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coogar: even tonto dikeh is a member of illuminati! her "poko" slang trended on twitter throughout last week. don't forget jide kosoko and olu jacobs too(they are all members of the group)

What about Davido and Wizkid? Don't forget Frank Edoho, he's too good to be a broadcaster. He must av gotten his prowess 4rm D Illuminati. Lolz.

coogar: do you blame them? look at the quality of the graduates they churn out year in year out....bunch of lazy thinkers! d'banj made money in the uk and instead of spending it on bentleys, jeeps and benz, he took his money to naija and added it to his little singing talent spiced with some entertaining swagger. the outcome = success!

he's bound to be successful! while in the uk, he managed to complete the basics - his british passport, connections and his cash means he didn't have to depend on anyone to forge ahead unlike 2face whose 80% of his wealth went directly to the coffers of kennis music!

d'banj's growth was rapid because he was massively independent! no juju, no witchery, no illuminati!

Dbanj is a modest spender, very prudent. He knows what he's doing as he doesn't even spend to impress anyone. After he came back 4rm UK, he used that his famous convertible for years before Don Jazzy gave him a BMW 5/6 series as a show of appreciation for d success recorded by both. Those who work hard 4 money don't spend it anyhow. The dude is very very wise and intelligent.

@Obadiah777. U said D'banj has all d criteria 4 entering into the Illuminati. Can U pls, tell us all the criteria 4 entry?

coogar: exactly....
the boy might be deemed lucky in parts to acquire the money to start his own record label and team up with don jazzy. every other thing from then on is his pure hardwork! nigerians always have something to say about successful people! if its not jazz, it's rituals or wait for it........illuminati! only a complete twit would believe d'banj is a member of the illuminati! he's too small, too irrelevant and too insignificant to be considered as a member
illuminati operates on the highest spectrum possible - they are busy politicking on who would be the next american president - not the frivolities of kanye west or d'banj's dress sense!

Exactly! If I may ask.... Is it a Nigerian mentality to label anything(especially success) that's beyond their comprehension as being gotten through devilsh/fetish means? If that's d case,then, such people need serious deliverance or a brain transplant. When Drogba was d main man 4 Chelsea in his 1st 3 seasons,with his trademark chest,turn and shoot technique e.t.c, they said he was using juju. Are pple that daft? When someone's working hard, they won't be there. When d Person makes it, they begin to spew trash 4rm their bacterial infested mouths. What nonsense!

coogar: exactly....
the boy might be deemed lucky in parts to acquire the money to start his own record label and team up with don jazzy. every other thing from then on is his pure hardwork! nigerians always have something to say about successful people! if its not jazz, it's rituals or wait for it........illuminati! only a complete twit would believe d'banj is a member of the illuminati! he's too small, too irrelevant and too insignificant to be considered as a member
illuminati operates on the highest spectrum possible - they are busy politicking on who would be the next american president - not the frivolities of kanye west or d'banj's dress sense!

Exactly! If I may ask.... Is it a Nigerian mentality to label anything(especially success) that's beyond their comprehension as being gotten through devilsh/fetish means? If that's d case,then, such people need serious deliverance or a brain transplant. When Drogba was d main man 4 Chelsea in his 1st 3 seasons,with his trade mark chest,turn and shoot technique e.t.c, they said he was using juju. Are pple that daft? When someone's working hard, they won't be there. When d Person makes it, they begin to spew trash 4rm their bacterial infested mouth. What nonsense!

onatisi: definitely dbanj juju is working on everyone because if even dbanj shit na news,if he goes to the barber shop na topic ,if he sleeps na sell out .just an ordinary interview is doing almost 10pages and still counting,ok lets even agree he is in illuminati ok,and even he is their secetary what is anybody fucking business with that?if he is among and u dont like him then dont buy his records .but all these noise is giving dbanj greater publicity,right now we have two topics on dbanj running simutenously with and average of 10pages.the more haters continue to hate this guy the higher he goes .

Very funny! Well said. D'banj was just born to make it even when he sings unseriously by saying things like HMM,LEBETE,LABATA, FILE e.t.c in his songs, the songs still make hits. Right now, Kanye and co are part of d hottest Hip hop group in d world and having a Nigerian(Dbanj) sign 4 their record label(G.O.O.D) is a bitter pill that's too monumental 4 haters to swallow hence, the reason 4 d unnecessary hatred. Truly, truly and truly, D'banj Oyato, Oyato joor. Oto laye re, oto laye won o, Ori e yato....Your head is different!

spothot: ...when i said it was a hoax, some guys doubted it, now, you can all see for yourselves that they just wanted people to gather for a peaceful protest to alausa

Who are those that wanted people to gather for a peaceful protest? Are they applicants as well? And how did they get the numbers? Y was d message sent to only those in Eng,Maths and Physics/Chem? (not sure). I think d message came from d Project 355 Consult but was mistakenly sent at d wrong time without an apology. I think they'll start contacting us soon.#MY OPINION#

dlex21: awite...all the best!!!

