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1. They can’t cook


From time immemorial, women have been exclusively associated with cooking. “The place of a woman is in the kitchen” is a popular saying that describes the perceived primary duty of a woman. Apparently, girls born after 1993 have broken the barrier and refused to follow societal standards in that regard. They can’t cook and they don’t want to cook, simple… at least that’s what many are saying.


2. They love fast foods


This is not surprising since they can’t cook. Name one girl that doesn’t love Burgers, chicken &chips, Dominos pizza, shawarma and cold stone, etc. Check am na.

3. Love to take selfies


Uh… excuse me, that’s a general girl problem. But people are saying girls born after 1993 are grandmistresses of taking selfies. So we’re not arguing with that.

4. They charge their phones… a lot


We all know that feeling when our phones suddenly switch off in the middle of an important assignment because the battery is dead. Yeah, it’s not a good feeling at all. Well, guess girls born after 1993 have taken their obsession about charging their phones a bit over the top. Check every charging spot in any location these girls are, their phones are always charging there. That’s what some people are saying, anyway.



5. They twerk a lot


The origin of twerking can be traced to Côte d’Ivoire in West Africa, where a similar style of dance, known as the Mapouka dance came from. The dance has existed for centuries emphazising the movement of the buttocks. However, the dance is now known as twerking which has become popular in modern times. Twerking is now a sexy female dance meant to showcase the flexibility of the bum bum. It’s a major turn-on for men that women use to seduce them. Girls born after 1993 twerk not just to show they can dance, but to show they’re sexy.

6. They openly love sex


Sex is a hush hush matter. Everybody is doing it but most, especially girls, don’t want to talk about it… until you jam girls born after 1993. They love sex and own up to it with their full chests. No time to check time. If you don’t like it, go hug a transformer.

7. They’re bisexual


Being gay is no longer a hidden issue nowadays. We already said girls born after 1993 love sex. Who’s to say they don’t swing both ways? Don’t ask me. Ask those stereotyping them.

8. They lie


They say girls born after 1993 can lie for the world. Their lies are so potent they can cause World War III. Wo, what’s my own? Everyone lies if you ask me.


9. They wake up


Uh… someone should please tell me what that means? So they shouldn’t wake up again? They should die in their sleep. Hian! Is there something I’m missing here because I don’t understand? Maybe what stereotypes are saying is the only achievement girls born after 1993 have daily is to wake up from sleep, ouch!

10. They do poppers


Poppers are a liquid drug that can give an instant high when inhaled. They are also called amyl nitrate, butyl nitrite, and liquid gold. The “highness” is usually quick and sudden. They are dizziness, warm sensations, an increased heart rate, and headaches. Girls born after 1993 belong to the “woke” generation. So, it’s not surprising they’re popping too.

Finally…

Stereotypes are basically saying that girls born after 1993 are useless. If you have a sister born after 1993, I do hope you don’t shoot someone for being an idiot. Every generation has its own bad sides. It doesn’t mean they should continuously be judged by them. So when next you want to point at any girl, remember four fingers are pointing right back at you. T for thanks.

Enny2013:
I don't lyk friends,bcs I don't lyk pple knowing me too well. The more u come closer,d more I stay away. I hate being visited, I feel uncomfortable.

I don't lyk my phone ringing too. i feel disturbed. Once I lost a phone, I buy a new sim, to disconnect myself from some persons.

I don't lyk receiving gifts,bcs I feel pple can use anything against one...I hate free things. If I buy something,no too add jara abeg. I won't come again.

I hate Birthday wishes, they make me emotional.
So many things...
I think I am weird.

Do you want me to do a psychoanalysis on this? Guessing why you feel this way.

2sexycom:
So why didn't you DM to get the info? Iyke and everyone who sent a DM got the information for free. I didn't make it public because for same reasons we are discussing here, which is the usual "Nigerianness" to destroy things. That is how another went to make an offer on iCauseTrouble domain name and came here to release a useless apology. Have you seen the dude come around since then? No... he left you guys alone and quietly face his life.

Some of you will just sit on your ass and unnecessarily be hating on a person for things that do not even exist.

Again, why didn't you send a DM? You didn't send a DM when asked to send it but chose to be angry for over 1 year lol... I hope that anger chokes your throat and chest till it bursts!

