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ogwumgbe:
Where? Is Nigeria a country or a province? in which place, I have not heard of such country before

Ok. Go sleep, if I keep exchanging words with you it will affect my sanity.
Goodnight omo London.

Na wah oh.
Atleast she says they have an open marriage.

ogwumgbe:
In which country bro? In your shithole that just resumed strike after eight months?

Here in in Nigeria. As I said, operate within your grade. What you don't know, you don't. Omo London, Pele.

ogwumgbe:
The thing in UK is that your country has no single functioning hospitals nor schools, that's why your useless stinking politicians keep visiting their hospitals and sending their children there. Do you get it you slowpoke, Go and develop your country bastards, stop junketing from one developed country to another, fools without any iota of shame. Ghanaians are few in diaspora ok, no country compares to your country in terms of corruption, it's hell pro max, both you and your education is useless, if not tell me why your country should be so under developed

Oga, I get the best of Healthcare here. I pay for it. Abi without nhs can you pay for uk care? Here you have its equivalent insurance, if you choose to join.
My kids attend university too, I pay for it. No strikes, best lecturers etc, secure environment etc. So what is the big deal? For masters they could go to the UK or Canada. So what?

ogwumgbe:
You are an idiot and reason with your anus, is there any way you can compare UK with your shithole? That's my point, develop your country and stop junketing from on country to another. Your useless shithole has no single road of international standard, no electricity, wifi in your country is luxury, are you not ashamed? bingo,

Is UK your country? It can never and will never be. Even if you are born there( I doubt) cos you seem a recent arrival still shocked by the economic and infrastructural realities, you can never be a first class citizen.
Those that are in the UK we know, I have paddies. Those that are in the UK, but still in the boarders we know.
Hope you know the difference.

ogwumgbe:
The thing in UK is that your country has no single functioning hospitals nor schools, that's why your useless stinking politicians keep visiting their hospitals and sending their children there. Do you get it you slowpoke, Go and develop your country bastards, stop junketing from one developed country to another, fools without any iota of shame. Ghanaians are few in diaspora ok, no country compares to your country in terms of corruption, it's hell pro max, both you and your education is useless, if not tell me why your country should be so under developed

Dummy, I am a UK resident, but stay in Nigeria. When did you enter UK that makes you are an authority. I have stayed in the UK from the 70s. 1977 to be precise as a kid. Lived in hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, in a gated community.
Dont preach to me about UK or abroad. Talk within your pay grade.
Abi is hunger tuning your head, if you provoke me now, I will enter plane this night and come and dine you a proper restaurant to reset your brain. Restaurant you cannot near the entrance ordinarily.

lhordspy:
When he mentioned thief. We already know who stole and diverted government money. The real thief;

who was caught with 250m trying to sneak it into Lagos.

who invested state funds into pandora business.

who diverted money meant for state project into his daughter offshore account.

who left the state he govern worst than he met it.

In the three, we know the National infrastructure seller.

we know the competent one with trackrecords of achievements ,

we know the corrupt pretentious deceiver which yiibo people are trying to push down on us. Same person they criticised years ago. Now the best thing after chocolate.

If this fellow does not mention Obi 10 times a day he wount achieve erection.

SouthSouth1914:
Quite a story! Some people fell out the way in other to teach some people lessons. Whether you learn or not, that’s your fault! Godspeed to your hustles!

Thanks bro, Godspeed to you too..

ogwumgbe:
I will continue to call you an idiot until you get sense you robot in the hands of useless politicians, I respect no body in that muthafucking country, you are all monkeys to me, sub humans and stinking goats both your president and the governed, Bastards, just stop blaming the victims and blame who is supposed to be blamed. Idiot stinking useless animals. A janitor in UK is better than your good for nothing ape brain president, if not, how many MPs in UK have you seen in Nigeria Hospital? Bleep off

