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I just did my own registration this Thursday at District I and I met those in charge of the posting. They said we will get our Appointment letters and posting letters simultaneously on July 1 or latest by first week of July. There is a variation in d way each District handles the Process so, there is no problem. Once your name is on d list, U will definately get your letters.

ItsModella: the words of a learner.

Being a Learner isn't a crime.It depends on what I am a learner to. If I am a Learner to low standards and unserious students coupled with an environment that allows such, I would rather be a learner.

fankasibe: kai shégé.....wallai you i don get am por dis experience ko?
Why do u talk like a saddist who had once been in d shoes of dis lectural?.....be carefull....the BATx ar watching!!

I ain't supporting the Lecturer or can't U digest simple points? I only stated the obvious.

If the girl was a high flying student academically, no lecturer will dare threaten to fail her academically. From what I have seen and can conclude, the said student is a dullard that will most likely fail the course. Now, it is either the Lecturer promised to help the girl or the girl went to the lecturer for help. Whichever way, it is obvious that the Lecturer demanded for a piece of her. Going by the outcome of events and the set up, the girl must have preferred to settle the lecturer by cash which he turned down hence the reason for the set up.

Conclusion: If you don't want people to dictate your life patterns and options to you, use your time wisely and do what you are supposed to do at the right time. The girl failed woefully in this regards. The lecturer is guilty as well for trying to use his power to taste those that are academically deficient.


I can see a student holding a stick to deal with the Lecturer in the Pic. Now, which sane, serious student will have the guts to do that to his Lecturer if not a Cultist? That University as a whole needs serious improvement.


Parents should learn how to send their children to schools where there are no options, Schools where it is either you read your book or nothing else, schools where there will be less of cultism and girls with easy virtues.

azpekuliar: Hahahaha...You completely lost that argument! Ciphoenix killed you right there man!

Lmao...@ mobile HD gaming being childish. Dumbest shitt I ever heard.

....And what's bad in losing a debate even if u think I did?
Yeah, playing serious HD games like a proper console on a mobile device is childish...I still maintain my stance on this.

Mc Stoic: Music is a universal language of the soul, hence anybody, any kingdom can use it. But who uses it, their allegiance, religion etc is where the scrutiny and debate comes in. If Enya were a christian then her music would promote such. On the hand she's not and she has an allegiance too which her song must promote.

Incase U don't know, Enya is a Chorister in her local Catholic church where she grew up with her mum being the choir leader. So, she is a christian. Moreover, the fact that one is a Christian does not mean that U must sing about Christ all the time as I've heard her sing hymnes at times.

Finally, I won't be entertaining Beer Parlour debates anymore. If U can't come up with any logical reason/ Proofs why U think her songs are Demonic, don't quote me again.

prologue: Good morning all. Am off to Church. In the meantime, check out. www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2118848/Listening-Mozart-doubles-survival-rates-heart-transplant--Enyas-soothing-tones-effect.html
Also, lanecovechiro./2012/06/17/enya-is-bad-for-your-health/
When I come back from Church, we will chat more.

What is this supposed to mean if I may ask? I see no correlation in the link u provided and the topic of this thread. So, if a group of Sientists from Tokyo says they find out that Mozart music helps provide a soothing for some mouse with a heart transplant and Enya's songs does nothing, how does that translate to her being Demonic? Why do people just dig up Jargons to tarnish someone's image? Moreover,your Asian Scientists failed to perform the experiment on a human being, the best they could do was on a rat. My friend, if u av nothing meaningful to say just gerrout!!!

If Enya were in a church choir here in Nigeria, I am very sure that I will never miss a service here cos of her Angelic voice. I have a whole lot of tracks from her and I listen to any one that goes with the mood. If I'm off to work in the morning in a bus and my earpiece is on,it has to be CARRIBEAN BLUE. If I'm working against time,it has to be STORMS IN AFRICA or THE MEMORY TREES. When I'm engaged in anything that requires topmost precision, concentration and brainwork, FAIRYTALE works for me because of the beat counts. Moreover, it is only a music genius that can sing a whole song with just LA-la-la and still make sense. Anyone that's in doubt should just download FAIRYTALE.



When some people told me that what I listen to is demonic, I went to carry out further research and there isn't anything demonic about Enya. If U don't listen well, u won't even know that she's speaking English in some of d songs. Well, I downloaded some of her Lyrics to assess the message critically, I got the English version to the ones she sang in Latin and again, nothing demonic. Or is it demonic to sing about nature?


