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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Model, Favour Umeike Who Fought For Admission For 6 Years Graduates by nedekid: 8:34pm On Nov 21, 2021
OwaliZiz:
All this admission and all others related delay issues only affects those in the southern Nig, once your UTME result is OK you admission is sure and year of graduation is certain at the North
Certainly. The competition down south is more than up north. Besides southerners unlike before don't want to go school up north because of the insecurity.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Model, Favour Umeike Who Fought For Admission For 6 Years Graduates by nedekid: 8:31pm On Nov 21, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
6 whole years!!! This country can frustrate someone for Africa!!!!

BIA wait o,Please what is a Ignatius Ajuru University?! grin grin grin
Just checked it out. It was formally rivers state college of education.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Model, Favour Umeike Who Fought For Admission For 6 Years Graduates by nedekid: 8:29pm On Nov 21, 2021
EgigbaOvie:
Congratulations.

Mine is since 2012
I Finally got admission into AAU, studying mechanical engineering, I'm currently in 400level to graduate next year by God's grace.
Is that university of ekpoma? If it is, omo, I got admission there to study architecture back in the day. Omo, I spent less than a week there and japa! That place was a hell hole back then. grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage steps out In Burberry Head To Toe (Photos) by nedekid: 7:16pm On Nov 21, 2021
Dress in expensive stuff but still cheap down there. grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage steps out In Burberry Head To Toe (Photos) by nedekid: 7:14pm On Nov 21, 2021
festacman:
Sh*t may have happened but nobody would deny that Tiwa is a B-A-B-E! cool
Yeah, no doubt she is a babe with black juicy puzzi for her awon boys grin
Politics › Re: Militants Blow Up Agip Facility In Rivers Over Alleged Neglect by nedekid: 5:56pm On Nov 21, 2021
thundafire:
Keep on destroying the environment and expect the oil companies to give una money Everytime bunch of useless idiots
Hmm. These ones are not ipob or igbos who are landlocked and have nothing they can use to squeeze the balls of Nigeria.
This guys are Niger delta. Where the blood flows through the veins of the country. The belle of the nation. Agip and gov will play ball with them, if not, shoukd it escalate, hunger will catch the country in this precarious time.
Fashion › Re: Kimberly Chukwuemeka Wins 6th Exquisite Queen Nigeria World Beauty Pageant by nedekid: 3:43pm On Nov 21, 2021
Travel › Re: Can Divers Enter Third Mainland Bridge Water? by nedekid: 3:41pm On Nov 21, 2021
hisexcellency34:
Third Mainland Bridge water is not deep. I see fishermen stand inside
E no follow.
Ofcourse, some places are shallow while some are deep. Truelly when you drive past unilag, you see a portion where fishermen stand in the water. That place is like a sand bank. It does not mean all is like that.
I remember around that 1998-1999 period I drove past there, a benz had just driven into the lagoon, a blue benz regular 230. it went down and the only thing that came up was the wheel cover. This was by the side where the bridge branches to Yaba. The nearby fishermen came in their canoes with long sticks, dipping them in the water to try to locate the vehicle, for where, the water was too deep and murky. Na so that car and the people inside their tory end.
Family › Re: Is It Too Late To Start Looking For A Wife At 36 Years Old ? by nedekid: 3:31pm On Nov 21, 2021
oldienavie:
I clocked 36 years 2 months ago, I look fit for my age compared to many Nigerians(I realised most Nigerians dont pay attention to their physical fitness).
I have been outside of the country and just got back with the aim of trying to get a wife.
Am I too old to expect to find a decent woman ?
What suggestions do you have with regards to getting a good woman in the shortest possible time ?
Thanks all.
"Young man" , my broda got married at 46 to a less than 30 year old lady. Now they have 3 bouncing boys. Hence my calling you young man. cool
Travel › Re: Can Divers Enter Third Mainland Bridge Water? by nedekid: 3:27pm On Nov 21, 2021
ednut1:
Water is dirty and murky what do you expect to see under therehuh
Big big tubers of shit.
All the water around Lagos is highly polluted due to the high population. The subsiquent amount of waste deposited in the lagoon, sea, ocean.
Drive towards Badagry, the further you go towards cotonou the fresher, clearer and cleaner the water. Infact the water becomes bright blue you wonder if you are in Africa.
Family › Re: Married People Revealed The Darkest Secrets They've Been Keeping. by nedekid: 3:20pm On Nov 21, 2021
bdchange:
One thing I am very certain of and I always tell any lady I am involved with is that my happiness comes first. So if I am happy and able to manage my worries while being single. It should even be better when I am Married else what the Bleep am I doing in it.
Hmm, when we were kids we all dreamed and planned to drive red lambos, ferarris even rolls hence the posters on our walls.
Now we are grown up we all drive Toyota, Hondas etc.
Do you understand?
Career › Re: Can An Employer Be Sued For Paying Less Than 30k Minimum Wage? by nedekid: 9:27am On Nov 21, 2021
Talk2david1:
This account will soon be suspended...
This I have seen...
But you have not seen that you will loose your job?
Politics › Re: IMF Tells FG To Remove Electric And Fuel Subsidies, Give More Jobs by nedekid: 7:41am On Nov 21, 2021
funshint:
I shiver anytime I hear IMF giving a country advise. Those people are demons!
I guess this government has exposed us to the level where imf has started putting mouth in our matter. Possibly he has gone to beg them for loan too.
When last did you hear of imf commenting on Nigeria?
Family › Re: Married Women Are Becoming Too Unfaithful. Bring Back The Days Of 'magun' by nedekid: 7:35am On Nov 21, 2021
DontBullshitMe:
Magun does not work. It is an ineffective tactic.
So said the white dude at apapa years back that was nacking his driver's wife.
The guy summersalted the first time, the lady knew and held him down calling for help. People came in and held him to stop him from summersalting (cause the 3rd time will kill him).
Oyinbo man was so upset why they held him down, shouting they should leave him, he just feels like performing the gymnastic act, and that is it a crime? Why will they prevent him from exercise (summersalting) he feels like doing? grin
Health › Re: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by nedekid:
Bros, you should get a shaving stick and shave off your public hair. She probably gave you genital lice known also as Crab louse.
Use condom or not, once your public hair touches you have grabbed some. Solution is to shave immediately and then, shower.
Thumbs up to titi, our local cheerful giver when we were teens. All the boys knew you has to shave and then have a shower immediately after chooking her if not, your scratching level na die!
Family › Re: The Harsh Things Your Wife Has Ever Told You. by nedekid: 3:46pm On Nov 20, 2021
maak400:
This is the sad story of every married man who lost his job or means of livelihood. When a man is financially stable and providing every need of his wife and kids, he'll experience love and affection from his wife because her needs were met, but once there's an unfortunate turn of events, the man will suffer all manner of mental abuse and emotional torture from the once loving wife. This is why many men are scared of marriage. Love na scam.
Bros, my madam is the administrator of a school, you need to hear what women (parents) and female teachers say. Once there is delay in school fees payment etc you hear how they run down their husbands. That he is doing nothing, only her works to feed the house, pay school fees, medical etc. Haba. These are men that have been running things ohh, just because of little setback and for once ever wife pays part of the fees, they run down and rubbish their hubbies.
My question to wify, when they are comfortable telling you this, what is your own contribution to the conversation undecided shocked
Sports › Re: John Terry And Roberto Carlos Arrive Lagos For Exhibition Game by nedekid: 3:29pm On Nov 20, 2021
Hopefully, the "watin you bring come" gang did not embarrass us in front of these soccer stars.
Celebrities › Re: Davido To Donate ₦250 Million To Orphanages Across Nigeria by nedekid: 3:24pm On Nov 20, 2021
BabaIbo:
You think sey una wise abi?

