₦airaland Forum

He looks like an Afonja

How much will they pay

While you Kanu ran away by a single snake dance

chiagozien:
This yoruba fight,




good luck to them.

What is IPOB doing to actualize Biafra? Onye ara

KingSatan:
YOU ARE A GOOD MAN MY SON!

THIS IS WHERE I GET ANGRY WITH TODAY'S GRADUATES. WHY DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU CANT APPLY THE KNOWLEDGE YOU BOUGHT (THAT IS IF THEY HAVE ANY) WITH YOUR MONEY FROM THE TERTIARY INSTITUTION TO SOLVE LIFE'S PROBLEMS?

YOU GO TO SCHOOL JUST TO GET JOBS?

I ONCE TOLD A GRADUATE TO GO AND ORGANISE THE COMMUNITY YOUTHS AND REFORM THE REVENUE COLLECTION UNIT. BEFORE NOW, THAT UNIT WAS BASICALLY FOR THUGS AND THEY HARASS AND INTIMIDATE PEOPLE JUST TO EXTORT FROM THEM. THOUGH THEY REMIT THE ALLOCATED AMOUNT TO THE LGA BUT THEIR MODUS OPERANDI WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN OTHER PART OF THE WORLD. THIS GRADUATE DECLINED AND CONTINUED HIS JOB HUNTING. I GAVE THAT SAME IDEA TO SOMEONE (ANOTHER GRADUATE) AND TODAY HE IS MARRIED, HAVE KIDS AND WAS BUILDING HIS OWN HOME WHEN I SAW HIM LAST. THE OTHER ONE IS STILL JOB HUNTING.

DO YOU KNOW THAT IN THAT COMMUNITY THEY OFFER ELECTRONIC RECEIPTS FOR DEVELOPMENT LEVIES AND REVENUE?

THEY CAN PAY FROM THE COMFORT OF THEIR HOMES?

ALL THESE FROM AN INNOVATIVE MIND WHO DIDN'T LOOK DOWN ON MY IDEA.

THIS ALSO CREATED INDIRECT JOBS AS NEW CYBER CAFES SPRUNG UP IN THE COMMUNITY.

SOMETIMES THE LGA'S ALLOCATE JUST 500,000 NAIRA TO A CERTAIN COMMUNITY. BUT THIS GUYS MAKE X10 OF THAT AMOUNT IN A MONTH. IF NOT FOR THEIR THUGGERY AND ILLITERACY, THEY WOULD BE MILLIONAIRES. SAME THING APPLIES TO COMMERCIAL DRIVERS TOO.


BACK TO YOU MY 11K SALARY SON.

ITS TIME TO QUIT THAT JOB OR ELSE I RECALL YOU.


IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA, THEN RELOCATE TO ABUJA AND GET A CAR FOR UBER/TAXIFY.

AT LEAST I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE WHO MADE GOOD MONEY DOING THAT BUSINESS.

Please Sir throw more light on this. This idea can it still be applied in other regions

You might be the first to be considered if chances comes out. If you can be patient and throw your dice on probability then I'd advise you to continue while still applying for jobs in other companies. But for now, you're still jobless my brother

Toscarel:
if na me na yekini type of shot I go dey place

GodisGood4321:
Now to a serious matter.

Pls I need a girl for a serious relationship/marriage. 

The girl should be:

Caring, loving and beautiful. 

Contributive and submissive.

From a well to do background.

Not above 31yrs.

Thanks.

Who do you this thing?

Bros go and hustle. Nigeria labour market doesn't respect certificate

Never put your trust in any man

KingSatan:

Why the vex bro

All these foolish ideologies will fade away soon

Pdp should ensure they frustrate lawan. That man is just an apc poppy

What one church girl in university days did to me eh. She cured crase commot for my brain. Now i run relationship with business mindedness. Nothing to regret

Welcome to next level

Capensis:
Very married and my home is an Empire. Building an Empire requires teaching your wife the 100 years goal of the family and how generational wealth should be sustained in the event of your death.

Most men are timid. You can not have time to keep teaching different women these Secrets of Bloodlines if you keep divorcing. Marriage is greater than sex. Building a bloodline is something beyond the level of understanding of an average black man. So, when I say marriage is huge, I mean it and you must learn to control the waves, the air, the sounds, the lighting and the emotion that flows at your home.

