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Deletes Chat On Facebook After Conversation by Myself2(m): 7:11pm On May 08, 2020
fykes:
Kwantinu until u discover Mungo park
No mind am, you no see your message for your fiancée phone, you dey come disturb us for nairaland, I wonder what the OP would have done if he had seen another mans nudes on her fiancées phone. No be wifey now o
Culture › Re: Igwe John Umenyiora Is Dead by Myself2(m): 6:49pm On May 08, 2020
ignis:
What a great philanthropist with the heart of Gold.

He may be gone, but his manhood lives on.

In my place, Kings don't die. So he only embarked on a journey to meet his ancestors.
You too like manhood
Politics › Re: Lockdown: Wike Orders Auction Of Seized Vehicles by Myself2(m): 10:00am On May 08, 2020
BlueBanana:
Wike should sha chill with his gra gra. No be only him state get Covid19
I tire for this man o
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Monitors Port-Harcourt Lockdown. Defaulters Arrested (Photos) by Myself2(m): 9:48am On May 08, 2020
coins501:
grin Only God can save us from Major Gen Nyesome Wike.
This one really got me LAFFING out load
Politics › Re: Issa-Onilu: PDP Not Happy Because They Won't Share Abacha's Loot As Usual by Myself2(m): 1:02pm On May 07, 2020
Pentasoft1978:
so what is APC going to do with the money. The Sharia chief judge has already called the the money Abacha's asset. meaning Fulani's money. useless APC government.
Please which idiot goes by the name Issa Onilu huh

Na wa oo, and there I was thinking the only two diseases currently on the front medical burner in Nigeria were just Lassa fever and corona viru, never knew there was
Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamila Inspects Isolation Centre Donated By Sahara, Thisday And CCECC by Myself2(m): 12:35pm On May 07, 2020
Which Gbaja is this one ?

The one allegedly embroiled in the $10 million bribe scandal to pass the Bill Gates vaccine bill ?

Warning : Quote me at your own risk. Na question I ask
Celebrities › Re: E-money Rocks Police Customised Facemask As He Steps Out In Style - Photos by Myself2(m): 12:28pm On May 07, 2020
Yeye

Is he now a policeman or an impostor ??

Quote me wrongly here and I promise to siddon ontop your matter till I destroy you here, ass-licking idiots
Politics › Re: 70-Year-Old Man Who Insulted President Buhari Jailed For 18 Months by Myself2(m):
jakD:
On top wetin?


If Buhari was Trump that received the middle finger from that lady that time, that lady might have been killed on that spot or eventually sentenced to death by cutting her hands and body parts.
Jonathan received much more, nothing happened to anyone!
All the idiots, the he goats and she goats that shouted sai baba and voted for this apology, where are they now huh
I know some of them are here on nairaland but they have completely buried their faces in shame
Culture › Re: Olori Chanel Chin: Why I Recorded Oluwo's Atrocities Inside The Palace by Myself2(m): 12:13pm On May 06, 2020
Antichristus:
Mr Illicit? Any wonder? Typical Nigerian. Mr Fraudster. Get lost or go and jump off 3rd mainland bridge - you pathetic, miscreant rodent .
Nice response
He is asking what's your real name, pray tell what that has got to do with the issue at hand
Food › Re: Aloysius Ikegwuonu Shares Palliatives To His People In Anambra State by Myself2(m): 11:07pm On May 05, 2020
Throwback:
Same Aloysius of the Ozobulu Catholic Church massacre?
Mhmm the very same
Family › Re: Time To Divorce My Wife? by Myself2(m): 5:48pm On May 05, 2020
noakchukibadan:
Hello,

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2.[b] I went to see her father 2 years ago, the man said unfortunately he can not do anything. This is true because she was raised away from her Father, she has no contact with any of her fathers family and her father has a zero say in her life.
3. she has 5 elders ones, non of them is in communication with her because of many unresolved issues. Of her 3 younger ones she only maintains a relationship with the last boy who is just 14 years. .
4. Her mum can not talk to her because she simply dares not. However, behind, her mother use to beg me and she kept saying she understands her daughter's character and that she is doing her best by praying and doing deliverance for her.
5. She is not in contact with her maternal uncles and aunt because she said they supported her elder ones when she had problem with them.