Lolz, from your level of reasoning, I suspect you are poorly educated. Your insistence on your point of view proves that. While there is dignity in Labour, even for a janitor or a lawyer, a driver, or banker as bills must be paid. That does not give you the impetus to refer to a whole people in words that pass your pay grade. Well, insults etc are normal with folks such as you.
What is in the UK sef that you think you are in heaven? Some of us visit the UK monthly, Spend Averagely 6 to 10 days, do what we have to do and are back to naija or head on somewhere else we have interest. Last I was there was November. Did not do December due to health issues. No biggie? We stay in hotels not squatting. I personally prefer travel lodge or holiday in express for their nice deals. If around Stratford, Hyatt, The residence in Stratford Westfield. If around canery warf, cove land mark pinnacle appartments.
No biggie.

onojaford:
Heheheh... 600 years term?

Dont mind me jare, just kidding.
Quoting this fellow, remember him?

Starzo:
Let Nigeria leave ECOWAS for six months, then you'll see what happens

Nigerian fuel is being sold cheaply in those african countries including Ghana.

Ghana recently sent officials to ask nigeria for refined fuel once dangote refinery starts operating. This is despite the fact that they owe nigeria millions of dollars from unpaid gas supplied

Nigeria Does not need these other African countries, they need us

If anything happens and they decide to send nigerians out of their country, no issue there's enough space in Nigeria. It won't affect our economy.

But let nigeria start dealing with them in same coin, they won't survive it

Interesting.
I think Nigerian fuel is sold through smuggled routes to neighbours, Benin, Niger, Chad. Cameroon. Don't know if it goes as far as eg ghana.
Anyway, dangote refinary might build a leverage to make them and others fall in line.
But how come those countries can owe us millions in dollars from eg gas supplies and still poke their fingers in our eyes? is it that we cannot carry our weight diplomatically?

Skill9ja:
Nigeria's size and population make it a major player in Africa and the world, and its actions and decisions can have a significant impact on regional and global affairs and this is what our government has refused to build on. Nigeria is too big for all these small nyansh dey shake if not for the government! Everyone is now acting like boss on top Nigeria.

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I think the leverage Nigeria had on the the smaller African countries eg ghana as been degraded due to the boarder closure. Those countries that felt they could not survive without us and so behaved have seen they actually can. They have seen we need them more than they do, because the have more our our citizens residing in their countries, due to the downturn in our economy cause by this apc gang.
If ghana supposedly deals with our citizens unfairly, what can our government do?

ogwumgbe:
I repeat, you are an idiot, only in that useless country is this kind of looting go on without check and an idiot like you keep blaming the wrong people instead blaming your thieves in Agbada. Shameless useless stinking demons junketing round the world to enjoy Good countries their politicians put in place. Bastards, if UK Politicians were corrupt like you and refused to develop their country, would you see a good university to send your useless stinking entitlement good for nothing children? Bastards, useless stinking monkeys and apes. I don't blame the white man for calling black people monkeys because their politicians are nothing but sub monkeys.

I really think you are confused. The fact that your country is wack, must you go to another person's country and constitute a nuisance, over stay your welcome ie visa, commit all sorts of crimes, drugs, 419, cultism, robbery, rape, open defication, burglary, under age dating etc? Spoiling chances for legitimate Nigerian travellers?
You then blame it on Nigerian politicians. How does that concern the country eg uae, UK etc? Are they the one that told your politicians loot $100b from Nigeria, that you and your cohorts will then be a plague on in their domains?
Oga, I am not the reason you are a janator in the UK. Carry your frustration elsewhere and stop desplaying crassness publicly.

At least it was not arise TV that streamed the "blablablu" declaration.
Tvc did.
Just imagine if it was arise, we no for hear word with claims it was doctored.

ogwumgbe:
You an idiot, the money that your politicians looted in that useless zoo is up to one trillion dollars. Pump that money into Nigeria economy and none will ever leave Nigeria for greener pasture any where including US, you leave who you supposed to blame and keep blaming the victims, come on get of here, you an animal, a monkey and a goat

And who is this charlatan?
So because your politicians stole billions, you should go and be a nuisance in other people's countries?

Urheadmaster:
The hotel should be demolished for accommodating murderers disturbing the peace of mind of the good citizens.

