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Op I put it to you, you are "obodo oyinbo based"
I am observing you profile picture

MartinsD12:
All these poor journalism is the reason nairaland is yet to go far globally as a reputable online news outlet , the man is buying palm wine outside his compound , does this op even know what palm wine tapping is , the palm wine tapper should be seen on a palm wine tree tapping it with a waist rope mbe , was expecting to see him on a palm tree , stop poor journalism is too useless and boring

That tree being tapped is inside Dr obioras compound. The whole video was made in his residence.

LLiKYekoba:
Una go just open mouth waaaaa they yarn rubbish.

I said I heard, I no say na me say am. Read and understand.

Chai, chicken republic to get 5 packs of rice and chicken. 5 coleslaw and 1 chicken topper salad.
From there to tastes to get moi moi, stew and some chunks of beef and shaki.
Got home for them to assemble the "colabo". They busted one spiced sunnyside up egg on mine.
Just washed it down with 1 chilled biggie cola.
See as Sai baba done suffer us, na before man for don go chop buffet for crockpot at Sheraton.

I hear if you see an Mbaise person and a snake. Kill the person instead. Na true?
Congrats OP.
Lovely photo shoot.

They don't want Aso Rock to sanction the airport

Curious345:
Hunnm...
we should not call out the Anambra state government on this one.

where is the USELESS ESN AND IPOB GROUPS ARmED WITH M16, AK47 AND 54 RIFLE'S?

THE dullards were scared of the terrorists Fulani, they abandoned their core duty and began staging cowardly attacks on innocent security forces....
if only they used same zeal against the marauding Fulani from Senegal and Mali raping and killing our people in the SE . We wouldn't be talking of this today

esn and ipob as just tools oF extortion and propaganda

You write like the bbq griller.

Whodeyhouse:
Boss abeg even if na 1k

3025905713. Polaris bank

Thank you so much

I sent to you since 7.40pm

[quote author=Dude397 post=108784399][/quote]I sent to you since 7.33pm

Mko123:
South East Politics

SS you. Meant?

brain54:
Putin...
My kind of man any day...
Strategic thinker and planner..



Ukraine will be a fool to be used as pawns by the US on this one.
Na to backtrack...cos Putin will keep true to his words if they don't.
Very obvious he ain't bluffing!

I wonder why Ukraine will alow itself to be used by the US against Russia. Their economy depends on Russian gas transit tax, the largest market for their goods is Russia. Their aviation industry has been devastated just because they us did not want then supplying parts to Russia. Rather the US will want them to be an importer of US aviation tech.
The Ukrainians need to have their head checked.

Dude397:
bro please can u help me out with 2k. I know I'm not entitled just begging. Every where red

Acc

Moonie911:
Except for food, many Nigerians are not buying anything, everywhere is very hard.
Normally Christmas used to be jovial, very fun, with decorations everywhere but now even to buy chicken is very hard, they will say one chicken is 8k to 13k.

Some are even selling for 15k, where are we going in this country, how can the common man survive.
The rich keep getting richer and the poor getting poorer.

I dont know where favour will locate me, someone pleases bless me this Christmas

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But mannabbq, benuejosh, helinius etc all think naija is Eldorado. That there are bridges and railway lines, food is flowing, rice, tomato, yam production is up.
Abi are they lying?

sharpwriter:
Chai..... Wetin dem come do the houseboy? Was the car repairable?

Noting naa, we hold my Bros make him no commit crime injure person. Fired immediately.
Yes the 2 week old car was repaired at their own cost. Infact they did not want the company to know.

KillIgbohoN0W:
Are these car wash boys stupid??

How many times will this happen to them before they have sense? I think the problem here is that the owners usually let them off the hook that's why keep having liver for this rubbish.


If you are a car owner and this happens to you, NEVER let them off free. Make sure they pay with their blood. By the time this treatment starts going viral, fear no go let them touch key not to talk of sticking it in the ignition.


Rubbish.

"If you are a car owner and this happens to you, NEVER let them off free. Make sure they pay with their blood. By the time this treatment starts going viral, fear no go let them touch key not to talk of sticking it in the ignition."

Truth of the matter, nothing you can do to make the guy pay. Take him to station, at most they will charge him to court. You wount have access to repair or sell your car as it will be evidence in court. Could be years.
If you have comprehensive insurance then good for you.
Best thing is to never drop your keys at car wash. Don't give houseboy keys to wash your car(house boy wrecked my Bros brand new official car years back).

Pretending to be serious. I wonder what he is writing with biro. Probably drawing cartoon cows.

SARSCoV2:
The way wiz kid shuttles the world makes me believe he is either teleporting or using unknown means

Private aviation tins.

