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5DMindset:
Which of the Gods forbid that ?

The God that will judge all other gods. The God, the other gods tremble before. The God of war. Yahweh is his name

Nma27:
Anugum. Though I wasn't pushing towards necromancy o... Do I have such liver? God forbid

smile.....Anugum. ka ko di?

Nma27:
One can point them towards that direction for quick result

It is Written, there is no relationship between the living and the dead. Seeking to converse or relate with the dead is necromancy... A knowledge strictly forbidden by God. Let the living, leave the dead alone and live the life God has given them. Peace

lordgosh:
@lordsamurai, 5dmindset luminoz

Please hw can 1 summon angels...angel of God ni ooo
Nt som demons
Nd also, i am only interested in relating with my guidian angel
Nd also ao prayer works

Bro listen.... Its forbidden by God to seek to relate or converse with your guardian angel. They work in the background of ur life Directing, educating and ministering to you as directed by God. Seeking a relationship with an angel has opened many to the doors of bondage when demons masquraded as angels and deceived them. Instead, seek to relate with the father of all spirits, ur father , the maker of the angels. That's the best bet. Thanks

my lordddd.... He kissed the eating away. This guy must be wicked. Kissing his wife like he is sucking orange or wants to strangle her. Chai

gmaribel:


Chai lwkmd

Hey you come out.... Where is your husband?

I am not married sir

You are not married
.
Yes sir

Ok....you are not married hmm....hnmm wait for me.

Have you seen any man you like here.

Yes sir

When do you want to marry

Today sir
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I couldn't finish watching the video because I can die of laughter





Loooools I am dead

Hahaha... Ur a comedian

luminouz:
Luminouz is here FAM.....
Here goes.....hope u get scared outta ur wits

MY SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE PART 4


Yeah well.....I was around 6 years old when d events i recounted in part 4 happened...lots of other supernatural stuffs occurred that are now lost in d catacombs of my memories n its only if I get a deja vu experience that I remember.....but what was constant in DAT house was our spiritual battles against elements that seemed super,hyper,mega determined to take at least one of our souls(both d kids n d parents, evils did not discriminate)...

I think I was close to eight years when d invisible slap incident occurred...d house next to us had this beautiful new occupant n she was a LG worker...naturally every guy around was on her case n even for an eight year old guy like me....I knew she was damn fine...me n my friends (had a couple back then) used to peep at her while she was passing by n we used to coo like little birds when she speaks English... Since its a next house n we are d one in ours n she is unmarried,she became kinda close to my mum...n that was where d problem started. All the men want her n am saying this in a very serious way,they WANT her in an obsessed way or should I say possessed way. D bachelors would stroll pass our house into d jungle on the pretext of tryna catch bushmeat when she was outside with mum or us. D married men tool turns to give me little notes to give aunty seun(n of course they gave me money for my trouble..lmaooo). I delivered most messages n she would scan through,smile but no replies at all. I just concocted replies to her suitors(some imaginary bullshiit d fools wanna hear so I could get more money). But I noticed she was always attentive to my DAD. Anytime he is home she would come n go extra mile just to be nice.Mum was always busy n I guess very trusting n she never smelled a rat. But I did n even I caught dad looking at her twice with a gleam in his eyes I knew I had to do something...As fate would have it,I went to fetch water at a stream close to our house n being inside d jungle, lotta trees n foliage are around. I had fetched my water n my eyes caught these luscious mangoes on trees n as I went further.. I started hearing heavy breathing. Like really heavy pounding sounds n thinking its d palmwine tappers I hid in a Bush close by n peeped at d source of d sound. Right before my eyes one of the trees( where d pounding sounds came from) close by tore a hole in d trunk n Aunty Seun came out.I quickly ducked back n she spoke to d trunk n mentioning dad's name said...'I must sleep with him today as I have slept with other men on this street n his destiny shall forever be mine' n d tree spoke back(I am not crazy guys...d fvcking tree spoke - like a drum voice sound).... N said ' u know d consequences if u fail to deliver as promised'... N she said she accepts, she turned n left n amazingly she didn't see me where I crouched( my small bucket ,painted green was in d bush too) n she left.
I waited forever before stepping out n rushing home. I went straight to my dad n told him m only God knew how I managed to convince him bit he listened n he walked in,took his shirt n went straight to church.
At 7pm, Aunty Seun waltzed in with a cooler of food( my mum went on a business trip to come d following day) dresed seductively n I swear my 8 year old diick twitched... She fine die. She was all 'where is daddy, I brought dinner since ur mum told me to take care of u guys' I was like....daddy don go out but he dey come...naso we siddon dey wait popsy way don go church( thank.God me n my bro don chao)..8( me n my bro dey gist),9( my bro don sleep..we lock gate),10 pm popsy never show n since GSM never dey..no how to call n Aunty Seun started sweating,jumping up n down n looking really crazy.
At each clock hour I go say 'aunty Seun pls let's eat'.. She like ' Shut up...let ur dad come first'. At exactly 11pm....I was on d couch when a hand appeared ( made of wood as real as fvck..6 fingers) n slapped Aunty seun.....
She was who is that? D response was another slap! She whirled around n got another slap...she didn't see d hand, yet I could see it clear as day! When d fifth slap came I heard shouts from other houses on our street...people dey scream..Eti/ Oju MI o( my ears/face oooooo).... Soon enough Aunty Seun unlocked d door n ran out( she ran to d kitchen n got 2 slaps...I was there with her coz she kept dragging along n tryna use me as shield... D plan didn't work) n she started crying....
Other houses had their own issues. Apparently in some weird way...all d men she slept with were getting d same number of slaps.....
Nobody slept in my street DAT night.....by dawn.. Aunty Seun ran mad....while d other men men were unconscious..... Anytime they wake up,d slaps continued.......
A Cele Pastor was brought to deliver them.....but Aunty Seun was still mad till I left d town...


