₦airaland Forum

@Tasma

I really wonder how it is that the half century the Europeans colonized Africa, they never came across a cat turning into a woman or a boy turning into a tuber of yam. It is funny that with all our spiritual prowess, we could not fight for independence and defeat the European with their worldly weapons. Even as millions of Nigerians travel to Europe, America and Asia everyday, none of them has been found inter-existing between species. WHY?!

There are several Oyibos living amongst Africans today on the continent. How many of them can give testimony of these ludicrous occurrences? WHY?!

Because it just doesn't happen.


@princekevo

Really, I have never been to Abuja. I've heard all sorts of stories about the place and I believe it all because there are maps, there is a plan, there are pictures, videos and every other form of evidence I can download to educate myself on what I've heard. If someone tells me Abuja is a shanty town, I can give them proof and if they still don't believe, we can go there.


@Afam

let's not ask soldiers for more rumours. Let us start producing proof. Stop asking for someone else to stand up for what you say. I know the there is no other bulletproof in existence than the physical you believe there is a spiritual one in existence. Wear yours, I'll wear mine. Shoot me, I'll shoot you. Simple scientific experiment which I want to be recorded and documented in detail.

After one of your first posts on this thread, another poster asked you to declare if you were joking. I'd hoped you were joking. This thread if you haven't noticed is a complete joke excepting the innocent woman that was beaten to near death.

@Jakumo

a friend once told me that it is a losing game when you argue with fools cos they will drag you down to their level and defeat you with sheer experience. I warn you not to delve into that quanto-spiritual-mystico-scientific argument which Beaf wants to pull anyone into.

@Nchara

I support you 100%. These Western countries which carry out such acts don't do it for free, they make sure the countries which they set out to help have to sign a blank cheque which will be cashed when the situation improves so the USA will never go for a peacekeeping mission in Niger or Somalia or even Rwanda. The best they can do is bomb them from high above in the sky.

Nigeria goes for peacekeeping missions abroad and comes back empty handed but with a smile of satisfaction on our face. That is not what it is about. Look at the situation in Sudan which various Western nations have been fuelling crises there just because they don't want to see China benefit from the resources of Sudan. Today Nigeria is there and calm has gradually return, but all we will go home with is a hug and these Western countries will return to broker deals or else sponsor more violence which Nigeria has to return to quel once more.

This rubbish has to be at an end now.

If you agree to wear the spiritual bulletproof and let me shoot you, then I will wear the physical bullet proof and allow you shoot me too.

All this will be captured on video in order to show the world its first real proof of juju.

If you are ready, then I'm serious. If I shoot a friend of yours who stands in your stead and he dies, how have you paid for the consequences of your argument? Be a man.

The man has always been a rogue and was aiming at becoming a superrogue before he was incarcerated.

He spent all his money on Rice, Tinned Milk and Tinned Tomatoes which he used to bribe the hungry masses for their vote.

If Abiola had not verbally told his estate managers that he was going to recover all the spent funds multiple fold from the sweat of Nigerians, they won't be quoting him so. Ole!

Deregulation does not fix price, but allows price to fluctuate according to demand and supply so telling me that PMS will be deregulated to now sell at a minimum of N95 does not make sense to me. Where did you get this news from again? Tribune?

@Afam

sorry I was totally mistaken, I thought I was exchanging information with someone who believed in what he was saying. I don't think it was right for me to be seeking proof from you who does not even believe. I'll take my query someplace else.

I was suprised again to see you post that such proceeds of witchcraft and wizardry were evil and powerless in the face of good. I may be mistaken, but I thought earlier on the thread, you were the one advocating for us to harness and properly exploit the proceeds of these mysterious arts.

So at the end of the day, when the Nigerian army clad in spiritual heavy armour, comes out to fight the Japanese army, which does not employ evil powers in manufacturing its weapons but makes good Kevlar vests, the Nigerian army will perish. Then of what use is this whole thing?

