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Leilah:
thank you na2day

bros, no pour sand sand for my garri ooooo, i still dey try toast this babe to be mine oooooo. my dearest gamine, the only sugar in my tea, etc, without u i go kpeme oooooo; without u i can't bring back the glory of the Unemes, so please, come to me, be mine for ever

presido1:
dey full for italo doing dia thing. Una population na 25 including you, you come de mess with Imo thread.

come on baby, u can't do this to me, u know i love u from the very first day i saw your hand writing i am ready to cross 7 oceans for your sake. be not afraid, i am well able to prevent the extinction of the Uneme tribe. look at it this way, history will bless both of us for preventing the loss of a people and we will be heros

Gamine:
Na2day

abeg abeg carry your shosky go put for another babe eye, ok



OlRotimi,

na u go extinct first!

iight, i strongly recommend that u read ur own stuff b4 posting because after reading what u just wrote, i am certain that ur lack of intelligence is well beyond the point of infinity. first u make fun of people on a topic u r totally ignorant of, then u replied to my post with words that hardly have any common sense and certainly not related to the topic at hand. even night school should have helped ur course.

davidif:
@na2day
Look who is calling me mumu, you fake american wannabe, you better go get a tire and start rolling it down the street or start playing with some "blome blome". Let me guess you're one of those ultra spoilt kids who live in fortresses with fences higher than the wall of jericho and have five different cars to pick you from school each week, worst of all you probably are one of those kids who wear winter jackets and sweatshirts with hoodies just to pose like Nas, and your best friend is the TV. So you think everyone around is inferior (local) because they don't look or behave american. I am way too classy to even curse you back because you're just a baby, so you better stop your pride and boasting because one day its all going to be over.

there is black magic every where but ijebu get the HQ and the girls na wa. the risk is way too high to really consider an ijebu girl but not necessary impossible.


[quote author=Tawa-Temi link=topic=7080.msg1768455#msg1768455 date=1197625864]If I may ask, have you been jazzed before?

Seems you are talking from experience because thats the only thing you were able to post on this thread.

Where are you from?

There is no village in Africa without tradition / history. African traditions gave room for juju or watever you call it. But it now depend on individual to subject him/herself to such belief in this modern age.

So my dear, prove it to me that in your so called village, there is no herbalist.

And I will tell you that even in the civilised states, they believe in the word witches/ wizards and magicians.

African villages do have their traditions, but I still don't see any reason why you have to pin it on Ijebu people alone, or are u jealous? or is it because we are social and popular people?

In my house we are Ijebu, and we believe so much in the ALMIGHTY GOD and not Juju.

So come of it, the world is changing and you better move with the trend, stop the living in the past that Ijebu people are Juju people.

Unless you are talking from experince that you have been jazzed then,, [/quote]

nah, i am actually proud of u. i know u work hard on ur relationship and must be a good woman. my statement implication was that i wish every1 else knew what u know, which is, how to compromise with their partner to get a stable relationship that actually works and not a hollywood joke of a relationship. u r a good woman and i praise ur worth.

Leilah:
See, more bias once again.

Please explain what you mean na2day?

You think no matter what I do I am not capable of being taken seriously? please explain and clarify your comments.

[quote author=willy*2 link=topic=7080.msg1766525#msg1766525 date=1197556379]e no matter, If you grew up, or visit 1/2 time a year.
Ijebu Lady= Juju Lady[/quote]

mumu united. are u sure you're in the usa? your olodoism is beyond redemption. skating has nothing to do with snow, mugu. u can skate using skate boards or roller skates. now get the cobweb out of your brain, skate boards are different from snow boards period! u should know where to use what. 

davidif:
o pe ke to skate. Skating ko skiing ni, e ma lo gbe we yin lo ma kaa, en skate abe e ni WAEC ni? Don't worry he be like say una never break una 32 before, ope ke to bere si mu milk, then person no go gats to dey tell una as big as una dey say na tropics wey una dey. Its amazing how Nigerians so want to be westernized (imagine a guy wearing a winter jacket and Jeans in the equator trying to pose like Jay Z in the blistering African heat), very soon then go begin dey surf for badagry (when mami wata catch una, una go here wiiiiiiiiin). Skating is for countries that have snow not for people in the tropics.

i am trying sis, i am trying but for some reason i believe u do care

stillwater:
You made me laugh right now . I told God this morning I would not curse anybody. And good for you Leilah.

