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Romance › Re: Hijab Doesn't Stop Sexual Harrassment- Muslim Lady Cries Out by newoffer: 10:06am On May 30, 2020
Ile Kewu is where most young girls are being molested.
Health › Re: SON Inspects Facemasks & PPE-Producing Factories In Abia And Rivers States by newoffer: 9:30pm On May 12, 2020
Go and look for work in the canteen. Calabar canteen for that matter.
Offpoint:
Nairalanders help me...

My problem be sey I too like food.
If my eyes just see food, na so my prick go rise and my body go dey shake.
If I dey eat, na so I go pull clothes and lose trouser... I go eat setey I go sweat like I run marathon.

If my neighbours dey cook na so I go paragulate around upandan, my body and spirit go wan jump comot.


Make Una help me
Romance › Re: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by newoffer: 1:41pm On May 12, 2020
I don't subscribe to underage relationship. I know a mature lady can bring the spark in you. revive your sex life. That's why most men go for younger girls.
Properties › Re: Distressed 3-Storey Building At No 7, Sule Close, Apapa / Iganmu: LASEMA Raises by newoffer: 5:26pm On May 08, 2020
Most houses around Sari Iganmu is due for demolition. The Government should do their job
Politics › Re: MURIC Says Kano Deaths Suggest Plot To Depopulate Muslims by newoffer: 6:07pm On Apr 28, 2020
Dis guy is a clown.
Politics › Re: Lockdown: Sowore Launches Pots Pan Protest (PPP) Against Buhari (Photo) by newoffer: 6:25pm On Apr 23, 2020
How long.will.they bang the pot while they are silly hungry
Health › Re: Face Masks Production At Gatimo Apparel Factory In Ikeja, Lagos (video) by newoffer: 11:52am On Apr 21, 2020
This is the first step that shows that China will suffer heavily. People are producing what they need now. It will really affect China in a long run
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Pay Tithe From My 20k Stimulus I Got From Government? by newoffer: 11:14am On Apr 19, 2020
Buy spaghetti tiny... 10 pieces is 2k. Share it to the poor in your area. God Bless you badly
Health › Re: Lagos Confirms 3 Coronavirus Deaths by newoffer: 5:31pm On Apr 18, 2020
Chinese doctors that are specialist in doctoring numbers, are invited to help do magic. See the magic in the numbers
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Payment by newoffer: 11:00pm On Apr 15, 2020
I saw a news alert that N power has been terminated
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Anambra Index Case, Marcel Eze, Claims He's Negative by newoffer: 9:41am On Apr 14, 2020
edwardds:
The Delta own pained Me.... Up till now We are still yet to see or know the Man ...from description they gave we live close to each other.. No family relative can testify to it.apart from them showing clinic that was closed.. No body has come to trace any contact of Church Members... Up till now every popular Pastor in the vicinity is Alife......
..


All Na Game
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Anambra Index Case, Marcel Eze, Claims He's Negative by newoffer: 9:34am On Apr 14, 2020
Naija.... land of orishirishi. We have the
highest criminal IQ. Every state wants the money.
Politics › Re: More Pictures As Lagos State Government Delivers Emmergency Food Relief Packages by newoffer: 9:00am On Apr 14, 2020
Wickedness in high places. Sari Iganmu only got few bags which were meant for 70 year old resident.

They turn it to Yoruba Yoruba thing and party sharing. Shameless people. I can afford anything but am concerned about neighbours who are out of food stuff
Politics › Re: FG Begins N20,000 Cash Transfer In Lagos - Sanwo-Olu by newoffer: 8:14pm On Apr 11, 2020
Your Lagos is not the Lagos they are talking about... Are you a tout or a party member of all these crook party?

This is the biggest MMM scheme. Who no get account for this age. We are just joking
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Timi Frank Accuses Presidential Taskforce Of N500k Daily Allowance by newoffer: 5:01pm On Apr 08, 2020
I am waiting for my.own turn too. Praying for this country is a waste of time. People are milking this country dry. Look for your.own way and chop.
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome Speaks On Pastors Arrested For Defying Isolation Order by newoffer: 9:58am On Apr 04, 2020
The Lock down is a good step to reduce all these mediocre who will turn their church to healing centre. Even Adeboye cannot demand any thanksgiving offering from me.
I grew up within the church walls. Every pastor with his own con skills. I dont.give a Bleep. Am also an anointed fellow in my profession. Let no man bubu you.
Health › Re: 5 Things That Will Happen Due To Lockdown In Nigeria by newoffer: 9:44am On Mar 30, 2020
OP....nigerians will bounce back. There are tons of things we won't import any more due.to this corona.... 1. Face mask. We are creating local stuffs.