I will still get to the point which is, that woman was not a cat. A careless driver or rider knocked her down violently and seeing that the mob was ready for action, and the lady was still in shock, he spurn this yarn about the sapien-felis conversion theory and it worked for him. Let's be grateful that no lives have been lost besides one innocent cat which the mob ran after, accosted and beat to death when the cat could not fulfill their desire to transmutate into a man. Have you not heard of commercial bus driver who after engaging in a fatal car crash, will accuse one of the passengers in the front seat of struggling the steering wheel with them physically? That gets them off the hook and it works all the time. The passenger who is probably still in coma will then be the one to share the blame and driver keeps his job and faces no condemnation.

I know you won't understand how it feels till it happens to you. You're still dazed after being struck down by the vehicle of a careless driver only to recognise a mob calling for your life. When you experience it, you will know why you have to confess to everything the crowd asks. In fact, na you kill Dele Giwa!

MEND doesn't carry M16 rifles?!

@Abagworo

are you sure about the information you posted?

@KnowAll

I hope you know that you 92% is of those that do not vote, while the 8% is of those that want to vote Yar'Adua back in. Unless those 92% decide to vote against Yar'Adua, they are all useless to this nation and the cause for which they fight. INEC counts votes not hatred!

@Beaf

are you telling me there's a recording of a man saying stuff and laughing in Kirikiri OR are you telling me NTA has a tape of a man in Kirikiri turning from or to a humanoid?

Please be clear and speak your mind and stop veiling your words in parables. We're trying to get data that can prove these assumptions and rumours.

@Afam

you know I have respect for you and as honourable gentlemen, if you believe in the concept of spiritual bulletproof vests, I feel it is totally demeaning of you seeking some more courageous man to stand in your stead and recieve your gunshot.

Usually, I would tell you that I never claimed to have a my own spiritual bulletproof vest. I put my faith in Kevlar so if I shoot you directly towards to position of your sternum with your spiritual bulletproof and if you're still alive, you will take hold of the AK47 a point it to the position of my sternum while I'm fully geared on with my standard Nigerian military approved bulletproof vest.

I test your bulletproof and you test mine.

Afam, I'm living out my third decade on this earth and I am yet to experience these things of which you speak. Do you not think I would be finally elated to discover. However, I am very bewildered as to why there is not one single documented event of all these occurrences which happen in their millions annually. Haba! Are you telling me that is not strange to you? Even the Americans, when they started spreading their conspiracies about UFOs, the were creative enough to doctor some videos which helped them for as long as computers were still in the stone age. I hope our gun battle can be used as the first video evidence available to man.


@Beaf

it was princekevo that related spirituality in Nigeria, including instant species evolution to some cult activities in the western world.

When you talk about nuclear fission and fusion, I give praises that you know that human body is not a radioactive material. We know matter can change from one FORM to another, but I was never told that any particle of matter can be converted to any other particle of matter within seconds.

Finally, it is the people who believe the human-feline conversion and have made clear that the immediate reaction would be to kill, they are the ones you should be worried about setting out to burn heretics at the stake.

@princekevo

I think it is you we should ask what happened in Gbaramatu that encouraged the militants to embrace the Amnesty the way they did.

Yar'Adua's interest is not to defeat the Niger Deltans but to END the fracas.

Are you trying to suggest that the militants had spiritual bulletproof? I can't understand then how some could have been killed. And really if this spiritual bulletproof exists, why would you think that the Nigerian army would not be the first to endorse it for military men. Maybe you mean to say that the Nigerian military is not aware of the existence of babalawo bulletproof or bestial transformations.

The JTF would have just sent in 10,000 men into the creeks as fishes which will later retransform and capture all the militants.


By the way, this woman, when she transformed from a cat, was she naked or she was wearing clothes and also, when she was still a cat, was she holding the dress and her handbag in her left fore-paw? Just trying to make you think with logic, but I will also accept if you claim that a naked cat can transform into a clothed human.

