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Chikacha:
You dey tempt me for this group, I go leave this thread for you. Deflover cannot be an Igbo man.

That instructor killed me when he said "look for the one that doesn't have any value....much" then he said "please, if you love what we're doing, and you're enjoying the video, this video is giving you value....


Notice that no transaction fee. And the quantity of coin they are Hoarding, if they become one Naira each nko?

No excuse for not investing in crypto.

Lol...he Dey ask if his video is giving us value and he advised us to put money for something wey no get value. Any newbie way jam that channel, he or she don enter Straight bus to poverty walai

Persephone1:
This is what happens when you reject biology class to opt for beer parlour gist

Lol...Werey nigga. I laughed .

Sixfeetbelle:
So you can know whether to toast her or not?

Lol...if she is yet to clock 25, there is probably hope for her. At 25, ladies stop growing, declining gradually set in. At 35, guys stop growing.

fyzaila:
As you read in the subject above, from my waist upwards is smaller which includes my b@obs ofcourse. My b@obs is just a little bigger than agbalumo not even a handfull o. On the other hand from my waist downward including hips and butt is wider and bigger.
Please any idea or exercise i can do to balance everything? Like increase b@@bs or reduce hips and butt.

I should be with they way I'm created but there is nothing wrong in looking for natural solutions.

I know what you are saying. I have a lady who was once like this..Today, you won’t recognize her again. If I may ask. How old are you?

therealMcCain:
While I agree, posting those sales without info serves no purpose or use BUT you want him to reveal the names of a Transaction that has not been concluded, so that village people will go and press spoil. Think am na

Few days ago, that same guy showed us bunch of names he has sold in the past.

I am always against the covering of sales reported here, I hate it and i won’t hesitate to speak against it but I don’t see anything wrong in protocol covering those sales, those deals are yet to be finalized. I am certainly sure if he did not cover those names, by now; people here would have started coining and registering similar version of those names. There is no argument on this, it is something will have witnessed repeatedly on this thread.

Anyone who made a sales based on installments payments and run over here or to namespro to show off the name, he or she should just pray very hard that the enduser who is paying for the domain won’t come across similar names that makes more sense to him and at a good lower price cause he will definitely come across many. Posting the names means taking needless risk..all for what?We are Domainers, let us think like one.

Anyways, those sales figures are enough to inspire me mostly because it is coming from a Nigerian. Protocol your sales gives me joy and you have awaken something within me. Thanks!!!

protocol:
Let's see how these ones plays out. Price your assets well.

This will be my last sales report here any soon, Sorry guys.

All sold domains picked from Ed.

Massive congrats. Oyinbos are damn stingy. Sir, did you set it 60months(5years) or they are the one that requested for it?

massive1019:
this is my first time of attacking someone online...but i will do this...

If you are not seeing sales...dont think everyone is experiencing the same...there are some people that have grown above that. This i say with experiences of some close friends that i have.

2k well researched names...if you know what you are doing you can be knacking $5k in sales per month...

Peace...more sales to us all...

I know that feelings. Sometimes it is just hard to ignore other’s stupidity. It makes one feel very guilty when you do not point it out to them.

Goodlyhrt:
A girl I was really interested in one time just put to bed a bouncing baby boy.

Though I tried to make her my girlfriend and I was sad she choose another guy who now impregnated her out of wedlock.

She is an outgoing..partying.. Jaiye jaiye kind of girl but I was reluctant we could have a thing together then. But it never materialised and so she bore him a son. A cute guy I must say.

Several times she has been to my place to greet me and pleaded with me to come see her son. But I was still bittered by the fact she choose another guy and an irresponsible lifestyle. So I always dodged going to meet her in her place. I also swore never to give her a dime.

Today she brought her baby to my place. I was actually worried what people might say or word spilling out and his so called boyfriend aka husband breaks my head for me.

As devil will have it.. It started pouring heavily, I had to beg her to stay at least till the rain subsides. It was then she started pouring out her heart to me, how she made mistakes and regretted giving birth to the child for the guy.

She even named the child with my name. I was so happy inside but I didn't show it. But sha deep in side I wished the child belonged to me because he is so cute just like her mother whom I love so much.

