₦airaland Forum

ayo jango: Ds ACN is a write off he's not eloquent @ all,poor tenses n statements.

It takes more than eloquence to make a good Gov. Yes, he had some lil issues with his sentences cos he didn't have ready made answers.So, he was a lil bit slow.

ayo jango: D PDP guy is sound and charismatic

Yes,he is sound and charismatic but doesn't know d difference between SINGULAR and PLURAL. He is a smart debater anyway.He had alot of readymade responses which he was only synchronising with some of the questions.The quality of d questions was poor.

ayo jango: Mimiko is an orator. He even dissed aketi dt he doesn't know geometry because he did not do maths.

Mimiko failed d debate woefully,he went off point most times.His overall behaviour doesn't depict one who has served as a Minister and Governor. He lacks sophistication. He was even licking sweets(Poor manners).

torhuke: Akeredolu said ''..they are not existence''
Hhuuhuhhahaha!

I think U had a wool on your ear when you were listening. That was not what he said. He said, "THEY ARE NOT IN EXISTENCE, THEY ARE NON EXISTENT"

dlex21: bros...wia u enta since...this place has been quite diff without u!!

Eeyah....I know I've really missed. Na job tins carry me comot. Trying to get a placement for job. U guys should keep the thread alive o. I see U doing a good job. Keep it up!

Jayjuice: Any 1 in computer science seen d message

I'm in computer and I haven't gotten any text.

@OP and MODS, I think the OIL in that caption should be OIL's so that we can have 'Capital Oil's Ifeanyi Uba...........'.

@OP and MODS, I think the OIL in that caption should be OIL's so that we can have 'Capital Oil's Andy Uba'.

Chikebrain: Sorry to say this but you are really a MAD COW. How can you deem this as right; How will an old man have sexual intercourse with a girl at such age. I really don't understand some people these days who's mindset are based on primitive thinking. Mtchewwwwwww

His post was just a sarcasm. You failed to get the joke inherent in it.

Hi friends, it's been a while. I've been a lil bit busy. Hope to be back soon. Enjoy the fun!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Where your bastard a$$ was dumped as a newborn.

Cat got your tongue now?[/quote]I am sorry, I don't do who.res. It is only a LovePeddler that can say there is nothing wrong in a female rearing bastards for her hubby. You are a lady of easy virtue. I hate sl.uts.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Takes one to know one baby.

A bastard you were,
A bastard you are,
A bastard you'll always be.

Now go kill yourself - and do it very slowly please.[/quote]Another post from a wh.ore. Into the bin.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]*** Yawns ***

You're really starting to bore me to tears. Now you've got my full attention, I suggest you make the best use of it. Mtcheew!

I've been expecting you to man up and hit me with all you've got. Or is this your best shot? The best you could come up with after 5 days??!! Ever heard of paragraphs / spacing? Anyway, your write up still leaves a lot to be desired. I know you've obviously taxed your single braincell to come up with this piece of junk, but it's so, so below par. You really are a school drop out, aren't you?

Nevertheless, for you and you only, I'll come down to your level. Gutter English is what you understand, so hear goes...

Un-naturalwaves or whatever it is you call yourself, dem suppose tie u for back of trailer make ur body dey roll for ground while in motion. Which kind rubbish be dis one? And u dey happy with yourself

All dese product of leaking condom (you) jst dey make noise anyhow.

Indeed waste of Bandwidth.

Common Street Bastard like you. Mtcheew![/quote]A post from a wh.ore.

^^^@Efemena_xy. Listen kid, this is a semi formal / informal setting okay? So, the use of short codes and even numbers are very much allowed particularly when one is on a mobile device. Talking about vocabulary, do not go there because, I will school you. You even started with 'Then herbalist' after a full stop for a sentence that was meant to be a joiner. What an Eediot! Don't you think that you are a BIG FOOL for using words like 'KAI, C'MON' etc in expressing your views and then castigating me for writing in short forms? Your stewpidity was indeed very much brought to the fore by your post. What were you thinking? I am sorry you did not see what you were looking for (GBAGAUNS) in my post when you saw that you had nothing meaningful to say to it, hence, you decided to attack my short codes. Don't worry, I know your type so, it is not a problem.
It is so obvious from your post that you are a promiscuous person but I think that you are lucky and you know why? Because, God did not put a meter on that dirty punny of yours. Otherwise, a man would be able to read how far a girl has gone and a husband would also be able to note the last reading on the meter after copulation and then check the meter before another one. Guess what? Scientists are taking note and looking for such invention. With that kind of approach(the meter method), the rearing of bastards and the intent and probability of rearing one by people like you would instantly be a forgone issue. I forgive you for unnecessarity making me to type in full text. Now, go back to work and do what you know how to do best SPREADY SPREADY, CHUKU, CHUKU BABY.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Believe me, I take no offence to the insults you freely throw about. It's to be expected - especially when a mentally challenged animal like you runs short of words to express himself. Bros, you really do need to brush up and expand on your limited vocabulary. Not easy for a school drop out like you, but hey, you've got to start from somewhere.

