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ayettymama:
kini

i may be fat but i still fine pass na2day!

@post my top 3 nl bobos

jaquan- even though he hurt me sha!

inquesor-dude is funny!

luizworld- seems fun!

u wish! i am fat and fly!  

Abekeade08:
So far we have
abekeade/na2day/dayokanu/justwise
na2day/abekeade/plat/spiked
krissy/abekeade/?/?
Kemisuga/kokonets/?/?
Ayetty/Jaquan/inesq/luizworld
Ebony/adosojun/?/?
Googles/?/?/?
Bluespice/?/?
Jaybee/?/?/?

I see so few people keeping it real ehn?

i always keep it really sweetie, always  

Abekeade08:
Thanks jare na2day, you sure didn't dissapoint me with the long list of your girlfriends.   E be like say everyone no dey read ehntell us your top 3 people na.  

i listed my top 3 na

ayettymama:
https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/10/31/1257024602706/Gabourey-Gabby-Sidibe-Pre-001.jpg

u need to lose weight, serious!  

[size=3pt]typical nigerian girl, goes for a famous person wishing to have her money [/size]

Ebonyeyes:
^^^^^
Nairalands next top model, look at those cheek bones Dayyuuum

i am still better looking than ur cats

ayettymama:
I KNEW IT!!!

erm

well your beautiful in your own way sha!

from today henceforth i will stop calling u a monkey

i see why it hurts u soo much!

if u fine pass me post ur pic make we see

bluespice:
mai fren sherrop, u left me high n dry i had to move on

who left u? u dumped me after i spent all my earnings to buy enough toasting books and u still no gree  

ayettymama:
apparently u are good lookin

i must see!

i refuse to believe someone soo retardederm rude can be foine

oya show ursef!

oh, u want to see my fat self? i knew u have been dying for me in secret. enjoy the pic

Abekeade08:
With the great success of my Valentines Matchmaking thread, I have decided to create another one.

A lot of us are in the diaspora and we will probably never meet ourselves face to face in this lifetime. However, based on someone's NL personality or pic, who are the top 3 people you would consider getting to know better off NL and why.

My number one stunner will be
1)Na2day: Why: Although he can be a terrorist at times , I find that he is very whip smart, attractive, athletic (hmm those shoulders) beautiful bright smile, ambitious and seems like someone I can talk to all day.

2) Dayokanu: Why:Dayokanu is the kind of partner every girl should be looking for, he is very smart, seems caring, and a wonderful listener. He is just a wonderful person in my opinion. (I am working on finding him an iyawo in his area)

3) Brother Justwise: Why: I don't know him very well but from his posts, he seems very mild mannered, calm, sympathetic,  an all around nice guy.

Some fantasy partners I have seen around;Feel free to suggest guys and girls you think would make good matches.

adosojun/ebonyeyes -Ebony go kill me
pweety/luizworld
googles/190
platinum/jacquan
ayetty/?? (follypimpi)
daviddylan/amaka
na2day/every girl on NL
hbabe/dobodbo
uju/


Feel free to choose someone who has been chosen and tell us why you like that person. You never know, someone chosen might secretly like you too. LADIES PLEASE NO FORMING

only 3?   i no need extra sheet to write my own oooo!  

anyways,

1) my number one is my one and only sweet heart, the angel of my dreams Abekeade08/ she has refused to marry me even after i told her i want her to give me a daughter that looks just like her  

2) plat: we have our differences but mami is a touch of gold whenever she is not acting childish/ she dumped me for one jacquan  

3) Spikedy: overly diplomatic, will never answer your question(s), always coming up with some annoyingly smart response(hey, get your own job, smart replies is my job! ) but i still got a little something something for her

in other news:

chinesedoll: my personal person but she dumped me for a white boy!  
Mhismole: pure beauty, once upon a time we were bonnie and clyde
Ujujoan: refuse to marry me bcuz i work in a small cybercafe in ajegunle. she wants someone with a bentley  
googles: i just wanted to marry her legs alone, long fine legs but since abekeade08 got not just the legs but the hips also, i will stick to my abekeade08
sistawoman: back in the days when she was on NL, oh the fantasies!  
iice: been telling her to marry me for the longest of time, she doesnt want to hear word!
seceretz: my darling baby girl, i am paying her bride price with or without her approval
JeSoul: my sweet heart, i like what u doing girl, keep in being u
SeanT21: my baby sis, big bro loves u to death
ebonyeyes: hmmmm, wahala! i am still fighting with her cats
ifedy: she is my lover gone missing
the amaka: very stubborn and extremely silly. she no dey hear word at all! but i still love her once in a while  
chiogo: if not for the Celtics, i would have loved u girl
Pweety4me: my sweet sweet little sis, love ya
Idowuogbo: got a straight head, says things as they are, got mad love for u honey  
bluespice: once upon a time we were tight but her behind got her too much attention now she dumped me  
unitee: too shy but a sweet heart

to be continued. . . . . . . .  

