₦airaland Forum

Chrisbenogor:
Nimshi!!!! where have thou been?

Aah!

Chris my friend!

Roaming all about the surface of the earth
Shielding me and my own from the ruinous engineered financial crisis
Combating our familiar fiends, the religionists
And breathing fresh air from the mountains.

Hope your road has been as rough and adventurous as mine :-)

jesu seun:
Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”-MATTHEW 19 V 6

According to matt 19 v 6,Is it right for a judge who is a Christian to give a divorce judgement?

Have you not also read:

Matt 16:19 “I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever ,

Yeah.

god is pissed; heck, with all those video games praising Satan and the people at Oyedepo's and Adeboye's churches only doing the praise well on Sundays and sparingly on weekdays; and we all know nrds play video games all day and all night long.

God's getting pissed, like "Hey, Michael Archangel, what the heck's going on on P.Earth?! Those damn earthlings, playing games and praising S! The noise level in my ear's gone down several orders of magnitude in decibels; what's going on!"

Then Michael the Archangel inspires a dude named Andrew living in his mother's basement to write an article. Then a lazy nairaland poster dumps it here without comment. And, sure enough, here we are,

The question is: who gets the bronze? Allah?

That's a problem. Some nasty guys won't like Allah coming 3rd. That''ll be cheating and there'll be protests, plus a few embassies torched here and there; you don't pray 5 times daily with several knocks on the ground with your forehead to come a pitiable 3rd . . .
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skyone:
At least it's better than using the money to set up terrorist camps around the world

And which pastor's doing that?

Think about it: if you have to compare a pastor's behaviour to that of terrorists to justify it, then the pastor must be in deep pits, yes?

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Well done for that short proof!

Sooo, what next?

Er, pray: is your god disturbed about what part of a woman a man sticks his plumbing equipment?

C'mon, what sort of unserious god bothers about such stuff?

And, is he watching when females and males are, er "self-servicing"? You need to remind him what's going on in Dafur. And Chile. And Haiti. And, heck, Nigeria. Tell those guys in heaven to stop watching earthly p.orn; there's more important stuff to bother about.

They need to get over it. Now.

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Nutjobs.

Guess Satan's having a real good come-on by all the praise, eh?

How does that work? Satan gets a kick from praises; what a revelation! How profound and relevant to existence.

And, er, this eternal Lake of Fire, what'll your god use to keep it burning eternally? That'll be an engineering feat, no? Would there be an invisible pipe into the flames of Hell keeping the fire ablaze, forever?

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Er, do you have hard data?

Really, do you?

And, well, if people're around more on Sundays, and have more opportunities to meet others more on Sundays, then may be you're really on to something.

But, er, why's this a fantastic thing? That stuff's happening where there're humans. What's new?

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You can't take anything written about the Hebrew tribal god to a nomadic desert tribe more than 3,000 years ago seriously.

You can't.

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Chris is a fraud.

It's a sorry thing that you're devoted to him.

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Funny.

Any m.oron could say there'll be another earthquake after Haiti. How's that a prophecy?

Taking the trickster Mr. Joshua seriously is the beginning of stu.pidity.
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Book of Proverbs 3:9 “honour the Lord with thy substance and with the first fruit of your increase”

Did the woman pastor define "increase"?

I've see Oyedepo in another boasting session taoday asking 'how many churches could have 2 world-class universities in Nigeria'.

First, no university in Nigeria is world-class, let alone Oyedepo's glorified seondary schools.

Second: how come most of the members of Oyedepo's cannot afford to attend his Church's universities.

Yet, these institutions - as well as Oyedepo's lifestyle - is funded by the Church.

Tunde Bakare is right; yet, his point isn't original. It's only interesting because one of them is saying it.

Pastors fleecing poor and rich alike by threathening them with God's anger.

Shame.

Who're these depraved hypocrites writing about "morality" and discussing about "[Mrs. Yar'Adua] on a personal level"?

Hypocrites, filthy things, depraved humans with misplaced priorities.

A country of over 150 million is held hostage by a single man and his wife.

And your concern is about getting personal and preaching a warped morality?

Spit.

Let's discuss national issues.

And if you must get pesonal, then think about what all the funds used for this terminally ill president's medical care could have been used for back at home.

Think of all those poor women and defenceless children who can't afford cheap malaria drugs. Think of everyone who's died since Mr. Yar'Adua became sick, simply because medical care is lacking on the shores of Nigeria.

When you've done that, let's hear how that drooling mantra of "getting personal" and "humanity" and "compassion" would sound.

Rubbish.

Disgusting.

Would you m.orons argue that Mr. Yar'Adua's health is more important or Mrs. Yar'Adua's grief more profound than that of those poor Nigerians who don't make the news?

I.diotic.
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The organisation controlling Jehovah's Witnesses is one of the worst offenders regarding child abuse/ra.pe in organised 'Christian' religion.

They're liars and revisionists: none of their prophecies have ever been found true.

They're quite justifiably described as a 'cult'.

What you see when they visit you at the door isn't what you get.

And, of course, like all nutjob religionists, they believe all other Christians are not real Christians.

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Kx:
Is that verifiable? If that was the case,why would the poster cry out?

Perhaps the poster isn't happy with the dividends, or that the poster hasn't been receiving dividends at all. People have different objectives. The IGI dividends have not been fantastic, but, the times haven't been fantastic either.

