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I just opened one with Fidelity Bank... going to collect my card and details tomorrow.

Requirements:
2 references
Any valid form of identification... NIN preferably.
Passport photograph
Proof of address (Nepa Bill, waste management, etc)
And your $100

I went with Uncle Fide for some reasons and they seem to be very flexible too...
Naira is becoming a Joke. I'd stop charging clients in Naira anyways...
Imagine collecting naira and you want to pay for any cloud service, na there better premium tears go dey flow...

Modified:
I practically used Barter to pay for most of my cloud based infrastructures until recently... just imagine, they provided me with a dollar $ account, I tried it... received just $100 in it... the next thing these people seized the money, prevented me from withdrawals and asked me to submit a picture of me holding my ID and told me to tell the client to snap the card they used in making the payment. Lol... I burst ... so furious I replied them with an answer they never expected and before you know it, they apologised and asked me to send whatsapp chat proof of the transaction and what it was meant for. Sigh... after doing their stupid KYC compliance last year.
These people are so clueless... Long story short, Las Las when they opened it after like 6days, they gave me #41,000 for $100 but would charge you #57,000 to load dollars... you see the scam.
I rush go open domiciliary account. So in retrospect, you need a dom account to have peace on mind first with USD transactions in 9ja.

Bro... take my word, the wine neva see better tapping for Nigeria.
But honestly, it is getting there and you'll be best equipped now than ever because by then, the confusion will be too much as many techs, libraries and design pattern will be in demand. Now imagine JAMSTACK... the ecosystem just dey burst bubbles...
I am a jamstack developer, but my knowledge span through other tools and techs.

As it stands now, the only reason people choose not to work with me in Nigeria is because they can't afford me NOT because they don't see the good job. My point is... learn it as it will help you develop interests in other things. The real clients will pay you your worth. Stand true to the passion and ecosystem and build a good portfolio... the best marketing in this trade is word of mouth. So try to be nice and reasonable to all no matter what. It will definitely pay off.

Op... when was the last time you watched the simpsons, American Dad, Family guy...
Lemme tell you something, you see that small JOY wey you get at that moment they all left?
Now stop there... that's were we are... until we get married.
Find your peace MAN, you can't live both sides, they all come with their prices.

You can't have them all at the same time.

Everything said here, the one that still got me is this line "what Facebook did to PHP"...

With him occultic money abi?
Kikikikikikiikikikikikiii....
you see what I tell people about Nollywood.
E no dey help develop brain.

Alexas58:
Marriage is a vow that must be kept.
I don’t encourage cheating, but I’ve learnt something over the years.

A married man can Bleep any random lady and still come back to his family,
But once a married woman starts fucking out, automatically, she has lost all the love that she has for her husband and family and it wouldn’t take long before the husband dies.

I still condemn cheating, to be honest, to be in a marriage ain’t easy.
I ain’t married yet , but I’ve seen things

Very scary things...

Everything is a joke to Nigerians until it become too late when Everything is set and blooming.

As no body knows the subject matter. Make I move abroad to other forums.

I'm sure I will find beta testers there.

Ciao mate. That's why Nigeria still dey the way e dey.

I am looking to set up a hosting for the public using CWP instead of Cpanel.

I have been using CWP for my personal use for over 2years and I want honest reviews.

I will be giving the Nairaland Programming and Webmaster Thread a 1year Free Premium Hosting to test the CWP and its functionalities.

You can host any kind of website... even your Nodejs Apps, also have provisions for PostgresDB, MongoDB and of course MariaDB.

Php versions 7 - 8
DNS Management plus a lot more you'd be getting on a premium hosting.

The one year free hosting will be stable and managed of course with complete, secure and assured backups for your websites.

So I'd need an honest input on this...it will cost me money and time to implement BUT I don't mind giving out to peeps here free for the first year. That's enough time to test a service for use.

Are you talking about Snapchat? Shey u know say map dey am...?

AND UNA THINK SAY NA ONLY DOCTORS?

Every Working Nigerian is an asset undervalued in our own Nation where we are supposed to be treated like Kings and have people come down here for training of all sort. BUT how would expect anything good of a place that still shares electricity, have nepa roaming about and government putting quotas on everything. No standard measures... wait sef? Do we still have these SON (Standard Organization of Nigeria) actively involved in the interests of Nigerians?

Only in Nigeria you will see someone advertising logo for 2k
Kai....

If you're interested, let's discussed about this database service and its functionalities and usage across app platforms. The FQL especially. I need more insights and I'd appreciate discussing this with someone who is also interested.

Na you post thread, na you still talk pass. You no get problem bro...

ReactJs:
Hey bro. There’s quite a number of sites you get remote jobs. There are some that requires you to take assessments before becoming part of the network. There’s flexjobs toptal crossover justremote and most importantly, LinkedIn .

Most importantly o!

You people are just speaking, using different vocabulary for a language that has a simple meaning.

I went through your docs and api...
It's okay... but give me a good reason why I should leave a framework that's just a twist off the same framework you're using as comparison.

Good job though.

Bro... check and make sure all your tags are correlating... opening and closing tags... and make sure your elements falls within your valid tags (container)

Obviously you are not serious about solving your issue if you can't atleast post the file github url... I assume you should already know all your projects are supposed to be there too...

I really can't say much but suggest you should check and make sure all your local css assets are very well connected... and make sure none is being blocked by this cross origin thing... CORS Policy...
Baba, just give folks here something to work with.

But looking at the whole thing, aren't all these men's nature? I mean how then do your partner truly know and connect with you ? This life sef... you dey like this, ure this, you decide dey like that, they will say you are not sharp? You people should just choose a side and stick to it... wait first, who endorses all these in the name of psychology? Do you mean to tell me they are ALWAYS right?