FYI: those i like to meet just to kill them, in no particular order FL gators, ayettymama(i will be doing the earth a good favor ) MzDarkSkin, funkybaby . . . . . . . . the complete list coming soon to a theater near u

ayettymama:
na2day  

i just lost 50 brain cells

are u guys bein serious??

no comment  

i lost 51 cells too! just staying one step ahead of u as always  

otukpo:
Go and open another thread for that.
we'll also want to know your reactions.

nah baby, this one works for me just fine save the earth, go green, use less bytes

ayettymama:
o i see sum attention seekers up there

*ignored*

u mean u?

snthesis:
^^^
guy y dont u want her, since u said she is all dat and jara- wat is d koko?
@op
secret admirer-hmmmm! none rili, cos am not even sure d peeps hia ar 4 real , 4 all i care googles cud b a fat, shaven head, potbellied, gorillahairy, nutcase,tigerwrestler(wit d marks of course),76 yr old grandpa!

who said i dont want her? she is yet to accept me, hopefully i can win the lottery and buy her, her own island. on a serious not sha, she is not materialistic, at least not like most nigerian girls since i have been on NL, i have only met 2 nigerian girls that are not heavily materialistic, most of  them claim they are not after money but talking to them 4 a long time u will find the underlying gold digger in them, go figure! in this day and age that materialism seem to be the back bone for r/s, i rather adopt a child. if i become rich in the future, i dont have to worry about a woman's intention, it will just be me and my child. as for women, the dating scene will always be there

3ndy:
if u no want trouble y u come dey write my name now

did u not read that i am a peace marker? what has writing ur name got to do with trouble?

eleshin:
man is multi faceted,so nairaland is just a means for me to exercise one of my various dimentionalities.

yup!

Dark1:
I humbly apply to rename this thread. . . . WHO IS REALLY UNFAITHFUL IN A RELATIONSHIP?

application accepted

adaphik:
LMAO ,

nice profile pic

Abygul:
are u sure.?

yup! positive

follypimpi:
brof i will even tell my child about it.

i live on ur streets bro. me sef will tell my kids and i will do my best to explain it to them but not to say hateful things to them but they have the right to know.

Pweety4me:
Blah blah blah

kneel down there and raise up ur legs!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Hurt yes but more disappointed at such a weak person. [/color]

will u marry me? for the uptenth time!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]peace maker ke Na lie jare I don't see feminists [/color]

u dont have to see them, i will see them on ur behalf

I am not sure if y'all know the meaning of "secret admirer" well, i got one and she knows herself and i must say whoever ends up with her will be a lucky person if not the luckiest person. she is smart, sassy, got glamour in a unique way. i saw her dance once and i was in heaven straight up, her hips dont lie at all her smile, chai! i can write a whole book for just that smile, very anomalous; she is indeed one of the grandeur of God's creations. we have very different views in many subjects but still come to respect each other's idea not necessarily accepting them. i think she understands the me and me, now i am not saying i am bipolar oooo, i am just saying there is a me and me, like 2 of me, or is it 3 or 4 or more sef, i can't remember but she understands all of them. infact, u ppl shld not get me started ooo, i can write 19 to the dozen on this one beauty. for u mami

Ebonyeyes:
[b]This is why kids have no business getting married. [/b]"SHAKES MY DAMN HEAD"

if i remember correctly, u were singing hosanna "How To Beat Your Husband Or Man Without Touching Him" thread https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=422498.msg5799728#msg5799728 now u come here to say crap. why didnt u give the same advise over there? HYPOCRITE!!!

ayettymama:
I know there are prolly 1001 cheating threads but i wanted to ask anyways

As a woman- how do you react emotionally to your man cheating on you

does it bother you?

do you shrug it off as the way men behave??

does it hit your esteem??

do you look for the nearest shotgun

what are your emotional reactions to your partners unfaithfulness?