I also read that after this woman was hit and accused of feline evolution, nearby cats were chased and there was a particular one which was caught and beaten to death. Logically think again, if cat one transformed to a human after being struck by brute force, why did cat two not obey the same principle even as it was dealt more violent hits so powerful as to give up the ghost. I'm sure no cat in the world has experienced what that cat went through in its dying moments.


When Nigerians have decided to learn the lessons of life from home videos, I can't be surprised. Look at the names and types of places of worship Nigeria take themselves to, always casting and binding. Why won't their brains be clouded with magic?

When a few boys started making noise in the Niger Delta, we saw them wearing faded jeans and facecaps with leaves covering their faces and totting AK 47, a couple of months later, they blew up a barracks in Port Harcourt and left a note threatening the Chinese not to come to the Niger Delta, they're wearing full armour including military boots and baraclavas waving M16 Rifles in the air.

There were two things that caught my attention:

1. Who's afraid of the Chinese?

2. Which militant group in the whole world will prefer to drop their AK 47s for M16s unless they were getting large supplies free from the country of origin?

You can also add to that:

3. Which country goes around the world looking for militant groups to liaise with and use against their countries?

4. Which country in the world works hardest to see the downfall of Nigeria and is doing a lot about it?

@Afam

we're Nairalanders, always willing to clear our doubt. Please if you can fortify yourself with any such bulletproof charm, I'd like you to meet me at the officers' mess on Ribadu Road this Friday, and we'll test it out. Please come with a disclaimer absolving all parties in case the spiritual bulletproof doesn't work as indicated in the instruction manual.

While you're preparing for that, you can produce a list of armed robbers who bounced bullets off themselves whom "we all" know.

Even as you claimed that the cat did not invite people to capture it with their video cameras, so also did Uzoma Okere not invite anyone to capture her incidence on camera. Besides, there are millions if not billions of witchcraft activity happening all over the country every year, how come there's no evidence of just a single one? Such things don't exist outside the confines of the human creative cortex.

I know truly that Nigerians have often argued that even the Europeans have their own witchcraft which they use for good. Manufacturing cars, electromagnetic wave utilization and manipulation, electricity generation, space travel, and the like. But the Oyibo man has made it clear that it is simple technology which is properly documented and can be reproduced anywhere in the world. There are documentaries on Discovery Channel which will journey through the making of a Jaguar XF from scrap metal.

Let's have documentation and documentaries on how to turn into a cat or goat so that people can reproduce the effect and have a personal experience in order to believe. If Afam, Beaf or princekevo can furnish me with the formula for turning my neighbour's dog into the humans they're meant to be, or my neighbours for that matter into the animals they truly are, I definitely will not come back on this thread doubting.


There was a time when Africans and South Americans used to thrill the world with their witchcraft or magic of rainmaking. They wear their 'banta' and chant all sorts of magic spells and spiritual songs then light a great fire, toss in some sanctified rocks and dance around the fire endlessly. Today, rain making is studied in Geography: light a large fire, toss some silver iodide in it under rain clouds and you have your rain. To hold rain, intercept the rain clouds before the reach the destination and burn your large fire of silver iodide to draw down the rain before it reaches the destination. It is well documented and the USA used it in Vietnam, Israel used it to make it snow in their country, and recently, China used it to make rain clear the dustiness in the atmosphere during the Beijing Olympics. But here, we'll claim It's witchcraft and start beating people to death.

Finall, there's nothing in the Nigerian Constitution, the Bible or the Qur'an that denies any human being the freedom to turn into whatever they want so I can't tell why mob action.

@Afam

I wasn't attacking the fellow because of his beliefs, I was attacking him because he falsely attributed a quote to me which he has now come out to renounce.


@princekevo

it is good that you have now realized that you mis-witnessed me post something and gave full testimony of it earlier, yet you're now seeing that you were completely wrong. Well thank God I hadn't already been lynched before you realized your mistake.

Do you really need to compare a university secret cult in Yale with a human being evolving from a cat? Why not compare Skulls and Bones to a secret cult like the Pirates Confraternity rather than comparing a sewing machine to a gorilla? This is where I have to again decry the ignorance I've found on this thread.

