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Culture › Re: Is Juju Real? by nedekid: 4:08pm On Nov 29, 2022

immanuelsize:
i'm not yoruba just that i'm surprised to hear that first pee from ashawo is so powerful.
the last question is...
dat young babalawo, are you still with his number?

Lolz, those days, nothing like GSM.
Only big men had Motorolas. The type you carry with a bag. grin

Politics › Re: Tinubu's Certificate: "Rufai Oseni Has Apologised To Me" - Reno Omokri by nedekid: 3:49pm On Nov 29, 2022

temitope27:
CLEAR THE WAY FOR ASIWAJU

Surely the road to iragbiji is cleared.

Politics › Re: Tinubu's Certificate: "Rufai Oseni Has Apologised To Me" - Reno Omokri by nedekid: 3:46pm On Nov 29, 2022

Agbaya Reno. Lol
Rufai did no such thing.

Education › Re: A Singer On Stage Stopped By Babcock Staff For 'Indecent' Outfit (Video) by nedekid: 3:35pm On Nov 29, 2022

Alajiki:

Glorified secondary school

Lol, so they say. But as a parent I prefer it that way. Don't know if the main campus, but rather the Iperu one.
Even to pick student from school, you must send email. No coka cola drink as they can do random drug test anytime and caffeine will affect it. Church nko? The will almost turn you to pastor. grin

Important thing is studying is without distraction.

Culture › Re: Is Juju Real? by nedekid: 3:29pm On Nov 29, 2022

immanuelsize:
is ashawo pee different from other people's pee?
what is special in that ashawo pee?

Oga, I no know ohh.
That was the antidote to the magun as recommended by the "wise" babalawo student. Ashawo weh neva pee.
You seem to be Yoruba, you tell me.

Culture › Re: Is Juju Real? by nedekid: 3:27pm On Nov 29, 2022

LiveWithIt:
I never see oo , na hear I just dey hear different experiences

Ok oh.
My ex, the guy she dated after me, late at night while driving, she had an argument with him. Guy stopped the car and told her to get down. This was midnight on Ikorodu road, near debasco motors those days. She refused. He came down and was dragging her. A security man, ie those days of opc etc came out of the darkness and hit him on the head with a little stick. Just like a ruler. The guy comported himself, and both explained that they were boy friend and girl friend having a quarrel.
They drove off.
Bottomline, when she saw this guy 2 days later, he had swollen up like a balloon. The swelling started from that point he was hit on the head. Within a week, the guy was dead!
Me I have seen back in the day, one smallish guy in a club called name pocket at akowonjo in the 90s, went on a slapping spree, Walai, bouncers were passing out as this "lengelenge" guy was distributing slap, even the owner of the clubs brother came, niggar gave him one slap too, guy slept. Like 10 huge fellas were all passed out on the floor!
Omo, that was the day I believed in "oruka". grin

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Culture › Re: Is Juju Real? by nedekid: 3:13pm On Nov 29, 2022

KingAzubuike:
There's nothing like juju. He probably had cardiac arrest. When you're into cardiac arrest sometimes you might Labour to breath which might sound like what you experienced.

Lol, the oyinbo man at apapa that was nacking his driver's wife. When he summersaulted the first time, the lady held him and shouted for help. He was held down, but oyinbo got angry. He said they shoukd leave him, he just feels like summersalting, is there any crime with that? Lol.
Another that happened way back in Tedder hall UI those days, guy brought a woman from town. The thing held him. It was one wise student whoes father was a native doctor that recommended getting ashawo that has not peed that morning to urinate on the guy. Boys had to contribute to give the only one that agreed from somewhere in agbowo.
As they held him down na so she put one leg by side of his head and unleashed a turret of yellow piss.
Omo, this guy came to his senses streight, asking why he was being peed on. Lol

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Culture › Re: Is Juju Real? by nedekid: 3:00pm On Nov 29, 2022

LiveWithIt:
It should be real, but I haven't experienced it before, ever, all the places I have vitsied more than 50 places none worked, hence my believe it doesn't.

I just believe it's scam to the gullible minds

You have not seen where they slapped somebody with oruka before? grin

Politics › Re: Labour Party Challenges Tinubu To An Open Debate With Peter Obi by nedekid: 2:03pm On Nov 29, 2022

bennybuhari:
How come many people here are saying Tinubu won't accept the challenge? He may prove you all wrong

Lol.
He will rather loose a limb than accept the challenge. grin

Politics › Re: Labour Party Challenges Tinubu To An Open Debate With Peter Obi by nedekid: 2:02pm On Nov 29, 2022

PrinceOfLagos:
Dem no born Tinubu well to accept the challenge

Baba will accept to go to hellfire than to take the challenge.

