₦airaland Forum

Abeg, let the whole Nigeria be changed to federal republic of queen Elizabeth if they will agree to reconolize us or preferably borrow us administrators to run the country. Right from council chairmen to president.
Let them run the resources and management as a company will do and then provide shareholders reports at the end of each financial year. Nigerian population as the shareholders and Nigerians appointed as board members.
Another alternative, If possible let them link our economy to theirs and put Elizabeth face on naira for all I care.
Bottomline, we have proven over the past 60 years, we cannot govern ourselves. We have failed in that aspect.

Day169:
If the saying "charity begins at home" is anything to go by, then this lady should hide her face in whatever..
At least, they earn more bread than the peanuts paid to them and all other cadre of workers in this country.
If we do not value our own, why should we expect a premium from those looking out for cheap labour?
.. abeg second base jare!

Apart from the earnings abroad, the quality of life nko? Omo, if you have not traveled for a while, pls try to do so and you will see we are living like paupers and animals, savages in this country. If you can survive in Nigeria, I bet you, you will survive in any part of the world, because you are already living in hell on earth!
Only in Nigeria will you pay more to drive an old car than a person in the UK will pay to drive a recent model car!
Go and check out the cars people drive, benz, BMW etc I have never seen in my life and never knew exist! Electric moto nko. 2022 models weh small children de drive. You pay a deposit eg 2k and then pay 150, 200 etc monthly for those latest model vehicles 2022 model!
Food nko? They way they eat chicken, I wonder why chicken has not finished in the world. Abi do they have machine that manufactures chicken?
Goodlife ohh, imagine then being a doctor that earns from eg 80k pounds upwards?. Any doctor that remains in Nigeria, his village people are after him.

Kagd10:
You mean your Peter Obi who cursed himself and family if he ever left APGA or join any other party apart from apga? Heck, his pandora criminal case is out there.

No one takes your pathological liar serious. Someone who achieved absolute nothing in Anambra while investing state funds into his family business which the criminal justified.

Tinubu's legacies speak for him.

Oga, the man has placed a challenge, make your case and prove he misappropriated 1% so he will stop campaigning.

Viz007:
Look at this nonsense. In a country where so many are unemployed, and FG has been busy paying salaries of over 54000 ghost workers since 2015. Chai, what a waste.

And they are reporting to us what they found or rather their incompetence
Kai, Nigerians have really taken bullshit from these people! Abi he wants us to go and arrest them? Citizens arrest?
In saner climes, this man reporting himself would have resigned immediately for gross incompetence. Probably arrested and prosecuted too.
But over here, anything goes.

Olasyke:
Bet he's high on cheap Albanian drugs.

I bet that clout chasing gay didn't even think that the British empire is the reason Nigeria and other colonized states are in the unresolvable mess they're in now.

Yeah, the British left too soon.

Quintopia:
COLONISED MUMU.

Would they ever rename their Oxford University or Cambridge after you or your own country's monarchs?

Slave mentality he-goat.

No ohh, them for name ahmadu Bello university after am.
Real Otondo.
Persin suppose use eraser wipe of the dot for him forehead. Seems it is affecting his reasoning.

Metcheew, men de talk of wifess weh de walka kurukere nowadays, you de talk of girl friend.
See you young guys with so called gfs, if you think you are the only ones nacking them, then I have a bridge to sell to you.
Abi all these ladies weh de disturb us for phone, no get bf?

Because you have chopped belefull.

This Emefiele, despite presiding over the destruction of the naira, is still kept there to do more damage. A sitting cbn governor that wanted to run for president, spending millions buying hundreds of campaign vehicles. Nothing was done to him.
For the first time people cannot use their regular bank cards on Aliexpress or even abroad. You can only spend $10 per month!
This same man has single handedly destroyed the airline industry as airlines have lost confidence in the ability of Nigeria to remit their funds, hence some have stopped flying, will soon stop or have reduced flights thereby shooting up fares. But this same nigger will quickly fly his family abroad on private jets!
The incompetence of the heardsman is Truely legendary.

Another usefull idiot.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Look how she stupidly embarrassed her shit hole... like WTF?
Most Nigerians can be so rude and uncouth.. acting like black monkeys on social media..why on Earth will you address a dead lady in such disgusting manner..

I think she's a professor in a US University..then she's f**ked..she's a black racist but her fellow Nigerians might see no wrong in this.. is this what she lectures to her black students?
Most Blacks with their dirty attitude.. imagine if it was a white who made this statement..the BLM and nairaland branch of wildos would have been screaming racism and all..Eww..no wonder her ancestors sold themselves out to the colonial master..

How is she a Nigerian? If she invented something, they will call her American. But she said her mind and they call her Nigerian.
Lady in he 40s born to a Nigerian father and a west indies mother. Left naija when she was 10, and has only visited twice, last was during the father's burial.
Persin that divorce her husband to become lesbian, that one na Nigerian?

Most Usless gov ever. The height of incompetence. Is there any sector these charlatans have not destroyed?
See the fellow they made minister. Someone that was governor for few years and accumulated over 100 houses, you then make him minister, watin you think say go happen? Someone that had never worked in the oil industry. The only growth will be in his stomach.
2015 when they attacked Tompolo, claiming a new sheriff was in town we knew it will lead to reduced production. But people here were hailing. 7 years down the like after oil production has been destroyed, they have gone back to settle with the same Tompolo. No. Be juju be that?

naaija:
Turkey is sincerely becoming more hostile to Nigerians than Never before

Home - no visa
Away - no residency

Nigerians don go poo there as usual.

squash47:
Gucci cleaner.... The prison officials should be careful before baba go turn prison to HK (yahoo office).. No matter what, they should not give that guy phone. Even if na Nokia C1, before he go commit another one.

