₦airaland Forum

Sadly most of you are not familiar with the remarkable sense of humor of Mr. President.

Noting do Mr. President.

Alhamdulillah

anonimi:
Yes oh.
Heavens will fal.

Indeed it will fall next time you include nduchucks in your Tinubu related "accused" graphics.

Your matter don't tire me.

Our dear country is not quite ready for American style democracy. May Allah guide Buhari and his administration as he gets us there, albeit through some very rough roads.

It is not easy to cure the endemic corruption and outright theft of our commonwealth without employing some methods which may seem anti democratic on their surfaces.

Having said that, I'll add "Jail the Moda4kers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_8l43fTBog&feature=youtu.be


CNN: Sandra Aguebor is the first female mechanic in Nigeria and the founder of the Lady Mechanic Initiative, an organization that teaches women from diverse backgrounds how to fix cars and become financially independent. In Aguebor's garage, you’ll find tools to fix cars and so much more.

Tolexander:
Idobale kii se iwa!

Please provide contextual translation sir.

It is quite disgraceful to spend hundreds of millions, if not billions of naira in a building without including central air conditioners. shame on these Barayi.

PointB:
Excerpts from:
King Bubu and The Rise of Stone
http://www.hotchapters.com/2016/09/07/king-bubu-rise-stone/

You still dey here with this King Bubu crap ko?

Egbe ndi abriba piafuka gi blokos

Ignorant and idiotic Nigerians do not understand that nu.dity is a beautiful thing particularly when tastefully expressed in art.

The hypocritical thing about the critics of this model is that, if they had been alive only 2 or 3 generations ago, they would have been running around in their villages nude without experiencing the corrupt mindedness introduced by western education. This is the second time I smh today.

tallfish145:
I often read in this forum people calling others 'afonjas' but yet to know its meaning and why are some people referred as such name. Can someone please tell me what i dont know?

Nigerian History should be a required course in our secondary institutions.

A Nigeria 'educated' graduate who does not know who Afonja was must have never heard of Nagwamatse , not to talk of Mansa Musa. smh

Why are haters focusing on the name Farida instead of congratulating this couple and wishing these people well?

Must all conversations include Flatt.ies and Afonja related, racist and tribalistic terms?

Adeoba10:
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I have seen where they put charm on pap (eko elewe) placed it on a wood, den using new cutlass with heavy force in striking dis pap, mehn nothing do dis pap.

Oga, I can assure you that the people who deceived you into believing that a cutlass did not cut the pap are living in abject poverty. I say this because if they possess such powers, they'll be multi millionaires in dollar terms.

Nansense in 2016. Make dem use the charm to return naira to its value of 1990 na.

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anonimi:
Very true!
THIEVES celebrating thieves and getting their deprived and depraved 200 million mumu citizens to fight over the crumbs!!!

Oga, stop using your love for deceiving people with bogus graphics and statistics to fire a shot at me. I never posted the graphics you deceptively tried to associate with me.

Did you read this on the thread you found the pics?

nduchucks:
Assuming Tinubu is found guilty of operating foreign accounts while in office, what is the likely punishment? If they cannot find this man guilty of serious crimes such as embezzlement e.t.c., I'm afraid I'll have to agree that this episode is merely a charade. SMH

Apologies in advance for being a spoiler but I have it on good authority that APC has actually won this election. As to what my sources are, I plead the

When was the last time a non American was made the world Bank President?

Firefire:
That is my honest prayers, but I hate it when people defend looters, just because they have soft spots for them.

The above post is a clear depiction of the difference between the poster and one graphics nutty Buhari hater, with the Anonimi handle.

This man Kanu, for all practical purposes is royalty. The authorities are well-advised to get him first class medical care or arrange to send him abroad for treatment as it is customarily done for similarly powerful politicians.

We were told that 'Mr. Nnaka was recruited in 2004 by the Nigerian government to recover funds stolen by late dictator Sani Abacha. He had instituted a case in a U.S. district court seeking 40 per cent of the recovered loot. Nnaka claimed that he was kicked out of the fund recovery case after he had spent money and time to find and recover the funds.'

But 'Justice John D. Bates, in dismissing Nnaka’s case, held the claimant was not entitled to such payment since he was not a party to the forfeiture case filed by the US Department of Justice in conjunction with Nigeria.'

Nnaka the rougue was not even party to the forfeiture case. I urge Attorneys in the USA of Nigerian decent to aggressively pursue the disbarment of this man.

In the meantime, he is well advised to remain in exile. We dey wait for am for our borders. nansense

Amnesty negotiations followed by massive investments in the war torn areas must be in progress. Amnesticization had positive results in the SS, so why not in the North

If true them Amnesty negotiations must be in advanced stages.

40% fee is standard in the US for recovery from insurance companies and in personal injury cases. Many lawyers in the US have become ambulance chasers because of the said 40% fee.

This lawyer may have conned Nigerian officials into signing a contract which favors the lawyer. The Nigerian government needs to hire very high powered attorneys to find a hole in the contract. Holes can always be found.

It is quite disappointing to read the posts of so called sane and educated Nigerians attack people like Modath for calling a spade a spade while they themselves employ irresponsible red herrings to justify a clear case of criminality perpetrated by Patience Jonathan.

That some of you are referred to as "crazies" is not good enough an excuse to defend Mama peace thief.

As far as I know, there is no law which prevents a first lady from engaging in business activities. It is plausible that the said money was made legally. It would be insane of her lawyers to file a claim on her behalf if such were not the case.

I'm afraid Mama peace will get away with this.

We all know that this affair smacks of corruption, theft, looting, cronyism, etc etc. , however as a legal matter, Mama peace is standing on solid but shameless grounds. smh

The guy is madly in-love. Being in-love is an experience every human should experience at least once in a lifetime.

This girl may very well regret publicly humiliating the guy. I wish the love birds all the best.

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We had no idea that Alhaji GEJ used Almajiri schools to raise funds for his reelection campaign. Karma will catch up sooner or later.

My fellow Nigeria citizens are quite gullible, indeed quite senseless. smh

Bottom line: No pain no gain.

An innocent question for the authorities:

Did you people feed or starve the cows for 32hrs? Secondly did you give them water or punish them with thirst

Nobody knows Tom Marino in the US. why him dey poke nose for matter wey no concern am

Who Marino epp for Pennsylvania?

@OP, it is impossible to explain the concept of God to a 6year old as you tried to do. The topic is too advanced for his developing brain.

What you've tried to do is analogous to trying to offer an adequate explanation to a 6year old who asks you how Airplanes fly and what keeps them from falling from the sky. Since you are possibly not an aerospace or aeronautical engineer, your explanation will likely be inaccurate and inadequate.

Try to use the same technique you'd use if the 6year old had asked you how babies get in the stomachs of women. One would hope you wouldn't give the little kid a por.no lessen, yet find a way to effectively communicate with the kid.