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GeneralPula:
You wan give the girl pressure for nothing..

She doesn’t have a bank app and there’s nothing can be done cuz her pin would be needed which they don’t have..

For say she get bank app now, e for be another story..

Lolz, sorry to say, you be learner

Jones4190:
Before you go to bed this night, just bear in Mind that President Muhammadu Buhari will be in Onitsha/Asaba this October to Commission the Second Niger Bridge

If you are among those who derive pleasure in abusing Buhari, ask God to forgive you before you retire to bed this night

You are very funny. Someone that has destroyed the country, you are talking of a bloody bridge! He should stuff that bridge where the sun does not shine and return the country to how he met it.
How can you say such rubbish, do you live in Nigeria? And if you do, do you not know Nigerians are living like animals? Most do not even know, because they are used to suffering and do not know anything else!
Do you know how far the country has been destroyed? 1 bought just 200 pounds from a friend munites ago and paid 810 ie ₦162,000, something that will have cost me just 50k in 2015 when this desaster heardsman and apc came in.
Pick you call now 8 out of 10 calls are from people asking for financial
assistance because things are hard. Yet you are talking of some over inflated bridge that has added to our debt. Metcheew.

081087n:
Did you read my later post to him how I apologized,I had to tell him this is democracy I have a right to vote for whom I please.

no one should also use the word like saying someone would suffer for voting a particular candidate they shouldn't have too much peppered body this is just politics not do or die thing.
I already apologized to him and I had let it go.
Ppl who dig out past post should understand the intent of such post.
If obi wins or tinubu it won't affect my earnings. But I think we should be careful with our words.
Sorry if I had offended you too

Sorry if I offended you to.
Have a blessed day.

Nova1982:
Steak and eggs! There's nothing better than steak and eggs.

Nice one.
Will stop at JD Wetherspoon to chop steak. This your picture don open my belle

PlayMaker14:
Starch and Ogwó soup...

I can sell the whole of Delta State just for a plate of Starch and Ogwó soup.

May God continue to bless the person that discovered this delicacy.

Hmm, I'd like to try this.
Where can I "consume" this in Lagos?

Hmm, Tinubu trying to be like olamide. His has made so many peoples career. It is his turn
Abi na the other way round.

Staphylococcus:
The crowd is not even bigger than Ned Nwoko’s family!

Datti is a political toddler who cannot even win the polling unit inside his university.

I don’t know why people cannot be realistic! His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a political force that mere political minions like Obi and Datti cannot derail.


Even if elections were to be conducted on Earth, In Heaven, and hell inclusive, Peter Obi and Datti do not stand a chance of winning in any of the realms.


Even my humble highly esteemed self will win Peter Obi in a national election, how much more against the political Albert Einstein- His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

No doubt Tinubu is a political colossus. Possibly the greatest ever produced by Nigeria.
But at his age and failing health. He should be supporting eg Osibanjo, Obi, Ambode etc.
Nigeria at this stage needs an agile, sharp person to save the country from pending desaster.

Floorbeat:
Soludo's physical appearance does look like a state governor.

Lolz

Kai, and they are correct snacks for the ogas.

081087n:
No need to drag words with a thug like you.

look beyond my 2020 post and check my 2022 post and see how much I earn as a programmer. Then come back and talk to me

How much you earn 2022 is for the betterment of you and your puppies.
Stop using heavy words eg never make it in life, when you are still hustling like others. Abi are you God?

Everybody positioning themselves.

asanausana91:
when did we start having animals in nairaland? A criminal that don't even his father is claiming billionaire online.

Lolz. E go betta for me and you IJN.

asanausana91:
this is the problems of online billionaires. I am asking you about your country and you start talking rubbish.
We already know that every igbo man online is a billionaire.
I will only believe you if you send only 100k to my account.

If you see 100k wount you simply go insane?
Handle what you are used to, 1k maybe?

RepoMan007:
I insist it is down to harvest. Specifically July August harvest. Check previous year records and you will see what I am saying.

If the data is correct then you may be right, but I think it is rather propaganda. How can economy increase but with more misery on population?

Fabulouslouie:
Good evening everyone.

I've been having this sudden increase in heart rate since morning and I don't seem to understand what's wrong.
Is it a common problem or should I be worried?

Kai, "naija" is affecting you.
Check your BP, if high take medication.

hector:
You will be fine. Jusy masturbate and sleep. Thays whatii am doing now.

Bros, you want to wound persin with laugh this early morning?

asanausana91:
unfortunately I have travelled all the states of this country, I speaks Hausa, Yoruba, igbo and my own language.
Presently iam in Jos, I will be going to maiduguri next week.

When you can afford to take a family by British airways on 2 weeks holiday abroad, pay for accommodation, shopping, feeding, run the expenses. I will listen to your advice to not sit on my 2x2 shop, but to travel around.