So I am stuck with no one to help call the both of us and resolve the issue.

Every year for 5 straight years, she always forgets my birthday, last year, she forgot also, three days later, she bought me a present and I refused to collect the present and I asked her why does she keep forgetting my birthday, year after year for 5 years. She just said sorry, but I left the present in the room, she never bothered to bring the present to me. Another birthday was gone yesterday 2nd May, and as I write, no happy birthday yet.

I literally cook for myself, and all domestic things I do for myself.[/b]
So Mr OP, you mean all the time you were in courtship, you did not know or get to find out any of the above things you stated above which are clear red flags that would have warned you off the girl then ? Or you discovered but decided to go ahead with the marriage anyway ?
Whatever your answer, I guess you failed woefully in your due diligence or in this case risk assessment
Politics › Re: CUPP: Reps Offered $10 Million Bribe For Passage Of Vaccination Bill by Myself2(m): 1:50pm On May 05, 2020
Ezennwa:
hmm!

I've been telling people about Bill gate and his evil agenda, but they don't want to believe me.

one thing is certain, the gate of hell shall not prevail in Nigeria.
Yes, the ( Bill) Gates of hell shall not prevail against Nigeria
Culture › Re: Olori Chanel Chin: Why I Recorded Oluwo's Atrocities Inside The Palace by Myself2(m):
illicit:
and what was she able to with all that dignity. getting drunk and getting in bed with a strangerhuh
Nobody must accept that divorce, the Oulwo and his dear Olori are a match made in,,,,,,well, wherever hooligans are match-made.
They are a perfect fit and match for each other.

By the way, who's the illiterate reporter that wrote the news item, very very bad English throughout
Romance › Re: Runs Girls Are Getting Better Husbands Than Church Girls - Lady by Myself2(m): 1:12am On Apr 23, 2020
VeeVeeMyLuv:
still in the end they eventually get married and even gave birth to children,

Question is who are the men marrying them
Well that's true, one man's poison is another man's suya
Health › Re: Kano Runs Out Of COVID-19 Test Kits, As Testing Center Suspends Operations by Myself2(m): 1:06am On Apr 23, 2020
eleojo23:
Kano that is on course to topping the Covid-19 cases table. Let's hope that by the time they resume testing we will not be seeing figures in hundreds

Kano's case shows that high population can be an advantage during elections but a big disadvantage during pandemics.
Especially high illiterate , homeless and jobless population
Politics › Re: Governor Umahi Bans The Sun, Vanguard Reporters From Ebonyi Govt House For Life by Myself2(m): 1:03am On Apr 23, 2020
This governor is a fool.

Will he be governor for life ? How idiotic can some idiots really be ?
Crime › Re: Cult Leader, Jboy, Killed In Cross River (Photos) by Myself2(m): 1:02am On Apr 23, 2020
ugolinze123:
RIP..may God forgive you.
It is too late for that prayer.

No repentance in the grave, therefore no forgiveness in the grave
Romance › Re: Runs Girls Are Getting Better Husbands Than Church Girls - Lady by Myself2(m): 12:57am On Apr 23, 2020
J111333:
That's what they make you believe on social media. cheesy
Just to deceive many.

Which sane guy would prefer a babe distributing pussy to a decent one ?

We all passed through the street in those days and no matter how notorious most guys were back then, anytime they wanted to settle down, the majority always ran away from those distributing pussy and preferred the "wife material"
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Delta Pharmacist After Lady Was Stripped For Stealing by Myself2(m): 12:53am On Apr 23, 2020
kalufelix:
trash trash trash reloaded...what stopped the thief from begging??
Two wrongs don't make a right.
What is the worth of the things she stole for the supposed educated man to dehumanized her like that. Like I wrote earlier, it would have done the man a world of good than the price , infamy, embarrassment, ignominy and odium he has now brought to himself by virtue of his stupidity
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Delta Pharmacist After Lady Was Stripped For Stealing by Myself2(m): 2:14pm On Apr 22, 2020
Randy100:
I am ashamed on his behalf. Op, I don't think he is a pharmacist. We are trained to be decent.
I think the wife is the pharmacist or something. He is such a disappointment

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