Cc.....Platinumventure, SurestG, hill111, Brown14,shiitposter,sexybbstar, victornezzar,Iamharkinwaley,aniekpeno,fatymore,khaliyah,adedayo3193

Jesus...... Na wa. What did u dad say Wen he got bk? Pls give us more chapters. Thanks. Following madly

Bros ur number is not on wassap

Ginaz:
That was how my little cousin was then, she can bite you into convulsion.

I was on my own jejely, she decided to bite me. When you get what you ain't expecting, it shocks your body.... That was how the bite shook my skeleton out of my body.

I said "yeh" today na me and you... I gave her the hardest bite ever, like I was chewing a Christmas chicken. Not minding anybody

She started crying, my teeth marks on her arms like art decoration . Her mother came and was shouting what I did, I showed her the scar her biting biting pikin gave to me.

Since then...she bites only her food.

O.p you better cane your child, send his brain to the normal position.

Ur a comedian of the hugest degree

Processor01:
For a Christian, there is NOTHING like ancestral curses.
You cannot be born again and still lay claim to your former blood line while professing a new blood line in Christ.

No, there is no such thing for a christian. How does someone redeem you only to tag you with what happened in your former master's house? How?

The story of Jabez had absolutely nothing to do with ancestral strongmen.
Did the bible tell you this or you implied your own meaning into his story?
From the bible, the only thing that seemed obvious is that he was cursed at birth nevertheless, Jabez was a Jew, not a christian.

Bro trust me....... Trust me like someone who has seen the enemy boasting to him after he became a Christian. Trust me like someone who has battled them. Trust me like someone who the Holy Spirit has told they exist. Bro there is ancestral curses that continue in the life of a Christian after becoming a Christian. They exist. Trust me. They do

Getintouch2004:
Bros, even "Eternal Life"? Lol, you just cracked me up

Haha...Lol. Bro the thing dey pain me for the guy jor. Person go save money for months and lose am in a second. Its well. I hail u Bros