Aside listening to her voice,I follow the background Piano Play that accompanies the song and I must confess that she is a wonderful Pianist. Infact, Enya is one of the best Pianists in the world, her name must surely prop up when U search for the best Pianists.Enya is a Musical Aficionado!



As for YANNI CHRISOMALIS, I don't know how to describe that one cos I haven't gotten the vocabulary yet and if I start talking about him and analysing his tracks, I will take this entire page +his music is so Philosophical maybe because of his Greek Origin.


I have listened to a whole lot of music and I must say that ENYA and YANNI are 2 of the best Musicians in the whole wide world www.

I had to modify and modify my post in order not to get banned. But how can he say that He is never going to talk to Boateng again? Is the Principle against alcohol also against forgiveness? If the answer is YES then such principle is not worthy and if it is NO, such principle is a double standard one.

Femsyn: Chai!! Where was I when dis debate was going on
Call me Naturalwaves asap!!

Well, look no further cos he is here to diffuse all your watery points.

Femsyn: 1. D'banj neva won 2MTV europe awards. He won just one

It is so unfortunate that U began ur argument with a lie. He won 2 my dear not one. He won the first one on the 1st of Nov 2007 as the Best African Act and repeated it in 2012 as the best African Act. Tuface won it once and has not been able to repeat such.

Femsyn: ..... and because 2face got it before him, he's boss!! Including BET and MOBO. He got all these before him.

Just as Kaka is Messi's Baba becos he got the World Player of the year award before him right? . What a poor logic! . We all know Tuface got into limelight be fore him but Dbanj got almost all the Main awards and repeated them. I hope that football analogy has given U a picture of what I meant?

Femsyn: 2. Slangs are nothing. Every up and coming artiste come up with slangs everyday. How many slangs did MJ, KSA, Fela, Obey, Rkelly come up with?? Did dat stop dem from becoming legends??

First and foremost,wee are not talking about Legends, we are discussing Stardom. They are 2 different things. Slangs go a long way my dear.If what is said and done in a particular period by a large populace originates from an Artiste, then the Artiste has a large influence particularly when such slangs are more than 2. It is part of Stardom. When people make the same hairstyle, dress like or say the same things known to a Celeb, then such Celeb is a Star.At the 2002 Korean Japan world cup,a lot of people made the same hairstyle as David Becham. Varying Dbanj and Tuface in this regards, Dbanj beats him hands down.

Femsyn: Also, I guess u aint living in Nigeria to think D'banj brought d number plate design to Naija.

I am living in Nigeria and I never said he brought the design....he popularised it as it might av been existing before then but how many people were putting on customised T shirts in Lagos before 2004 when the Tongolo vid came out? As soon as he showcased that, the customising businesses blew big time as everyone wanted to customise. That's another undeniable evidence of Stardom. Have U ever wondered why Stars are used for adverts? Same reasons as above.

Femsyn: 3. D'banj's Kora Award was for "Most Promising Male Artiste" in 2005, while 2face's was for Best African Act.

Dbanj won 2 KORA awards at that time. He won the best New Act and the Most Promising Male Artiste. KORA awards went down for a couple of years before bouncing back. If it hadn't gone down Dbanj would av definately won the Best African Act category too. It is illogical to say that an Artiste that has won the best African Act for MTV twice won't win it for KORA if it hadn't gone down.It is like George Weah winning the World Best Footballer awards and failing to win the African Best award.

Femsyn: 4. D'banj is yet to win the World Music Awards, which was for "Best SELLING Nigeria Artiste".

Lolz.....Mr Man U are so funny. See, whenever U want to argue with awards, never use an inconsistent award as a yard stick. How many times av there been a World Music Award for the Best selling Nigerian Artiste? Use a consistent award category to argue . Ok?

Femsyn: 5. 2face won the song of the decade @ NMA.

Of course, being a bigger Star does not mean that U av to get everything. Moreover, Dapo will be 10 years old in the industry in 2014. He hasn't been singing for a decade. Furthermore, winning such awards is more of a Legendary feat than Stardom. Therefore, the above point is invalid.

Femsyn: 6. Which of D'banj's endorsement deals beat 2face's Phat Girls flick??

