₦airaland Forum

honeric01:
Hope u can pay the ransom?

ain't paying nada!

honeric01:
Really? are u dare double me?

comes with the territory

honeric01:
Uhm, which tisha no go school? or do you want me to put both of you asunder?

u can't fit!

honeric01:
which yeye right priest are u waiting for? am i not HOLY enough to pronounce you husband and wife?

it is not from my mouth that they will hear say abacha no go school

honeric01:
Has anyone agreed to be joined so far or why the delay? don't keep the priest waiting for too long.

Abekeade08 and i are getting married, we are just waiting for the right priest

bluespice:
*screams*
you are going down!
after all the love i had for u?
u tell me after i sign the dotted lines that u're married?
chiogo abi what is your name?
i suggest you book a final resting place along with the funeral home. . .

it's on noooooooooooowwwww! let me go grab me some drinks and popcorn

Ebonyeyes:
If you say so Im not a biatch about it though

let me be the judge of that

chiogo:
Stop dreaming.

dreaming ke? when u were screaming give it to me baby nko?

ravenzord:
He who beanses last beanses longest

she is just fooling u bcuz i dumped her

shilling:
Tough one . . . convenience at stake here . But, if I returned everything, it'd only be fair and logical to return the car as well.

good!

bawomolo:
see this groupie, don't you have some soccer player to droll after

dallas fans, how market?

we are still better than ur chicago bullsh1.t!

ravenzord:
That's what she's saying right now  

i was there 1st. owned! ! !

daduke2k:
Wots wif u guyz sef? Eeeh na2day.

hin dey vex say na me get action with chiogo

Ebonyeyes:
Well seeing as the manufacturing industry in the UK is non-existent, it probably is Igbo made Na2day and nice should not be put in the same sentence, he has been a biatch to me since I joined this dump

all i do for u is out of love, just like all u do for NL/naija guys is out of love 

ravenzord:
^^^ Self delusion

that was not what she said last night

ravenzord:
No she doesn't  

yes she does, u just dont know it

afrobaby:
My second time worshipping in a church, the head of usher will not allow me be, u understand all these brother in the house, he wasnt ushering that day and sat beside me, because he came late to church, after the service, as an usher in the church, he asked me some questions and we started talking about work, then he asked for my number.
I would have turned down the request if he were to be an unmarried man(because if he is still single, I would have thought he wanted a relationship and he would want to take me time and do all dis ladies stuffs, hard to get) but seeing his wedding band on his fourth finger, I felt it may not have any hidden agenda.
But lo and behold, he called me on sunday twice which sounded absurd, he asked to pick me up at the office after close of work for dinner cos his wife is not around, I accepted,
yesterday, he came to pick me up again at the office and started telling me some things I find difficult to believe, a married, head of usher christiaan, asking a second timer christian of their church to be his mistress, what shud I do
I feel like leaving the church cos I dont want a church that will make me fall
wat do u think?
Matured responses only pls

maybe he only wants to have fellowship with u, he wants to lay his hands on u and pray for u to get sanctified

Gabry:
Poster, for u to say that Dayokanu is the type of guy a girl should be looking for. U must be out of your MIND~ ! That guy is too Hot to be true. MY GOD!

plzzzzz, do share ur personal experience

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]You had better bleep off to the Gym and go lose that Fat of yours before I come punch you in your balloon Cheeks.[/color]

this is why i go to church every sunday to pray so that i don't meet ur terrorist azz anywhere in texas, see how u are threaten poor me

chiogo:
Anywayz, @na2day, what does Celtics have to do with anything? Me sef, I don't want you.

stop lying, u know u want me

mito:
If I asked it's because it wasn't enough for me, but anyway I'm waiting for Tai2 comments. Thanks!

you r welcome! tai will give the 2 pages response u been looking for

Pweety4me:
Hehehe dat's funny i'm saving it!

beat u to the punch, already saved it

tubabie:
Lol,no vex, am still surprised at this well behaved Na2day , been a while our paths crossed. . . . .

they put me on some sedative, can't wait for it to wear out

3ndy:
oboy i dey chill as ice! and 4 d fact being it's kinda pouring here and that cools all the hot temper in the buildin' so,
calm boy, hwulf!

i am calm; how calm do u want me to be b4 u believe, abi u want me to become ice block?

tubabie:
^^^ Thanks dear .

so u didnt thank me for my advice? i dey vex ooo!

