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Here is how: He promised.

ladyinred: OP, your English is atrocious.

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BTT: What is your Date of Birth? I am sure if you create a thread here on Nairaland putting up this story you will find people who or people who know people who are.

You can also look at the Birthdays Section of Nairaland's front page on your birth date, I am sure you won't be the only one presented on that date.

I used to think so about many birthday too until 2004 when I saw alot of people celebrating 04.04.04 with me.

Makes you wonder, right? No, you are not alone.

I have 1 or 2 friends who share the same birthday (day n month), but what i mean is people born on the exact same year, month n day.

As in when dem dey tell my mama Pusshhhhh... Dem dey tell their mama Pusshhhh.. somewhere else.

Their outing wasn't the greatest, but changing coaches every cloudy morning doesn't help either, so it's best they stick with him for a while.

na today?

I have never met anyone born on the exact same day as myself. The closest i've met is a girl born one day after.

I worked for many years at a job where i needed to see ID, and i would take note of each birthday, but no match.

I don't get along with snakes. When i see em' i bitchh-slap em. That's just how i roll

ALL OF THEM!!

I know all the gods personally. We dey chill

Good thing i no longer work in telecoms.

let me ask Zeus. please hold

More like blind people

It depends

cool

Ukwu go soon make am to New York Stock Exchange, at the ongoing rate of demand.

me sef na alien

cool

Youth empowerment.

jmaine: This "GEJ till 2019" no be only nairaland matter oo . . . .lolz. . .

Forget, that Asari guy go be e-warrior for Nairaland too

Sounds cool.

e-warriors please be seated. No fighting.

I think it is about time the apes took over the world. Humanity keeps failing.

"Waka come.. only you?"

Man must wack

mtschwww.. I have all these furnitures in my house.

My address is NO. 4 ............. Awon' Ole'

cool

Searching for my name... Not found.

dytbabe: Wait o, is this the used to be sexy muma gee?

Hmmmmmm

She used to be sexy AF in some MILF type way though.

armyofone: my dimples are rare...created specially for me.
I may be the only one in the universe with upper cheek dimples.

Make we see

philtex: Should I? I Be Guy OoooO.

Abeg keep your own for your personal consumption

Females only.