Now as per the bolded, na your mama you just describe. Kinda explains how your unwanted soul came into existence.

Now edit that crap of yours to standard English. You be the definition of Nigeria's problems. You need prayers. Then herbalist go tidy am for you, remain small.

Bloody a$$wipe.[/quote]

[quote author=Efemena_xy]All that na story-story.

The day men learn to keep their "thing" seriously zipped up instead of poking it around, that'll be the day society won't have to cope with illegitimate kids. Women do NOT get pregnant on their own. The men initiate the process. They are the enablers of the situation. They make it worse by not putting a raincoat over it and yet shout foul?? That they were tricked?? Lol!!

Stay faithful to your partner. Then the issue of "bastard" kids won't arise.

It's that simple.[/quote]What's d meaning of this? He gave U a very good point that no man will knowingly let go of his biological child to be fathered by anoda one unlike d women who hide such things for years and this is d best U could come up with. My dear, say something else okay?
Moreover, wen did women turn into dummy variables that any man can just do watever he likes with them without permission. D more U try 2 defend women, the more U make women look like FO0LS that just open their legs 4 any Tom,Dk and Harry.Just stop it okay? Going by ur argument, that's ow they'll contract HIV and other related STDs too cos their own duty is just 2 open. Are women as fo0lish and dumb as U trying to portray? I don't think so. It will shock U to know that most of d so called women knowingly breed d bastards in some cases atleast they could prevent such pregnancies.
Concerning d issue of being faithful, it is impossible 4 everyone to do that but it is still feasible 2 prevent d rearing of bastards in which d women are basically d determinant.

Hmmm.....Truth, they say is bitter as evidenced by d way d ladies on NL avoided this thread like plague. I'm in perfect symolacrum with d statistics. PRO 01 already did justice 2 d topic so I'm just going 2 leave it at that cos recounting xperiences (personal & non personal) will only instigate anger and hatred 4 d Naija females. It will do us men alot of good if we note d ff;
#1...The heart and brain of a Nigerian gurl is so fragile and suppy making them so easy 2 manipulate by d pple they come across.
#2...Women generally like securities of any kind be it intellectual,physical, financial e.t.c but d financial security seems to be d ultimate nowadays and so,some of them won't hesitate 2 sleep with a monkey 4 money.
#3...Women are generally confused and do not know what they want precisely and that's Y they'll always find flimsy excuses 2 defend their waywardness which most times is borne out of discontemptment. Most of them act and think instantaneously.
#4...Trust, just like love is something that should be earned overtime and not merely by saying or believing.It needs to be worked for.U just don't trust someone.NEVER, NEVER, NEVER give out ur Trust gratuitously.
#May God save us 4rm these women#. There are still A FEW good ones though. I pray I get one of those.

[

poweredcom: Bros you said it all GBAM don't mind all dis yeye andriod freaks just because american and europeans use it much - over here na person wey know say wi fi dey him street (impossible) make d person go dey rock iphone 10 or andriod as for me BB does it all I even feel say I dey cheat MTN sef I don stream video tire download song on tubidy I wan even go buy anoda mem card

Exactly.My own batt lasts up to 12hrs + with a single charge.The trick is to switch off d network wen I'm not using it e.g wen it's in my pocket,wen I want to sleep and so on as my feeds will come in wen I switch it on.If d network is off completely,my batt could stay up to 2days.So, d BB batt is actually very strong cos leaving d netwk on on d BB is like browsing non stop on a Nokia fone.If one browses non stop 4 lyk 6hr on d E5,d batt will definately go flat. If U want 2 use a BB, U must know ow it works and ow to use d batt.quote author=poweredcom]

Bros you said it all GBAM don't mind all dis yeye andriod freaks just because american and europeans use it much - over here na person wey know say wi fi dey him street (impossible) make d person go dey rock iphone 10 or andriod as for me BB does it all I even feel say I dey cheat MTN sef I don stream video tire download song on tubidy I wan even go buy anoda mem card[/quote]

poweredcom: Bros you said it all GBAM don't mind all dis yeye andriod freaks just because american and europeans use it much - over here na person wey know say wi fi dey him street (impossible) make d person go dey rock iphone 10 or andriod as for me BB does it all I even feel say I dey cheat MTN sef I don stream video tire download song on tubidy I wan even go buy anoda mem card

Exactly.My own batt lasts up to 12hrs + with a single charge.The trick is to switch off d network wen I'm not using it e.g wen it's in my pocket,wen I want to sleep and so on as my feeds will come in wen I switch it on.If d network is off completely,my batt could stay up to 2days.So, d BB batt is actually very strong cos leaving d netwk on on d BB is like browsing non stop on a Nokia fone.If one browses non stop 4 lyk 6hr on d E5,d batt will definately go flat. If U want 2 use a BB, U must know ow it works and ow to use d batt.

