₦airaland Forum

Jobs n homes will collapse

ImoleNaija:
Better, coz it won't be funny buying at #1200/litre.

Oga u fit be Methuselah in the industry. Diss na my side hustle and this is how I do my stuff. Na customer go pay upfront for me to finish their work.

MichaelSokoto:
u dey whine Jesus?

Which one be is only customer money u need?

Work wey I dey do?

I do photoframes. I only need 50k to do branding In 5 good canteen where clients will see my job and start connecting. Mind you it is customer money you will use to do the job. Your profit is your balance. Photoframing, photography, throw pillow, photo book and other branding. Even IV. U no need shishi to start am. Profit is like 100percent.

MY Gee

You are from Ife or Ilorin.

Ireportlive:




I don't even like tomatoes in my stew .. only for Jollof and spaghetti sauce

Bells pepper , Chilly peppers , Scotch bonnet, Onions


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Dirty weight or Ajebo weight. Go try TomBrown

Man just enjoying his child hood ambitions nothing more.

Totilopussylick:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu have absolutely nothing to offer Nigerians.

Only empty promises

If u don't want drama from ladies run away from ladies with piercing.

Zico5:
I hate multiple piercings in women. In fact, I can't do anything if I see one until it's out of sight.

Same here. Aso Ebi too.

illicit:
I don't buy what's in Vogue

Whatever I use, u hardly see it on or with someone else

I don't do uniform/Aso Ebi
I wear white most of the time

I've met people who consider it weird

This people just dey collect free money

Messina123:
Even the local government chairman. What are they doing

What is the Governor doing? Too many lazy people in Government

Mercury21:
What is our government doing

Especially the spirit husband movie scene..

Rejouir:
This man scared sh*t out of my ass, with his movies. That year.

Women know their around. Women are gifted with tricks.

Lalami3232:
Na wa ooooooo!!!
If you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

Gym gym gym

CJStarz:
Surgery?
No go kill yourself o.
Hit the gym

Na stroke u dey take play

AqualinaXYZ:
Make una dey play



My peniss wey don dey stand over 2hrs for decades now



I don die?



This scientist must be a one minute man werey wan discourage real men

If you dey pray for Nigeria while your mates milking the nation. Continue

SharingIsLife:
Life? Hmmmmm!


Fellow Nairalanders, if you don't hear from me again, just know that I fainted after hearing 9 BILLION DOLLARS given by an ordinary minister to a bank director in this country where millions are dying of poor health, hunger, ignorance, etc that the money could have adequately provided for. And, this is just ONE out of thousands of such illicit transactions mortgaging our future while we are here stupidly busy with shallow inter-ethnic banters.

My second fainting reason is to realize how many criminal-minded people are getting into the positions to decide our affairs. Imagine someone who became a bank director - and now governor - couldn't respect himself enough to not be involved in stealing?!? Oh Nigeria.

Meanwhile, Dieziani's eyes might actually look like Tinubu's eyes

Off point. When u are rich do so first

Offpointng:
Have you built a house for ur Girlfriend yet?? I sincerely suggest you build for your Girlfriend first cuz that's who you might spend the rest of ur life with granting you access to unlimited love and posterity continuation

A word is enough for the wise

Person wey no suppose talk for public space dey give idea. It is shameful begging is the way . To scam a nation is not a sin . Shameful people everywhere

chatinent:
In the Giant of Africa, their politicians weaponize poverty with religion and remember them only after every four years.


Poor masses wey suppose fight govt come dey fight themselves.

Ceteris Paribus for the politicians!

We are not normal in this country ..

Teenaira:
After OP has finished explaining this, he should also help us to explain who approved the Naira re-ink, sorry, I mean redesign between Buhari, Tunde Sabiu and Emefiele. This is a matter of public interest, it should therefore be given serious attention.

You go explain tire

They are all programmed for same mission.

SyrusdeHansome:
Any Christian that trust a Muslim is not being fair to himself. All Muslims are the same.

Portable more productive than them all

Beuberry:
Insecured Ghanaians with dirty boxers.
Sarkodie n Co wey get talent pass no cry. Na these teens dey run mouth.
Ordinary Portable dey reign pass all of you.

My very childhood friend who I assisted then when he was in need of support when he won visa lottery. Recently, I noticed his romance with juju and alfas. I have run far away from the idiot and all his family members.

Usmanovic95:
Once I see a friend or relative join politics,the trust level goes down naturally.

Betting no be job na freelance hobby.

contentmakerPRO:
Betting is not a job, not an easy way to make money. Why borrow to gamble? Can he ever sustain that? Why didnt he try other online skills that can fetch him good money within 6 months of serious trainning? I dont thnk it was a wise decison to borrow money and use it to bet. Thats a serious case that cant be sustained. RIP to him. He didnt try at all. Hope his aged mum will be able to cope with his demise.

Once your friend says he is a politician run far cos they don't care about friendship. Anybody is usable

Usmanovic95:
Funny part is neither of the two gladiators has the interest of the River state people. I will rather trust a devil than trust a Nigerian politician.

Don't build mansion. U don't need it. Build low-cost housing and make money from rent and mind your business. Leave haters to build their land by themselves

Chicagograduate:
Be a tenant in Lagos and build your houses in your respective villages.

Soon you will see aeroplanes in magazines only. Who can afford these high cost of transport

They can parboiled the tomatoes in large quantities and ship down it will be very cheaper if u do food business.

jericco1:
So with $6 I don buy one basket
Omo!!!!

Na why u need to wake up with your sense everyday. Every woman dream of a man that is focused. U know how many men no dey alright these days.

Solsix:
Nah you wey no get sense. You don't know what you want

Irresponsible people everywhere. Repair NO.

Sergio107:
And it's an achievement

If you know how much was spent on this tho.

Negros!!!.....we can do better. Go to warri and see pure definition of bad road

I can assure you you will not be different.

jkpbestseries:
one day i will be Nigeria president and i will lead right

Wetin u expect from for example .

Mitsurugi:
Raise your hands if you knew Tinubu and APC was scamming our countrymen with the December Refinery deadline. Chai!