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What do you mean she prefers pain over pleasure?

jaephoenix:
@inked,y dont u answer solbil.he has just told u dat women,not society as a whole,deride him.
So dont blame d world,blame your sex.most dont want virgin guys.i ve even taken a poll of 10 girls i know n guess,they all wanted guys that know wat they re doing
Sorry, u cant b a virgin n b sexually savvy.what happened 2 'practice makes perfect'
I know a Deeper Life couple That came 2 my clinic(am a med doc) as a case of infertility.turned out d guy has been digging her urethra(pee hole)for 5 Deadly years.N d woman has been bearing d pain.Damn.a case of virgo intacta.
So pls,maybe u like them fumbly(coined it)dont wish 4 virgin dudes.B careful what u wish for ,
Me i prefer my girls non virgins

It is important for both men and women to remain virgins.

Practice makes perfect and a man and his wife can practice together. Sex is an experience that binds two people together. Imagine the intimacy level a couple has with each other knowing that they have an intimacy that no other person on earth has experienced. How many marriages are broken over the issue of sex?

If you get married to a woman that is a sexual professional, how can you be so sure your wife won't crave and fantasize about the man/men who taught her all those skills?

Mr med doc, the man digging the woman's urethra for 5 years is a unique case. Nobody taught a dog to have sex and yet dogs haven't became extinct yet. This man obviously is intellectually challenged and you cannot expect someone with the IQ of a rock to know what he is doing, even if he had been having sex for 10 years with 30 different women. Also it seems he has found his perfect life partner because she is equally as daft.

I wish NL had a like button.

It would definitely save money and lives.

I'm not saying that it wouldn't work, just that it wouldn't be fool proof and the opposition would still contest.

Donlittle:
Governorship and state House of assembly election in Nigeria scheduled for 26th April 2011, the accreditation of voters is expected to take place between 8am and 12 noon. while the voting is expected to start after 12 Noon.
But as at 10;17 am, 50 already thumb-printed ballot papers found on a Youth Corps member serving as Presiding Officer at the Local Authority Grammar School, Ibokun, Obokun Local Government, Osun State. She was arrested and handcuffed by policemen before being taken away for further interrogation.

The suspects named Mrs. Dupe Obembe is one of the corps members participating in the mandatory national service
She told security agents that 20 Presiding Officers were given the ballot papers already thumb-printed for the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). She claimed further that other presiding officers in the ballot papers racket were located in other parts of Obokun Local Government including Esa-Oke.
She has been whisked to the Divisional Police Command in Ibokun for onward transfer to the State Criminal Investigations Department.


lol se sumthin like this?

With the recent killings of youth corps members, I hardly blame her.

Hmmm, 16 year old you have a bold and revolutionary plan here, however, even with a system as you described, computer viruses and cell phone network viruses could corrupt the votes. That's how the rigging is done in american politics.

OP, don't you think that's an invasion of the poor man's privacy?

LOL @Blazay!

poca4real:
My fiance received a call from a Guy called his friend for 40mins at Night,when we were both together,and telling me that there is nothing between them,just a friend,but i find it difficult to believe.fellow nairalanders,what can you say about this?i need an advise b4 i cut off the relationship.

Poster are u a woman?

And why would you suspect your fiance over a phone call?

Those videos were hilarious!!!

^

I would rather be in a passion-less relationship with love, than in a passionate relationship without love.

lol!

190 is a real man, he doesn't mind. Andy, I'll share with u. In fact it would be such a turn on if we could shave each other at the same time!

Cadaver:
Bearded babes are evil. In fact, I hear they have the seed of the devil in them. and someday soon, one of them will give birth to the antichrist! My one cent!

Spoken from a true cadaver.

Babe, you and me both!  
Guys, in case you didn't know it most woman would have a thick beard if we didn't shave or pluck the hairs at least 3 times a week.  