For some reasons.....I will pretend as if I did not read this.

Glistinin:
Bro the "I'm better than them and high horse aura" you spread here is not only disappointing, it's bilious!
Like who gives a flying Bleep if you are in a WhatsApp group?
We Nigerian domainers NEED to be reducing our pride, arrogance and shitty manner of approach!

I remember a little while back...when he was telling some people on this very thread to PM him privately that he has a vital information for them. Sincerely, I find some of his actions spiteful.

Honestly, with some actions I have seen been displayed on this thread, I just can’t help but have a deep profound admiration for this guy called lyke promotion, the creator of this thread. I can’t imagine what this thread would have turned into, if he was not the creator. I

jeromestarks:
you can not have a lasting peaceful home if you marry a woman you did not disvirgin because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.

Do not pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (virgin) by a guy who didn't pay anything except two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you a fool?


The parents of a girl who isn't a virgin should not collect bride price on her. She has already sold her best away. What are you now paying for?


Once a girl is over 23, just fvck her and let her go. Women gets clumsier with age. Do not let a woman who wasted her beautiful years (18-23) doing runs and playing olosho retire into your house at the age of 30.

If a woman did not give you her best (virgin), she shouldn't expect the best from you.


If you have two girls who are of good character that suits you but one is a virgin and the other has been mounted and fvcked by many men. Which one will you pay her bride price?

Finally, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

I wish people will stamp this to their heart.

Geovanni412:
Doyin01's prediction was wrong. That said, who has never been wrong about a prediction before? Hands in the air!
We will know what the exchange rate will look like after the election of 2023. Whatever it is, with inflation rate at 40% unofficially and with the restrictions on naira cards for online payments, what is the point of saving money in naira?

No one is perfect, Things are constantly changing. There is nothing wrong to be wrong. He or she shouldn’t be talking that nonsense. Some of us made a bet base on his/her analysis. Right now, he/she should be telling us whether it is till ideal to hold on to dollar or things have change entirely and whether we will be seeing the naira gaining more strength. If what is coming from doyin01 is this; that would have made more sense but those last comments from doyin01 just irritate me.

doyin01:
I thought you are supposed to be happy and not sad..

Cry more jare......tears will never seize in your family..

this one don go pack all his family money go buy dollar down hoping deep down that it touches even 10,000naira per dollar.....now he is crying that his miserable self lost money. dollar should even touch 200naira so that bag of rice can become cheap again and so that idiots like you will lose money...ntoor..

With the way you carry the matter for head., just like someone said earlier , the way you carry the thing for head , it's obvious you bought dollar at a higher price and now you are very pained with people that made you believe that dollar will reach 1000naira before Xmas.. weyrey

Last shot!!!!I am not going anywhere...so increase your tears oooooooo...you go cry and wail enter next year sef....so better continue ranting and crying and keep mentioning me ... when you don tire , you go keep quiet..

I can’t believe all this is coming from you...Despite how you pushed people, convincing them to ditch naira for dollar with the belief that it will only get worse and very bad for those who do not. Some took to your logical reason and decided to act....

Now, same you is here again saying all this nonsense. Seriously, is this thread a joke thread or what? I just don’t get it anymore.

God1000:
At 21, all he can think of is scamming people

Makes one wondered...What would they think about at 31?

Edipet:
One guy for my State was arguing with me that our state is too dull that we the youths are not motivating him to make money via Yahoo, onlike wen he was in Benin, the guy later sold his house property travel back to Benin.

Lol....it unimaginable.

Blake755:
Then how do someone invest

How do a person becomes a doctor or a lawyer, footballer, designer?

Dailyparrot:
A girl can have your phone number on her phone for 2 years without texting nor calling you.

Do some guys really fall for this type of girls? Like a girl will surface from nowhere after ignoring you for months and make a financial demand and you will honor it?

Because I don't understand where these girls get their confidence from to act in this manner. So shameless if you ask me.

We should all constantly strive to be a better human being irrespective of any circumstances life might present to us. If you have the power to help the girl in question do it for her. Don’t do it with the intention of getting sex or to become her friend just do it for good is good. Do it only if you truly know you are capable of doing it, without putting yourself in an uncomfortable situation.

ccjoe:
Some lady came over to my place to sleep over last month. As usual things went down that i couldn't help but release my sperm in this young lady. I bought her contraceptive pills to use but it turns out that she didn't use them. Now she called me to tell me that she hasn't seen her period for days now and i banged this chick first Friday of November.