Now na2day, what can I do to make it sink into your head that I don't care. Please give me the benefit of the doubt.

me? proudly nigerian.

[quote author=Tawa-Temi link=topic=7080.msg1763895#msg1763895 date=1197481169]Well it depends on those you mixed with. But believe me, Ijebu people are nice and caring people.
Yes we love party, and wats the big deal there?

We are merry makers, we are happy people.

Maybe you mixed up with the wrong people.

Mind you all tribes do have their flaws too.

My own Ijebu is not from Cameroon my dear, am a proud Ijebu babe but grew up on the Island.

I do visit my town on every Ileya and other festive period.

If I may ask, where are you from?
lets analyse where you are also from.[/quote]

sweet heart, u are a rare gem, God bless ur sweet soul; keep doing what u do best to make a happy home, some nigerian women dont even know the meaning of compromise. ***********do i see a stillwater frustration coming ***************

Leilah:
Hey I am a foreign wife my baby just told me tonight I am the best woman he has ever met even though I am foreign there is no wahala with me and I am not materialistic and indeed I am not. He then told me that in his afterlife (if there is one) he would hope to meet me in it. I agreed. Takes a whole lot of compromise to even half succeed. Thats why I am here.

hell ya i can! i served in ogun and i have been in and around ijebu lands even up to waterside and it is far from what u r trying to present. some are educated (even that one get comma), they love to party but manners, na zero. unless ur own ijebu is in cameroon.

[quote author=Tawa-Temi link=topic=7080.msg1762241#msg1762241 date=1197454256]Prove it     

[/quote]

ovularia, u beta learn to read between the lines. anywayz, i have to go to bed, we will continue this talk lata. sweet dreams

stillwater:
Actually it was a response to your 12yr olds getting their hearts broken, Mr boy.

WHY U DEY FRONT, NA WHO ASK U IF UR HEART DON BREAK B4? ABI NA GUILTY CONSCIENCE?

stillwater:
Were, madman before nyansh dey for front?

And I've never had my heart broken before, yeye man abi boy

BACK TO SENDER

stillwater:
You are crazy

film trick

[quote author=Tawa-Temi link=topic=7080.msg1758759#msg1758759 date=1197370792]Am a typical Ijebu lady.

We are highly educated,highly social, goal getter,caring,sophisticated,house wives material, classy,, what else do u want in a lady that we don't have?

You will never regret having todays Ijebu lady as a friend / wife.

The best dressed woman / lady in Nigeria is an Ijebu person.

We are the initiator of 'Aso ebi', we are the party maker, just call one Ijebu lady / man to your party and see the outcome, you will never regret it.

We are happy people in Ijebu land with a class. [/quote]

a likely story. 12 years old nowadays even have heart breaks because of guys not to talk of u.  we don dey hear this talk since wey yansh dey back. 

stillwater:
Gosh na2day, you killed me there . But I won't die. How old do you think I am? What constitutues my frustrations at this moment is passing my exams and not looking for husband, ok.

wetin that wan kon mean now? haba, see bobo dey try help u fulfil your dreams, u dey slack. wetin kon bi the problem?

Gamine:
hmm

na today??

e no b your type i go follo go alter ooh!

sorry

if u were half as beautiful as my sisters, u probably would have gotten a man right now, but i am so sure of ur ugliness. it shows the way u let out ur frustration online

stillwater:
na2day
I just knew it that someone ("male" would arrive to a different meaning to my post to probably elevate his ego as a naija dude. I called it rubbish because I do not categorise myself as the "average naija girl" who cares if you marry the sun, moon and stars, OK? ;DMaybe the ones you've been seeing are ugly like your sisters and nieces because I'm not ugly .