well, since u didnt finish ur post, let me help u complete it. men, how do u react when ur woman cheats on u, lies her teeth out, always tryna deceive u, when she nags like hell, spends all ur money on shoes, clothes, make-up while she sends hers to her parents back home. how do u react when she is mad at u forgetting her birthday(we only do that once in a year) but she keeps forgetting(every single week) to leave the TV alone when u have a game going, and she is wondering why u are upset etc. does it bother u? do you shrug it off as the way women behave? does it hit your esteem? do you look for the nearest shotgun, cutlass, hammer etc what are your emotional reactions to this problem they call "WOMAN", her unfaithfulness, inclusive?


there u go, hope that helps u welcome!

ayettymama:
inquesor i honesly dont no why u bother! 

your dealing with an obvious madman!

the queen of casual is back, lets get that champagne popping! welcome back, ur royal casualness

iice:
[color=#9900ff]You wan find trouble eh [/color]

me? trouble? no ooo! me that is a peace marker but na lie i talk?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]You answered right, just not complete.  Women tend to be irrational and like to have validation.  She wanted you to make the decision for her _{roll eyez}.  If you couldn't make the decision, she wanted you to make it clear that you will not hold it against her if something happens in the future - validation.[/color]

shouldn't u hold an educated class for your fellow feminist zealots on this forum?  they need it badly, for example 3ndy 

CuteAngel:
You guyz are so funny. i think 'Customer Care' is better than 'Dirty Fool'

so if a guy stores ur number as customer care or dirty fool, will u be happy?

harakiri:
She loves me. . .they all want me and i will chop all of them.There is nothing you can do about it.I'm having lunch with her in an hour's time. . .we will eat beans and bread at Shita!

beans and bread? na my abekeade08 u wan kill with poverty, i reject it in Jesus name ooo!

Abygul:
emi ooo gbe u cannot fit

i can fit

na 2day?

edogu:
For some time now men have been seriously accused of beating their wife. Ask me and I will tell you it is irresponsible for any man to beat her wife or girlfriend (either of the two). But then there are some other ways we can do this without actually touching or hitting them physically. Don't ask whether it is by denying them of cash - absolutely No! In fact any man than cannot sustain his wife and children is lazy and not worthy to be called a man.
Meanwhile this is applicable for everybody. When you have problem with your wife or girlfriend:
1. If she refuses to cook for you show her that you too can do can do equally do the cooking ( this is note for everybody as not every guys know how to cook) or you can buy already cooked food outside, bring it home and eat in front of her. While doing this you can put on some love song which will irritate her and make her to feel jealous.
2. You can also visit the Mr. Big, Citi chef or any tantalizer with your children without your wife.

3. If you have sexy body with hairy chest or smooth body this can be of an advantage (Pls don't ask me if guys are sexy - swagger).
4. Play with your children or you can go for site-seeing (with your children only).
5. When together pretend as if you are chatting with your female colleagues (I don’t mean concubine) in a manner that reminds her of the good times. Pretend as if she is not their even when you know she their.
6. When you discover she is remorseful may be you can forgive her (with a smile). Don't forget its part of the game

Guys wat do you think?

bros, first learn grammar b4 giving us ur advice, i don tire to dey dodge all these arrows u dey fire, abi u be robin hood? other than that, u have some valid points but using ur kids as ponds in ur chase game is messed up for real!

harakiri:
^^^

The girls are mine!

yes, u can have all the other girls but my beautiful angelic Abekeade is all mine and i ain't sharing! if i so much as see ur shadow close to her footprint even if she is not within the area, u are as good as dead! UP OPC AND MEND!

harakiri:
Ha!

I love women ooo!

I'm thinking of 299 things i would love to do with you right now. . .take 2 wild guesses.

[size=20pt]BLOOD OF JESU KRISTI! [/size]

harakiri:
Ha!

Me and Na2day will sort that issue out later. . .for now, na me and you.You sabi say i dey attracted to you gaannnn!

If i no like you, i no go dey hit on your na.How you see am?

MR MAN, WHAT IS THE SIZE OF UR NECK SO THAT I WILL KNOW THE SIZE OF CUTLASS TO BUY FOR IT!

harakiri:
Wetin consign me and sexy beans? Na you i want.I want to chop you.

u wan chop who? u no dey fear? omo, i go shoot u ooo! other women no dey NL na my own u wan collect? [size=20pt]THUNDER FIRE U 60 TIMES A DAY! [/size]

Abygul:
na2day u get issue y u dey attck pple like dis evrybody is entittled to his or her own opnion.y u dey attack now.all u want sha is aguement kaiiiiiiiiiiii u too dier for me jooooooooooo

last time i checked mukina2 said u were the one attacking ppl, talk of pot calling kettle black. i only corrected his grammar so now, na u get issues bah? abi u don fall in love with me but no fit talk am?