I broke my vow of not giving her any penny today when she opened up to me that she doesn't have anything to feed my boy sorry her son I was moved with compassion. Luckily for her someone gave me some money for a job which I now gave small thing just because of the boy.

Maybe I love kids to a fault or maybe the child bore my name or arrghh he is so cute and I wouldn't mind to do it again if I am opportuned.

By the streets she scammed me howbeit legitimately.

If you familiarize yourself with Ubunja teachings, you will quickly realized those emotional feelings (pouring her heart out to you) is what feminism is all about.

Men are logical being and cannot reason with emotions, something women are built with. Emotions always conquer logic. It what is responsible for the fall of Adam. I hope you will struggle and courageously do the right thing. You know what to do.

Metaphor44:
Messiah?
Nothing is interesting about life anymore. No job, can't meet my essential needs. The cruelties are unbearable

Lol..No be you put messiah on your profile?

Are you married?

Metaphor44:
I'm tired of life.

Coming from a whole Messiah, why would you be tired of life?

Elate28:
I can do the bank statement with stamp for you

Lol...pls, op don’t try this. Dangerous!

Metaphor44:
Congrats to u

Hahaha..This comments made me laugh very hard.

Congrats for wetin? It as if you Dey congratulate person for entering a Brand New Car wey no get money to buy and probably might never own one. I swear 9ja don tire us patapata.

seanwilliam:
You and who know that?
Na person salary you call groundnut money so

No mind the guy, make person ask him for ordinary 5k, he go disappear for life.

ollybode:
Port to payday, payday has moderate rate compared to chippercash

Please what is their dollar rate?

Neverlosemoney:
LOL....The word “Simplicity” is not in that guy dictionary. it takes time to decipher his messages...He his simply trying to tell you this......“Opportunities do not appear too often”. Once in a blue moon, the sky will rain gold, when it does; you want to go out and grab the gold with Bucket not with Cup.

At times it will do you good not to listen to anyone but study, observe for weeks, months and listen to your own conviction. You are the one who is going to live with the consequence. Good news is...You are still very early.

Hmmm, what if person no fit find Bucket or Cup..cause as I Dey so, Na Spoon Dey for my hand.

NERIBLAIZE:
*WHAT WILL 277 DOLLARS DO FOR YOU*

Hello there, Good morning from here.

Hope you had a great weekend? Over the weekend I had a live session with my students on how to increase earnings in affiliate marketting.

But I want to ask; What would $277 dollars do for you?

Me? By the end of this week, i should have made at least $300 (N230,000) from my Affiliate marketting business.

I'll send some money to my sister, she's in nursing school, they're always demanding for one thing or the other. I plan to register to the gym, pay some bills, send some money to my mom and save some for future investments and projects.

The first day I made ₦35,000 from Affiliate marketting in June last year, I knew it was my route to break generational curses. It could be for you too.

P/S; these products that i sell are not mine.


I just sleep and my money counts for me. Join the Academy soon . ♥️

Show us a proof of your earnings. A Picture Is Worth More Than A Thousand Words!!!

Tribal:
My beloved brother, you are one of the few that has Sincere Courage to Speak bitter Truth to erring majority. No lily-livered Person would ever talk like you do, I sincerely Salute you and I Pray that your shall Fulfill your Glorious Destiny.

I have Igbo Blood in me too, my Mom is Igbo. But the Truth that every wise and Sincere Igbo knows is that this Government can NEVER handover to Obi. Even Obi himself knows this, that is why he makes his Campaign fully Igbotic in nature just to enjoy the frenzy of moment. Question is, why should we serve as Spoiler for Southern Presidency?! Tinubu was definitely in best Position to Win this Presidency till my Igbos brothers Started massive Unprecedented Defamation of his Person. What we Igbos can not have for now, why being so Wicked to have been so bitterly Spoiling the Chance of a fellow Southerner to have it?! Myopic hatred for Yorubas is what has been directed towards Tinubu, now many that would have voted him before the Mockeries and Defamatory Online Campaigns against him are now rendered undecided which would get Flani Atiku more votes and your Know the 8 Years of Wickedness and Enslavement which that means for Southern Nigerians.

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Cashless policy, an igbo running for presidency ( the media screaming his name everywhere; making it seems a big deal as if it something heavenly glorious).