Thanks bro!

SlyIg: So some of us will rush to be d first to comment instead of fighting with our brain to give d best comment. Next time,if you really want to be d first to comment on a post as this,dont wait to type everything at once,just post a dot ie a fullstop. Then come back to modify it,ok? By do doing,you ll attend to your own joy on Nairaland. But while other wise people's joy is to make a good and reason comment.

Where is ur sense of humour? Ur high handedness is just too much.

mecussey: Whoever knows this guy should let him know that Don Jazzy is the back bone of his music. If only Jazzy was there during "Oyato" we could have seen a better Oliver twist.

Maybe U shuld ask Don Jazzy to produce similar beats 4 his talentless brother (D'PRINCE) and let's see the outcome. Then, U will understant who is who's backbone. Moreover,the productn of dat Oyato by JSLEEK was nearly impeccable. Remove the wool in ur ears, plug an earpiece and listen to d production again.

I don't know Y some people develop hatred for a fellow man just because he is successful. He(Dbanj) even sent a condolence message to d ALUU victims a few days ago and some persons were still castigating him for doing such. I initially tot d HATE thing was just 4 fun but I know better now.Alot of pple are just so frustrated with their miserable life such that,they vex their anger on others. The moment Mikel Obi signed 4 Chelsea Fc, a new set of haters sprang up against him. His success was just too monumental 4 them to bear. Indeed, some people need to get a life and stop hating. Moreover, there are a thousand+ better things to do aside hating.

torhuke: I overhead him mister.. Yr own ears must be bloked wt spider webz..

He actually said 'non existent'. I think that was d part U didn't hear well.

ayo jango: Ds ACN is a write off he's not eloquent @ all,poor tenses n statements.

It takes more than eloquence to make a good Gov. Yes, he had some lil issues with his sentences cos he didn't have ready made answers.So, he was a lil bit slow.

ayo jango: D PDP guy is sound and charismatic

Yes,he is sound and charismatic but doesn't know d difference between SINGULAR and PLURAL. He is a smart debater anyway.He had alot of readymade responses which he was only synchronising with some of the questions.The quality of d questions was poor.

ayo jango: Mimiko is an orator. He even dissed aketi dt he doesn't know geometry because he did not do maths.

Mimiko failed d debate woefully,he went off point most times.His overall behaviour doesn't depict one who has served as a Minister and Governor. He lacks sophistication. He was even licking sweets(Poor manners).

torhuke: Akeredolu said ''..they are not existence''
Hhuuhuhhahaha!

I think U had a wool on your ear when you were listening. That was not what he said. He said, "THEY ARE NOT IN EXISTENCE, THEY ARE NON EXISTENT"

dlex21: bros...wia u enta since...this place has been quite diff without u!!

Eeyah....I know I've really missed. Na job tins carry me comot. Trying to get a placement for job. U guys should keep the thread alive o. I see U doing a good job. Keep it up!

Jayjuice: Any 1 in computer science seen d message

I'm in computer and I haven't gotten any text.

@OP and MODS, I think the OIL in that caption should be OIL's so that we can have 'Capital Oil's Ifeanyi Uba...........'.

@OP and MODS, I think the OIL in that caption should be OIL's so that we can have 'Capital Oil's Andy Uba'.

Chikebrain: Sorry to say this but you are really a MAD COW. How can you deem this as right; How will an old man have sexual intercourse with a girl at such age. I really don't understand some people these days who's mindset are based on primitive thinking. Mtchewwwwwww

His post was just a sarcasm. You failed to get the joke inherent in it.

Hi friends, it's been a while. I've been a lil bit busy. Hope to be back soon. Enjoy the fun!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Where your bastard a$$ was dumped as a newborn.

Cat got your tongue now?[/quote]I am sorry, I don't do who.res. It is only a LovePeddler that can say there is nothing wrong in a female rearing bastards for her hubby. You are a lady of easy virtue. I hate sl.uts.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Takes one to know one baby.

A bastard you were,
A bastard you are,
A bastard you'll always be.

Now go kill yourself - and do it very slowly please.[/quote]Another post from a wh.ore. Into the bin.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]*** Yawns ***

You're really starting to bore me to tears. Now you've got my full attention, I suggest you make the best use of it. Mtcheew!