Sports › Re: You Come To Our Country, You Know What Makes Us Angry And You Do It - Qatari by nedekid: 12:33pm On Nov 29, 2022

lhordspy:
This LGBT group just messed with the wrong country.

Unfortunately for Marco ferrari, that serial pitch invaders; he just pulled his last stunt.

He might have been trying it with others, but going to an extent in daring an Arab nation is extreme and out of place. Even the west influence wont be able to save him now.

600 years is appropriate.

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Politics › Re: Only 3 States Generate IGR More Than Allocation From FAAC — Dr Ayawei by nedekid: 11:39am On Nov 29, 2022

Yeye people, which tax? Pay more tax so they will use it to marry more wives, drive in convoy of landcruisers and hilux, fly private jets? I arnt paying any more than I do now! Never!
Pay more tax so that one fellow with no visible source of income will be collecting 30% and using it to operate bullion vans. Funding his agbero nypho son to wear 300k Richard Mille wristwatch (while his praise singers on this forum have not had breakfast).
Arnt doing that crap meeeenn!!

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Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga: We Didn't Apologise To Duke For Using His Childhood Picture by nedekid: 11:29am On Nov 29, 2022

sukkot:
Definitely doctored video.

Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga: We Didn't Apologise To Duke For Using His Childhood Picture by nedekid: 11:14am On Nov 29, 2022

sukkot:
duke has not claimed anything. its ipob claiming the picture for him

Guess this must be a doctored by ipob video of duke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5nBN3jKV_8

Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga: We Didn't Apologise To Duke For Using His Childhood Picture by nedekid: 9:13am On Nov 29, 2022

sukkot:
even in black and white we can see that is a very dark skinned jagaban

Is that right?

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Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga: We Didn't Apologise To Duke For Using His Childhood Picture by nedekid: 9:11am On Nov 29, 2022

sukkot:
THATS definitely not a picture of duke. unless he wants to tell us he is a heavy bleacher

Black and white photograph.
Why do you think Duke will claim a picture not his, even if Tinubu did so?
Duke is not of shaddy character, neither low morals.

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Crime › Re: Anayo Nwoke, Ikechukwu Stanley Declared Wanted by Police (Photos) by nedekid: 6:01am On Nov 29, 2022

1932t:
is that why you raped your nephew and mother

Haba, for real? shocked

Crime › Re: Anayo Nwoke, Ikechukwu Stanley Declared Wanted by Police (Photos) by nedekid: 6:00am On Nov 29, 2022

God1000:
Desperation is making so many nigerians to commit criminal offence on daily basis.

My advise for nairalanders, please do your best, don't be too desperate, follow the right and righteous path.

If you don't make it, die peacefully as a poor man.

Politics › Re: Fela Kuti's Family Reacts As APC Uses Fela's Songs For Their Campaign by nedekid: 5:55am On Nov 29, 2022

This man's way is not just straight at all.

Politics › Re: Lagos Moves Fast To Build $2.5 Billion 4th Mainland Bridge by nedekid: 5:43am On Nov 29, 2022

Eniitankorede:
What did Peter Obi do in Anambra? Won’t you be more interested in that? Lagos is the fastest developing state in Nigeria and yet you get bad belly. We are making astronomical progress in Lagos, government is a continuum. We are progressive, enemies can hang themselves.

Its a nice move, highly commendable. Kudos to Lagos and the governor.
But it has nothing to do with tinubu. Before some claim it is the old man's wok.

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Politics › Re: FFK And Dino Hug And Laugh Weeks After Dragging Each Other Online by nedekid: 5:36am On Nov 29, 2022

illicit:
They are slaves to money

Arnt we all? Just that some people's own pass others.

Politics › Re: Troops Raid Bandit Camps, Rescue Nine Victims In Kaduna (Photos) by nedekid: 1:56am On Nov 29, 2022

Kudos Nigeria army.
Chase them further into the forest and deal with them.
Meanwhile na so the forest for north big?
Maybe we should get the Chinese to deforest that place, export all the timber let's use the money for better thing, because for now, it seems only the bandits are benefiting there by getting a place to hide. (sic)

Family › Re: Enugu: Woman Discovers Daughter 20 Yrs After She Was Stolen At Birth In Hospital by nedekid: 1:48am On Nov 29, 2022

ComeHappy:
Let me go and read now.