Most likely, it was the hotel that alerted the police. If you have been involved in hotel business, you will know the police and hotels work hand in hand. The have mechanism for passing info on suspicious activities.

oliseh99:
Choi
Insecurity everywhere
Not only in South East but every part of Nigeria

every part ohh. My aboki that just retured says in his place, nothing like police, army etc. Who born them to go there. That people move freely with Ak 47 as if it is knapsack they are carrying. That the shoot gun as if they are playing "ginta" ie guitar. They run their own law as if it is the wild west. Ie cowboy film.
He say it is better now though, that before when you land home, those criminals will kidnap you. The family will have to negotiate random of 5 to ₦20k
I hala, say such small money? Niggar says do you know how much 20k is up in his village? That he can build a house for 300k, fine house.
Nna, I no argue again.

SouthSouth1914:
I be hard man. See where it ends! Join cult today, you die tomorrow!

Make I give you one gist.
Those days, me and my paddy, still my best friend till date. Went to secondary school, university. He stays in the UK. I de naija. No week if not day we don't talk. Guess what he is Yoruba.
Back to tori. We were in 100 level in UI. My egbon I stayed with at quarters went to home. So just me and my paddy. That night we went to one of the halls to watch Chinese film and MOJO in the bursary. 2 jew men
Kai around 2 am, we headed back home. Na so we de hear gunshots! Hmm, we took off, we did not know where to run to in the darkness. When we see people, we will takeoff again. As we were moving we saw something on the ground. A lump. We were not sure, na so we near the thing. My paddy, hmm, say fear de catch am. Do you know it was as if it was magnet dragging us. We neared it. Omo, it was dead body! Chai!
See, the run we ran that night, 2 kilometers non stop, it has only been surpass years later when I was older with potbelly drinking beer at a joint in akowonjo and then gunshots. Everybody took off. I left my car keys, my phone, beer on the table and joined the crown to take off. When we run for 5mins, then stop to rest, someone will shout, "they are comming"! Omo, run will start again! That day I ran all the way to shasha, about 3 kilometers! Luckily, my car, phone was intact when I got back. I was sick for 2 weeks!
Anyway back to the gist. The next day we found out who was killed.
So sad, it was one very handsome, light skinned "Hardman". When we go for lectures in social sciences, you see him sit by the abegi, boning and doing hard man. Rumors had it he was in cult. Rusticated from some school elsewhere and then came to UI. Fine boy. Purpose of my gist, he fell by the wayside. This was 1990/1991 session. I can still remember his face. Who knows who he could have being today, president, priest, minister, billionaire etc.

Is this one Shotgun blast to the fukun, roundabout, abodi?

MisterMan123456:
These guys are there illegally and committing various crimes. No job, no skills, practicing cultism etc. Dubai doesn't need them.
People with legit jobs are in Dubai working and living peacefully.

I hear they don't issue or renew work permits so any Nigerian working there is likely illegal.
Next thing is search for fast money ie crime.

ednut1:
Everyday on nairaland travel section we dey try save people from foolish decisions like this. These guys probably went to Dubai in visiting visa hoping to convert to work permit . They wont do research but believe everything agent tells them

The way these ones sounds, it's as if they went there for fast money.

Nice one.
The good thing is that this lot wount be able to enter uae again since their biometrics would have been well captured. By the time they clear them out, hopefully they will open the boarders for genuine Nigerian tourist, business people, students etc.
The one that pain me pass it the Turkish evisa ban. Something you do before online and get the visa in 5min.

b0rn2fuck:
No country will question indian if they deport all Nigerians. Even we Nigerians at home dehy shock as them overtake crime for there

We Nigerians are the cause of our problems, that is why nothing works over here. We are too "smart" too "wise" we no longer have sense for anything to work.
At this rate few countries will accept Nigerians because of these stupid, greedy, smart by half idiots. When they are deported to Nigeria, the harshest of jail term with hard Labour must be imposed on them. I suggest 600 years.

xpressionx:
Atiku and Tinubu will use the FIRS and NNPC to do giveaway to their friends and cronies.