I've been expecting you to man up and hit me with all you've got. Or is this your best shot? The best you could come up with after 5 days??!! Ever heard of paragraphs / spacing? Anyway, your write up still leaves a lot to be desired. I know you've obviously taxed your single braincell to come up with this piece of junk, but it's so, so below par. You really are a school drop out, aren't you?

Nevertheless, for you and you only, I'll come down to your level. Gutter English is what you understand, so hear goes...

Un-naturalwaves or whatever it is you call yourself, dem suppose tie u for back of trailer make ur body dey roll for ground while in motion. Which kind rubbish be dis one? And u dey happy with yourself

All dese product of leaking condom (you) jst dey make noise anyhow.

Indeed waste of Bandwidth.

Common Street Bastard like you. Mtcheew![/quote]A post from a wh.ore.

^^^@Efemena_xy. Listen kid, this is a semi formal / informal setting okay? So, the use of short codes and even numbers are very much allowed particularly when one is on a mobile device. Talking about vocabulary, do not go there because, I will school you. You even started with 'Then herbalist' after a full stop for a sentence that was meant to be a joiner. What an Eediot! Don't you think that you are a BIG FOOL for using words like 'KAI, C'MON' etc in expressing your views and then castigating me for writing in short forms? Your stewpidity was indeed very much brought to the fore by your post. What were you thinking? I am sorry you did not see what you were looking for (GBAGAUNS) in my post when you saw that you had nothing meaningful to say to it, hence, you decided to attack my short codes. Don't worry, I know your type so, it is not a problem.
It is so obvious from your post that you are a promiscuous person but I think that you are lucky and you know why? Because, God did not put a meter on that dirty punny of yours. Otherwise, a man would be able to read how far a girl has gone and a husband would also be able to note the last reading on the meter after copulation and then check the meter before another one. Guess what? Scientists are taking note and looking for such invention. With that kind of approach(the meter method), the rearing of bastards and the intent and probability of rearing one by people like you would instantly be a forgone issue. I forgive you for unnecessarity making me to type in full text. Now, go back to work and do what you know how to do best SPREADY SPREADY, CHUKU, CHUKU BABY.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Believe me, I take no offence to the insults you freely throw about. It's to be expected - especially when a mentally challenged animal like you runs short of words to express himself. Bros, you really do need to brush up and expand on your limited vocabulary. Not easy for a school drop out like you, but hey, you've got to start from somewhere.

Now as per the bolded, na your mama you just describe. Kinda explains how your unwanted soul came into existence.

Now edit that crap of yours to standard English. You be the definition of Nigeria's problems. You need prayers. Then herbalist go tidy am for you, remain small.

Bloody a$$wipe.[/quote]

[quote author=Efemena_xy]All that na story-story.

The day men learn to keep their "thing" seriously zipped up instead of poking it around, that'll be the day society won't have to cope with illegitimate kids. Women do NOT get pregnant on their own. The men initiate the process. They are the enablers of the situation. They make it worse by not putting a raincoat over it and yet shout foul?? That they were tricked?? Lol!!

Stay faithful to your partner. Then the issue of "bastard" kids won't arise.

It's that simple.[/quote]What's d meaning of this? He gave U a very good point that no man will knowingly let go of his biological child to be fathered by anoda one unlike d women who hide such things for years and this is d best U could come up with. My dear, say something else okay?
Moreover, wen did women turn into dummy variables that any man can just do watever he likes with them without permission. D more U try 2 defend women, the more U make women look like FO0LS that just open their legs 4 any Tom,Dk and Harry.Just stop it okay? Going by ur argument, that's ow they'll contract HIV and other related STDs too cos their own duty is just 2 open. Are women as fo0lish and dumb as U trying to portray? I don't think so. It will shock U to know that most of d so called women knowingly breed d bastards in some cases atleast they could prevent such pregnancies.
Concerning d issue of being faithful, it is impossible 4 everyone to do that but it is still feasible 2 prevent d rearing of bastards in which d women are basically d determinant.