When did Phat gurls turn into an Oscar classic? Is it in the class of movies like Titanic,Ben Hur, Lord of d Rings, west side story etc? Infact, if they are rating American movies, Phat gurls cannot make the top 50,000 movies of all time. In fact, the entire Movie is a joke. If U insist On ur question, I will answer it......Dbanj's endorsement to G.O.O.D far far surpasses the Phat Gurls movie. Phat Gurls is not a top American movie but G.O.O.D is one of the best record coys in the whole world.

Femsyn: 7. What major rival difference has his being signed on to Good Music done to him??

This is ur weakest point of all.It is like asking, what has signing for Chelsea FC done for Mikel. By signing for an international label, he moves with bigger stars which improves his Stardom.U just shot urself.

Femsyn: 8. He sang at AFCON, 2face sang at the World Cup

At the world cup, Tuface was not given the honour of singing alone. He sang with the Bandwagon. Ur point would av been valid if he had sang like Shakira did. Dbanj on the other hand, was given the privilege of composing a song and singing it alone. So, that achievement far surpasses that of Tuface.

Femsyn: 9. How many collaborations has D'banj done, both home and abroad, compared to 2face??

Yeah, Tuface has done more collabos. Moreover,collaborations is a personal thing. If U like, U go for it, if U don't like , U forget about it. Colkaborations aren't done based on Stardom. If U av ur money, U can feature anyone U like. Does that make U a star? Furthermore, ow many of Tuface's collabos can even match a combo of Dbanj, Snoop Dog?

Femsyn: 10. Channel O Awards, The Headies, Soundcity Award, NMVA - The number of times 2face has won is no basis for comparison with D'banj

Dbanj has won numerous awards in these regards too except if U wanna break down the analysis. Talking about major awards, Dbanj has won more times than Tuface. How many times did Tuface win the MOBO best African Act? Dbanj won it 3 times; 2007, 2008, 2012. He won d Mtv Europe Base African Act 2 times; 2007 and 2012. He won the BET Best International Act in 2011 same as Tuface. Talking about Mtv Africa Music Awards; he won Artiste of the year, Best Male, Listeners choice all in 2008 . He won the Artiste of the year again in 2009 amongst several others. Talking about Channel O Music awards, they are just too numerous to mention. These are major musical awards and not some awards by certain unrecognised bodies or some honorary awards. If U visit tuface's Wiki page,about 40% of his awards are honorary. When it comes to music, we all know the basic awards with the highest being the Grammies. Using the basic music awards as a yard stick, Dbanj floors Tuface hands down but maybe wen u talk of some honorary bullshi.t, Tuface might carry d day.

Femsyn: 11. He won the New Champions For An Enduring Culture 2011 16th edition of the Annual THISDAY Awards presented by former U.S. President Bill Clinton and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The above is an example of the kwekwe type of awards I talked about previously. Moreover, Bill Clinton and co were invited to the show as Guests and not because they wanted to give d award to Tuface. Moreover, Dbanj has served as a United Nations Ambassador, an enviable feat for Tuface. Do you know what it is to serve as a UN Ambassador? How can someone impregnating all d gurls even be an Ambassador for Youths?

Femsyn: 12. 2face deals on Albums and not singles like every artiste dat wants to quickly hama.

Yeah, he releases just albums and not singles right? Is it not d singles that will make up d albulm eventually? What you said is not true and even if that is what Tuface does, comparing his albulms to that of Dbanj, I hope U know that none of Dbanj's albulm has failed to hit Platinum. Ur so called Star released an albulm that was a Monumental Failure. The albulm he released under his Hypertech label didn't even sell up to 20,000 copies. Tuface said he lost 40 million naira in Producing that albulm. So, talking about Album ratings, Dbanj has done better. None of his albulms has sold less than 1 million copies. His Entertainer albul sold 5million + copies which is as good as releasing about 5 albulms.

Femsyn: 13. 2face won the Best African act in Ghana (Non Ghanaian category).

Congrats to him. Abeg, go find better point joor. This one no be point.

Femsyn: 14. 2face has made more hits than D'banj. Ok. Let's count... D'banj - Tongolo, Why Me, Oliver Twist, Suddenly, Scape Goat, Fall in Love, Rundown (funk e up), Oyato and Mr Endowed(9); Every other one was a collaborative hit with Mo'hit all starz. 2face: Aside Plantashun boiz, which clearly doesn't qualify. He has African Queen, Only Me, If love is a Crime, Implication, Ihe Neme, Raindrops, Nfana Ibaga, True Love, My Love ft VIP, Enter the place, Rainbow (11) etc others are Ole, See Me so, Higher(spiritual healing), Omo No Dulling.
.