We can do a lot of.things
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Tinubu Tells FG To Suspend VAT by newoffer: 7:08pm On Mar 28, 2020
Smart guy. Donate u are hear advising Govt. Wicked soul
Christianity Etc › Re: Living Faith Creates USSD CODE To Facilitate Offerings And Tithes Online. by newoffer: 8:16am On Mar 28, 2020
Use your Tithe and Offering for the poor among you. Enough of these scams.
Politics › Re: Lagos State Water Corporation Apologies Over Water Supply Disruption by newoffer: 7:53am On Mar 28, 2020
Lagos State water corporation. They can not come out say they give Lagosians water. I run on well and pure water for the past 35years. Am in Surulere... ask people in Aguda what is water corporation. They will laugh you
TV/Movies › Re: NBC Directs Gotv, DSTV, Others To Allow Local Stations Run Without Subscription by newoffer: 7:30am On Mar 28, 2020
Mutemenot:
Good move. Would have been better if they allow all stations show freely. DStv n it's owners are heartless, they ought to give a total free to air for 2 months
. One of Gotv call centre agent called me and was pleading that I pay for one month to get another month free. I told him okay. Immediately, after one month, they suspend my account. They are bunch of scammers.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can I Postpone My Tithe Till Next Payment? by newoffer: 2:08pm On Mar 26, 2020
My brother Coronavirus is exposing all of us. Your pastor is busy crying for you to send his tithe and offerings.

Use your offering buy food for your poor neighbours. God is judging everyone. Your pastor is alright.

Help the poor and stop being wicked. If your pastor care about you he will send medical kits to you.
Education › Re: Is Spending N16M On A 3-Year Ph.D In The UK Worth It? by newoffer: 10:05am On Mar 26, 2020
coolqayy:
Please I am in a debt of about 300k which I have to pay by ending of april and have 100k with me . Feed up , still thinking of that they asked us to clear our school fee before mid April. don't know where to get it. Any business, advice , or help please nairalanders
...

Go and buy food stuff then go oyingbo. U go sell am sharp sharp. Best bet is Cray Fish. Dried fish. Go and buy farm produce
Education › Re: Is Spending N16M On A 3-Year Ph.D In The UK Worth It? by newoffer: 10:01am On Mar 26, 2020
Who Phd.help. Just put up advert. U will see PhD php mph. Looking for.job.

No time to waste time. U need.phd to later become embezzler...

U will now.be a P.A to one. Senator because u can wrap grammar
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: 'Arrest Oyedepo Now' - Northern Youths Tell Security Agencies by newoffer: 9:58am On Mar 26, 2020
Mishael42019:
it will never be well with you in this life or next.

With this your post go mark it on the wall. suffering, misfortune and extremely poverty shall be in your generation even to your seventh generation. You will work like elephant and eat like ant until you’re cut off from the face of the earth.

If it didn’t happen in your life in a short while I’ll resign from my calling, go and bookmark this page

God’s judgement has come upon you and your likes that are on this forum that have sworn to bring insults to the body of Christ

If I be a Man of God!
...

Chilll...

Stop scaring yourself like you own the world. Tell your pastors who need online offerings to back up. Use your offering and tithe to assist the poor around. This is a critical time.

Body of Christ Indeed. People will suffer these period and all u and your cronies wanted is offering rolling in.

If I hear you say Body of Christ again. Wicked soul. What have you done to assist people around you.

Don't threatened anyone. Because u got no right or audacity to define or place a curse on anyone. If you quote me then you are a religion fanatic.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash??? by newoffer: 7:05am On Mar 26, 2020
Women hates men they can predict. They like weird experience.
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: 3 Nigerian Church Buildings That Can Be Used As Treatment Centres by newoffer: 6:08pm On Mar 20, 2020
Xavi2019:
Will the church authorities accept to do this for humanity? cheesy
. If them go pay tithe
Health › Re: Nigerians Clearing Out Chloroquine From Stores After Trump's Comment by newoffer: 6:02pm On Mar 20, 2020
Una get brain at all... soon sanitizers go soon dey spoil hand. Too much intake of chloroquine no good ooo
Politics › Re: Change Amotekun’s Name To ‘Oduduwa Guards’ – MURIC by newoffer: 5:58pm On Mar 20, 2020
Osagyefo98:
We need more men like Prof Akintola in west. Very visionary and upholding of the tenets of Islam.

May Allah bless his family.


We need him to do more about setting up sharia laws and court in south west.

His vision is well appreciated by all.
..


Which vision Arindin... oduduwa guards will make it look like Tribal thing. Muric abi music.
NYSC › Re: Tallest Abuja Corper And Shortest Corper Meet In Camp (Photo) by newoffer: 9:38pm On Mar 19, 2020
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Lawgod247:
Why are Igbos always this tall? Is there something they are feeding on that the rest of we Nigerians don't know about? I think the DSS, EFCC and even NAFDAC needs to investigate this. Anyways, for CAC Company or Business Name registration, Foundation, Schools, Church, NGO, Trademark, TIN, SCUMI, NAFDAC number etc, talk to us at www. Lawlab. Com. ng. grin cheesy
Ofe nsala...ofe akpu...ofe onugbu... rich soups with vegetables
Politics › Re: Lagos Moves To Stop Church, Mosque Services by newoffer: 8:58pm On Mar 18, 2020
themanderon:
Stupid leaders. I thought they said they have no plans of shutting the boarders? Let's see how prepared they are since the virus is finally here with us. A good thing the virus does not discriminate between the rich and poor. But I smell some conspiracy somewhere, it is as if these guys actually wanted the virus here, who knows their end game.
.. problem Na money for those wey smart

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