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My own is number 5. I'm in love with myself.

selfish!


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=297001.msg4195555#msg4195555 date=1247715380]no. you don't have to contribute to the topic lol. it's all fun really[/quote]why? i think say i was born free so i can freely speak

tommyogaga:
A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

na 2day? she neva talk true

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=297001.msg4193790#msg4193790 date=1247680258]I find a lot of relationships to be very ridiculous in nature. I also notice that most generally fall under three categories:

1. all they do besides making out and going on an occasional date is engage in superficial conversations.
most of the time they break up within 6 mths. guess they've ran out of things to say to each other or the "the weather is nice today" type of convos have become too boring to bear.

2. they're basically married to each other and you will hardly find romeo without juliet at any point in time. this type last long and is favorable but you wonder if either partner has a life outside of the relationship. not that it matters anyway. . .

3. it is a long distance relationship and each partner has a skype or phone appointment with the other at a specific time (let's say 6pm) every other day. sounds like an extra class except no homework involved. . .

feel free to comment. maybe i will modify my post to include a fourth category to accommodate ur unique experience if you have/had one.
(keep in mind i'm 19. so i'm mostly talking abt college/ uni relationships. and yea you loveeee and find ur partner smoking hot yadi yadi yada )[/quote]my relationship looks like a relationship, u want the documentation?

Akinagirl:
I hate abortion but somehow in that case senario u gave there, abortion is way more humane than selling a child.

i can not believe u said that, i will pretend it is a dream and when i wake up that statement would have disappeared

Kelvinj:
@na2day
i dey feel u sumhow

give me 5!

Kelvinj:
@ladies
which do u prefer aborting or selling?

GBAM, question!

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bode228:
Bush was in Ghana in the last days of his administration, and now Obama, Two American pressys in less than two yrs?!
US is never that diplomatically magnanimous, Dont you think there should be more to it ?
, Ghana just discover OIL in commercial quantity and about to commence exploration, Our own oil is already a done deal for them is it not business-wise for American pressy to visit Ghana every month?!

now that is the lamest post i have read so far. oil has always been in ghana and some other countries in africa but none of them is even close to looking like nigeria's plz get ur facts right and quit speculation. nigerians! ! !

Bota:
IT IS NOT the same thing. There is such a thing as adoption, but I don't believe that is the topic we are addressing here.

sure they can adopt the child for one million pounds, do u think that the parents of those kids Angelina Jolie ans Madonna took didnt get paid? think again

mohawkchic:
~ You dont say!! 

oh yes i do say, in fact, i plainly say   


[quote author=George_D link=topic=295229.msg4193863#msg4193863 date=1247681415]you know any of them personally? [/quote]yes, u want the list?

blesseb2k:
Thanks i thinks i got what i want.

I have come to notice that most ISPs lock their iDirect Modems to prevent them being used by other ISPs. I have one that i ve been trying to unlock for sometime now can anyone or @na2day u in particular help out, people have named it as impossible that only the ISP or iDirect themselves can unlock this modem. is their anyone in thsi forum that can unlock an iDirect Modem.

number one, take the word impossible out of ur IT dictionary, two, do some extensive research urself, three, let us know what u have found out and where u are, four, when i have a little time off, i will look for a solution to it but i have to know that u are doing something urself not just sitting on ur love sit and waiting for me to reply u, i am not ur house boy.

FYI: there is no such thing as an unhackable modem, worse case scenario, we will flash the rom of the modem and install a linux derivative and that should work, ppl do that on linksys routers and modems all the time, so the truth is out there, we will get it. plz provide the modem model number

mohawkchic:
~Hang on a Minute,wasnt it the same "Society" that placed emphasis on "Looks" and became obsessed w/ the  Importance of "Outer Beauty" rather than "Inner Beauty" !!. . . Made Judgements or Treat the Not-So-Pretty differently?

~So Some succum to the pressures. . .seeking Perfection at any given moment,wudnt blink to spend as much as they can to achieve "The Perfect" look. . i dont blame them. . Damn if you do,Damn if you dont!!


~Yeah some folks will say "I Care More About Inner Beauty Than Outer Beauty Yadi Yada Ya" But who are we fooling really? Looks Does Really Matter And "Society" favours Attractiveness!


~Anywho,for me the Need To look good hasnt taken on A Life On Its Own I love to look good! Sue Me!


~Me think there's enuff room for The Natural Beauties ~Not Obsessed And The Obsessed to all  roam about  in "Society"!



~Here are some Factors i think contribute to why Folks cud be obsessed w/ looks,depending on the Individual/State of Mental Mind Or the suitation they fond themselves in. . .needless to say each Individual differs soOooo. . . .