It is worth reading.
Things de happen. shocked

Travel › Re: A Trip To Cheng Wong Forest In Malaysia (with Pictures) by nedekid: 7:20pm On Nov 28, 2022

Luckysbab:
Rest Oga. You're just making conjectures here and there

Whatever.

Business › Re: Tang Jian: Story Of How Former Millionaire Turned Sausage Seller (Photos) by nedekid: 4:02pm On Nov 28, 2022

Walai, this man will raise again!
Meanwhile, that sussage looks juicy and tasty. cool

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Politics › Re: Afenifere Leader Pa Ayo Adebanjo Leads Obi Campaign In Ibadan by nedekid: 3:58pm On Nov 28, 2022

jaoh:
Lol... I work. I am a graduate from Unilorin with a Masters degree from one of your dream countries. I hope you don't go on strike again, so that you'll stop responding from with your secondhand iPhone 7.

Btw, I hope you come out with a nice result. I'm not interested in your failure.
I am only concerned about Nigeria because its my country. Nothing less or more.

Unfortunately, your academic degrees seem to be failing you. Go and read my message you quoted and you will see I was making reference to the fellow you responded to. You responded to someone and I buttressed what you wrote, but Ofcourse you did not take time to read and felt I wrote against you.
Anyway, masters and the rest is for you and the betterment of your people. As for we, we were done with all that in the 90s. Our kids are the ones taking of schooling and masters now if you must know.
Dream country, funny you. Each month I visit so called dream countries. For the past 6 months, each month. For some folks it is like visiting oshodi from Ikeja.
Yeah yeah, I am not a phone person and so used the same Huawei phone for the past 3 - 4 years. My kids use the iPhone though.

Politics › Re: NNPC Petrol Price Without Subsidy Is ₦‎400/Litre – Marketers by nedekid: 3:12pm On Nov 28, 2022

In my area fuel is in surlus, no qeue. Sold at N170 toy APC card carrying members. (sic)

Travel › Re: Historic Trip To The National Aquarium, Baltimore, USA by nedekid: 2:19pm On Nov 28, 2022*

Nice one. Guy, enjoy yourself.
You went to look at fish for relaxation, family time, bonding.
We here in naija, all we do for relaxation is to eat ie go to fast food, go to beer parlor or some clubbing. Go to beach to baff ie salt water and sand in your hair.
The only aquarium we see fish is when pointing into the drums containing cat fish to "point and kill" at the local beer parlor. grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. Weighs Sending 100-Mile Strike Weapon To Ukraine - Reuters by nedekid: 2:13pm On Nov 28, 2022

Eriokanmi:
Ukraine had suffered enough. Afterall, the latter keeps pulling them back. Their recent victory in the Russian occupied region is a proof. Putin should engage USA or Japan, if they're truly powerful, not a hepless country like Ukraine.

Japan is nothing.
Do you really want the US and Russia to engage themselves? You you even know the implication of that?
Abeg abeg, if you are suicidal and tired of life from too much enjoyment , some of us have not chopped life enough. I still want to enjoy my monthly visits to my village in Maidstone, Kent. So smoke my benson with a glass of brandy. Watch my children grow.
Abi you think nukes flying wount affect naija? shocked

Travel › Re: Nigeria Issues Travel Advisory To Nigerians Going To US, Europe by nedekid: 2:02pm On Nov 28, 2022

Kai, this Lai Lai man. Haba!
In his mind now he will feel he has retaliated against those countries.
Hmm, this man should not allow them finally go the way of Dubai and ban japaing Nigerians that see no future in Nigeria from escaping ohh.
They have destroyed the country, now they want to finally ensure Nigerians have no where to go.
Anyway, I think Lai Lai should be taught a lesson. Him and his family should be issued visa bans from the mentioned countries. Nothing pains a big man more that the fact he cannot travel to UK, US, France, Germany and other major choplife cities of the world.

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Politics › Re: Rampaging Hoodlums In Osogbo On Adeleke’s First Day In Office by nedekid: 1:53pm On Nov 28, 2022

alanto:
Don't cry on my mention abeg... Sit at home is only today. Tomorrow you will be able to buy meths.

Yeah, everybody is from SE doing sit at home if you are not from SW. undecided

Investment › Re: Tiantian Kullander (Amber Group) Dies At 30 by nedekid: 1:46pm On Nov 28, 2022

So young.
How come problems for all these crypto business people? Last week one ftp and fhp lost billions, weeks before that, another became poor, in naija nko, yesterday, one company sacked 20% of its staff, today one Ishan woman, yemisi or so was declared wanted by effcc for japaing with over 10b naira depositors money.
Seems the way of this cryto abi forex is not pure.
The business does not like peace, it likes problems always.

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