₦airaland Forum

@all
how do u guys post the pics as part of the post instead of attaching it?. . .nice work on this thread o. . .it has me in stitches!

@topic
me and seun(obviously i'm the one winning )

ok. . .this thread is fst becoming an ode to narcism. . .

as per the orignal question . . .could it be cos the guys spent far too much time in the romance forum?

this image representation thread seems like a load of fun and then some more!

Modelesque:
Shouldn't the money be used for the contract the Government awarded your company?

abi o!

sistawoman:
it is only 5% of what she recieved which is a nice commission.

My guys typically make 15% commission and those doing the grunt work like him typically recieve 8-10% in bonus pay.

I dont see anything wrong with what she gave him, and I am sure she built that into her grant money request.

things dont work that way in nigeria. . .(pretty much the same way nigerians dont jst buy cars for their girlfriends!)

Modelesque:
Wait, what does mgbeke mean?

its ibo for someone thats smart and really goodlooking!

@OP
do something small and thoughtful instead of trying to be a twit. . .if she likes u then how much u spend wont matter as much as a good gift!

p.s. u sed u're a student abi?and that her friends made fun of her cos of that? so why dont u do somethink constructive wiv the money so u wont be just a student anymore?

for the record the story sounds somehow sef! somebody jst upped and gave u 15m in this naija(even if u were working for her. . .na yam?)

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=282462.msg4014368#msg4014368 date=1244745406]Mgbeke chics have a way of attracting Mgbeke geezers.
Just a thunk!![/quote]word!

laugh has already killed me o!

they are prolly being punished by seniors o!. . .not their instructors(that is not to say that their instructors dont dish out similar punishments!)

FL Gators:
ehrrrm dudeeeeeeeeee, ewww.

I was talking abt the parietal bone, which is back of the skull.

babe i'm not an illiterate u know. . .(u remember that thing i once told u abt. . . called a joke?)

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=249630.msg4004074#msg4004074 date=1244599363]Question:


Would you tell your teenage son or daughter(esp.) the time (age)  to start dating? If so at what age?

or allow them to choose when they want to start?[/quote]wot do u mean by dating?'will u go out with me' dating?
well. . .first u need to let them know from a young age that its alright to like one person of the opposite sex but its not ok to do certain things with that person and of course joke wiv dem a lot so they can tell u stuff(they wont tell u er'thing but its still better than being completely in the dark!)

mohawkchic:
~Ask me again in 5yrs time For now am going to enjoy having a 7 yr old Son who is clueless!

once, when my cousin was 5 he asked his mom for something(cant rem what it was now)she was like why?he said he wanted to give 2 different girls. . .later that day i asked him if he gave them he said they didnt come to school that he gave two other girls instead. . .my point:its not by age o!

Tgirl4real:
Thanks for the contribution guyz. I will join u guyz later.

Let me drop this before I zoom.
How do u explain dat tym of d month to ur growing baby girl?

i plead the 5th!

babe, its as if u dont understand ur own question then. . .
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=189700.msg4001105#msg4001105 date=1244561616]hmmm, seen,
here is anoda 1, not dat educative though, but it requires c'mon sense lol
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 [/b]and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $ 10 and got back $1. [b]So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. where is the remaining dollar? [/quote]the second bolded is jst meant to make u lose site of the fact that the real cost of the room is is 25 dollars

p.s. i'm just too lazy to type woulda gone into details

true talk, but some of us nigerians dont help matters o. . .u slave all year round so that u can come home and 'display' at the end of the year, and if u dont know anything u'll think that money really grows on trees outside the shores of this country!

that question has been around the block. . .they didnt pay 9 dollars each for the room they each paid a bit more than 8 dollars

ok. . .now someone should please ask an interesting non-profession-specific question!

FL Gators:
Was too busy starring at your pointy parietal bone

i lvoe it when you talk dirty!

Tgirl4real:
Let me just drop this question that has been on my mind.

How do you help or avoid other children from infleuncing your child's spoken English? It is tiring when you have to correct and correct and the child is still picking up incorrect English from other sources.

lol. . .if i said i felt ur pain i'd be lying. . .but i tend to agree with sissy on the encouraging bit tho(in naija some types of wrong english is/are cool like we say i can like to. . .e.g. i can like to be tired) but as most ppl said making sure the child develops a reading habit is crucial not only to his spoken english but also to his thinking(ppl that read books develop much better! does anyone want to argue?)but for the spoken english part reading the books out loud should do the trick(at least if he doesnt start speaking it then he'll know the correct words)

p.s. considering the fact that most americans dont speak good english, my heart goes out to u guys raising children in america!

LMAO @all the comments. . .

its true sha. . .we nigerians believe that one you dont live in naija money must fall from the sky wherever you live!

well. . .nigerians hvnt been proven to be good handlers of credit!think of it as incentive for you to settle your bills quickly!

@gaminechic
some place else o. . .i hv a teen-weeny bit of experience when it comes to the nigerian power sector and i know there's precious lil to be learnt(even if u did u prolly wont learn it the right way). . .

Dual Core:
k, flyuche, deal! i'll need all login details of u machine to start breaking my way through. give me ur usernames and passwords now if u got the ballz 
yea yea yae, u wont cuz u're just scared of me compromising ur pc.  :

errr. . .like flyuche sed thats not called hacking. . .its called remote access. . .lol

ok. . .i really need to stop reading threads like this. . .if er'one wants high paying jobs then there's no way naija'll get better. . .the nigerian dream is fast becoming work in an oil company, wife 2kids etc etc

run chkdsk /f first oris it chkdsk /r run them both

heard they were interested in NITEL if they buy it then they most def wont go only wireless

u mean u've never done it? as in seen a pretty girl and wondered if u cld get her no. u dont know wot u're missing. . .lol
_{errr strictly from a hackers point of view of course}

Dual Core:
Thanks
This is entering the 'VIP Lounge'

i couldn't agree more

there's software on the market that is targeted towards church use so it prolly would deal with that and other problems you might face. . .cant really get a hang of what your problem is tho. . .its seems to hv somefink to do wiv minimising abi?

for a govt body 900k is good o. . .as long as its your basic(your allawances are usu a percentage of your basic)
so plus allowances you just might get to 1.5m. cant say for certain with FIRS sha cos different parastatals hv different ways of doing things but civil servants make more money through allowances a lot of times!

err why would you walk up to a girl and get her no. even if u know u're not going to call her?
answer:for the thrill of it!

there's no starcomms office in asokoro o. . .go to the one on durban street off adetokunbo ademola cresc. . .

C2H5OH:
I go with option C - server34.

i quite agree

FL Gators:
rotflmao, true that

when we dont have constant electricity yet u ppl are talking bio research. . .biko u ppl shld let us walk before u start asking why we're not flying now. . .

yep i tend to agree with toyin

@mokahawkchic
how about oga nko?i have an aunt that does it a lot and her husband hates it like hell(when my uncle is not in town all the children sleep in her room or she sleeps in theirs. . .lol)

@fl gators
c in c means commander in chief(what were you doing when u're teacher was teaching in pry school? [size=5pt]prolly talking to boys[/size])