Yeah, expected, he thinks all Nigerians are like yusuf, mannabbq, benuejosh or helinius, ngpolice etc?
Omo, he should keep his crap for them cos we are not all dumb.

signature2012:
You are the one with a bullshit here.Does the man you campaigned and voted for has the capabilities to head a family talk more of a country?

Mention one single good effect of this dullard since he came to power.

He will tell you they enter train.

NGpatriot:
This is the change and next level I voted for.

Impactful transformation in less than 3 years.

To God be the glory

God Bless PMB.

Wise guy, why do you think the Train stations are filled up?

The group terrorizing Mali are Fulani.
The Malian Fulani wish to come greet their blodas in Abuja.
Happy days.

This lady try sef. If you see my mama where she de take injection? The whole hospital de shake. From 3rd floor you go know say persin de downfloor de collect injection.

whippersnapper:
Dreams do come true. Obama never thought he would one day be president

Abi oh.

Krismas:
Many Nigerians are naturally asymptomatic without the vaccine The vaccine is useless

Yes, I agree with you. Soo many people have had it without knowing even. Months before covid was discovered, I lost sense of taste. Could that have been covid?
Anyway, I think people die everyday in naija and as a poor country with people understress with other matters, they just get buried without further investigation.
Its an option to take the vaccine. A relative suffered alot (underlining illnesses) before dying of covid so we all decided to take the vaccine.
I did not give my teen kids though.
We don through with borning pikin 11 years ago. Make we no risk am with our pikin weh never born.

eagleonearth:
set out from oyinbo Lagos to SOKOTO via a Young shall grow CHINKO bus loaded to the brim with automobile engines and motorbikes among other heavy loads. We journeyed for 3 days because the excess load kept damaging the balloons of the very fragile Chinese bus. Finally got to SOKOTO on the 3rd day. My body was already slimy from stress and sweat. Took off straight to the market and found myself a shack to sleep in after managing to shower at a public bathroom. Fourth day I set out to market and bought about 10 bags via a so called middle man versed in the business. I never knew I dug my grave by playing into his hands. This guy bought me 8 bags of bad onions covered by good ones. Set out back to Lagos on 5th day and I boarded a separate bus to Lagos. It took about 2&½ days for my onions to arrive Lagos and by the time it could arrive mile12 it has started decaying with a clear evidence of the bags dripping with water. I handed it over to another middleman who helps people like me to sell and take commission. I told him I will be selling at so and so price after getting the market value from other sellers, then I left when we had an agreement. The next day or so, I had a terrible accident that got me bedridden, my phone got destroyed in the process and so I lost all contacts, therefore couldn't call the middleman in-charge of selling my onions. After about 2 weeks when I mustered every ounce of strength to move outside, I headed to mile12 straight. On getting there some of the northerners that recognised me were all over me staring moronically at my battered right hand. Lastly after exchanging pleasantries I went straight to the man in-charge of my onion bags to get my cash only to be shown where my onion bags were stacked already rotten. For some minutes I was confused and dazed at the same time. I opened my mouth to speak and no word was coming out, when I gathered the last strength in my body to speak and asked the man why he didn't sell my onions, he said that I didn't give him permission to bargain with buyers and that I just pegged the price and left, gosh I was flaggerbasted at the stupidity of this malaam who I didn't know whether he was being inhumane to me because of my tribe or he was simply being brainless. Long and short of it is that a business I went into with about 250K didn't yield up to 70K capital and profit in return. As I walked away from mile12, something in me knew that I wasn't coming back anytime soon. It was a very terrible experience for me and honestly the stress wasn't worth it.

Na wah.
The life of an businessman and risk. As they say, no pain no gain.
Hope you recovered from your injury and have found your niche.

fyneguy:
Lol Oga, that's an assumption. Before vaccine, many naturally recovered and others, asymptomatic. There's no proof yet that the vaccine works. Chief Ladi Williams was fully vaccinated, yet died.

Yes, it is not 100% effective.

Give this baba 200 gazillion and he will still give you excuse of the "middle man" etc for failure.
A competent person you give the country as baba met it would have performed better and not needed the trillions.

eyongaplaedet:
Received the first doze today, and guess what! I'm fucking down in health right now... I hated maself for making such decision... I actually love been natural. I mean completely natural...

You made the right decision. By tomorrow you will be OK. Take paracetamol.
I took my 2nd dose 6 months ago and got the booster last week.
Atedo peterside revealed today he tested positive but asymptomatic. Ie no ill effect cos he was prepared. Imagine if he was unprotected. Who knows it could have gone anyway.
Dont be discouraged. You did the right thing.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Magun nor dey exist

Hmm