₦airaland Forum

ogtavia: oh boy you wan tear my belle with laughter,i avnt laughed so hard in a while as I just laughed now...this is so hilarious,I million likes for you...Go Nairaland...atimes ehnn..Nairaland could be laughterland or reliefland..

With the way I laugh anytime I read his posts, anyone around will just wonder what is cracking me up so much. I read one of his old posts yesterday when he was advicing someone on how to be intimate. Omo, if your belly no get correct elasticity, he go burst. Very funny guy.

zumarock9: are u in the present?? Sorry cos ur sentence sound so pastence.....go back to english clas abi na ASUU cos am?

It seems you are new here and you don't know Yusedo. He is the unofficial Comedian here. On a more serious note, He(Yusedo) will school you in English if he switches back to his real form.lolz. So, get used to him.

Emperor4God: Read this link that will explain the occult nature of the stance.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/codex_magica/codex_magica04.htm

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I trust you are not a freemason yourself

Funny you. I just like doing that anytime I am coming back from work and walking. It is more or less a reflex action to me and I am not a Freemason or whatever you call it.

@OP, your post is silly. Freemason ko, freemason ni. That is how I always like tucking my hands in my suit when I am walking.I just like doing so. So, that is not enough proof

Why not post the evidence immediately? Why wait for him to deny first. Paste the towel pic with the room background or just shut up.

mrlaw93: u re trying to prove ur brilliancy by condemning someone this far.. she ve only written her part of the story write ur own nd stop proving bravo here...

Is that how to write up one's part of the story? Is that how to air one's view in such a proud and disrespectful manner? She didn't even understand what she quoted because by her argument, there is no iota of reality in Arts and we should see and take everything we see as a fiction that is impossible in real life except for those that we have been noted that,"This is based on true life events". Is that totally correct? NO. Any movie that tells a past story like Hotel Rwanda that she said is real because it has happened but it is not also real because, it is not happening and no matter how hard the Producers tend to write about the past, they cannot get an accurate picture of it. So, the fact that a movie is based on an event that has not occured does not mean that there can't be realism in it and that is why some researches are always carried out to make some as real as possible.I think she should go back to her Lecturer for more explanations.

See finishing . Truth, they say is bitter. A Foreigner is even pointing out the disgraceful loop holes in our country. . I am very sure that if Corruption were a type of sports, Nigeria will never lag. What a pity!
I hope the Ogas at the top will do something about all these? Infact, is anything here strange to them? I doubt!

Van snickers: Why should he be removed? We all have our opinions on who we support and why we support them. Please let's look at issues more objectively.

There are more than enough reasons why he should be removed aside Political reasons. Go do the findings and see. I don't want to take things personal but that guy is not just it.

ohaleoghene: While you are wrong ! Let me enlighten you , and only hope you learn from this . Movies world are fantasy world , totally different from the real world . My lecturer who took me on drama , said and I quote ' in art we do not find reality ,when we do , it is no longer art ' poster , what caught our fancy in movies are the fact that this things do not , and if they do happen arre very rare , and we do only hear about them , and then we say , oh , just like in the movies . Haven't u notice how people who find it hard to believe a certain story say , I am sure you saw that in a movie , that sure can't happen ! So your analysis my dear is crap ! Think of it , won't you find movies boring of it gives us exactly real life situations ? If that is how movies work , while ,.I rather wait till such happens to someone around me , and save the ticket money for a meal .

You don't have to tag the write up as a 'crap' even if you wanted to tell us you are knowledgeable about the Arts.

Even a fo0l knows that once Cameras are set, there is no longer reality and the best the Producers of movies can do is to try and play out a real scenario or a fiction.

It is so sad to note that you couldn't decipher the true meaning of what your Lecturer meant by what you quoted. Art isn't a Reality simply because it has been planned for, this does not mean to say that Reality cannot be found in Arts.

I just clicked on your profile and scanned through your threads. I must confess that you are a disgrace to the Lecturer you quoted and the Four Walls that produced you.

Apart from being a biased Moderator, I think Afam lacks the depth in all ramifications to be a Moderator. I was wondering who put him there when I first saw him.

Nice, lovely, happy family. Omotola is really setting the standards. It pays to be focus and serious as early as possible. Many women have lost the chance to a happy marriage life all because they wanted to explore life to the fullest, make money, become independent and then settle for the highest bidder at the end of the day only for the marriage to end in a crash.
Keep on enjoying your marriage with your family Omotola.

Tinkybabe: Naturalwaves!!! ! Where have you been?

My Mathematics Aficionado! My former job took a whole lot of my time and I didn't have time to come online. I just resigned and now, I am free like a bird. Thanks for checking, I'll send you a PM right away.

Can you imagine? She said the Bayelsa first lady came to receive her because, THE RIVERS STATE FIRST LADY RECEIVES HER ORDINARILY. IN other words, she wants an Extraordinary treatment. Someone needs to cut the feathers of this proud Peacock. Nonsense!

spongeback: Tbh nothing you said made sense.

Ofcourse, it won't make sense to you cos truth, they say,is bitter. In some few years when you are more mature and grown, it will make sense to you.Don't worry.

spongeback: Since you don't know what a bikini body is I don't see why I should indulge you

Well, the most important thing is for you to learn the lessons from the mistakes you made. Okay? And grow up too. You said you are 24 but U act like a kid.

[quote author=Omo_barca]smh. Why you come carry person matter for head like sacrifice? see notes nau! Haba![/quote]I no carry any matter for head o just trying to correct the OP.