It is even my responsibility to stop religions from infiltrating the mind of my family and ban news that shouldn't filter in. I do not even let my family watch Nigeria news or monitor the elections. So they do not lose hope.

If they know, they are on the next jet abroad and I will have to finance different homes. Money is just a tool, wise men know this. But for a poor man, once he has a few million, he wants a woman to be his slave because he does not even know why he was born, neither does he know why the world exists.

When you get to my point of understanding, you will understand how and why you must use mind control, positively to keep your home safe.

comon shatap!. Look at him trying to sound intelligent. What we do with people like u eh

OmoAlata1:
You sound like a very low self esteem man. You had your wife arrested bc she was not following orders?I only blame all these desperate women who are making all you small boys believe you have huge balls

if people like us jam you eh. You'll break into pieces. You'll not even know how to type on nairaland

No woman in this life will ever in this life disrespect me. Whether wife or girlfriend. Once you do that you have triggered a danger zone. Am not unreasonable, so from all judgement and i see that you are plainly stupid being insulting then you've triggered hell

mercy87:
I have sent you an email....please reply. I will love to chat with you if you don't mind.

when that man will finish with you you'll know there's a difference between an imaginary world and a real one

Capensis:
Hahahahaha. Very few humans are ready to win in life. I got the secret key to success in everything in life, so marriage is just one of what I am good at.

hmm. And he brags too... Tufiakwa!

baby124:
Oga sincerely, nothing wrong with you washing your hands and taking your plate to the kitchen after eating. You are a full grown adult and not a kid. She already has 3 children she is taking care of. You should try your best to help out around the house, especially when you are not working to show gratitude for the stress she may be goin through to provide. Your ego is hurt because you are out of a job and you are now reading meaning into everything. Please grow up and act like a full grown man. If you think the environment is too toxic then you are free to leave.

you can easily spot them. Spoilt and shallow children with no common sense

Capensis:
Thank you DrTee1,

Marriage is a real job. I mean it as it sounds. A real career, the longest carrier we might ever have. Even after retirement, we are in this marriage career if we ever want to be happy.

Just as in any career, it requires specialized skill-sets designed for professionalism and mastering.

We must identify the fault systems because there is always a fault system in any system processes. We must accept that things will naturally go bad, and MUST go bad except we identify the fault systems and engineer processes to fix them and do actually troubleshoot for prospective fault systems and ensure we protect the system with serious firewalls and ensure that it dont go bad.

Marriages are going bad, because partners have introduce ego into the equation. Husband is a husbandry job. We must understand that we are shepherds, and must follow even the last calf into the ditch and bring it out. That is how to be the best master - a wise Master.

How we do one thing, is how we do everything. Because the Universe is an interconnected computing system. If this man was a good husband at home, there is no way he would have lost his job. It is the same strategy that he applied at home that he applied at work. And it is called being a snowflake.

HUmans of Nigeria should erase the erroneous impression that they deserve something. The fact that you married the woman does not mean you deserve the pusssy. That is what our tradition informed us, but it was never true, it is just that they had control over women and were enslaving our grandmothers. I personally hate slavery, so even my house-helps are treated with utmost respect. So, I ensure that my home systems are managed.

Money itself is the root of happiness, but it does buy somethings that you make you happy, yet there is a way to make a woman very happy even without money, and that has a lot to do with mind control using legitimate tools.

Learn to dominate your women with excellent strategic romances, sex, chores, lies, truth, science and even fiction.

Ensure that you win. If not, men like me will take your wives and there is nothing you can fucccking do. Trust me, when I say that.

oga eh from your first comment i just taya for you. Tufiakwa!

akelicious:
Sen. Magnus Abe has said he will approach the Supreme Court for a final resolution of the party’s legal problems in presenting governorship and state Assembly candidates for the elections.

Abe spoke while reacting to the striking out of his application by the Appeal court in Port Harcourt.

He said that he would do what he could to get judgment from the Supreme Court before the governorship and State Assembly elections on March 9.

“We have approached the Court of Appeal to help resolve the logjam arising out of the current situation in the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Rivers. As you will recollect, there is a voided indirect primaries that was conducted here in the state, which has been declared void up to Supreme Court.