Him go "recuit" 50 elewons into the HK.
You know watin them go chop, morning afternoon and night
Before you know, na heavy wire wire go de happen there

Trinitycian:
What about Obasanjo that took pic with the same man?

I know someone that has picture with Obj taken in the early late 80s. It is framed in the man's sitting room. I assure you Obj no sabi the persin. Them meet for event and snap picture.
Na so e de be. Same applies to this picture of Obj and this aboki.

Real mbeke, just as Kora abidi.

"the country has over 300 species of tropical bird and two Unesco World Heritage sites."

Can you imagine these mumus? Instead of them to develop the nacking industry, thay are looking for oyinbo that will fly all the way to look at "bird"

If not for Naija people and over smartness that then turns to stupidity, shebi imo state would have been the ideal place for nacking tourism? The only state with chicks as a resource, hotels on every street etc.

illicit:
Nigeria is better

That is where Nigerian think they are smart but on the long run not so smart.
These "tourists" wound have been comming to naija for good time, but they know our boys will rip them off ie yahoo yahoo, kidnap them or even use their limbs as ingredients for rituals.
Just imagine the fx earnings Gambia is making from these grandma's.

Oyerinde16:
I have bypass my meter, no more 10k unit per months, its now 1k... I use more of electric cooker and boiling rings now, my 6kg gas that last 2 weeks now last 1 month plus... I have converted my car to uber/bolt o... No more free lifting... I have renewed contract with all my gadgets till next year when thing improves, none should be unfortunate to packup, same for my car, same for cloths... I saw n bought one smart suit/jacket along d road for 1k... No more 10k butik for now... Shoprite is now once in a month, chicken shawama 80% cut down, no unnecessary outings, antfriend sea bill me now na sorry I just do something, if u ask me when, I tell u for now nothing... They no de tell person... Adulthood na scam...

But you know one day na one day, Nepa will catch you and have the last laugh. They will make sure you pay estimated bill of their choosing for how long they feel you bypassed their meter. All so add a generous fine before your are reconnected. Let me tell you a secret, Nepa always know when you bypass. How? Your marketer in charge of that area and accounts department have a record of your trend of electricity consumption, so if eg you were using 10k weekly, then you start using 2k. It raises a red flag in their billing system. They then give you time to relax and think you are smart, getting away with it, then they pounce on you by making and unexpected inspection. Nna na there yawa go gas.

babavik:
This is not the first time I'm screenshoting your comment.
There's always something to learn. Thanks

Nice. Thanks.

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God1000:
I'm very proud of them, two successful entrepreneurs making Nigeria and Africa proud.

I want to be like Tony Elumelu and Akiko Dangote someday

These men have done more for our country than buhari and APC

How can buhari be president in a country with such caliber of men that have generated wealth, fed thousand of families, and you then expect the country to progress.
How many people has the heardsman employed.

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Mide70:
I listen to aljazeera this morning, the live broadcast of Putin to some world leaders ... I could see there is a big and undeniable hatred for USA and effort to bring them down from been superpower... China Turkey india Iran etc are behind Russia ..to make matters worst Afghanistan will soon be a close ally to Russia... Imagine sitting on same table with terrorists country? All in effort to deal with the western world.. something big is still coming asides Ukraine war ..

Bros, let's stick to what we know and what concerns us.
Pounds today is 845.
APC has destroyed Nigeria.
Lalasticlala still likes sapents.
Cow foot in my favorite amala joint from ₦200 a piece to 500 I bought today. No be juju be that?

lhordspy:
Glorifying a criminal. A man who stole anambra state money and put it into his daughter's account. I think you and your peter obi should be behind bar presently.

Blind by hate and tribal sentiment. You are irredeemable.

With this information you have, why have you not provided it to icpc, efcc, Nigeria police, man o war, civil defense etc to arrest and prosecute him all these years? Afterall he has been in the opposition.
You wil be saving the country by doing that as your covic duty.

For those that never knew Lagos existed before 1999 and after 2007.

Oesophagus99:
Only naija women birth in taxis, market & toilets.. And now I ask-



Hu da facks head iz gonna clean up the gaddam turks plane stained with blood?

They have emergency kits for such issues.

Pikin na Turkish citizen

Allisgud:
They must be children of one of the politians enjoying from currupt govt
Any body who deprive people children from education by looting public school funds to train Thier own children abroad will amount to nothing no be swear na karma

How are you sure these are kids of politicians? To me they look like the average students schooling abroad, possibly on scholarship.
When you see rich kids, you will know.
I saw some last week somewhere at canery wharf when I went to see someone staying in one of those high-rise 250 pounds a night starting price studio rooms. Omo, na Nigerian young people full there oh. I shock! My person say na so e be say them plenty and most na politicians or civil servants pikin from Naija.

You are a lawyer, you should know what to do to get justice.

franchasofficia:
Drug Trafficking crime = Igbos

Ritual killing crime = Yorubas

Terrorism & Banditry Crime = Hausa-Fulanis

Militancy & Pirates crime = Niger Delta


Prostitution & Human Trafficking crime = Bini


Cultism crime = Rivers State + Akwa Ibom


Internet wire crime = Yoruba


Yahoo Yahoo Headquarters = Edo + Delta


Armed Robbery crime = Yoruba+Igbo+Hausa-Fulanis




What a nation

Tying wrapper and playing draft in the morning=Beni