ProIyke:
It was a beautiful Saturday morning, sometime last month being May, i had planned to go to ikeja computer village to get a new phone , i didn't have any particular one in mind but which ever it is must be a high end android phone with good specs.
there was no other better day to do this than that fateful Saturday , having heard a lot of tales about ikeja computer village and being a newbie in town i saw it as a great opportunity to explore the market , i got there and saw a lot of shops and boys on the streets beckoning on me to buy their phones , i stopped to check some and walked past some. i went into slot shop and checked a glossary of their phones available and they all exceeded my budget of 20k for the specs i required, i decided to buy from one of the guys i had met earlier on the streets , he had a Tecno w5 lite which was remarkably new, i immediately fell in love with the phone and haggled the price with him , having just 20k as my budget i made it clear to him, surprisingly he agreed to sell at 20k , fine, he followed me to the bank there where i made an atm withdrawal , i gave him the money and he gave me the phone, i was busy checking the phone out and making sure everything was working fine when he immediately told me he wasnt selling again as the price was below what he bought it for .
He gave me back my money n i returned the phone to him, and then i left . i walked a few poles n decided to check my money only for me to discover to my chagrin , what i had was pieces of paper cut to the size of money and folded in a bunch just exactly as my money was.
at that point i became agitated , i couldn't believe my eyes, i have just been hoodwinked . i went back looking for him to no avail, sadly i went home , i lost my 20k just like that to an idiot . that bright saturday turned out for me a very ugly one. now i have learned my lesson never to patronize road side sellers irrespective of how cheap their wares may be. computer village is rift with criminals nad hooligans. Beware.

Simple rule people fail to follow. DONT EVER PATRONIZE THOSE GUYS SELLUJG STUFFS ON THE ROAD. EVEN IF ITS ETERNAL LIFE THEY ARE SELLING....DONT BUY.

MykaelX:
I have a lot of Nostalgia cartoons and Tv shows which were shown on sky one,NTA 2 channel 5,10,7,8 etc BOP TV,UK GOLD,the childrens channel,Sky Movies,Cartoon Network etc.I wanna help anyone remember their Nostalgia.Below is some of what i have: Allo Allo,Alvin and the chipmunks,Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin,Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers,Adventures of the little Prince(incomplete), Astro and the Space Mutts,Battle of the Planets,Bionic 6,Blackstar,Bravestarr,Captain N:Game Master,Care Bears,Chuck Norris and the Karate Commandos,C.O.P.S,Centurions,Danger Mouse,Defenders of the Earth,Dennis the Menace,Denver the last dinosaur,Dogtanian and the three muskehounds,Dungeons and Dragons,Fat Albert andthe cosby kids,Flash Gordon,Fraggle Rock,Galtar and the Golden Lance,Gummi Bears,Gijoe,He-man and the masters of the Universe,Inspector Gadget,Inhumanoids,Jayce and the Wheeled warriors,Jem,Karate Kid,Kidd Video,MASK,Mysterious Cities of gold,Police academy(incomplete),Pole Position,Rambo,Robobcop,Robotix,The real ghostbusters,Sabre Rider and the star sheriffs,Silverhawks,Spiral Zone,Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles,Little Nemo,Ulysses 31,Visionaries,Voltron-Lion Force,Voltron Vehicle force,Vytor the starfire champion,Thundersub,Thundercats,Transformers,Secret squirrel,superted,Robin of sherwood,Faulty towers,Some mothers do have them,Sledgehammer,the wonder years,Brush Strokes,Jane Eyre,Dempsey and Makepeace,TOM GRATTANS WAR,Smurfs,Jabberjaw,Victor and Hugo,the real adventures of jonny quest,Moonlighting and many more.Will gladly share with anyone who wants but i wont be available in Nigeria till middle of september..Just sending a heads up.P(#)

Pls how can I get them?

Ziinno:
Oh my...thank you.

Writing that was actually bitter-sweet for me. I cannot tell my story without that man in it.

He went back to the east before I was done with secondary school but I'm grateful he was my teacher for a time.

I do my best for others when I can and sometimes cannot. The reason I choose academia as a career was because of him, a chance to help others too.

Eya. That's nice. That's life for u. Its well dearie. God will help u to pass the baton on. Do.take care. Ciao

FYTnRUN:
Paying it forward #movie.. Its only fair you give reference to your source

I don't get o. U mean all I typed was said in a movie? Oga abeg o. I just wrote something from my head in a very emotional state. Wetin one be movie again na.

