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 Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Nairalanders With Cute Dimples by NaLaugh: 1:03am On Jul 24, 2014*. Modified: 1:22am On Jul 24, 2014 |
Dimples on the face are cute n all, but if you're tryna drive me nuts, You'll have to have the "Dimples of Venus" or simply put- "back dimples" or "butt dimples" whichever one you like. I think i should open a special thread for that. Any girl here with these? Matter of fact: [size=14pt]N1,000 phone recharge for the first Female with one of these.[/size] serious. That's how much i love them. 
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Get Swag Pass Among This Boy And This Girl? by NaLaugh: 11:25am On Jul 23, 2014 |
crunchyg: Ok be truthful, if you were to be that girl would you have done the same?Yup! Last time i visited Naija, i was at a lounge with a few friends in Abuja. At the time, most of them had only recently gotten decent jobs, and were still getting into form. They didn't exactly have a lot of disposable income. I am not exactly rich, but i could have afforded to spend a few thousand dollars that night (not that i typically would, but could). HOWEVER, because of the girls with us, you would think otherwise about my friends if you were an observer. They were jumping around, and throwing the little money they had at girls left and right. They were only trying to create a false sense of financial security. That's how people with little money act. As Nas said "real millionaires spend $50mil on paintings" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Get Swag Pass Among This Boy And This Girl? by NaLaugh: 9:40am On Jul 23, 2014 |
crunchyg: Really? Nalaugh you feel its only broke guys that does that. Do you thinkYes. That's the point. |
| Politics › Re: Only A Third Of Nigerians Are Poor- Says World Bank by NaLaugh: 8:52am On Jul 23, 2014 |
B.S |
| Romance › Re: Five Most Annoying First~date Questions by NaLaugh: 8:51am On Jul 23, 2014 |
meh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by NaLaugh: 1:28am On Jul 23, 2014 |
[size=16pt]TARGATARGA FOR PRESIDENT/RESIDENT DICTATOR 2015 - INDEFINITE [/size]  The name already sounds like an African dictator and fits right in. Gaddafi Mobutu Sese Seko Abacha TargaTarga |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Till You Faint by NaLaugh: 1:25am On Jul 23, 2014 |
ITbomb: ^^^ Dem don pay you? Na the question |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Am I Finer Than Mr Olodo And Retarded Ediot? by NaLaugh: 1:12am On Jul 23, 2014 |
Funnicator: Upon all shakara you babes did.haha. Dis guy fine pass me small. Check my profile pic for confirmation. I receive about 194 PMs daily, and have hired a secretary specifically to manage these PMs from pretty Nairaland ladies. They all want a piece of this Will Smith/Brad Pitt & Denzel rolled up in one guy. but since this guy fine pass me small, e mean say na like 500 PMs a day from the pretty ladies im dey get. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Get Swag Pass Among This Boy And This Girl? by NaLaugh: 1:08am On Jul 23, 2014 |
Searching for swag... swag not found. Although i'll vote for the chicks move. Only broke dudes feel the need to do stuff like that. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See The Striking Resemblance Between Phyno And Osama Bin Landen by NaLaugh: 1:01am On Jul 23, 2014 |
analysis in progress... please hold |
| Celebrities › Re: Battle Of The Booty : Serena Williams & Kim K Put Their Massive Cakes On Display by NaLaugh: 10:59pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
priscaoge:na spirit dey post the kpof kpof? It is a contributive effort for the glorification of Ukwu. Oya! comply. *Defendant is hereby detained under state custody until Ukwu-claims are summarily proven beyond reasonable doubt* |
| Politics › Re: Test Run Of Port Harcourt Mono Rail (photo) by NaLaugh: 10:55pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
What distance does it cover? |
| Education › Re: FG Deploys 50 Lecturers To Ugandan University by NaLaugh: 10:51pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
next news we will hear: [size=14pt]"Nigerian Lecturers on strike in Uganda"[/size] 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Battle Of The Booty : Serena Williams & Kim K Put Their Massive Cakes On Display by NaLaugh: 10:50pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
priscaoge: Just like mine Display your cakes or rest your case. *This case is adjourned until the defendant files cake-filled visual exhibit.* 2 Likes |
| Fashion › Re: Is There Any Sense In This Halima Abubakar Dressing? by NaLaugh: 9:50pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Not sure, but isn't she a big booty actress? |
| Car Talk › Re: The Best Of IVM Motors (Innoson Motors) by NaLaugh: 12:51pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