In this lifetime, the British have also carried out such barbaric murders during their own witch hunts, but now they regret it and they've now attributed that term witch hunting with people being set up and victimized because they now know that such was what happened to all the witches and wizards that were burnt at the stake. Why can't we learn from another people's mistake?

I asked you earlier of which you know that there are millions of Nigerians living abroad on all continents of this world, but how come we hear all sorts of good and bad about them, yet we have never heard of any one being lynched for inter species metamorphosis? Let's use our brain here.


@Afam, princekevo, Beaf

why is there no EVIDENCE of these events? Only eye-witnesses and oral tradition. When Uzoma Okere was being beaten up by Naval Officers, we got videos, when the police was executing the Boko Haram Buji Foi and Yusuf, we saw the video, any come of all the witches and wizards transforming from birds to goats, to bats, to cats, there is not a single video of any such event?

By the way, lemme make it very clear to you that if there's any mutant out there that can transmutate to whatever animal, you and your mob CANNOT manhandle that member of the X-men.

This is worse than I thought.

@princekevo

I beg to say, with all due respect, that you're a raving lunatic.

You speak of evidence in terms of eye witness account while you have yourself manufactured a quote attributed to me which I never posted. You did this boldly in a forum of about 400,000 and you tell me that your 3 eyewitness colleagues at a street junction will not blatantly lie like you when in the presence of 100 Nigerians.

Where are those nifty mobile videos which you and your band of U-reporters never fail to leave such scenes with? Woman changes from cat, where's the evidence?

Stop watching home videos, especially Nigerian home videos because it gives illiterates like you the mindset that every single thing should be seen from the spiritual perspective. You are dangerous to this nation, and by virtue of your ignorance I'm not safe walking the same streets as you. You slowpoke!

Merely from reading your posts, it is clear you're not a civilized human being. You talk about Skulls and Bones, but have you ever seen George Bush turn into and eagle to fly over Iraq and drop some bombs? Or will you tell me there are no Nigerians that have migrated to Western and Eastern countries? How many of them have been lynched for inter-species transformation? You zombie strolling the streets of Nigeria with the sole aim of maiming innocent citizens.

If it were government officials, agencies, or law enforcement personnel who carried out such dastardly acts, you'll all roll on the floor weeping at the demise of democracy, but your true sorrow is that you didn't have an opportunity to take part in the bloodshed.

If you're a religious person, I just want you to pray that such a thing would happen to you if for nothing else but to have some experience of what It's like.

I can hardly bear educated people who are ignorant or knowledgeable people who're uneducated, however, you choosing to combine the two, you're no different from what they refer to in Benin City as "Ozwor"!

@nuzo

are there not lots of Americans who're in love with the hardknock life? Was it Nigerian that did that to them too. You better stop attacking Nigeria for no good reason.

Jos City is the place I'd love to be. Basically, It's because of the weather.

And Tribune seems to be gunning for the worst Newspaper this year. They're crazy. Sources, sources everywhere, hearsay, hearsay everyday.

So Nigerians that are always everready to video all the most ridiculous things in the weirdest corners of the world, why were their video phones not handy it this point?

So a mad driver hits a careless pedestrian and afraid of mob action, resorts to creating the more fabulous story which he knows Nigerians want to hear.

I'm very sorry for that young lady, turned from the victim to the culprit.

I keep saying it that the first thing I'll do when I get into government in this country is to ban superstition. If Nigerians can realise the damage superstition has done to this country, we will hold a National Weeping Ceremony for 2 weeks or Nigeria Weeps.

This is madness! This is Nigeria!

The police had no choice in pacifying the crowd than to admit that the woman was actually a cat. How do you calm mad people down? Yes, they should guard her so she does not disappear. It is in this kind of situation I'm forced to give the police credit.

Catwoman my brown butt! Crazy people maddened Nation.