I don't even ping on my bb most times xcept on a request.
#1... D fact that one can get an unlimited internet access for 1 month with just 1,500 naira on d BB is more than enough reasons 2 chose a BB & knock off others if U know ow to use d internet. All my 3 modems are just redundant no tnx 2 my BB.
#2...D BB beats d nokia E5 hands down in almost all aspects.D social networking on BB is smoother.One can get instant notifications from all d social networks combined as they come in without necessarily logging in and staying active at d same time.
#On d BB,it is possible(full subscriptn) to receive instant mail alerts 4rm as many mail accts as possible all at d same tym without logging in.
#D mind blowing internet speed on d BB cannot be matched by Nokia E5 or whatever.I think d server is just difft and there's no proxy server.
#For those talking abt radio,I can listen 2 virtually all good stations in d world on my BB using Nobexradio app.
#I use a Torch 2 and when it sees d H+ network signal,I download a 140mb vid in just 2 minutes.I can't stand d slow download rate of d E5 or whatever.Live streaming of vids on BB is also far better wit less or no dragging atall.I open up to 10 tabs on d BB browser and they all load wit great speed.I wonder ow long dat wil take on an E5 using opera or Ucl or whatever.No basis for comparism atall.
#Aside pinging,d BBM has a whole lot of oda functions.I use my BBM to make voice calls or notes,share pics and vids instantly.I don't think Watzapp can be used 2 xchange VNs. D BBM and my BB has cut down my xpenses on rcharge cards by abt 300%.
#Honestly,BB is really d bomb if U aren't a game freak.I feel I'm even cheating d service provider cos I pay just 1,500/mnth but I get a value worth more than 6,000 naira monthly.

naijababe: Oh please GTFOH!!!! We have moved on

...And this is d best way U could convey such message. What won't one's eyes see in d hands of these NL babes. Well, I'm happy d thread has moved on cos that was all I ever wanted.

Desola: Pick a number!

No, I really didn't think that Kats deserved the stick he got on this thread. He is a real gentleman who rose to defend my honour and I appreciate him (I know this will make Fagamite mad ). A real man does not get into a fight with a woman. At most he ignores her and does not suffer fools gladly but not the resident half man we have on this thread. It is a shame though because I really held the said half man in high esteem. I did. But now, I would not be able to look at his posts the same way any more.

Even if he had ignored ur initial post,U'ld still come back on his subsequent posts being d type of person U are.Afterall,he was yet 2 even make a reply b4 U pallied with ur like folks and continued d insults b4 I came in. A virtuous and responsible woman doesn't throw insults like U did even when it was totally unwarranted.A real man doesn't tolerate sh1t just like Gbawe did. U myt be used 2 bullying ur hubby at home but not evryman can be a weakling.U can view his subsequent posts in whatever form U like,no one gives a damn.This is a public forum where everyone says his/her own opinion and debate.If U do not agree to a post, quote it and put 4ward ur contradictions in a civil manner rather than turning a civil debate into a market trash with ur uncultured behaviour.

fagamite: When you learn to put space after your commas, I will take you seriously.

Your writing is so unrefined and your syntax so atrocious, I cant even make sense of your posts.

How will U make sense out of my posts when ur brain has gone on vacation again as usual. This is an informal setting & all sorts of short codings lyk I've been doing and wateva ur complaint is are very much allowed and I ain't gonna adjust anything 2 suit U cos there's no communicatn gap lyk u painting d pic and lying in ur usual style. Try another defensive mechanism cos this ain't working.

fagamite: Yeske, that was me ke. Okunrin lo n ke si. Yes I did say that and like Romney I stand by my gaffes.







Never, I dont do boldness.


I only have one post to waste on your half-witted self. Now make your case sharp sharp if you want more posts

Mr Servant,U don't do boldness but U do COWARDICE and U still av d guts 2 call urself a man.What a shame! Go sitdown joor.A weakling in a man's form.

fagamite: Unfortunately for you, I am a man, with a real ding-dong and two epons. I also have a broad chest if you care to know. And unlike you, I do not suffer from gynecomastia. All the sex hormones I have is of the testosterone type, No ESTROGEN HERE like you. which means, I dont do cat fights. I face real men, in real life. I let my glock talk for me, not my open palms.