The whole thing is just a strategy.....For those who can see through the whole noise, those who can stand afar and look at things clearly. They will realize a plan as been in motion long before Nigerians even start thinking of election, a plan to install someone who as the Fulanis interest at heart, someone who is more capable of aligning with their agenda.

Tinubu ( a Demi god) is a threat to their agenda. This whole movement, an Igbo running like it the first time, cashless policy are just to stop him. Obi is a puppet. Atiku the one to be installed.

udede:
I am feeling very bad. I don't want to say suicidal, but its that bad.
I sold off my business and was able to raise a couple of millions.
I ventured into another business that i thought i could do and make it bigger.
Long story short. I lost all. Mark you I'm not greedy just ill prepared.

Now its
No money
No wife
No child
No savings remaining
No love
No lover

Middle aged

Meeen😭

What is a middle age?

LadyRosa2:
Hey Doug! I'm so married!

The easiest thing to catch is a husband, trust me.
Na mumu dey find am difficult to catch naija guys wey full everywhere like mosquitoes.


Between naija guys and sand I don't know which is easy to get.

This made me laugh real hard.... Majority of the males here are just kids or have a brain equivalent to that of a kid.

Freshtruth:
teach me one sir culess please

You can start with this......

https://www.nairaland.com/3430037/what-make-money-online

Read from page 1 to 150 before you get started.

Remember in online world of money making, you need excessive knowledge and very little capital. So, be very thirsty for knowledge, focus on it accumulation and the capital will come.

Freshtruth:
Am a young man who still live in my childhood side am a graduate ashamed to hustle in my area everybody knows me what coded business can I do for 20k



Seun, mydd,lalasticalala,obembet pls move this to FP for me

Online Business. Lots out there you could start with. It takes excessive knowledge but very little capital to succeed.

Is it me? Cause this days it seems to me as if Obi as been sworn in as NIGERIA president. We no even Dey see Buhari for news again, nah this man we Dey see everywhere

Chikacha:
I'm a little worried, I transferred ORAI to my METAMASK, Bnbchain. It is there but showing zero balance.

Add the token manually in your metamask account( import custom token); once you do this, you should see the amount of token you have in there.

1. They can’t cook


From time immemorial, women have been exclusively associated with cooking. “The place of a woman is in the kitchen” is a popular saying that describes the perceived primary duty of a woman. Apparently, girls born after 1993 have broken the barrier and refused to follow societal standards in that regard. They can’t cook and they don’t want to cook, simple… at least that’s what many are saying.


2. They love fast foods


This is not surprising since they can’t cook. Name one girl that doesn’t love Burgers, chicken &chips, Dominos pizza, shawarma and cold stone, etc. Check am na.

3. Love to take selfies


Uh… excuse me, that’s a general girl problem. But people are saying girls born after 1993 are grandmistresses of taking selfies. So we’re not arguing with that.

4. They charge their phones… a lot


We all know that feeling when our phones suddenly switch off in the middle of an important assignment because the battery is dead. Yeah, it’s not a good feeling at all. Well, guess girls born after 1993 have taken their obsession about charging their phones a bit over the top. Check every charging spot in any location these girls are, their phones are always charging there. That’s what some people are saying, anyway.



5. They twerk a lot


The origin of twerking can be traced to Côte d’Ivoire in West Africa, where a similar style of dance, known as the Mapouka dance came from. The dance has existed for centuries emphazising the movement of the buttocks. However, the dance is now known as twerking which has become popular in modern times. Twerking is now a sexy female dance meant to showcase the flexibility of the bum bum. It’s a major turn-on for men that women use to seduce them. Girls born after 1993 twerk not just to show they can dance, but to show they’re sexy.

6. They openly love sex


Sex is a hush hush matter. Everybody is doing it but most, especially girls, don’t want to talk about it… until you jam girls born after 1993. They love sex and own up to it with their full chests. No time to check time. If you don’t like it, go hug a transformer.

7. They’re bisexual


Being gay is no longer a hidden issue nowadays. We already said girls born after 1993 love sex. Who’s to say they don’t swing both ways? Don’t ask me. Ask those stereotyping them.

8. They lie


They say girls born after 1993 can lie for the world. Their lies are so potent they can cause World War III. Wo, what’s my own? Everyone lies if you ask me.