~Emotioonal Insecurities :Low Self-Esteem ~Scared To Be Perceived Otherwise
~Self-Interest:Self-Centered: Births Obsession!
~Seeking Perfection/Acceptance In A Professional/Personal Capicity :Looks/Interaction/Making An Impression
~Vanity: One Of The Cardinal Sins Of Man
~Trying To Hard To Fit IN:Seeeking Approval from M8's/Family/Spouse/BF/GF/Strangers
~BDD Sufferers:Body Dysmorphic Disorder believe that they are so unattractive and unacceptable to others that they even avoid social interaction for fear of being ridiculed: The BDD sufferer will undergo repeated surgery. Many sufferers may have over 50 procedures done and still feel that they are inherently ugly and unacceptable, both to themselves and others.

funny enough, all the nl girls will be quoting this but they are the biggest offenders

back2back:
these MEND are coward.

Lagos is not capital of Nigerian anymore.

Let me them go after Abuja and may be Kano or Sokoto.

You will see how the Hausa will wipe-them-out like bunch of irritating flies.

so are u calling the yorubas cowards too, that they can not wipe MEND out?

@ post

let me guess, nigerians are crying foul, that they are the giant of africa, right? na 2day!

@ post

abt freaking time, we have been waiting like 4 ever

adapcee:
Hi guys,i need your advice please.I am a graduate computer science,I have done N+ and also,I am a cisco certified network associate(CCNA) but there seems to be no job coming at all.Now I am thinking of doing something different from networking path but i am not so sure may be I am taking the right decision because,I will like to do something that will enhance my skills in IT and also,create more chances of getting a job.
I want you guys to enlighten me on which of these two courses i can take.(Oracle or Java).thanks so much

why do u guys keep asking this kind of question? oracle and java are 2 different paths leading to different destination, what is it on ur mind to do, ur passion? next time ask better comparison questions like MS SQL, MYSQL and Oracle, which should i get a cert in? that will make more sense than what u threw up there

blesseb2k:
@nateevs welcome back. can you assist me on how to the commands to enable telnet on cisco 2800 series router

dude, can u ever use google? u r a tech for crying out loud!

platinumnk:
I'm so telling ACIDDROP! this na evidence!

Now u have to pay!

amebo! ! !

y me:
@na2day
you never retire
anyway i miss you too

u sure say u miss me? ok, prove it, report to my bedroom

whitelexi:
The name JP or Jigglypuff or whatever, does not portray me personality in good light. . .  It seeks to showcase me as a puffed up and lazy Pokemon which is definitely not the case, and i want to move an action to stop it immediately. This is a case of false representation!

My name is whitelexi in this thread and in NL as a whole, any other name is unacceptable and will be met with by furious retarliation.

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whitelexi:
@Ifeleke:

I still want to push this case forward, if there is a justice system in place then it has to be fair. Someone, as quoted above is provoking me directly or indirectly and i want to put an end to it, surely that cannot be too much to ask.

I dont wanna take the laws into my hands oh but if u ask me, the laws are there to be broken anyways.

elaborate plz

190:
pls i wud like 2 summon na2day
to the court
reason:
hes spending tyme on the sex zone these days unnecessarily
take a look @ this
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-295033.32.html#msg4181361

and funny enuf he has a babe called y_me
unknown 2 her
and even enuf plat a clerk here has a topic setup
in that same sex zone,despite me havin a solid interest 2 date her

that tells me hw responsible these ifeleke workers are!

how u take see me 4 romance section?

i like

"me"

"myself" and

"I"

sorry, cant help it, i am too much, i even impress myself and i am not easily impressed

shilling:
I think it's quite the opposite - men are intimated by attractive women, insecure men, that is.

funny enough u dont believe the same is true 4 women. naija girls and self deception!

MP007:
too cute guys(like me) find it hard to get ladies that trust us enough to believe we aint cheating, she is always like " i know ladies are running after u", blah blah blah, of course naw!, fine boy!, lol

i know right, they walk up to u and say stuff like, i know i am not the only girl in ur life, and i say, hold up, who says u are a girl worth being in my life?

bluespice:
i love it when folks claim to be uber pretty, handsome or sexy and their pictures tell a very good story
bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

madam, are u referring to me? dont make vex and post my sexy pics here ooo i dont want nl site to go down bcuz of too many females trying to log on to see my picz

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=294651.msg4181184#msg4181184 date=1247520317]and that's the long and short of it.[/quote]u get the 411 of the matter

touchmeder:
i'd b scared too if i were him, she could hurt him

hurt him? thats child's play compared to what's on her mind