I am a man's man. The kind of man you wish you were. I am the kind of man you will never be. Face front and face Desola squarely. She is decimating you. You may probably have to bring your wife and girls to double team on Desola because you aint doing a good job here.

Here is my advice to you: Apologize to Desola and call it a day. Because if you have to go home to your wife, after all the beatings you've got from Desola, I dont know what will happen tonight.

That said, if you ever want to face me like a real man, lets meet somewhere in midtown. You and your crew vs me alone. Lets do it the old fashion way. The way real men do it.

Shatap Mr man.It takes more than a ding dong ,2 epons,broad chest and male hormones 2 be a man.U are nothing but a weakling and a servant.Wen real men are talking,U shuld just stfk and get off.

Desola: aleran iya, eleti didi ni e! Alukimba ni mo ma fi e se leni.

Is that the appropriate response to a well though out comment by the op? Ode ni iwo bobo yi o. You just like fanning flames and despite all the beatings you never relent.

Eran gidi gbaa nie e. Nomo, ni e.

Okunrin-kunrin? o ma se o.

A post by a gutter bred fellow.

fagamite: I know, we know, we both know, that description doesnt include you or does it? Perhaps, your wife is pretty and macho or macho and ugly . . . we may never know. What we do know is that your wife is more macho than you and maybe thats why you spend most of your time on NL. It is your escape from the daily beatings you get from Mrs Gbawe. O ma seo

U know ur own case is a difft one entirely.By ur own natural configuration,U are an Asz licker and a servant. Or were U not d one that said U prefer 2 go and be a slave in America than to be a King here in Nigeria on dat D'banjs thread? If ur memory serves U well,U shuld recall that someone asked U if ur brain was on vacation. What U've displayed here is only an xtension of ur servant mentality 2 a woman dis time around.Wen are U going 2 b bold enof? Wen are U going 2 save urself 4rm d shackles of slavery?Agba lo n da lo yi. Ojo nlo ore mi.Fun ara re nirori.

Gbawe: My brother, it is all about character-damaging "cyber fantasizing" for some. I hear it is the latest craze. Luckily real and well-adjusted mean, with Pretty wives and girlfriends, don't have to engage in the debased practice to the extent their core decency and belief in equity and fair play is compromised.

Exactly!

Gbawe: My brother, don't mind these puzzies. They are doing nothing but exposing that the nobility and "omoluabi" essence of our fathers exist in only a few men these days. All I see is a congregation of sad and frustrated men quick to make a fool of themselves with a show of hideous bias, cowardice and lack of enduring principles.

Imagine failing to take a stand against wrongdoing merely because of the fear of a butch hag who claims to be female? My man I doff my hat to you and Akanbi Edu. I simply did not believe so many "woman-wrappers" existed here. Throw a female ID at them and they are ready to say/defend anything, however ludicrous or unfair, in favour of this "female" ID. I really pity some folks.

But what do they stand to gain 4rm such disgusting attitude? A feel/taste of d honeyp or what? Some men are really a shame 2 d male folk. I guess it's a case of birds of a feather flocking together.Egbe eye leye n wa tan.

PointB: Guy give it up already! Are you not ashamed of yourself haba! An old man with great white beard, exchanging words with a woman. I guess, you have no class, really!

Fagamite is loitering around the scene waiting for a chance to lay his paws on your sad ass, perhaps you can take the opportunity presented and save face. Abi which kain id!ot you be self? Akanbi_edu has even abandoned you. Don't you have a life? Na wa oo. Old men and their diseased tongues!

It is U who should be ashamed of urself for being such a coward and a weakling,queing blindly behind a saucy woman 2 spew trash. U just a shameless woman wrapper.U guys are just a bunch of bloody liars.I was there wen it all started.Is this ow du.nce U are in real life? Weakling oshi.

Desola: Gbawe, you have been rendered redundant. Give up now.

I guess Ur aim was to derail and turn d thread into an abusive one immediately U saw d name GBAWE.Are U now happy U've turned d thread into a messy one? I wonder Y U asking him to give up cos no one seems 2 be in a competition with U.

Desola: Gbawe, you have been rendered redundant. Give up now.

.

Gbawe: My guy, don't let the divisive hag bait you. She is in her element causing rancour, enmity and bad blood everywhere. A real frustrated shrew.

Oh,I see.Her own case is more of a transferred agression and bitterness.It's not her fault,it is d faceless forum dat's giving her such guts 2 spew those gutter statements.