9. They wake up


Uh… someone should please tell me what that means? So they shouldn’t wake up again? They should die in their sleep. Hian! Is there something I’m missing here because I don’t understand? Maybe what stereotypes are saying is the only achievement girls born after 1993 have daily is to wake up from sleep, ouch!

10. They do poppers


Poppers are a liquid drug that can give an instant high when inhaled. They are also called amyl nitrate, butyl nitrite, and liquid gold. The “highness” is usually quick and sudden. They are dizziness, warm sensations, an increased heart rate, and headaches. Girls born after 1993 belong to the “woke” generation. So, it’s not surprising they’re popping too.

Finally…

Stereotypes are basically saying that girls born after 1993 are useless. If you have a sister born after 1993, I do hope you don’t shoot someone for being an idiot. Every generation has its own bad sides. It doesn’t mean they should continuously be judged by them. So when next you want to point at any girl, remember four fingers are pointing right back at you. T for thanks.

Enny2013:
I don't lyk friends,bcs I don't lyk pple knowing me too well. The more u come closer,d more I stay away. I hate being visited, I feel uncomfortable.

I don't lyk my phone ringing too. i feel disturbed. Once I lost a phone, I buy a new sim, to disconnect myself from some persons.

I don't lyk receiving gifts,bcs I feel pple can use anything against one...I hate free things. If I buy something,no too add jara abeg. I won't come again.

I hate Birthday wishes, they make me emotional.
So many things...
I think I am weird.

Do you want me to do a psychoanalysis on this? Guessing why you feel this way.

2sexycom:
So why didn't you DM to get the info? Iyke and everyone who sent a DM got the information for free. I didn't make it public because for same reasons we are discussing here, which is the usual "Nigerianness" to destroy things. That is how another went to make an offer on iCauseTrouble domain name and came here to release a useless apology. Have you seen the dude come around since then? No... he left you guys alone and quietly face his life.

Some of you will just sit on your ass and unnecessarily be hating on a person for things that do not even exist.

Again, why didn't you send a DM? You didn't send a DM when asked to send it but chose to be angry for over 1 year lol... I hope that anger chokes your throat and chest till it bursts!

For some reasons.....I will pretend as if I did not read this.

Glistinin:
Bro the "I'm better than them and high horse aura" you spread here is not only disappointing, it's bilious!
Like who gives a flying Bleep if you are in a WhatsApp group?
We Nigerian domainers NEED to be reducing our pride, arrogance and shitty manner of approach!

I remember a little while back...when he was telling some people on this very thread to PM him privately that he has a vital information for them. Sincerely, I find some of his actions spiteful.

Honestly, with some actions I have seen been displayed on this thread, I just can’t help but have a deep profound admiration for this guy called lyke promotion, the creator of this thread. I can’t imagine what this thread would have turned into, if he was not the creator. I

jeromestarks:
you can not have a lasting peaceful home if you marry a woman you did not disvirgin because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.

Do not pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (virgin) by a guy who didn't pay anything except two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you a fool?


The parents of a girl who isn't a virgin should not collect bride price on her. She has already sold her best away. What are you now paying for?


Once a girl is over 23, just fvck her and let her go. Women gets clumsier with age. Do not let a woman who wasted her beautiful years (18-23) doing runs and playing olosho retire into your house at the age of 30.

If a woman did not give you her best (virgin), she shouldn't expect the best from you.


If you have two girls who are of good character that suits you but one is a virgin and the other has been mounted and fvcked by many men. Which one will you pay her bride price?

Finally, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

I wish people will stamp this to their heart.

Geovanni412:
Doyin01's prediction was wrong. That said, who has never been wrong about a prediction before? Hands in the air!
We will know what the exchange rate will look like after the election of 2023. Whatever it is, with inflation rate at 40% unofficially and with the restrictions on naira cards for online payments, what is the point of saving money in naira?

No one is perfect, Things are constantly changing. There is nothing wrong to be wrong. He or she shouldn’t be talking that nonsense. Some of us made a bet base on his/her analysis. Right now, he/she should be telling us whether it is till ideal to hold on to dollar or things have change entirely and whether we will be seeing the naira gaining more strength. If what is coming from doyin01 is this; that would have made more sense but those last comments from doyin01 just irritate me.