₦airaland Forum

flyinnizam:
perhaps it can buy small sweet

The smallest sweet is N50 for 1.

That's how bad Nigeria has become.

pocohantas:
You go first, Nazgul.

I'm still single na. You know that already. 😊

So tell me how you met yours.

This one is a pervert nothing more. How can you as a Prof be caught pants down with a student within the walls of the institution you lecture in?

It's his type that uses sex to threaten female people students. I'm sure his sack would reset his perverted brain.

Tell us in the comment section. Some of us are ready to take notes.

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Tallesty1:
Married men are the most sex starved.

Don't mind her. They'll nag young men to get married; once they do, they'll weaponize sex making the man to literally beg for it.

Didn't they date before getting married, was he urinating inside her during the course of their relationship?

That's a picture of two different people.

Godspeed0:
I have like 2 million i would not be using anytime soon i want to invest it to make profit instead staying in the bank idle

You can invest it then since you won't be needing it anytime soon.

Palmpay gives 20% interest per annum. Meaning if you save that 2m for 12 months, you'd get 400k. If it's less than 12 months, the money would be less. That's why I said it isn't profitable.

Just focus on the fact that you want to lock up your funds for now pending when you'll need it.

sylve11:
The title race is not yet over. United will pack sand sand into Arsenal's bowl of soaked garri.

It wouldn't be over if mancity drops points. If they don't, it's all over.

Godspeed0:
they have section for investment on the app I want to know if it is save to invest in it

It's safe (at least for now)

The question you should be asking is why are you investing? If the reason why you want to invest is to lock away funds which you intend to use in a couple of months time so you won't tamper with it, I'd say carry on.

But if you're investing for profit, you'll be disappointed cos 100k saved for 3 months there would give you less than 12k interest. So if you want a profit based investment, look for an actual business and invest in.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. As a parent, what would be your reaction after seeing this?

Nothing. We go chop the stew from ground be that. Then me and my wife would increase our surveillance on her

Shey na like this we wan go play mancity for final?

Imagine if a tournament was being hosted in Nigeria and traditional worshipers were recorded praying to Sango, Amadioha, Ifa...etc for a successful tournament.

I can assure you that the highest online bashing they'll receive would be from Nigerians.

But watch how everyone would smile and keep shut cos whites are involved. Most Africans are suffering from slave mentality.

obawaya:
Yo, I’ve issue with my opay account. It was frozen since last year, they want me to provide cac document. Sign contact and receipt but I made it clear to them I’m a merchant trader and k shows my my p2p history. They asked me to get a court order in other to unfreeze my account. How do I get a court order and where and does it cost any amount

Go to any court around you and tell them you want a court order for your financial institution (Opay) to unfreeze your account. They'll guide you through the process.

As for the cost, I don't know how much it costs cos I've never done it before. The one I did was sworn affidavit and I paid about 3k for it. But I know that court order would definitely be more expensive.

These people should give us light first and stop all these their White elephant projects.

Testiebobo:
Dollar is depreciating! Dollar is depreciating! But i am yet to see the effect of that in the price of goods in my area. No difference yet! Have you seen any difference in your own area? Are things cheaper or stagnant?

Things are still increasing. Especially bread. I bought my favorite bread N1,500 this morning. It used to be N1,300.

Nothing is reducing. My fear is that if the naira collapses and starts tumbling against the dollar, I wonder how Nigerians would survive cos the prices of food would triple again.

And greedy sellers would sight the Naira crash as reason for the inflation.

Gradually, the world is tilting towards WW3.

I don't know how hard it is for humans to live in peace. Everyone wants to prove that he's important.

Hitler thought that conquering the whole of Europe would make him an all powerful God.

Sadly he committed suicide in his bunker. War never ends well. This is a reality that those who instigate wars have failed to realize.

Reno is on Twitter barking like a dog on heat over the Naira appreciation whilst turning a blind eye on other challenges Nigerians are going through.

The reality here is that the students would be advised to apply for student loan.

So how sustainable would the loan scheme be considering that almost every student would be struggling to access it. As most of them are living in abject poverty.

sheDD:
boss please i already replied you with my email address
Still holding my breath out to receive from you.

Check your email

SmartyPants:
Go and buy from Innoson or Nord.

Do your leaders buy from those brands you mentioned?

You can't force people to buy what they don't like with their money. Besides those brands you mentioned don't sell used cars. Their cars don't have second hand value.

So the here is how many Nigerians can afford their brand new products?

Besides cars aren't the only commodity we import. We import electronics, phones, clothes, furnitures, toilet and kitchen setups...etc. Are you going to force us to buy them from Nigeria as well?

Ezemarcel:
They should reduce import duties

This is the major thing Tinubu needs to do if he wants to reduce the burden of hardship on the masses.