@ Gamine

would u marry me? lets keep our Uneme tribe alive. remember the good old commandment? "be fruitful and multiply"

u got a witness bro, hitting it right on the head. its like 9ja just ships out ugly girls out of the country man, u think it is a cultural purification?

davidif:
chi girl you sound like a girl who has been a bridesmaid several times but can't find a date. Ouch. I don't want to speak for other guys but human beings are human beings period. Oyinbo's, akatas, kokoyes and chinkos are humans beings also and not different species.
The truth of the matter is that most of the naija girls i've seen here in yanki are either downright ugly or average looking, they don't look like the beautiful ones in the UNILAG, IMSU, or UNIPORT campuses (and even those ones have bad attitudes). So i definitely, am not going to stoop low to marry someone i am not attracted to simply because they are naija. I believe that several other naija guys agree with me, can i get a witness.

since u call it rubbish, i guess it bothers u alot too

stillwater:
I would to say it's not all Nigerian girls that gives a damn if naija men marry foreigners. AS FOR ME I DO NOT CARE FOR SUCH RUBBISH.

go to the website and read the specification www.state.gov look for the current dv lottery link.

nossycheek:
I have been applying severally without being invited. I guess my problem has to do with the passports. Is there anyway or anywhere I can get the right passports for me and my family?

i strongly reserve my comment.

iight, i will mail u but u dont need any financial support if u are single and my strong advice is to take ur o'level with u just in case they require it, because they always ask for it; make sure u have 5 credits minimum though and at least a "C" in english, it will help ur cause seriously. and if u dont have a credit in english, combine results. also there is a requirement for waec to send them some evidence or so of ur result. have u been given an interview date?

darryshine:
Hi Na2day,
Thanks for your replied, Yes i still want us to communicate via email, i need more more advice, like i have said earlier, i didnt included my 'o'level result in the forms only my working experience, but, my result is out now, and my question is that what if i don't go with my 'o' level result? are they going to interview me? , i am not afraid of the 'o' level question, i have a friend here in this forum his name is REESHY, though we knew each other here and he was successfully interviewed, He told me not to afraid of it that is not a big deal is all 'o' level, he had been so nice to me, before i was afraid of how to get #1,000,000 to prove my evidence of financial support and he makes me believe that nothing like that for a single, Na2day, i would also love to share in your interviewd experience and what will happen if i don't go with my 'o' level result? please email me because i need more advice from you sha, SAME NI, THANKS

the questions are simple and basic. i cant remember them word for word but they were stuff like, how will i know if i have a security intrusion on the network, what will i used to protect my network (servers/clients). bandwidth management (QoS) and naming some ISPs in lagos and some other questions but the truth is they may not ask u these stuff but it will depend on wat u wrote on ur forms. they may just ask u o'levels, just do a little brush up just to be safe. if u still want us to communicate via email, then let me know and i will mail u.

FYI:- stack as many certifications u can as possible, both in microsoft's certs and cisco; ibm certs also sell alot here too. most jobs here dont have any respect for ur nigerian degree if u didnt work for an american company in nigeria where they can verify stuff. hola at me if u still want more advice.

Good luck and God bless.

darryshine:
Hello Na2day?,

i filled System Administrator in my forms, and what exactly question were you asked about computer security?
when you got there, se them no ask you about your certificate? u no what i mean? o' level result and evidence of your working experience? please explain to me because am thinking that they are going to ask me about this and am preparing on how to get my certificate ready,

darryshine4real@yahoo.com

na wa:
MS WORD is the best, or what do you think?

well, its normal ooooo, the way girls behave nowadays, i am not surprised u r afraid of them.

bros, ur life don bend sha. no go pour sand sand for ur garri ooo by mis-yaning to this girl wey u think say like u. anything wey happen to u after the bobo know na OYO ooo, nairaland no get hand for that one.

sisqology:
I also av a problem like this, am not that close to this girl and i love her so much,but i knw she likes me and she's gat a boyfriend which i dnt think she loves, what can i do?