You no move any of the ones I commented on earlier to FP, e no concern me, I go still screw the P.


BTW, Wizkid and Burnaboy can not pull such donation combine, not because they are not popular but they are not social/friendly.
Wizkid, burns, etc cannot spend or rather will be unwise to spend like davido.
In all likelyhood, if the music industry collapses tomorrow, David has old money to fall back on, while the others will go back to Ojuelegba etc.
In all honestly, you don't expect them to spend like David even if the earn more than he does. It will be shear folly.
Car Talk › Re: How Much Do You Spend On Your Car's Scheduled Maintenance? by nedekid: 12:59pm On Nov 20, 2021
queenfav:
It's a Camry 06' v6 engine.Plus i don't go out daily,i drive max thrice a week.
Oh ok.
Car Talk › Re: How Much Do You Spend On Your Car's Scheduled Maintenance? by nedekid: 6:12am On Nov 20, 2021
queenfav:
10k for oil and servicing fee once in three momths.Then full tank of fuel 12k, carries me for a month plus with AC always on.Perks of using a toyota,you will spend less on car issues generally.
12k for a month? Howw??
Is it s Toyota starlet?
12k wount fill my tank. That's like 4 days fuel for me. shocked shocked
Disadvantage of using V8.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What I Did Yesterday After I Lost My Last N200 During Interview by nedekid: 11:21pm On Nov 19, 2021
PlanToSucceed:
3056-373863, Firstbank, Orim Godwin
Sent for your breakfast.
Manage. E go betta.
Celebrities › Re: 'I Might Give It All Away….”: Davido Reveals What He May Do With The Money by nedekid: 10:27pm On Nov 19, 2021
Davido, the money was a gift, use it for your personal enjoyment.
Family › Re: Sex Starved Husband by nedekid: 9:28pm On Nov 19, 2021
You might be a fine looking man op, but something is missing and that's why you cannot cheat. That thing davido asked people to send to him. grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What I Did Yesterday After I Lost My Last N200 During Interview by nedekid: 9:25pm On Nov 19, 2021
Orente21:
Pls buy me dinner too sir
Ok send too
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What I Did Yesterday After I Lost My Last N200 During Interview by nedekid: 9:20pm On Nov 19, 2021
PlanToSucceed:
Like a motivational speaker would say, "the issue is not the problem you are facing but the solution you can think of".