iterator25: if ford were ivm, you wouldn't have issues with her logo.. the logo will grow on people, it's unique in my opinionIf i didn't have an issue with Ford's logo, would i say it is "tacky?" i said IVM's logo is tacky like Ford's logo. I don't care what logo they brand their business with, i'm more concerned with how the logo affects the visual appeal on the physical vehicle. Look at the three images attached. Image 1 & 2 show you the similarities in IVM and Ford's logo (their tackiness is entirely my perceptive opinion) Image 3 is also IVM's logo. The SAME logo, but represented differently. Image 3 is the version of their logo that would portray a more solid vehicle from a visual perspective, and the version that should be emblemed on their vehicles. My goal is not to bash Innoson but offer constructive criticism which companies pay people millions for. 5 Likes
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| Car Talk › Re: The Best Of IVM Motors (Innoson Motors) by NaLaugh: 9:57am On Jul 22, 2014 |
The vehicles look decent, particularly the sedans & SUV. Although those are stock images. Also, i think the company needs a new logo. This one is slightly tacky like Ford's logo. A more metallic looking logo would create a better sense of confidence & a perceived "strength" of the product. Good luck. 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: Any Regret Not Knowing How To Speak Your Dialect? by NaLaugh: 9:44am On Jul 22, 2014 |
AgapeCharis:I speak from observation of the Nigerian society, and the world at large. But that is not the purpose of this thread, so i'll let it be. |
| Family › Re: Would You Let Your Spouse Flirt? by NaLaugh: 9:03am On Jul 22, 2014 |
in R.Kelly voice "..Unless you trust herrrrr.. Don't bring your girl around me coz i'm a flirt" |
| Culture › Re: Any Regret Not Knowing How To Speak Your Dialect? by NaLaugh: 9:01am On Jul 22, 2014 |
AgapeCharis: see dx man oooNow ask yourself how much fun it would be if you attend a job interview, and are OBVIOUSLY by far the more qualified candidate. However, you lose out to an unqualified semi-illiterate, simply because the hiring manager found out Mr. illiterate was from his neck of the woods. This reference is not about the fun of speaking one's language, it is about undue favors to that regard. |
| Travel › Re: 10 Places In The World Where It Is Daytime 24/7 (no Night For Months) by NaLaugh(op): 8:52am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Slimdel: WowWhy u dey open mouth? |
| Culture › Re: Any Regret Not Knowing How To Speak Your Dialect? by NaLaugh: 8:47am On Jul 22, 2014 |
AgapeCharis: No....its jx an advantage!Referenced "Advantage" = Nepotism, Tribalism. 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: Any Regret Not Knowing How To Speak Your Dialect? by NaLaugh: 8:30am On Jul 22, 2014 |
nah. I have never held an actual 5 minute conversation in my language. EVER. However, i understand it 95% I can construct almost any sentence i want. However, when attempting it i sound like a Retardd who has too much palm wine. No regrets here, as It is a very obscure language even in the context of Nigeria. Also i understand: Yoruba - 20% Hausa - 22% Igbo - 0.001% Spanish - 5% & counting. |
| Culture › Re: Any Regret Not Knowing How To Speak Your Dialect? by NaLaugh: 8:27am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Brymo: I know how to 4 languages, but can't speak mine, funny.... I understands it though.na which kain english be dis na? |
| Culture › Re: Can Black Magic(juju)be Sent To Someone Abroad by NaLaugh: 8:22am On Jul 22, 2014 |
*face palm* |
| Sports › Re: Nigerian Players That Flopped After Being Hyped Into The Super Eagles by NaLaugh: 7:52pm On Jul 21, 2014*. Modified: 8:14pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Tpappie: Wrong! Elvan Ekoku played another friendly for NigeriaBros, i think you have his name literally mixed up with Alvan Ikoku. Soccer player = Efan Ekoku Statesman = Alvan Ikoku Oyaa, for your innocent mistake, hol' 10 naira with Alvan Ikoku face. 3 Likes
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| Family › Re: Thread For Single Mothers/ Fathers by NaLaugh: 7:42pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Does virgin sperm donor with 128 offspring count? (single n searching)  |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Crashes In Bama, Borno by NaLaugh: 7:40pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Right before the incident... Roger Tinz! 1 Like
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| Celebrities › Re: Inspector General Of Police Controlling Traffic In Abuja (Pictures) by NaLaugh: 4:51pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Photo-Op. |
| Islam › Re: Nigerian Wins Top Prize for Quran Completion in Dubai by NaLaugh: 4:43pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
good for am |
| Romance › Re: Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of Times She Denied Him Sex by NaLaugh: 4:32pm On Jul 21, 2014*. Modified: 1:02pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
I endorse his actions. Sometimes things need to be chronologically documented to be seen for what they really are. After this, they either have a truly serious talk about it, or get divorced. 50% of marriages end in a divorce here, so no biggie, they'll only constitute a common statistic. 6 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Funniest Username(s) You've Seen On Nairaland? by NaLaugh: 2:34pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
bloglover: cabinbiscuit I remember those wooden items 1 Like |
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