@OP, who told U that U've got a bikini body? And what is a bikini body? It is okay if you just post your pics but the write up you attached to it doesn't make sense and that was your undoing cos it made it look like you want cheap popularity. You should have just pasted and allow people to write their views at least, the insults won't be much if at all there would be any. Our natural Physique is one thing that will cannot really change particularly for slim people so, it is uncalled for for anyone to rain insults based on your looks. Moreover, why did you bring your daughter into this in the first place when you aren't ready to answer questions.
Well, here are your mistakes;
1) You feel you look so great(not a bad idea though) even though you just averagely okay (in my view)but you tried to shape people's reasoning in that light with your write up and the attempt failed woefully.
2) You brought too much of your personal life into this by mentioning your daughter (Another attempt to make people think you look great even after a child) but that also failed as you can see people asking funny questions about the paternity of the child and why you are unmarried.
I hope you have learnt your lessons?
It is a good thing to keep fit but you overrated yourself dear.Goodnight!

I see that the majour argument here is maybe or not the woman has a womb. Why was it not properly reported, how she came about not having a womb? Was she born with the defect? When the baby started developing, where did the scan show that the baby was hanging? Won't it have made more sense and glorified God more if these details were put into place? No interview was granted to the medical doctor in charge. If the story is true, they would have done all these and the whites would have called it an amazing medical development and will carry out further research.
Away from that, considering the write up of the story and the pictures, I think the baby is an ARRANGEE BABY. It was abducted and the whites were just made to pose with the baby. Why was the pic of the baby not bold enough to even see? Why did she travel out to have the baby(very typical of arrangee plans)?

The Pastor and all those in charge of this fake news are fooling themselves. You can fool men but you can't fool God cos if this is truly a miracle, this is not the way it will be reported. Rubbish!!!!!!!

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@OP, what nonsense 'viewer's discretion' are you talking about? Why are all these bloggers always so desperate? The pic link is only showing an inferno and some tyres. If you work hard and make your blog worthwhile, you won't need to do this.

@ Topic, Nigeria is fast becoming a country of killers. Every one now seems to be skilled in the act of killing ALUU 4 and d rest and now , this. Jungle justice is not the best.

jbaur24: These are the factor that made the clown okorocha gov in 2011: Ikemba/Obi/Umeh factor. if okorocha didnt go on his kneels to get ticket from Obi he wouldn't have a platform. If okorocha was that marketable why did he win common Councillor since all these years he has been moving from one party to another. Imo people wise up, tinubo has put a drain pipe through okorocha. the state is already being run into huge debt that the state cannot pay in 200years.

Mr Man, you are more of a clown than the person you tagged as one. Do you have any picture or video evidence that shows Okorocho kneeling and begging for the Gubernatorial slot that you claimed? See the way you twisted what could have been a mere round table discussion with your exaggerations.

Moreover, do you know that the Marketability of a candidate sometimes superceeds the Party power? You think it was the party that basically defeated the incubent Governor? About the point you raised on Councillorship, he never contested and not even as a Governor. He has always been contesting for the Presidency which is a tough call.

Finally, can you provide evidences of the debts being owed by Imo state through Rochas Okorocha and discuss why you feel it cannot be paid back (if it is true anyway) not even in your 200 years claim?
Let us stop basing arguments on hearsays and false conjuctions. At least, there should be a little difference between educated fellows and illiterates when discussions are being made.

PrettyGaby: I dont see APC winning anything come 2015. me sef, I no go vote them; what with Tinubu being their leader and all. you can't have a good body on a bad head. I'd rather go and vote pat utomi or rev. Chris grammer okotie

Unfortunately, your vote is irrelevant in the scheme of things. Sorry.

francisbiz: Must you insult people to air your views?
The like any other political party in the world plays an overwhelming role in any election.
A prty that has reasonable membership base and an aspirant that is 'buy-able' win elections, so you are very very wrong.
Think about these: what would Fasola have won in Lagos with PPR? would oshiomole have won in Edo with APGA? would rochas have won in Imo with ANPP?
Rochas like every other Nigerian politician lack lack political culture and party discipline, they change party like pants and boxers. They don't even know the manifestos of their parties (that is if the Nigerian parties still have manifestos)
Your party is supposed to be like a culture and almost like a religion, you don't dump your party. You rise and sink with your party. imagine a Bush becoming a Democrat!

Your argument can only be valid if the so called candidates are coming in newly and have been untested in similar positions in the past like when Fashola came in newly, that is the only situation that can make the party come in and help a candidate BUT after a candidate must have demonstrated his capabilities after being given the opportunity like the way Rochas, Oshiomole, Fashola and the likes have done then the Political party is irrelevant in determining who wins I tell you as the populace will know who to vote for. So, if Okorocha contests on any other platform, he will still win if the people find him worthy of such. Although, some people will still vote based on party affiliations, bad belleism etc, the appreciative masses will still carry the day.

Slyr0x: onajo2000

Thank you oo. .I don taya to dey explain

Wh
What was the time frame between the time the phone was swapped(sim wise) and when the crime was perpetrated?

onajo2000: when you don't know something just find out if it possible to do than just saying is ABRACADABRA.....MR it is possible to change your password with your mobile phone from yahoo.....period.

Reread the whole thread before you say trash. I said it is something I have been through except if the process has been changed. What I said was based on my personal experience when I had the mail problem so, I wasn't conjecturing anything.