If I choose not to be pushed aside, played on, used or otherwise, that automatically makes me one right?
But do you know, in similar situations and in certain environments, "you are a mumu man".... I mean, look at all these... the whole thing just dey tiring and then Naija wahala... who really cares what you are these days?

How come these efcc people are returning monies now, what happened to the monies before now? Especially the millions in USD... do they get returned too?
Na now dem wan work... FBI don dey enter some kind matters like this ooo

PrimadonnaO:
I know this for a fact.

Those are our true uncles... our father's are our competitors.

I believe we are all created differently. To each it's own.

I have a sister who's been in the UK for 10years, married with 3 kids and yet she hasn't even sent toothbrush home not to talk of taking just any member of the family. (Common calls sef we no dey see..)
I see through her lies, I see through her deceptions but then, it's her life.

Life waits for no one... so, don't expect anything from anybody. Let your friend pick herself up and develop herself, she will find out that she really do not need him to press forward.
Na inside life na so expect anything. If I tell you the whole story, you go cry for me. But I moved on, I stood fast.
Anyone too can. E hard sha ooo

lkillbrokehoes:
This one can commit suicide like this oh, you better take it easy

He/She dey take the thing very personal. Na them...

Doctorfitz:
Funny people full this forum

No be small thing... we dey try shaa...

Of course... if you think she's wrong, you really do need a checkup. Especially when they use that phrase... "I need to be taken care of"
The effontary, the entitlement, I GOT BURNT BAD.
To all the real women out there going all out for themselves, God bless you all.
Being in a relationship with most Nigerian women is like signing a one-sided contract, complete waste of time, waste of common sense
and waste of precious intellectual growth. Even the once wey sabi small, oversabi go nearly kill them too... like seriously?
Now it's so so so boring.

The new trend is, girls are now relocating from the island back to the mainland these days... they all seem tired already. But now na morning... una neva see something.

Dude you were legit silly.
Even all your codebase, frameworks and the likes are OPEN SOURCE... haba... don't you know that your ideas, your design flow and pattern is unique. You really didn't need that. Go to github and see big time projects still in public repository that your can still fork and make something off.
You dey hide your own. Shebi na website, las las na wordpress. Or any other CMS.

High time you started hosing your stuffs yourself. Just run from garanntor.com for now. It took them almost 6days to renew a domain and they were there giving me some technical term. I laughed at their lies. I have almost 20 domain names with them. But I've started transferring them out to mine, something I control myself.
They used to be very good and reliable.

Una go just sitdown dey wyn person. Continue... Nigeria Twitter indeed.
Who comes up with all these sef? First thing first, BE ORIGINAL. It takes time to conceive a product...

Windows OS wahala.

This is how I transitioned.
Windows - it's fun until when you start getting some errors without directions and even if there are directions most times, location can't be pin point, and some other headaches it can give you... especially when your last option is to format it... hahah... this was me a long time ago with Windows... apart from those yeye wahala, it's really a great OS because of the rice and bean it gives you.

Then I transitioned to a few Linux distros... hmmm till tomorrow Arch Linux (KDE) has always been my bae.

Mac oh Mac. Truth is, you'll just love it for programming.

At the end of the day, it's about how comfortable you are with one and how flexible it gets you.

If you mean serious business, go to linux as you'll learn alot more beyond just programming. That's where CLI lives.

For clarity... flutter is NOT programming language. Rather an SDK (software development kit) you can equally say it's a UI framework for building cross platform mobile apps. The language you'll need to learn here is Dart. And the best way around it is reading the documentation.

Candidlady:
Look at his armpit

Dirty scum



Men causing trouble since the days of John the Baptist

Easy cutie...

Deerock:
Sir, please can u kindly help me list out the unsaturated fields with good pay..

I'm almost done with my web development training, and it seems web dev. Is among the saturated field..

Please help a brother, before hunger go wear me nose mask if web Dev go delay my freelancing incomes

Saturated but quite relevant. Up your current skills etc.
If you think web dev is a joke, you wouldn't see wix sponsoring football leagues ...

Stay focused bro.

Eriokanmi:
In my opinion, that friend of yours should just endure, though the salary seems small. He or she might be converted into a regular staff later. Most of the big organisations nowadays do this a lot.

The salary might be meagre but when other hidden benefits begin to show up, he'd be glad he took that job. The major problems most job seekers have nowadays is discontentment. Their mouths are so wide that they wouldn't mind earning 500k a month, as if it's so easy to create jobs. In the process, they end up at nothing. My sister inlaw started with a 40k salary as a contract staff with access bank. She was still single when she started, she joined immediately after completing her nysc. At the end of the month, hardly would she be able to save 10k cos transport would have gulped the chunk of it.

Barely 3 years into her employment with access, there was a circular from the head office, in which each departmental head was asked to recommend 2 diligent contract staff under them for an interview. There were some who had been there on contract for nearly 4 years before she joined them. Her boss recommended her. She also recommended a guy whom my inlaw met there. She said her boss lady was always strict on her, not knowing she was grooming her. In short, she passed the tests and interviews and was converted to a regular staff, through an internal job advert . She was posted to their call centre, the position she held until she joined another bank of South African bank's affiliate. I don't want to mention the name but people could guess with that description. She was posted to their call centre at ilupeju before she moved to a multinational finance company.

At times, starting very little pays because you never can tell of the robust benefits lying ahead.

Delay is dangerous.

Anyway, she's just one of the very lucky few.

This is Nigeria... see how we living now?