I laugh in Spanish. There is a difference between a hit and a Monster hit.Okay? A bulk of Tuface's songs are hits but very few are Monster hits with the greatest being African Queen. African Queen on Youtube has fairly above 1.7 million views despite the fact that in it's time, there were few available sites for viewership and downloads unlike now. Oliver Twist has more than 19 million views on Youtube despite the various available media now. It was played at half time during some of the indoor events at the last Olympics. Aside being used as the theme song in a comedy flick, how many times was it played on international platforms? How many Foreigners remixed it? Subtract 1.7 million from 19 million and tell me what U get. Can U compare all the other tracks U list up there to WHY ME in terms of hits? If U put OnlyMe,Rainbow,and the other one together as one, they can't match WHY Me in terms of being a hit.

Femsyn: He achieved all these even though he is not ur everyday "commercial", no content artiste like D'banj.

What do u mean by everyday Commercial Artiste?So, any one that doesn't sing RnB is a Commercial Artiste.The prob with U is that U fail to realise that each genre of music has specific characteristics. It is okay if U like a slow genre like RnB, that's ur choice. Afropop is a difft thing entirely. Morever, when it comes to music, Rhythmn, Beats and Lyrics are d most important respectively. The first 2 are more important than the Lyrics. Lyrics carry less than 20% of what makes a good music. If not, Poets should be the highest selling musicians. If U are in doubt, ask we fansof Enya, Yanni etc. Even without Lyrics, they sell millions of copies of Albulms and Enya doesn't sing in English all the time. Hiw many people understood French in the days of Makossa craze? So, u see, when it comes to music, Rythmn and Beats surpasses Lyrics.

Femsyn: I can go on and on...

Thereis no need to go o. And on as ur watery points av been diffused. I am a fan of Tuface too and I doubt if there is any of his tracks that I do not have in my collections. For a whilem he was d one eyed man in d midst of some blind people but when the competition became tight, he fizzled.Tuface is so so good no doubt about that but he is overrrated. At the moment, Dbanj is unarguably a greater star than Tuface in all ramifications. Take it or leave it if U like. Truth, they say, is bitter!

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A nigerian player has just been red carded

Freekick to the Ivorians close to the Nigerian box......Easy catch for our keeper.

Sincere 9gerian: Who is perceived to be corrupt between Goodluck Jonathan (President of Federal Republic) and Bola Tinubu (Leader of ACN/APC)? I attempted an objective assessment using Google. I did separate search on Google with both names and the keywords- loot and thief.

The first five search results for "Tinubu Thief Loot" on Google are:

1 The Looting Of Lagos State- THE WILL
27/11/2012
http://thewillnigeria.com/politics/17289.html
(In summary the article suggests the person Tinubu is a looter and thief)

2 EXPOSED! EX-GOVERNOR BOLA AHMED TINUBU BUYS 3 PLANES FOR 40 BILLION
August 15, 2011
http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/13159/4/exposed-ex-governor-bola-ahmed-tinubu-buys-3-plane.html
(In summary the article suggests the person Tinubu is a looter and thief)

3 Tinubu’s Massive Looting Of Lagos Uncovered…The Chagoury, Remi Tinubu Connection
December 12, 2012
http://pointblanknews.com/pbn/exclusive/tinubus-massive-looting-of-lagos-uncovered/
(Again in summary the article suggests the person Tinubu is a looter and thief)

4 Tinubu decries bad governance as ACN approves merger - The Punch
April 2013
(Not about looting )

5 PHOTONEWS: Former Governor Bola Tinubu's N1 Billion Birthday Party Leads to Scramble For Food
March 30, 2012
http://saharareporters.com/photo/photonews-former-governor-bola-tinubus-n1-billion-birthday-party-leads-scramble-food
(Not about looting)

On the other hand, the first five search results for "Goodluck Jonathan Thief Loot" on Google are:

1 CRIME NIGERIA PLC
March 2013
http://nigeriaworld.com/feature/publication/babsajayi/031513.html
(In summary the article is about corruption in Nigeria and inability of the govt to curb corruption. Nothing to suggest the person Goodluck Jonathan is a thief or looter)

2 Nigeria: Fresh Abacha loot, baby thieves, looming power and fuel scarcity reported
April 2013
http://www.afriquejet.com/news/5310-nigeria-fresh-abacha-loot-baby-thieves-looming-power-and-fuel-scarcity-reported.html
(nothing to suggest the person Goodluck Jonathan is a thief or looter)