Ebonyeyes:
Funnily enough dumbells broke off on me , Thank God I quickly moved because it would have landed on my foot. These kettlebells are pure iron coated with paint

when u keep buying igbo made dumbbells, what did u expect?

Abekeade08:
So since y'all can't pick 3 people u will consider dating, then we will have to go one on one. Please feel free to suggest more couples. So far we have

[size=20pt]abekeade/na2day[/size]
ayetty/luizworld
ebony/adosojun--until you lay claim to another guy, I ain't changing him
plat/jacquan
debosky/mukina -I ain't seen them on the thread yet.
Inesq/mhisole- haven't heard from mhisole yet
raswagga/mamagee -it's a new day and a new month, y'all settle your differences
doyin13/pweety
krisssy/??
Dayo/??- sorry babes, these folks changed the rules of my game
amaka/badmofo -since you don't want a betta person like David, then I am handing you over to our resdient Nl stud muffin (badmofo)

i beat the competition, i am off to celebrate and get drunk! let me go and pop that pure water mixed with zobo!

Scooby1:
;d ;d ;d :d

death! 

Pweety4me:
_{Goodevening sir!}

GL:
hmmm, that's cool; so nairaland guys are actually trusting.

u think we are not humans?

3ndy:
in my town summonin some1 means asking 4 d person's opinion! so yes! that's causin trouble! although y are u altered and stood up like u've been caught red handed i jst said jokin "if u no want trouble y u mention my name" it's called humor so chill out my dear!

oh i am chilling and sipping too, was just wondering if u are chilled

follypimpi:
Like u r not enjoying it Onisekuse.

no mind her jare!

Kgdavid:
lol take her back? that one na pursuit of sorrow. i actually havent finshed the movie; did she come back?

i cant remember her coming back, so no

Abygul:
yea am actually half blind no dought but am very sure dat u are a dumb backside hole.u call som1 mugu wen u are actually a muron dis guy take it easyyyyyyyyyy.trouble sit down u won go wake am.what am i even sayin am sure your surname is trouble probly lost and u tryin to find it anyway am sorry i cant find trouble u can probably check d nxt door mayb u find him dere doe i saw him pass by .so soorrrrry.shut d door after leavin

oh shut up! didnt expect any common sense from u anywayz

shilling:
I'm guessing she did that cos she didn't want any reminder of you in her life i.e. she wants to move on . . . I would do the same.

she kept the car, would u have kept the car too?

Tayo okora:


NIGERIAN MEN ARE NOT HARD TO GET MY COMMENTS ARE ALL RELATIVE I AM SEEKING A SPECIFIC TYPE OF NIGERIAN MAN WITH CHARATERISTICS THAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT I SPEAK OF THE IGBO TRIBE AND THEIR LANGUAGE SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE NO MATURE COMMENTS THEN , THANKS

IN ALL HONESTY YOUR SARCASM IN WEAK PLEASE THE POSTER HAD A SERIOUS QUESTION IT MAY NOT MATTER TO YOU AND THAT IS FINE BUT PLEASE TRY TO BE NICE ABOUT IT IF YOU CAN

sweet heart, relax, i said i will get u the right one. dont u trust me?

Ebonyeyes:
I rebuke the isi ewu and beer devil in you

this kind goes not out but by prayer and plenty plenty fasting. u go wound ooo!

tubabie:
@Ebonyeyes

What's the weight of Kettlebells recommended? Does it have to be relative to body weight or what?

start with the lightest weight ur body can handle and once u get use to it, move to something heavier, there is no rush, it is not a rat race

doyin13:
Wetin be kettlebell sef. . . .

It conjures images of the local Akpoti
common in Nigeria

it is the same thing bro, the only difference is, instead of water na olumo rock dey inside