Yesterday was a tough day for me but as a full blooded naija man exposed to hard life from childhood, I immediately found a solution for the problem.

Let me make it brief.

While I'm working hard so to get a job and beat poverty, I'm also praying fervently for God's mercy in my life because a single fame from Him can bury all the years of shame.

I'm seriously in need of a job and so I applied for a vacancy I was in the know. I was called for interview yesterday. The transport fare wasn't even enough but I managed to gather what could take me to and fro. Dressed in corporate, I went. All I had with me was N800 including my feeding. So I spent N400 for food, paid tfare N200 to get to the venue and N200 left for my fro. How the remaining N200 lost in my pocket, I can't tell till now. Can't even tell if a fellow applicant pilfered me.

After the interview, that was when I realized I was without a penny. I searched everything to find the missing N200 but to no avail. I almost cried because of how important the money was (pray against every spirit of poverty). Having not seen,

I approached the first two guys for help but they shunned me. Naturally I don't like begging. I prefer to die in silence than begging openly cos I feel very bad if turned down. After the first two guys snubbed me, as a true Nigerian and full blooded 'kpako', and sportive in appearance, something struck me. Immediately, I folded my trouser upward and to add comic to it, I left the tie still on my neck and in no time, I was on the road jogging and heading back home at around 2-3 pm with my file in my hands.

People were looking and in surprise over the unusual jogging dress. That was how I jogged on major roads and short cuts till I reached house. I can't really quantify the total distance but it is something over 10km. As I reached house, I freshened up immediately even though nothing to eat, I found Garri and sipped. Life goes on!

My prayer: may I make it in this life, Amen.

People, in all you do, work hard and pray against poverty. It is not something to wish even your worst enemy.

Meanwhile, the interview ended on 'we'll get back to you". I'm still waiting for them.

Thank you for reading.
Acct no make I get you dinner.
Politics › Re: EFCC: Hidden N19.3BN Kogi Salary Bail Out Funds Returned To CBN by nedekid: 8:35pm On Nov 19, 2021
It's not cheap to run for president. undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden To Transfer Power To Harris While Under Anesthesia For Colonoscopy by nedekid:
JosephXavier:
It seems all US presidents suffer the same sickness

Why will they all be undergoing colonscopies?

Bush

Trump

Biden

Is that now criteria for being a US President?
See, there are some kind of medical issues people have here in naija, one just lives with it either as kalukalu ie if it kills the person, or the person lives. Most end up not knowing they had it.
My bro in the US tells me there are certain test you must do paid for by government or your insurance at certain age in life. Doing those test will tell you if you have or might likely have certain issue like that stated above.
In other words, that colonscopies might not be unusual at certain age. Eg most men have enlarged prostrate and must check from age 40 upwards.
Celebrities › Re: Video Of Joeboy And Laycon Eating A Bowl Of Eba On The Floor by nedekid: 6:34pm On Nov 19, 2021
My only question is why they mise the soup? shocked
Plenty eba with small soup.
Properties › Re: 7,315 Apply For Fg’s 5,000 Housing Units In 1 Week by nedekid: 6:28pm On Nov 19, 2021
lookingfly:
ok
Nna, I just checked it. It did not open like this last time. Saw the prices too.
I checked the requirements, make I provide tax certificate, civil servant to provide gazette of employments and bunch of other crap.
You then pay 10k, the ministry Will then asses your application and notify only successful candidates shocked
This one na for government pikins.
Why will I have to go through all this crap to buy a house that is priced as same range private developers are building and even better?
I will then pay 10k and be waiting to be approved ontop say to buy with my moni?
Maybe if the houses were 1m instead of 7-8m for 1bed room, then you fit say Ahhh e make sense to bid. But this houses are plain and weaker that what a developer will give you or you build yourself.
My thoughts.
Properties › Re: 7,315 Apply For Fg’s 5,000 Housing Units In 1 Week by nedekid: 6:11pm On Nov 19, 2021
lookingfly:
oga, the site de work well but money too much for the houses. Was it not these same houses federal government said it was going to be sold for 2-4 million some 8 months back?
Ok. As at last week when fashola announced it, it did not work as in you could not register or login.
Make I check am as you say e don de work.
Thanks
Business › Re: Otedola Flies Solo On A Private Jet (Photos, Video) by nedekid: 6:09pm On Nov 19, 2021
lexy2014:
U ended up corroborating the post you responded to
Its OK if I did.
Casual Friday evening post while chopping suya (not from valuturbbqgrills oh) . Not bothering nobody. grin
Crime › Re: Someone Stole My Phone And Withdrew Over N180k From My Account Within 3hrs by nedekid: 6:06pm On Nov 19, 2021
taylor89:
They didn’t open my phone I guess they did all via USSD, I never thought this could be possible till the banker told me they would reset my password via sms. The stolen phone didn’t have my bank app on it either
Time and time again, we have been advised on this forum to put a password on our sim cards so if your phone is stolen and your sim removed and placed in another phone, they cannot access your sim details neither can they carry out any ussd transaction.
But as usual people not to take advise but rather spend more time, cost, discomfort reacting when the preventable occurs.
Hopefully you will get your money back.

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