3 All you need to know about the Alamieyeseigha loot in one infographic (Look)
March 2013
http://www.thescoopng.com/all-you-need-to-know-about-the-alamieyeseigha-loot-in-one-infographic-look/
(nothing to suggest the person Goodluck Jonathan is a looter or thief)

4 This Looting Must Stop, Bishop Onaiyekan Tells Jonathan…As Gov Aliyu Accuses FG Of Lack Of Transparency In Oil Earnings
April 2013
http://ireports-ng.com/2013/04/16/this-looting-must-stop-bishop-onaiyekan-tells-jonathan-as-gov-aliyu-accuses-fg-of-lack-of-transparency-in-oil-earnings/
(Again nothing to suggest the person Goodluck Jonathan is a looter or thief)

5 FG seeks 10-year imprisonment for pension thieves— The Punch
April 2013
(Again nothing to suggest the person Goodluck Jonathan is a looter or thief)

From the above very SIMPLE EXPERIMENT, the person with the highest corruption perception index, the THIEF and LOOTER is obvious.

Note: both Goodluck Jonathan and Bola Tinubu have been political leaders since 1999

@ OP, I am sorry to say this but U're so so daft not to know that Google is just a search engine.All it does is just to bring up results based on wherever they might have appeared online.If I create a thread on NL and name it "TINUBU IS THE GREATEST THIEF EVER", it is going to be part of the results you will get even when you search for Tinubu on google. The question is, does that necessarilly imply that he is actually a thief? Listen, google is only a link provider.Why can't the Opposition just get him arrested and prosecuted if they think he is guilty. Even EFCC under the dictates of the then Almighty Obasanjo could do him nothing and you are here saying trash.If Bode George could go to jail, why not Tinubu if found guilty. Tinubu is not a Saint but he is damn too intelligent, he does his things with common sense and calculation. Until you have concrete and justifiable reasons why he is corrupt, you have no point. It is okay if you are daft as a person but seeing the number of daft fellows that followed in your daftness with the google link abracadabra was annoying.

deloby123: @Natural waves, if you are patient enough to read though previous posts, you would understand my comment better. point being discussed is that the test was not marked manually but upon completion, a score is automatically generated for you.
nobody is blaming failure on anything bro.

Yeah. U are very correct. What I meant to say is that it is likely to think a failure might be due to one's inability to submit if proper explanation wasn't given. We are all going to pass in Jesus name. Don't worry. Although, when it comes to Aptitude tests, it is normal to fail some and pass others.Life goes on.

DarMorLah: LOL bro easy no b fight

Lolz. Me I no dey fight o . I just didn't want anyone to get unnecessarily afraid and I won't like anyone to blame a failure outcome on the inability to click on the submit button. That's all!

deloby123: Finish this tale nao. Did the system record a score for him?]

well i dont know as they both left for the server room. point is, the exam/result is automated. so whatever the delay is, only wokforce knows. let just keep hope alive.

Why are you talking like this. The Program is automatic. Once U finish, your score is automatically recorded even if U didn't submit. When I was doing mine, a prompt came up about 5 minutes to the end informing me about the limited time, I was trying to close that prompt and my system hanged in the process and took me to the first log on page where we entered the password. I re-entered my username and password and it took me to the first question even though I was on 48 when it went off. I knew there must be a way out so I looked through and saw NAVIGATION PANEL just down, clicked on it and it showed 50 numbers for all the questions. The ones I had answered were painted yellow and the questions I skipped were plain with a black dot. This shows that whether or not one submits, the scores are stored automatically. Moreover, I have written some Aptitude tests without submitting and my scores were mailed and texted to me. So, not submitting is not a problem.

mayowah: Hi guys, didn't click on the submit button , the system just told me my time was up, does dat mean my test wasn't submitted

No,the submittion is automatic once your time is up.

derbylicious: The workforce test was sexy buh the time wasn't.
50questions for 40mins.
It was organized just the verification lingered a lil longer.

Just go with your print out et ID,they would let you in...the credentials is basic 4d next stage!
I'm having migraine and all I crave is chilled liquor!

I anticipate the 2nd stage sms

What was d spartial like? What about tye quantitative? How many questions will U answer with an info/ diagram?

MayorSchwags: dat makes 3 of us
all d best...

