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Lord Luggard.

Bloody simp!

This is nothing to be proud of. All these losers feeling fly when they finally fall into a bìtch's trap.

One mumu girl dey even dey ask if we must have sex. Bîtch, we gats fûck. I don't rape women, I'm pro-choice. Hence, you must love to fûck my cöck.

Delete her number and pictures, and unfollow her on all social media platforms.

That's all. Don't create problem for yourself. It's not fun

Na toks. You don't want toks again? Yeye dey smell

Tell him no, outrightly.

As a man, you must have strong principles to protect yourself.

CocoaOla:
You need to evaluate your mental health sir

If you cannot read to understand


Relative to income, no country has more outrageously unaffordable Bills than Nigeria, look at food inflation being 18000% since the 80s..how much has income increased? Abroad you can easily afford your Bill's when you're fully employed but in Nigeria u cant.

You're still missing the point.

The price of freshly imported cars affects the price of locally used cars. It's simple economics. We're not talking about abroad but our local economy here in Nigeria.

My last reply to you.

Definitely.

Cheating has nothing to do with love. Not cheating has nothing to do with love.

It's all up to the individual's circumstances, choices, luck and opportunities. It's just sex. Make me cûm. That's all. Love is an emotion that is more than cûmming.

He is not sexually satisfied, nigga gats get it elsewhere. Same goes for the lady. It's not about love.

I only ask if she's married for information purpose.

If she ain't married, fûcking her becomes an agenda.

And so?

Nairaland is the biggest indigenous social media site in Nigeria, and that article was authored by a Nigerian.

CocoaOla:
How exactly are we not worried that a car that cost like N1,400,000 around 5 years ago now costs like N4,000,000+ .....when it should cost around 800k - 900k after 5 years?

The car must be depreciating abroad but appreciating in Nigeria

Stupid Nigerians and foolish
economy policies has turned liabilities into assets. NIGERIANS ARE COLOSSAL FOOLS

You're reasoning in the wrong direction.

Inflation is a major factor. Price of freshly imported cars affects price of locally used cars.

2786778. Clean Benz

Simps, shebi una dey see how ladies do their thing?

No go dey do friendship when she no dey bring toto for fûcking.

kolaaderin:
You still sound soo grossly ignorant after reading my comment above. Nigeria has very bad roads, and we dont also have any Vehicle inspection monitoring body that compelled people to do regular routing maintenance, coupled with severe poverty everywhere and Fake parts in very spare stores you entered.
you are now comparing that to countries with near perfect roads, fully functioning regulators and system that works owners to always keep their vehicles in order bi annually or at least annually.
people reading this will just be laughing at you, we are both Light year apart in vehicle knowledge man.

I bet I'm not the only one who knows about buying locally used cars for far below market value. If it's used, it's used.

Those parts you're talking about wear off and damage as they're used. It's perfectly normal. Buy it, service it, and save money.

EOD

kolaaderin:
See words of Ignorance, Tokunbo is most of the time better than Nigeria Used for so many reasons, Here in Nigeria we dont have functioning vehicle regulatory body, so far its still moving 95% of Nigerian will keep driving the car till its no longer moveable before they do the repairs, and when they finally repair they tends to manage and do basic repairs just to keep the junk moving back on our road with fake Chinease parts imported by our brother form the east.
In the US and Europe where most of this tokunbo comes from, every cars will have to pass Vehicle Inspection test once or twice in a year before they could be driven on the road for the following year, In some countries the test is every 6months. This test are so serious and rigorous that the car will have to be put back to factory standard before it can be registered for use again, no room for a single minor code when the car is scanned for faults, all faults must be cleared. there must be a minimum tyre grove in short cars must be perfect physically, mechanically and electrically.
With this in mInd, most tokunbo are always in great shapes and the car you are buying must has passed the test previous year but may have very few repair work to do before shipping out to african countries.

Please dont dare compare Nigeria Used car to the real Tokunbo, they are a world apart. The only thing better than a tokunbo in Nigeria is a brand new car, if you cant afford a new car, please dont compare a tokunbo to Nigeria Used.

Ignorance? Man, you don't know shît about cars.

Cars will always develop faults and need regular maintenance. That's why we have mechanics. If you don't know anything about cars, just buy brand new because even toks is already used, and has hidden issues. That toks could even have more hidden issues than a Nigerian used car. Bad road? Very funny.


If you want peace, buy brand new. Else, toks is as bad a Nigerian used of the same spec. Note, of the same spec.

So a guy slept in her room, nothing happened, and she's asking you to forgive her?

Nigga a lot happened. Keep fûcking her. If you're serious, get her pregnant. Don't be a simp. Be a man.

All these toks talk na trash.

Get a nice naija used car, test drive it, ask your mechanic to test drive it and check it. If it's okay, and without faults, buy it. If it has faults, ask mechanic to look for the faults. If it's something you can fix within a reasonable budget, buy it and fix it.

Don't let anyone fool you, if it's not brand new, you will be very lucky not to see mechanical or electrical issues. No be today we start to dey buy toks. Most na joke.

From experience, toks na waste of money. You should learn to buy cars the way car dealers do.

buygala:
You sound like someone whose mother abandoned at birth and ran away with a man....No wonder the silly and unfounded generalizations ...


It's well with you Bro

Stop simping. The earlier the better. These ladies are riding men because they know the average guy is a simp.

Ayoslimzy:
Na wife o no be girlfriend

Wife o, girlfriend o, all na the same thing.

Don't be a simp, bro.

She's overcompensating. It's a sign that she is at fault, and she knows it.

Malibe:
He focused on married people because in the actual sense, a home is made up of father, mother and children and not some kind of Olosho and her bastards ( who's father's Identity does not exist anywhere) all in the name of single mother. �

You're 100% wrong. A home is made of a least one parent and children.

Wrong heading. OP meant happy marriage, not happy home.

A home can exist without marriage. A father and his children can make a home. A mother and her children can make a home.

A happy home is a product of both luck and work.

Exmilitant:
What part of your body is that?

The nigga dick big AF that's why he doesn't want us to see that shît.

This country funny.

See as one guy ask them to join telegram group. Another round of scamming loading.

I don't know why my mind is like this.

The meat is the dessert. Hence, you eat it last.

Mad o

Go and fûck that boy. Fûck him till he cûm on your ass. Your pussy is so so ready for his dick.

Travel to another state and fûck him in that state. No tell your husband. It's not his business. Every man deserves a wet pussy, married or not

And this is the guy that wants to be president?

Nigeria na hustle, abeg

Shut the fûck, nigga. You no get client

Get another bîtch to be fûcking or divorce your current bîtch

pocohantas:
No mind them. With their pot bellies, one would think Nigerian men give birth to male kids and the women female kids.

The sidechick they are pursuing outside, if she has to wake by 4am everyday to prepare kids for school, cook, submit and pound akpu, I bet she would look worse than their wives. Rather than go home and make life easier for their wives, they will jumping from one branch to another like monkeys.

Tell them to help you add small water to the rice on stove, they will say you are EMASCULATING them. But if you see where they are mumuing for 200L girls, you go shock say na person HEAD OF HOME be that. Tufiakwa!

It's also the woman's fault if the man is not rich. Two can play stupid

Haroldjunior:
For a 5 months old female German shepherd? Ah! Oga, this size is perfect for a female gsd of this age. Some might say she’s bigger than she’s meant to be sef.

Dogs have relatively short lives, hence they grow very fast. This is not impressive for a five month old gsd.

No background of the story. What happened that lead to the court case?

This makes zero sense.

Not a big dog