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@Yuzjayz- Invite us to the naming ceremony in 9 months. Maybe 2go will give you 2pikin at once too.

Your welcome! It seems the complications you stated earlier are not insurmountable.

^Agreed!

In the first 3 weeks of dating he reveals that he has no intention of staying in the US, he wants more than one wife, and he has judgemental and stereotypical views about black american women.

Within 3 weeks she is already thinking about marriage, moving to a country that she has never even seen, and being in a polygymous union, all for someone that has an open disdain for her cultural background.

If she had said that she met a nigerian guy and he seemed really nice and she wanted to see where it went in spite of hearing negative things from others, I would have told her not to judge him by othe people's experiences. That's not what we are talking about here. This isn't about nigerian men, this is about the OP's quick acceptance of a guy that is showing her upfront every reason why she shouldn't bank on a long term, stable happy relationship with him.

I just stated my opinion because I think it's a waste of time to consider the relationship going anywhere, but since she seems to be understanding of all the potential problems, and not blindly and madly in love, I don't see the harm in spending a few months getting to know him better. Just don't make any hasty decisions because if they don't turn out well, people like Ranoscky (aka supposed psychoanalyst  ) will be all over you, telling you how silly you were being to trust him.

Great advice Inked and Jay bee! OP, you have your head on your shoulders. It's really good to consider all the angles when investing in a relationship. I'm waiting for the update at the end of the summer. Have fun and I wish you good luck as well!  

zstranger:
hmmmm interesting.

FYI, most of your posts are senseless, spiteful and thoughtless.

Thats why I feel the urge to cross them out.

You are not even Nigerian and have nothing to do with Nigeria; yet, you want to be regarded as an authority on everything Nigerian.

:::SMH:::

Dont you have a job? A husband?  a baby-father? You are not getting any younger, you know? You are approaching menopause day-by-day, shouldnt you be more worried about that and the  heebiejeebies that come with menopause? Instead of mouthing off 'bemutely' on every thread that has to do with Nigerian men.

Anuofia your arse

(Cowers in fear and takes her spiteful, senseless, thoughtless, non-nigerian, husbandless, jobless, heebiejeebie ridden, menopausal ass out of the thread)

It means "skipping into this thread and aimlessly quoting and crossing out my quote".
Happy now?

zstranger:
Arrant Nonsense.

Must you bemute this thread with your presence?

You probably won't listen to me, but please walk away now. Some women are not so lucky as to recognize the signs of a potential dead end relationshio. First, he is practically kissing your behind without even knowing you very well. To an African lady, this is normal, to an AA lady this means that he is soooo serious since AA men don't act this way. Second, him telling you that he will not live in the states is not an invitation for you to move to Nigeria with him. This is said because he wants you to realize that he isn't in this for the long haul so you don't become to upset when he disappears. Third, he tells you that he wants two wives, which is a translation that means he is already married and he will tell you later. Telling you this also serves the dual purpose of trying to scare you off from having a serious relationship. You are on the rebound, which explains you being so emotionally available. He is not being emotionally intense, he is just in the moment. He is saying all the right things to get what he wants out of you. (Which could be any number of things like money, sex, papers, ego boost). In case you were not aware, men do not always keep it real. When you leave a relationship you are wide open and it's easy to fall into the trap of caring too much. You seem to be transferring the trust you had for your ex unto this virtual stranger. Don't forget that the trust is built over a period of time and over many situations.

Obviously nothing, hence why she is a 'baby mama' to him.

Where are the moderators? This is somebody's son, brother, grandchild, nephew, friend, classmate, ect.
Please remove this. It isn't right! What if one of his family member's happen upon this? I'm sure this isn't how they want to remember him.

Solomto:
Guys that smiles look more friendly and approachablesuspicious

I know what u mean.

I don't think smiling makes a guy look more charming necessarily. If he is always smiling, not really. I believe a smile that is coaxed out is is more charming than one that is permanently plastered on.