₦airaland Forum

ubcandid:
The modus operandi and rate they deploy in fishing these guys is mind boggling to me. At a week to 2weeks interval we are inundated with takes of clamping down and what's more funny to me is; the successful ones I know around are never trampled upon. I think there is a high level snitching going on, also I was surprised to read on a press release by EFCC on how they "tap" phone lines of suspects - who does that?

soberdrunk:
Smart man, deprive millions of basic infrastructure by engaging in shady political business deals, make billions and turn around to play saint by helping a few and the millions of ignorant Nigerians will think he is their saviour........

VRDroid:
Save the money in the account and throw your ATM card away.

1. Borrow someone's Bible if you do not have one, and read from Genesis to Revelations, twice within 6 months and Start a Church. You can start Campus Fellowship in your name and save the Offering into your bank account directly.

2. Create a Youtube Channel to Preach to your subscribers and request for Donations for your preaching and healing messages.

3. Monetize the subscribers too.

4. When you have up to 100K subscribers start writing Elaborate Ebooks on how to Materialize Wealth, people fall for that shiit big time, and of 100K subscribers, you will eventually get buyers for your e-books and ensure you emphasize on donations to the 'Body of Christ'.

5. Forcefully discover your talents in Comedy and Music, anything that you can do without expense to generate income.

6. Go and learn driving, and get an investor to give you a car to drive 'within campus only' to raise money.

7. Learn website designs and graphics for free online and spam nairaland and other blogs for customers.

8. Live off-campus and put two other room mates there and bill them 2/3 of the cost of rent which which leaves you extra after recovering your rent and also enjoy their meals for free.

9. Launch a Research Team in school with an additional person and all the lazy students will pay you tokens to do their assignments then eat their food at their homes for free and go home with take away.

10. Buy a clipper and rent a space in an already established saloon to make money barbing and shaving.

11. Make a lady from a very wealthy family fall in love you and explain that you are smart but poor and once she falls in love, you launch a sophisticated love and romantic sex sessions and she will love you foolishly enough to let you control her expenses, if she breaks up, you have nothing to lose.

12. Make friends with any lecturers you meet and be so close to them that you can be the 'contact' for 'sorting', so you will always negotiate the price and keep some cash for yourself, you will be the go to guy, insulating the lecturer from all levels of suspicion, works all the time.

13. Learn how parasites survive without spending their money, do not associate with fellow poor people. Associate with the children of the wealthy and you will be surprise they will plan your budget alongside theirs, works all the time as long as you are a functional brain.

Did I mention you should learn yahoo yahoo? I did not.

I love to advise poor kids who need a way out of poverty, and I do not care what you do to surve, as long as you kill no one and do not hurt their souls. The body is temporal, you are free to fucck with the body, not the spirit. Kill none, but dont be poor. I hate poverty.

donbachi:
Our naija gboys carry big L dey waka.

delishpot:
You too keep demanding for money until he asks you to get a sugar daddy then get one

See how fire just catch house wey Don dey ready to fall scatter on its own sef
She better go back and tell him to not do galfriend again. Since he takes her advice O believe he would do as she says.

ibkayee:
Pre-Nairaland, empathetic side of me: Marriage is supposed to be for better or worse, I wonder what methods they've taken to help him, poor guy

Presently: If the tables were turned he probably would've left too, used it as an excuse to cheat, rained abuse on her, brought in another 'fertile' girl from his village courtesy of his mum etc

.Would you stay with a man who doesn't have a functioning prick?

Duggedised12:
See ehn, na single I single ,I nor kill person o. Why do I have to be looked down on because I dont have a ring on my finger , ladies that are younger than me are more respected just because they are married, its even worse if they have kids,chai! I don suffer .


Guess what ,its all my fualt ,so society says . If a woman gets to a certain age and is not married,its all her fault, according to society, she probably doesn't know how to keep a man, she probably doesn't have good home training ,she probably was doing shakara when she was younger and the list goes on but guess what if a guy in his late thirties isnt married, he probably hasn't found the right woman yet . sighs!

Duggedised12:
NO

Duggedised12:
Are you a guy between the ages of 32-40 years,looking for a lady who is ready to settle down? do you reside in Benin city? then pm me. I am 30 years old,dark in complexion, beautiful and Bini by tribe and ready to settle down