Tnx

Nwanneamakah: 7

Me too.4pm

tendy08: No need for the credentials. Dey didn't ask for that @ all.

In the verbal section, was it a passage per question or a passage to certain questions. Like how many passages were there? This will help a lot of people in determining how to treat a passage cos if it is like a passage to 5 or 4 questions,it will be advisable to read d passage very very well at once and then go on to answer. Pls, reply. Tnx.

tomakint: Hi dearie never mind the freaks are at it again but as usual the clown is gone musically, please don't quote that figure (200,000), the question is, how much of his Oliver Twist has he sold till date? 200,000 for where?

Arguing on this your silly point is a waste of time.Just check itunes and youtube. Oliver Twist has more than 11 million views on youtube. The cummulative views of Oliver Twist on various portals is more than 20 million. Oliver Twist is an oustanding success. I want to believe you made this your silly point while you were in a deep slumber.

safarigirl: Why is this news?

It is 'news' because it is a recent occurence.

safarigirl: He performed the AFCON 2013 theme song, follows that he should perform ön the closing day.

The fact that he was part of the theme song does not necessarily imply that he must perform on the closing day.Afterall, Tuface performed on d opening day of the FIFA world cup in SA but didn't perform on the closing day. So, it is a great Privilege for Dbanj to be so honoured.

Gbawe: Thank you. What you identify here is what makes me despair for Nigeria the most. I.e the way the mentality of many is now bastardized to the extent they can look at everything and everyone but never at themselves. Some foolish and clannish twerp above tell us there is a neo-colonialist and imperialistic agenda to this. You think such a person must be a madman because how can he have missed the fact that most leaders of Western Nations, far richer than Nigeria, have a Presidential fleet limited to one or two planes or even non !!! Yet our own President has 10 airplanes in his fleet, by far one of the largest in the world, and still demanding more.

Throughout the world, people are now associating Nigeria with filth, squalor, callousness, extreme poverty and inhuman leadership. Yet we continue to read the first Lady wants a "mission house" that will consume billions or that GEJ wants a banquet hall to gulp billions. Meanwhile all this hideously insensitive profligacy is presented alongside pictures of police colleges that are filth personified and allocated paltry millions. Can Cameron then not talk considering he predicated his campaign on cutting waste and indeed came in to initiate drastic cuts everywhere?

In contrast, our own President, in charge of the one of the most poverty-addled nation on Earth, with no functioning institution, could only come out to say disgustingly "leaner government not possible" after being sworn in despite how our recurrent expenditure, running at over 70%, is universally condemned as 'self-destructive'.

Look, Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria. Wherever our unique mentality and bastardized minds lead us, let us accept it. As you note, many prefer to be sentimental and paranoid rather than to reason like balanced adults. We are in trouble because extended suffering, filthy environments, brutal poverty and many unsavoury events have all contributed to leave a lot of Nigerians mentally damaged to the point they now constitute themselves into the 'enemy within' defending their unforgiving oppressors. As you surmised, what mouth will Cameron, Obama, Gates et al talk with if the Nigerian government under GEJ was delivering?

The Oracle has spoken. EOD!

Ryabcool: Will all of you shut the hell up?! Can any of you dumbheads falsify their claims? What David Cameron said about squandering, is he WRONG? Yes or No! All of you are stuuuupid stuuupid people who evidently do not want betterment of yourselves and your environment. All you feed on is sentiments and utter display of stupidity. Ask yourselves; if Nigeria was on the right path, would these foreigners be saying these things? Good God these stuuuuupid nairaland people have pissed me off this morning.

No vex baba agba. Lolz.