Hmmm.....Truth, they say is bitter as evidenced by d way d ladies on NL avoided this thread like plague. I'm in perfect symolacrum with d statistics. PRO 01 already did justice 2 d topic so I'm just going 2 leave it at that cos recounting xperiences (personal & non personal) will only instigate anger and hatred 4 d Naija females. It will do us men alot of good if we note d ff;
#1...The heart and brain of a Nigerian gurl is so fragile and suppy making them so easy 2 manipulate by d pple they come across.
#2...Women generally like securities of any kind be it intellectual,physical, financial e.t.c but d financial security seems to be d ultimate nowadays and so,some of them won't hesitate 2 sleep with a monkey 4 money.
#3...Women are generally confused and do not know what they want precisely and that's Y they'll always find flimsy excuses 2 defend their waywardness which most times is borne out of discontemptment. Most of them act and think instantaneously.
#4...Trust, just like love is something that should be earned overtime and not merely by saying or believing.It needs to be worked for.U just don't trust someone.NEVER, NEVER, NEVER give out ur Trust gratuitously.
#May God save us 4rm these women#. There are still A FEW good ones though. I pray I get one of those.

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poweredcom: Bros you said it all GBAM don't mind all dis yeye andriod freaks just because american and europeans use it much - over here na person wey know say wi fi dey him street (impossible) make d person go dey rock iphone 10 or andriod as for me BB does it all I even feel say I dey cheat MTN sef I don stream video tire download song on tubidy I wan even go buy anoda mem card

Exactly.My own batt lasts up to 12hrs + with a single charge.The trick is to switch off d network wen I'm not using it e.g wen it's in my pocket,wen I want to sleep and so on as my feeds will come in wen I switch it on.If d network is off completely,my batt could stay up to 2days.So, d BB batt is actually very strong cos leaving d netwk on on d BB is like browsing non stop on a Nokia fone.If one browses non stop 4 lyk 6hr on d E5,d batt will definately go flat. If U want 2 use a BB, U must know ow it works and ow to use d batt.quote author=poweredcom]

Bros you said it all GBAM don't mind all dis yeye andriod freaks just because american and europeans use it much - over here na person wey know say wi fi dey him street (impossible) make d person go dey rock iphone 10 or andriod as for me BB does it all I even feel say I dey cheat MTN sef I don stream video tire download song on tubidy I wan even go buy anoda mem card[/quote]

poweredcom: Bros you said it all GBAM don't mind all dis yeye andriod freaks just because american and europeans use it much - over here na person wey know say wi fi dey him street (impossible) make d person go dey rock iphone 10 or andriod as for me BB does it all I even feel say I dey cheat MTN sef I don stream video tire download song on tubidy I wan even go buy anoda mem card

Exactly.My own batt lasts up to 12hrs + with a single charge.The trick is to switch off d network wen I'm not using it e.g wen it's in my pocket,wen I want to sleep and so on as my feeds will come in wen I switch it on.If d network is off completely,my batt could stay up to 2days.So, d BB batt is actually very strong cos leaving d netwk on on d BB is like browsing non stop on a Nokia fone.If one browses non stop 4 lyk 6hr on d E5,d batt will definately go flat. If U want 2 use a BB, U must know ow it works and ow to use d batt.

I don't even ping on my bb most times xcept on a request.
#1... D fact that one can get an unlimited internet access for 1 month with just 1,500 naira on d BB is more than enough reasons 2 chose a BB & knock off others if U know ow to use d internet. All my 3 modems are just redundant no tnx 2 my BB.
#2...D BB beats d nokia E5 hands down in almost all aspects.D social networking on BB is smoother.One can get instant notifications from all d social networks combined as they come in without necessarily logging in and staying active at d same time.
#On d BB,it is possible(full subscriptn) to receive instant mail alerts 4rm as many mail accts as possible all at d same tym without logging in.
#D mind blowing internet speed on d BB cannot be matched by Nokia E5 or whatever.I think d server is just difft and there's no proxy server.
#For those talking abt radio,I can listen 2 virtually all good stations in d world on my BB using Nobexradio app.
#I use a Torch 2 and when it sees d H+ network signal,I download a 140mb vid in just 2 minutes.I can't stand d slow download rate of d E5 or whatever.Live streaming of vids on BB is also far better wit less or no dragging atall.I open up to 10 tabs on d BB browser and they all load wit great speed.I wonder ow long dat wil take on an E5 using opera or Ucl or whatever.No basis for comparism atall.
#Aside pinging,d BBM has a whole lot of oda functions.I use my BBM to make voice calls or notes,share pics and vids instantly.I don't think Watzapp can be used 2 xchange VNs. D BBM and my BB has cut down my xpenses on rcharge cards by abt 300%.
#Honestly,BB is really d bomb if U aren't a game freak.I feel I'm even cheating d service provider cos I pay just 1,500/mnth but I get a value worth more than 6,000 naira monthly.

naijababe: Oh please GTFOH!!!! We have moved on

...And this is d best way U could convey such message. What won't one's eyes see in d hands of these NL babes. Well, I'm happy d thread has moved on cos that was all I ever wanted.