@ TheSeeker

Buhari was once president of Nigeria and it was his deputy who ran the country. Now her gotten older, more sharialised and dictatorial what do you expect from him? Atiku was the deputy in the government that just closed office in 2007. Tell me what good came out of him. PTDF? Please, let's be real here.

The result is clear. Majority does not vote. The remainder of us that vote look at the bunch of self righteous clowns in the opposition and are left with no choice but to vote the most organised and structured party presenting a credible candidate with a solid political campaign.

Rather than Chris Okotie, Buhari, Atiku, Ojukwu or Kalu, I'd vote Yar'Adua.

Then look at Utomi and Fawehinmi's campaign and political strategy, apart from Lagos and neighbouring states, who even knows they're running?

If the PDP returns Yar'Adua and the opposition parties return the same bunch of ill-advised fantasizers, then we will vote in Yar'Adua again for lack of a better prepared candidate.

If a good candidate such as Donald Duke or Raji Fashola contests for the presidency under the Umbrella, then that would be the perfect combination. If the opposition can all merge organize themselves, lobby and present any or both of these men as their candidates and I realise their campaign is strong enough and cuts through every culture, tribe and appeals to every religion, the entire demography, then I will vote them. I just don't like wasting my vote. I've always voted for the party that finally won. I'm not going to start casting a losing vote in 2011.


Look at all the posters that have posted here so far. Count them and you will realise that the majority are not going to vote, the remainder of us are going to vote Yar'Adua if thing go as they did last time. Now when you get the result of your counting, you will realise PDP doesn't really do what you believe. You've already helped them do it by your belief.

As you have laid your bed, please Nigerians, law on it.

I'm not here to argue.

You have to tell me the purpose of sex in nature. You think it is for pleasure? For fun? Cos if it were, then organism would have been created or probably evolved to have natural condoms.

Now the same class of people who say homosexuality is a born trait are the ones that say paedophilia is one too and I put it to you that there is proven research that a particular bodyform in humans and animals is naturally inclined to violence. So if you bring proof that homosexuality should be legalized because you claim some people are born with it, then the same can be applied to child rape and violent crimes because it really is not these people's fault. It's an inborn instinct. Why should we persecute them for their nature?

Then again, let's look at incest. It is illegal even when it happens between two consenting adults. Should we legalize that? Should we not? I really need your opinion on this so we can get into this discussion indepth.

The law doesn't just come about because a band of miscreants wake up from the wrong side of their sex. We the people have to decide what is good for the entity.

^^ I greet bros O! E be like say you nor dey read wetin we dey post since.

Some will argue that most homosexuals are naturally born with such instincts, well even paedophiles can put up that argument, and even various psychologist still put forward theories that people with a particular body structure are born to be violent. So should we legalize paedophilia? Should we legalize violence then?

This predestination thing is propounded by scientists whose sexual orientation is still in doubt. Scientists who would do anything to justify their kind. It all is madness.

Homosexuality, lesbianism or bisexualism is unnatural because naturally, sex is supposed to ultimately yield offspring. Sometimes heterosexual sex may not lead to multiplication, but never has it been heard that homosexual sex led yielded progeny. Never!

So is it natural? Is it normal? Is it all well for members of the same sex to engage each other in an attempt at reproduction?

The truth glares us in the face and sanity shouts out our name. If we choose to harden our hearts and stuff up our ears, then we will surely be destroyed.

The Human Immunodeficiency Syndrome is just a start, as long as we choose to live unnaturally, natural parasites will mutate to fit into our newfound craze in order to survive and we will continue to encounter new ailments.

Like I said before, legalizing homosexuality in Nigeria will take the majority of citizens through their representatives voting for. Do we really have a population in which two thirds supports the freedom of citizens to turn gay. Maybe a survey of your locality will produce adequate evidence required.

What we need today in our country is legislation allowing us to be the best we can, making us maximize our potential and positively explore our culture to innovate beneficial discoveries. Homosexuality is not our priority. Personally, I believe anti-homosexuality is a priority which should be the third point agenda after Power Generation and the Niger Delta question.