hoochay: 1 And on that day when the Super Eagles had
gathered in the burning bush against the
Ethiopians of the eastern Desert, Keshi, the
leader of the delegates gave directions to the
people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what awaited him at
Abuja knelt down in his heart and cried unto
the heaven saying "My God, my God, please
do not forsake me, give me only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those words, the Lord
heard his cry, and the Holy Spirit descended
on the burning bush in the south of Africa
where the men had gathered and said to
Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses, go yea forth
into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto the voice of the
lord and ran into the 18 yard box of the
Ethiopians. and behold, a defender of the
Ethiopian Army brought him down and
caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened, Keshi knew
that the lord had heard his prayers and used
Moses to cause a big scare for the Ethiopians.
So he beckoned unto Moses to open his ears
to the voice of the spirit and heed the
commandments of the lord.
6 And the spirit came unto Moses again,
saying "Moses, play ye the ball into the left
corner of the Ethiopian net. And when Moses
had done this, the Eagles recorded their first
goal in the burning bush.
7 And the spirit drove Moses into the 18 yard
box again and caused another great scare in
the defense of the Ethiopians which made
the keeper of the Ethiopian army attack him
unwisely and got a red card from the
Moroccan Judge of the southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the people could
see the hand of God on Moses. And Keshi
knowing the way of the spirit, said unto
Moses "because the lord had used you to
deliver the people of Nigeria out of the hands
of the deadly Ethiopians, you shall go forth
again and take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have it, Moses
brought down the Armies of the Ethiopians
by placing the ball beyond the reach of the
make-shift goal keeper who the Ethiopians
had brought against him.
10 And when Mikel the son of Obi saw this
things, he became jealous and said in his
heart "see this small boy, for him mind, e go
dey think say him play pass me now because
say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1. I go soon
do ham watin drogba do Torres. Then him eye
go clear."
11 And when the draws were made, it was
said that the Super eagles of Nigeria would
go to war again with the eagles of Ivory
coast, where Drogba the son of Didier was
captain
12 When Keshi the son of Stephen heard
these words, he cried unto heaven and said
"My God, My God, Why has thou forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat would be mighty,
else the lord send a Prophet

. U just too funny. Who will the Prophet be this time around? My mind tells me it's gonna be VINCENT ENYEAMA.

Eko Ile: We can do this like adults. Any issue about loans, it's usage and terms are public records on the state's website for us all to see. Even with all that, it still doesn't mean people like you wont find issues where it doesn't exist.

The fact is, the state's credit ratings is great, the state is not bankrupt or anywhere close to such so all your noise is pretty much pointless, but I'm not here to debate your issues about loans, I'm more interested in your Marwa claim that I highlighted.

Your Marwa claim against Fashola was bogus and irresponsible simply because there is a huge gape between both men in terms of development and the state of Lagos.


Now, we can do this like adults and I'm rightfully assuming that you are an adult.


So let's do each other a favor by supporting our claims with facts and also by listing side by side each man's accomplishments.


Would you like to go first?

See massacre!!!! "Eko Ile" don finish person o. Go first ke? The guy no go come back again. Na so dem dey run comot wen person don deal with them. This is definately "the last straw".























*Not only did you pass through School, School passed through you as well. Bravo!

tomakint: Naturalwaves (my brother tokan tokan) Vs Safarigirl (the supergirl) waoI can't wait for the e-battle to be declared open in yet to be confirmed cinema somewhere in Lagos Island. I dey for sidelines dey watch the battle ahead, get your ticket nowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

.You will have o wait longer than expected. No e-battles with Safarigirl

safarigirl: like I said, I don't care bout 2face. If you didn't want to do the P-square thing, you shouldn't have said D'banj is better than em, now I present facts and you don change mouth. Will leave it though.

You brought Psuare into the picture, I never mentioned them until U referred to them.

Gbawe

safarigirl: when people are tryna raise points, y'all call it 'derailing'. Check Youtube hits, p-square's songs have outdone D'banj's time and time again, did Glo not drop D'banj for P-spuare? You can check their net worths, D'banj and his Oliver Twist still won't usurp P-square's, I'm not using a PC, else I would have brought evidence to support it, is it cos the agbero is blowing his own trumpet that you think he's bigger than P-square that recently earned $200,000 at a concert in Ghana? How much is D'banj paid per show? If it's not up to $100,000 then e neva reach, P-square is signed on to Konvict that boasts arguably the most successful star of this decade, Lady Gaga, and has a distribution deal with one of the most popular distributors in the world, Universal, all this with their copy copy o. Ma guy, if I could copy like p-square me and Dangote would be clinking glasses by now. Bros, playing D'banj's online attackdog won't fetch you half the money you'd have gotten if you were putting your 'talent' to other uses, even Airmark has left you in your struggle. I don't care about Tu face cos I don't even like him, but no use P-square joke with me. I repeat, you can Google it now. P-square's Alingo currently has more Youtube views than Bachelor which was uploaded at least 2 weeks before. How D'banj pass P-square?

My dear, if you really want to compare Dbanj and Psquare with respect to Stardom or the bigger star is,why not open a thread on it.Trust me, I will be there. This thread is all about Tuface and Dbanj. Check the topic again.