” There was a direct primary that was conducted by the state chapter of the party which the party and the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has refused to accept because of the party’s insistence on sticking by the illegal conduct of the primaries.

“So we had approached the Federal High Court for a resolution of that matter and today we were before the Appeal Court for a review of the decision of the Federal High Court and the Court of Appeal surprisingly refused to go into the merits of the case, holding that the case was covered by the decision of the Supreme Court in respect of the earlier case against the conduct of the indirect primaries.

“We believe that is not the sum of the judgment of the Supreme Court and so in consultation with our lawyers, we have asked them to approach the Supreme Court for a final resolution of that matter.

“Unfortunately, we are now fighting hard because time is fast running out for the legal options that are available to us. So we will do what we can to get the Supreme Court consider the matter before the rest of the elections are held here in the state,” he said.

Abe said that the crisis in the party does not affect the presidential election.

“We just addressed some of our youths, non-indigenes, some major stakeholders and our objective is to see that there is effective mobilisation of people to come out on Saturday to vote for the President, despite some challenges that we have faced internally in the party.

“We are working on that and we are getting positive responses from Rivers people and we believe that they will come out en-masse to vote for the president,” the senator stated.

Abe also stated that the Mr President’s order to the security agents to deal with those who want to disrupt the election and snatch ballot boxes was a very re-assuring statement for the safety of the country’s democracy and the safety of all Nigerians as they go out to vote during the general elections.

https://www.akelicious.net/2019/02/rivers-apc-returns-to-supreme-court.html

exercise in futility. Abe's faction conducted their primary without presence APC NWC. If rivers Apc should even be included in the ballot it should be the Tonye Coles faction which was conducted by APCs national working committee. These guys are both foolish and stubborn at the same time

90 percent of Atikus supporters are Buharis enemies not necessarily his friends including me. We just have to get rid of lifelessness

Ijaya123:
One of the wise ones. They have seen tomorrow thereby aligning themselves with the winner.

In reality, the masses are in support of Buhari in this election. Only lovers of corruption are supporting the Cameroonian thief. PDP has been a total failure and has nothing to offer the people except to steal, loot and kill.

Come this Saturday, Buhari will beat Atiku the Looter squarely, roundly and triangularly.

suffering and smiling.

shakmati:
Lol. PMB is set to do this and do that. 4yrs, he could not do anything. Took donkey years to appoint ministers. Appointed only close kin to govt parastatals. I was hell bent on travelling to vote out his incompetent arse this weekend but with the spiritual revelations I have gotten, I will just continue hailing Atiku from where I am. God has moved Nigerians to do his will! Let me leave the battle to Him!

if everyone stays back as you wanna do. Pls abeg you travel and vote. Abeg you the lifeless one have to go. Most nairalanders don't have pvc

jasonguru:
forex I think

hmm a change in mentality that has to do with capital.

martyns303:
News like this weakens ones faith, the wife didn't go to a club. she went to a vigil, and while she was praising, worshipping and praying, her kids back home are being burnt to death. it's really sad, but God knows best.

as much as God will want to protect people the life of some people makes it difficult for God to protect them so shit happens. People go vigil for different reasons and not everyone in vigil belongs to God. Someone can be praying and worshipping but his heart is far from God so when devil attacks he's not in found in divine protection

Dukeolumidemans:
Suddenly we have become the subject of redicule all over the world due to the way we think.
In summary crop the people of America and paste them in Nigeria, crop the people of Nigeria and paste them in America and America will turn to Nigeria and Nigeria will turn to America...
Wealth is not in places, it's in the people...until the people change their mentality, poverty, backwardness and stupid leaders will not cease to exist among us...

Modified; I've changed mine and it made me rich in less than 2yrs. U too can do it if u choose to change.

Elp a brother! Am a broke ass niga. How do i get rid of this my African mentality as u did

Now he will sex no more. Yet he is not forgiven because will not ask in madness.

What's ambode the fearful one saying. Hope tinubu will not ask u kneel down for talkin at the campaign

Austindark:
Carbohydrates breaks down to release glucose in glycogenolysis and further in glycolysis and Krebs cycle to release the energy we all need.
The processes above involves the utility and production of alcoholic metabolites.

Alcohol is needed in the body.

She should keep quiet and get informed.

no mind them. Have investigated my bottles to know which of them was hiding sin but they were all innocent