₦airaland Forum

Hey full, who is asking you do dish. . . is she here? point her out.

How does one steal a man? Do you quickly put him in your purse after looking over your shoulders 10 times and then scurry off into the dead of the night or do hold a gun to the wife to keep her from alarming the neighbors as you rustle all six feet and 190lbs of him into the trunk of your car?

The phrase "Stealing a man" has got to be the most offensive phrase in the English language and if i wear a guy i'd be highly. . .Well. . .Highly offended because it relegates them to the role of objects which can be taken willy nillyingly. They have no mind of their own and are always at the mercy of whoever finds them attractive enough to pocket 'em. . .without paying or taking permission from the previous owners and most importantly, it gives the lee way to do things without being held responsible. "Oh darling i had no choice but to cheat on you. . .She stole me, you see"

When are we gonna realize no one can force anyone to cheat. . .And if force is used, then there should be rape report every time the parties have sex.

I tell you, out of nowhere. . .and without warning, SISI will just blow your mind listening to her talk. There has to be something in that chilly Chi-town wind and what it does to the brain. You sound so much like Obama here, in style and content.

Hey Platinum. . .which one of your men was stolen? The one on the web or the one in your neighborhood? Hurry up. . .

. . . except that they are forcing sponsorship in a market that rests its laurel on the outcome of scientific evidence that is yet to be settled.

Nothing is wrong with prospecting when the tangibles are self-evident. Nobody. . .not even Al Gore can bet his wealth on this empty abstract nonsense he was awarded a nobel prize for. What's up with Nobel Prize going to unearned praises lately?

"Yvo de Boer, head of the Secretariat of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, has accused the European Union (EU) of demanding too much of developing nations in return for financial support. "When European finance ministers talk about developing countries, as a prerequisite for financial support, having to put comprehensive national strategies in place, that goes beyond what was agreed in that fragile process in Bali," he said.

The EU has proposed including developing nations in an expanded emissions trading scheme. This, according to de Boer, would result in "financial resources after the fact, after they have realized the reduction," whereas "what developing countries are looking for is investment capital up front." Barbara Helfferich, EU spokeswoman for the environment, responded that "of course we want developing countries to develop low carbon strategies and plans before we would commit money, but it's not a case of, 'You do this first and then you get the money.' It's in no way tit for tat."
For more go here. . . .

http://www.tiempocyberclimate.org/newswatch/

Westerners are re-defining the political currency. "The currency has changed Chum. . . we no longer trading in fiduciaries. Your oil wealth has just lost its value" How much carbon footprint do you have in reserve to trade on the open market?

Where are the African economists. . .anything you care to add here?

The Seeker, . . .please respond to all these lovely and warm affection. Show how much you love the girl abeg. Are you shy?

mama gee, you lay down and take the sperm.

Hold on!. . . isnt that the same Bible that said what God has joined together no man shall render assunder?

There's time for everything. . . a time to listen and obey your parents. . .and a time to rebel and do what your soul inspires in you. She should swear your friend to the Bible that he will never betray her trust in him. I'd hate for her to rebel against daddy and then few months down your friend dumps her. Long story short. . . we have rebellion on the crystal ball.

There's this woman that's pregnant in my street, she doesn't go to church, One day I walked up to her and asked her why, she told me it's because she's shy that people would stare at her because of her pregnancy, how can I convince her to go to church?

If I spoke English with the Irish accent I would love to render this response in that medium. I say you dont have to. . not really. When the pangs of labor seize upon her pelvic she would wish she was in the congregation of the Lord. Hallelu . . Halleluyah!!

Use coconut oil. Find the locally made coconut oil (adi agbon). They are very popular in coastal towns and you can find it in Oja Oba in Badagry.

Michelin, sit like a lady. . .bring your legs together and sit like you got some sense.

Currently, there are about two or so existing indictments against KSM in courts in New York.  He was indicted in the Manila Air Plot, the Cole Bombing and the WTC bombing of 9/11, along with Osama.  

If you take him to a military court then you open a political can of worm that could implicate US military forces in allegations of war crime.  US military declared that it was fighting Qaeda in both Afghanistan and Iraq, as well as globally wherever they may be found.  If you try a Qaeda leader such as KSM in a military court then you set a precedent for future such trials.  How would you extricate a Qaeda leader from a country that does not share defense alliance with Pentagon?  