If you know what custom charges importers you will feel sorry for them, the dollar alone isn't what determines market price. You can't tell an importer to pay over 5m as import duty for a single car. That's day light robbery.

DyingFetus:
Either her papa get money or her brother be yahoo boy



She no fine laikdat if not I for say she day do olosho

No parent no matter how rich they are can furnish the room of their daughter who they sent to school to study this way.

This is obviously the work of a sugar daddy.

woojin:
I have been working as a labourer in a construction sites and other places for 15 good years and i have nothing to show. I started working since when i was 15years old now i am 30 without any achievement, i sponsored myself through secondary and university with my hard earned money and to get a job is a herculean task and seems impossible. I am angry and keep blaming myself for my poverty thinking that i am not working hard enough, then just lately it occured to me that no matter how hard i will work i cant work harder than Nigerian economy. Now my blame goes directly to Nigeria. Now i see the reason why people japa. There is girl that i have chatting with, she lives in the UK, she is 18years old, and started working 2years ago in a gas filling station. She now owns a car and go for vacation to another country every year, while me that worked for 15years cannot even afford an android phone. NIGERIA IS TRULY A DESTINY.

If you worked as a labourer for 15 years and you're still poor, it's your fault. Cos by now, you're supposed to be an engineer building houses for people not carrying blocks up and down.

Do you know what 15 years as a labourer means? You'll know where every beam, rod, concrete...etc should be without even waiting for confirmation from the engineer.

I know a handful of engineers in the SE who started out as labourers. They never attended any university neither do they have any kind or form of certifications, yet they're getting contracts to build houses worth millions.

Your problem is that you were just contented in carrying blocks and mixing concrete. Cos I don't understand how you'll do that for 15 years and don't know how to effectively supervise the construction of a building from start to finish. You're not a deep thinker.

joyblinks:
Please i wan to ask.

Am an IT student. was thought S.Q.L.

i just want to know if SQL is all about the

SELECT
FROM
ORDER BY
GROUP BY

or is there more to it.

Lol...I don laugh taya

These are the elementary stages of SQL. When you go deeper, you'll discover that there's more to it.

But for me, I prefer using Python for writing my programming codes, and SQL for importing Data.

I don't feel comfortable writing programming codes on SQL.

Find a tutor. You can't learn Python by watching YouTube videos alone. You need someone to put you through.

placeofallure:
You're guilty of what you are accusing me of. I know you will be smitten by my comment and it's deliberate.
You just judged all the teachers without having an inkling of what their day-to-day life is all about. So because you were privileged to be a teacher (because it's a noble profession, not for dunderheads) for less than one year, you'd become a chief judge that can pass any judgement on them.

According to you, they beat children for no reason, they're extending their frustrations on the kids, they try to date the girls and they refuse.... yẹn yẹn yẹn. If that happens in your school, it's not the standard for other schools. I'd rather my kids be beaten by their teachers than be spared and rotten. Teachers like you who are lackadaisical about their job, who are dispassionate about their profession are what we call awọn teacher Ìsọnu.

Don't judge people if you haven't walked in their shoes.

Please keep your frustrations away from my mentions. Did I ever tell you I'm into teaching, or do I look like a teacher to you. Or have I every posted anywhere that I'm into teaching profession.

I completed my service almost a decade ago and that's the only time I've ever been in a classroom to teach. So if you're a frustrated teacher, kindly look for your fellow teacher to pour out your frustrations on and stay away from my mentions.

Gidigbam001:
My nets are not torn and Baygon is no longer active like it used to be

You're right about Baygon. Most companies are reducing the standard of their goods.

If your net isn't torn, and you don't have dirty and stagnant water in your environment, you shouldn't have any issues with mosquitoes.

placeofallure:
Kudos to you for your last paragraph but to what end? You have achieved little or nothing with the children. Was your teacher like that while you were in school? Allow the children do what they like? You no try. People like you are the problem of Nigeria. You collect allowy from government and your conscience justified you? You didn't do a good job with the children, Owo yẹn o le mọ ẹ lọwọ o cause you didn't merit it in all ramifications.

Lol...people like me are the problem of Nigeria?

This statement shows that you obviously didn't serve. If you were thrown into some remote village without electricity, water, accessible roads...etc to serve and you manage to get to your PPA only to be greeted by unserious people who don't care about their future, what would you do? Babysit them?

And note your ability to communicate is extremely limited due to language barrier.

When you teach senior secondary school students in remote villages, you'll understand that it's not all of them that's actually interested in becoming great in life. So you focus on the serious ones and impact them with whatever knowledge you can and leave the unserious ones to their faith. And that's exactly what I did.

You're attacking my post because you're a typical Nigeria always ready to judge and condemn people. And then do exactly what you condemned them for if you happen to find yourself in their shoes.