081087n:
Hahaha Anambra the land of bins of pray your life be like Anambra in comparison to lagos..
I can see why ppl like you are yet to make it in life

You that you are talking, have you made it in life? Why use words that pass your pay grade? You are talking about making it in life yet you are negotiating for a used 70k laptop?
Try to avoid being crass.

Rememberdeath:
7 Billion dollars.. is this possible?

Me sef wonder. But I say make I read comments.

asanausana91:
don't sit in your 2×2 shop listening to stories, travel and see. The same way you people claim Tukano is not working.
Aboki get sense pass you people, they always tell you what you want to hear.
Today Aboki will tell you that they will never vote for Atiku but during election they will all travel back to vote for the same Atiku while you are watching television in Lagos.
Can that numbers of abokis reach the number of igbos that run to Lagos on a daily basis?

You are advicing me to travel and see? What do you know sef? 2x2 shop? Lolz.
Have you passed oshodi before not to talk of toll gate? Funny you.

As jesus said, "it is Finished"
Someone that his suggestion on how to raise demand and consumption caused an uproar will handle the economy, the vice, the founder of modern terrorism in Nigeria ie if there was an award, he will win the Oscar's, now says he will handle security.
Wonders shall never end!

RepoMan007:
That's down to seasonal agricultural harvest

Which harvest? Come to dopemu, the new influx of abokis that came in the last 1 month, I have not seen that much!
Infact according to my gate man, they are farmers. He said soo deep in the bush that before they see cars, roads etc they will treak for 4 days! That most of them have multiple wives and loads of kids, to aid their farming. But that as bandits have taken over, no way to farm again, so they need to exit the bush and face the south as manual labor.
So where is the seasonal harvest comming from to boost the economy?

Maxymilliano:
It seems that in Nigeria, the more the economy grows, the poorer the citizens become.

Abi oh.

Staphylococcus:
God bless The Nigerian Armed Forces!

The pace could have been slow with much challenges, but one thing is certain, we would gradually get there!


His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, has always believe that Nigerians are special beings, as average IQ of their kind cannot be compared with any other known and unknown being in the solar system.

Asiwaju has vouched, not by words of mouth, or hearsay, that he would invest massively in human development. He said, " If you ever opportune to lead the most brilliant people on Earth, you only just need to set them rolling. They will grow the economy automatically"

Asiwaju has dedicatedly believed in Nigeria way long!


He fought for Nigeria from his comfort in Chicago! Peter Obi was hawking corn flakes in a super market right about that time.

Go verify!

Is it that you have not read Tinubu's history or you just decided to block your head and believe a fallacy?
What work has the man done? Even Mobil you blow mouth about gave a deposition that the man was a lowly accountant earning $2400 as salary, of which he left 1992 to come and contest for senate. So where did the billions and trillions come from?
This is how you guys will continue supporting evil, a covetous person then you put the country in trouble for another 8 years just as you lot did with Buhari.

Yet super tanker was able to bath in naija, load 3m barrels of crude and walka. Na equatoral Guinea navy discover the ship while "eagle eye" turn chicken eye.

NothingDoMe:
There was this jazz we heard about in Lagos back then that was capable of teleporting an individual across space and time.

Surprised it is still in existence.

Hmm, I know of a lady that entered bus from dopemu Bridge to iyana paja ie 5min ride. She woke up 2 days later along with the other passangers after sagamu in the abandoned bus off the expessway in a bush.
Supprisenly nothing was taken from them. This happened just before corona shutdown.
Till today, then no fit explain watin happen to them. A mystery.

Very light, also medication for hangover.

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What else do you expect from him and his gang. You take a whole country and hand over to people have not built anything, not ran a viable business etc what do you expect?
That your paddy that has igbese with sokoloan etc, while you manage yourself. You then make him governor or president. The only solution na to take loan!

Moh247:




Second Niger Bridge... Mambila power plant, Lagos-Ogun-Ibadan Standard guarge.. Onitsha river port, Siemens Power project


These are projects that are feasible and economically sustainable

Nothing is wrong in borrowing for capital projects especially if we have capacity to pay back... My only issue is with inflating contracts and budget padding



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We have capacity to pay back?
Guy, do you live in Nigeria? I doubt, unless you are a paid troll.

Psoul:
Oga, all these swearing and cursing just because of a parking lot.
Can't u just make a decent post devoid of these unnecessary harsh words.
You talk like someone who can fight at any little provocation.
Learn to be calm and avoid harsh words.
Thanks.

E be like say na strong head.
One guy with one white camry weh just rent house for my estate, how I notice am, him block road say na him suppose pass first. 30min this nigger Blick the whole street make the other person reverse. After that occasion, him done delay us for road 2 other times I de aware of.
Na so stubborn head people de talk.

sukkot:
mynd44 please can somebody answer these questions for me i am close to killing some people in my estate for this madness

Feel free to kill them jare, it's a free world. Create content for our fellow nairalader.
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