If you're really eager to sell, I could make a rather humble offer . . .

The regulations for the PP market (at least when IGI sought funds through that means) are quite extensively different than the regular market. IGI haven't lived up to their promises; many companies - even those listed - haven't lived up to their projections too.

But, tell: have you been receiving IGI dividends or not? If not, you need to check with the Registrars (I believe Union Registrars) and sort that out. IGI has been delivering. Of course, if you wish to sell your shares, then you could made private arrangements. Or, why're you eager for the listing?
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bolataiwo:

It will be recalled that Joshua prophesied that Ghana's Black Satellites would lift the FIFA U-20 World Cup, Egypt 2009.

On phone to Silas Teteh, Ghana's U-20 chief coach, Joshua told the coach whom to pick for the penalty shootout win against Brazil in the final, saying some of them would lose their kicks but that Ghana was going to carry the day.

FROM SATURDAY TRIBUNE

So? That's nothing.

He shoulød've told the Ghanaian keeper where to dive each time; if he does significantly better than chance, then he could start being viewed as effective.
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False prophet for sure.

His god couldn't count.
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abariko1:
Shiloh 2009 is here again, with the theme hour of restoration. Come see the Man of God (Dr. David Oyedepo) at Cannaan Land Ota, Lagos. Live and direct or go to any any Winners Chapel Church near you for all Winners Churches shall be Viewing Centres. As you come bear it in mind that God will embarrass you with blessings, Prosperity, Longevity and most of all God shall restore unto you your past years in which the Locust has eaten.

1) Is the Bishop also a medical doctor, or has he a doctorate degree?

2) If the answer to 1) is yes, how is that a relevant title for Shiloh 2009?

3) These claim/promises of "embarrassment with blessings" by God have been made before. Exactly what do they mean this time? With vague promises, it becomes tough to know when something has happened.

4) Could you tell Papa to tone down some on the rhetoric of fantastic moracles accomplished by his hand which we now get to hear every Sunday during the first service? It's becoming sth of an elaborate attempt to continue to boost the ego of the self.

And this: the Choir's interpretation of "He's Able" some three/four weeks ago was quite good. they should try to keep their performance at that level or better.
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No, you don't need "solid proof" to point out waht appears to be a discrepancy, and one for which you appear to have an in-house ally in the examiner who expressed suprise at some unsual arrangement. You politely note that you feel the arrangement was rather strange and request for an explanation. HR will wriggle out of it, but you will have added your voice. And if there's been other complaints like yours, someone will take notice.

Don't just whine and complain.

Look, people.

You're graduates; you've done your bit at the university; why should you put up with nonsense, even if it's suspicion? If you susopect foul-play, write letters, contact HR; and the foreigner, he has a name, doesn't he? Get his name. If there's some assistant, get their name; get their contacts. You probably know people who work in ExxonMobil, contact them, gather the relevant information. You didn't earn a degree in Nigeria to become timid because you're a job seeker; you must kick against cheatin/corruption when you suspect one. You could start by asking for explanations. And since you're not 100% sure, go Socratic, ask questions, it's your responsibility to do it.

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Dollar exchange rates at different locations today?

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semid:
, the positives for me in this team were the captain, Azeez, Ajagun & Emmanuel.

The Captain? Fortune Chukwudi? The fellow who's been playing in league level football for 8 years? The one whom Adokiye Amiesimaka revealed is at least 25 years old? The one with that face?? Positive??

Na real wah.

Up Swill Under-17s. Great victory.
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Fantastic result!

Shame on the cheats.

Fantastic Swiss Under-17s.

bros1234:
Its stupid people like you who never see or say anything about this nation. Just keep quiet if you don't know what to say And let me concentrate and see how to make money out of all these stuff.
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I heard that TB Joshua said that Nigeria will win. Just that I've even forgotten who told me. I'm just watching

How's your Forex trading software doing? Some may want to buy, but, do you always refer to as "stupid" those who don't share your enthusiasm for fraudulent success? It's a coin toss now which country wins, which makes curious any 'prediction' from the fraudster Mr. Joshua. Heck , he couldn't even count up to 2 correctly.

A nation of cheats.

Good performance in the age-limited competitions, yet woeful when age no more a barrier.

Cheats.
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A nation of cheats!

And they silence those who dare to speak the truth.

That's why you get fantastic Under-17 and Under-21 teams, yet nothing to write anywhere about in the senior team.

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Mor0ns.

Don't you know the difference between 3-2 and 3-1?

Did God show fraudster Joshua 3-1 or 3-2 over Kenya? Or, are you saying God couldn't count?

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oyb:
then i just saw that the governor is a christian

if he had been a muslim our islamwatchnazis would be all over the thread and it would have grown to 40 pages

There's clearly no shortage of religious bigots on both sides.

3 times a day during the working day, pray, for how long each time?

Religion is poisoning the Taraba State government; this time, it is the Christian type.

Morons.
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vanni:
I repeat, all my enemies shal be met with death sentence. Its not longer a prayer

I,m already getting phones calls of their death

The above is consistent with the theme of today's services at Winner's Chapel.

The change of gear from last week's rather uplifting message is sort of strange.

Death. Vengeance. etc etc

What happened during the week??