Tinubu's son has already started doing rubbish in abuja with his friends.
They will soon start seizing choice properties in Asokoro,Maitama, wuse,guzape,katampe extension,garki,utako and Jabi for themselves and friends.

May God never allow the wicked to near the seat of power again.

Oga, just leave Nigerians. See, I have already given up. I will vote obi in February and move on.
Nigerians deserve to suffer. Our debt in the past 7 years has risen to over $200b. This has never happened in the history of the country. There is no hope to repay. Instead of people to throw stones at the mention of apc,, rather they want to install the instigator of this catastrophe as president. I have this my paddy, igbo guy, but Lagos boy, the fanatic buharist. You know the silly thing, after buhari entered, it got so hard for him, he relocated his family to Canada. This same guy was still campaigning for buhari. Now, this same fellow is doing same for Tinubu, claiming Tinubu "made men". He is campaigning but cannot stay in Nigeria cos the heat is too much. I told him the other day, he supported buhari but ran, now he wants to impose Tinubu and remain in the US. Why make us suffer but you enjoy in the US? Why not vote for Obama, Trump, or Kanye west and leave us in peace in naija?
Anyway, as I always say, the righteous will survive.

Jashub:
Op, forget her and move on . When hunger and shame torture her she'll come crawling back. Secondly , it won't be easy for her to find someone willing to marry her and bear the burden of carrying the financial responsibility of her son .

Lol...Infact , I pity this woman . She's deluded and doesn't know that being a single mother is the worst sentence a woman can give herself in this harsh economy.

While I support you in that the guy should move on. See now a days hunger and and shame does not affect most women, especially if they are educated, skilled or beautiful. In the first place, it is obvious the lady has a family home to return to. Besides you can see where she said she had "endured" with him despite him not having money. She endured, meaning there is a possibility she could have had it better.
Forget it oh. I have lots of instances of ladies that their husbands thought they could not survive without them, yes initially it was difficult, the men moved on flaunting their new relationships etc. Omo few years down the line, those ladies are doing so well, in most cases better than the husbands. You know what? it is the husbands now trying to come back. The kids are all grown. Two, I know that relocated to the US with their kids and are registered nurses. One I know that is a doctor in Ireland.
In Lagos nko, plenty, the women are doing well.
OP made heavy statements to the lady he alluded to. See, before I met my wife, I was doing reasonably well, we got married and things slowed down for sometime, does it mean I will place the blame on her as the op did? I visited a friend those days, his neighbour's wife badged in screaming, that her husband said if he does not "pick" money within the next few days he will kill her, that she was bad luck. Today, the lady is in the US with the kids, the man is in naija under heavy suffering.
In surmarry, I think the man should give her some space, let her focus on having something of her own. He too should focus on his career, as she is not around to slow him down. He should achieve much abi?
But he should keep in touch and be responsible for the child. Who knows in future the marriage might work again.
Nb: we don't even know if the op married her properly as in paid her bride price, Or if it is the normal Lagos marriage of carry belle and move in.

MimiSheWrote:
They are all the same. Just choose your own version of frustration and start dealing with it!

If you have stayed abroad, you'd hate every damn thing about this country, especially our so called leaders!

Nigerians are either cowards, have low I.Q or should I say addicted to suffering!
In a sane country we(The youths) should be staging a nationwide uprising and revolution! not supporting the same old politicians that have been playing with this country since God knows when! All in the name of tribalism or religion! (wetin concern me, shebbi na xmas carry me come back here, Mek I do travel back!)

To get anything right in this country is a Rocket science!

Ordinary internet that the rest of the world have perfected and moved on decades ago, we are still struggling with our own.

Electricity nko? Oh this topic is not about that one, sorry.

My sister, na so we see am.
Nigerians deserve suffering. One day we will have sense.

So it's now this orobo is knowing,
W hen our debt is already over $200b and impossible to pay.

maasoap:
Fake agency collecting money from job seekers and sending them on to a wild goose chase. Lol.
Why would they be sending job seekers to hotels that had employed a worker two months ago?