I am so confused because I have a girl I want to marry whom i am truly in love with.


This chick forced herself on me to sleep with her making me to cheat on my girl. I even confronted her immediately to apologize for making me cheat on my girl and she outrightly refused(imagine). That moment I realized she was the cocky type.

Now I am rambling and rambling because I don't genuinely love this girl. As a matter of fact, She is someone i am not even proud to show the world. She's not my type, she's indecent and a cheat. The girl i want to marry comes from an affluent background just like i do. How do i handle this situation?

You said she is a whorè....if this is true. How are you sure the pregnancy belongs to you?

Jef4u:
You are correct, that money together with what he top up are gone on that very day as all the trades he took goes against him.

I suspect. If not, he would have been basking in glory. Surely, letting us know how high and mighty his TA his. With all his acclaimed years of experience in trading, finally given an opportunity; he could not even go past a day. He really his a Nuisance after all.

Honestly, I cannot believe deflavor with all his mouth, he could not even post one, just one day of screenshot that he his doing well and achieving results. He probably blow the account on the same day he made deposit into it.

zhirkovrado:
I have being in a relationship with this girl for the past two weeks but can't easily forgive my self for the amount of airtime I have been spending on daily bases. Each call we make usually lasts between 15-30mins daily and she wants to be talking to me repeatedly after every each call. She doesn't wants our conversations to end as she always inform me she loves me and wish she keeps on hearing my voice all the times. Frankly speaking, I so much love her as well but the problem is this attitude is ruining me financially, coupled with the fact that I'm still an undergraduate who doesn't even work. The other issue is that despite being a high school graduate, my girlfriend is the type that usually stays indoors due to some parental restrictions and is always unhappy when ever she called or flashed without me receiving or returning the call. This attitude is really causing me pains and wish I can address it in the shortest possible time. Fellow nairalanders, come and help a brother, I don't know how to reveal to her the relationship is sinking me financially since savings are difficult for me at the moment.

Straight things up with her...Tell her you don’t have the money to call her all the times even though you want to but you just can’t afford it and you will only be able to talk to her maybe for just 5minutes at night as you are busy with your studies and the callings will be occasionally. So, she should not expect you to always return her calls.


And lastly.....there is no such thing as love......Money is not the only tangible material to lure a girl. The girl you talked about only cares about you because you are giving her something she is dying in need of....which is; “Attention”!!! stop giving her this and see if she will still love you...I am saying this because you have got to understand love is a mutual thing or parasitic. In one way or another you are giving out something, you have got to know what it is you are giving away.

Vickky555:
My past relationship taught me that no matter how much you love someone never get too attached because people change, they meet new people and you're left wondering what you did wrong. My fellow Nairalanders abeg wetin you own teach you?

I have always wondered; what did I learn from my past relationship? How does it change my perspective about myself and the way I see people in general? I knew the relationship changes me in a very big way but I just don’t know how. Well, until now.

Your words clearly explained exactly what I learnt.

Promxy94:
Are you a good outbounder?
Do you know the rudiments of outbounding?
Are you eager to learn, why helping someone to outbound?.

Then you can reach out to me as am looking for reliable outbounders, as I got a busy schedule to help outbound my domains.

Note payment is fixed on each sale.

. Interested!! Check your mail.

Chris2863:
You are probably an illiterate or that you are a bush man. Just imagine the kin old format you want to fall victim of. Mtcheeeew

Hahahaha..Or The struggles are too much, probably depressed and Searching for hope. Depression; when going for too long can start to make a man see a ray of light, when actually; he his walking into another darkness.

holocron:
You are saying the men should spend the money on the less privileged. The men paying the girls for sex, are they not helping the less privileged? Or are the girls not among the less privileged? What you should be worrying about is if the girls are using the monies for something useful.

If you like no take your share, after all is said and done, na six feet under the ground for all.

When you die..do you think your life; the works of your creator ends here?