Beside, KSM or any of his lawyers in a military trial could petition the UN for a review of US military conduct during its war in Afghanistan and Iraq.  That would open the can on torture, Abu Ghraib, Special Renditioning. . .and a host of other accusations of abuse and crime that are so far locked up under the security and patriot act.  

Bringing him to NY for a civil trial absolves the military of culpability in any wrong doing or treatment of war principals captured or seized on international soil. . . and thus keeps UN from ever becoming engaged in what can now be declared a domestic issue.  There is a twist in that. . . in the sense that KSM's home country (wherever that is) has some remote authority, if it cares to. . . to petition the UN on grounds of sovereign interest in the case.  

In any case. . .bringing him to NY makes it a lot more easier to try him in person and convict on all the pre-existing indictments as well as the primary one for his entry onto US soil.  

Any other legal opinion on this?

it is frustrating that after centuries of knowledge and fact finding, backed both by science and scriptures, that men are promiscously generous. . . we should still be having the discussion. That's whats disgusting sweetie. Women need to come up with a biological solution. Device a pill. . .an over the counter pill that has a timeline delivery. You schedule his sexual potency to your need. Kinda like putting his dyick under la chronological lock. . . oh i feel mischief welling up in me. See ya later!

Do you think you could be a successful political leader in Nigeria?

Share your top 3 priorities for a New Nigeria and how you would implement policies to execute those plans. No idea is silly.


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Its not a curse darling. We are endowed with the need to be generous towards women. I pity men that are stingy and do not care about nurturing the needs of women.

wow! Una dey try o, 8 pages already of marriage counselling and yet none of the counselor is married. wtf

Womanizing is intrinsic to the nature of man. . . it has nothing to do with his career or state of mind. A story was told of a man undergoing surgery preparation and getting a hard on for one of the nurses on his bedside. Apparently you have no clue how a man's mind work! If you get too close to him you will be stung. . .screw the cassock!

If this was someone you were just passing time with no problem. If you had serious need to have and to be with this person then, yes, I agree with your friend. There is time for everything. . .loosing someone in your future to another girl is no time to be formal and dignified. . . this calls for putting on a diaper and drive 800 miles across town to settle the misunderstanding!

No doubt Murphy! Belle no dey sweet me if I no fit speak pidgin. . .

A degenerate mind is one who abandons the mother tongue for the foreign tongue. Hopefully we can steer away from Queen's grammar or any other grammar for that matter and . . . pick back on our indigeneous tongues.

What do you think?

Beaf,

Blacks are exotic by nature. We seek security through emotion and intimacy with one another. This is demonstrated in our use of language and expression as well. Expression of thoughts is cumbersome although we take it for granted and speak just as unconsciously as we breathe. In a formal setting, for every thought you vocalize, there is a residual that is left unspoken and lays buried in your mind. We guard self dignity and as a result we fail to form the necessary alliance that is sometimes needed to bond for secured dependence. The less formal the language in which the conversation is carried out. . . the less residual you have buried in. . . and the more the audience know about you and can ally with your cause.

You cannot deny that broken english affords a better bonding and alliance than does english grammar. Americans generally find Queen's grammar too formal and inadequate for full demonstration of inner emotions. Blacks generally. . .the ones that are comfortable in their exotic nature, not wanting to be who they are not. . . find comfort in language expressions that gives full outlet for the exhibition of how we feel inside. Broken. . .Patoi. . .Ebonics. . . It might be a far stretch to use Nigga liberally, but in a closed circle of acquaintances. . . its quite okay! Take the word Bastard! Parents call their own children bastards. . . not meaning any harm by it. In fact I believe our politics will be better aligned towards a national unity if we start using broken english to conduct government business in Nigeria.

The wireless telecommunication landscape is generating fast attrition in its product lines. Here is a number of technologies and product market that cellphones have already wiped out or close to wiping out.

Landline/homephone; payphone/phone booth; 411/Operator Assisted Information Finder; disposable instant cameras, wrist watches and clocks.

Microsoft beware! Laptops could be next on the list of casualties. "Droid Eris" is coming out. . . . or already out as we speak!
With this handset in your hand you will spend less time on your laptop. . . it is that advanced. Future releases could make your personal use laptop totally dispensable. Note - I said personal use laptop. . . this differentiates from business use laptop!

If you havent already done so go see the demo.

lmao. . . in case I didnt hear the first time. I hear it now, live and direct from you buddy.