See, what happens, if I need workers, eg, driver, house help, security, chefs etc they charge me 10k (not current with present charges). They also have a list of people eg the op, that have registered with them via the 3k payment. They send those people to me. I might employ or not. If I don't, they keep a record and direct that same person to other vacancies.
Depending on agreement, it does not even end there. The employment agent most times takes half of the first salary if the job hunter. Some are so mean they share salary for 3 months!

undisputedKOC:
Because Nigeria economy will experience a great economic boom when Tinubu becomes Nigeria's President in 2023.

Me and some friends have already pooled together over N400 billion that we're going to invest in the Motherland this year and you can expect we're going to reap high ROI. There's going to be a huge wealth explosion under Tinubu presidency.

That's part of why I've spent 2022 touring Nigeria. It wasn't for politics alone but also economic investment. And I can tell you the North is a huge gold mine of opportunities, same as the South West and Niger Delta regions. But I can never invest 1 kobo in that cocaine trafficking tribe IPOB region. It is the worst place on earth to put your money.

Lol, abeg use the 400b to better the lives of you and your puppies.

Racoon:
As usual, Air Nigeria is ordering zilch aircraft but waiting for Ethiopian Airlines to salvage its shameless reputation.

Ibom Air and Air Peace have proven that you can better manage an airline if the right people, resources and policies are in place.

Nigeria Airways was destroyed by Buhari government in 1984-85. Yet all failed promises about having a functional airline also happened during his disastrous regime of 2015-2023.

He even promised to drastically reduced the presidential air fleet to formed a national carrier and minimise cost of government but as usual, all the promised of 2015 have long not been fulfilled but shamelessly denied.

Truth of the matter is that a Nigerian national carrier can never work. Nigerians are "oversmart" to the extent nothing works.
I remember those days of Nigeria airways, boeing 707, boeing 747, DC 10, the airbus 310 that came later. I flew in all of them. Lagos to gatwick, Heathrow, stopping to pick passengers from Kano. (make sure you use the loo before the Kano stop, cause back them folks from that side were not used to using normal toilets, if you know what I mean).
What lead to the death of Nigeria airways? Free tickets! From staff, to politicians, they will not pay. Government officials will fly free, who is the oga in the airline that will not issue ticket to the whole family + house helps etc of one NPN northern politician? He will lose his job shap sharp.
It got to a stage, half of the flight will be non paying. It got so bad, pilots will keep their girlfriends upstairs in the 747 to fly first class, while customers that paid for same seat will be kept in economy!
The final killer was when, due to the airline hemorrhaging money, will go abroad and there will be no money to pay for fuel. The plane will then be stranded. Cabin crew will go around asking passengers to contribute money for petrol. Lol
All the aviation companies servicing aircraft, Nigeria airways was owing, even catering, ground services companies. Next thing our aircraft's were being seized around the world!
Must of us started flying the then British caledonian and other airlines.
I remember I went with Oga Ned sometime 2001 or so to see his friend, a Captain, that tried restating Nigeria airways with 2 leased aircraft. The man was so passionate and genuinely wanted it to work. I even flew with them to UK for 50k airfare.
Do you know the then aviation minister, frustrated them. Heard she had her own personal interests in having her investors set up a national carrier. Based on that, she instructed that all tickets sales and revenues be remitted to Abuja, Abuja will then approve any expenditure the airline need. Haba. Plane will fly to London, they will then be calling Abuja to send petrol money or run expenses.
Those were the frustrations that MD was telling Ned and I.
See the other day, sultan of sokoto demanded air peace hold a flight that was on the runway, loaded with passengers for. When it was declined, they said airpeace disrespected the emirate and that they might ban the airline from flying there, demanding the airline be sanctioned.
Now imagine if it was a Nigerian national carrier, ministers, police, man o war, customs, lastma, vio, army, Governors wife etc will commandeer fully loaded aircraft with fare paying customers to park and wait that they are in traffic comming to board. Infact they will insist passanger leave their seat for them.