Blakjewelry:
Welcome to a world were the first the black man thinks is sex, the brain is like a computer it is programmable plus it adapt to certain style of use, the more we focus on sex the more we want it that is why we as black are not productive. You hardly see group of guys talking without women as the major topics. I think we have a very big problem.

Donald Trump said it better...

“All an Africa man thinks about is embezzlement and sex” Donald Trump

If there is anything I have learnt from this cryptöö thing; it is..........

SAFETY FIRST!!!

Never tell me the return on my capital until you have assured me the return of my capital.

jeromestarks:
You can not expect everyone to be frustrated like you. Sir.

Do I sound frustrating? Maybe I do. I am starting to get tired of seeing people, mostly Nigerians; thinking about shallow things when the world is changing very fast.

Just so you know, I gave you the “likes” you seek. It not much, it just only one I can give.

Alala608:
LoL imagine someone living in Nigeria advising someone like me with a plan to japa to Canada. Fix your life and leave that shithole Nigeria if you want to be successful. You can only be on my level if you don Japa already or you're having plans to

Alala608:
LoL imagine someone living in Nigeria advising someone like me with a plan to japa to Canada. Fix your life and leave that shithole Nigeria if you want to be successful. You can only be on my level if you don Japa already or you're having plans to

...Thank you! I will put your words in mind. I don’t know you but I have this certain feelings that You will achieve your goals *No Puns intended*

Please, just remember to take my advice with you. I will say it again. Stay away from little girls, stay away from being alone and stay away from your phone. Good luck mate!!

jeromestarks:
If I get a thousand likes, I will upload my picture.

How many people wants to see my face?
Hit like and move on.

jeromestarks:
If I get a thousand likes, I will upload my picture.

How many people wants to see my face?
Hit like and move on.

Do you know there are certain people who want to take away our identity ( they don’t want you to have a name, a religion, even parents). Do you know your right to buy and sell, owning of physical property is about to be taken away from you? Do you know the number of days, months, years you are to spent on this earth are going to be determined by some secret cult?

There are lots of things going on in the world right now; I find it very strange that of all those things taking place right now; changing our perspective about life...”GETTING LIKES” is all that worries you.

Alala608:
Men and lie �. Even when it's obvious a woman isn't attractive, una go still praise her just for sex and validation.

How in the world did you arrived at this conclusion..Seriously?

I will ask you to reread my writeup again; when you are done with it and all you could take from it is this...."I am trying to solicit for sex" as you have said.

If soliciting for sex is what you truly see. Then I will leave you with this advices. Stay away from Little girls, stay away from being alone and finally stay away from your phone. You are dangerous to yourself and to those around you. Forget where this advice is coming from and just take it.

Princess80:
Hehe. You dont need to remember the soln to every math problem though.

Its fine if u cant solve college maths.

Lol...At the bolded. O boi, you sure know how to build one’s confidence. So smooth.

Princess80:
Truth is, i am not in Nigeria

So sad....Back in University I did not major in maths but took a lot of maths courses. When I see anything be it or looking like quadratic equations; I eat them rush, rush.

For a brief moment today, I attempted to solve those questions just for fun. Surprisingly, I no longer know my way around it. I won’t bet a strand of my hair on my final answer. This tells me one thing....”I AM DAMNÊD GETTING OLD”.

People keep telling me I am starting to look like a Father...Now, I Truly Agree.

Princess80:
Math tutor lolz.

Is there anything wrong with that? I want to know maths like you, the solutions you proffered now; looks Arabic to me.

Princess80:
Question 2.

Please write question three in equations to help me understand it better

Hmmm, you sabi book gan oooo. Is that you on your profile? Can you be my maths tutor?

MadamVanessa:
I girl asked what do you want from her , and you can't tell her.

Before you approach, didn't you know what you want from her.

You only wanted sex, reason you can't answer.

I find your profile picture seductively offensive.

Have sex with her and regret the rest of your short live while in School. Why do good when you are only gonna later turn it into Bad? Having sex with her friends makes more sense; not with her. Never her!!!

jedisco:
It's far from that. Countries have seen much worse. We reap the consequences of our decisions.

This present administration just want to make sure they completely ruin things before they leave office. Clearly, this is a sabotage. If I may ask, when this Current regime leaves office; can the Naira still go back to the current bank rate 490-500?