Ziinno:
Every term, I'd be among the students to go home for non-payment of fees,every bloody term. Before the fees team would get to my class, I'd have my bags ready. It didn't bother me, I always ended up top of the class ... well, first or second.

One term in J.S.S 3, I got my bag ready as usual but my name wasn't mentioned. I got the look look of..."This one don finally get breakthrough"from my classmates. It's ironic but it was my most embarrassing moment.

Oh, it turned out my teacher paid for me, it was exam week. Mr. Uzo, thank you forever. I turned out all right enough and I wish I could find you to thank you in person.

*sobs*
For a minute, my world just stopped and I cried for an eternity. I felt almost exactly what u went through.
I even screen shot ur post and will store it forever.
My eyes are a bit misty. Dearie, Look for someone else who can't repay u back and help out just like Mr uzo did. Then tell the person to continue the chain. I bet u, if not Mr uzo, one of his generation will benefit. Its well*sobs*

Because of 6k you go pay 50k. Penny wise....

Hi bro. First of all, for the fact that it is.mysterious, that means its spiritual. Since it is a spiritual case then...a spiritual solution should be used. It has to do with attacks on u by night. Are u a Christian? Then u just need to ensure u pray....esp waking up at night to pray ok?

Hello bro. This is very exquisite. perfect ui. simplistic interface etc. kudos the only thing i noticed not there is...in the admin module, you need to create a module for admin to see all registered users. I think that will be a good concept. kudos bro

After they will say Nigeria is very corrupt. If school children can do this....what will the adults be doing. Its only the person that is caught that is corrupt....those are not caught are ......(fill in the gap)

temi4fash:
That my prophet...

More anointing sir...

I meet her on one thread am sure she is fine..

But we would do as instructed...

No worries she would get your mention..

Your opinion is needed here boss..

Cc: sonofthunder

https://www.nairaland.com/3784690/whats-fate-good-godly-single

Thanks bro. Really appreciate. Let me check the thread, God willing.

temi4fash:
Shout out to Paulopecker....

How you doing bro

its been a while around here

Hope we are all safe

CC:
Sonofthunder

Jdazzle

oyeludef

Analice007/Anas09

HananHezron

nnamdiosu

Lamasta

Nnanna4

Among others

Thanks bro for checking up on us. God blews you plenty. Pls does of us who are strong should find time to pray for everyone in this group. Charlyng first, then the rest of us. Pls let's also pray for analice. For some time now my spirit has been troubled about her. Pls does anyone have her number. I haven't heard from her and need to speak to her urgently. Also henzron. Good night peeps

Destined2win:
With just a little faith, I want you to call her and Pray for her over the phone. She should believe and receive her healing.

Crying won't solve the problem.

*Modified *

Some people are attacking for telling her to pray. Oh how Ignorant can one be. Prayer is the only upperhand that those who operate in the spirit world have over an ordinary man, that is why manipulating them is so easy.
spiritual controls the physical. Infact there is no physical without the spiritual.
The efficacy of any medicine that will be prescribed on that woman is dependent on her state of mind and it is only a state of mind filled with faith and hope that can let her loose from physiological issues. An effective Prayer is a sure way to adopt that state of mind.
Effective prayer puts you into positive action that yields positive results.

People really perish due to lack of knowledge. Let me stop here abeg.

My dear......trust me, if u explain from noe till tomorrow, some people won't get it at all. Someone has being to several hospitals and yet there is no remedy and they still think its normal. Just say it mind and ignore the rude mentions and replies.
Take care

VicMadich88:
I met my wife (very beautiful, humble Igbo gal) in 2012, and we've been datin since then. We both from Imo State...

On tht same year we met, I moved to south Africa to study an still residing in SA. I see her twice a year, and she visits SA as well. We got married ths past February, and few days after our wedding, I had to return.

But now I feel I made a very big mistake by marrying her, not because she's bad for me bt because I've realized I'm not in love with her anymore. I don't know wat to do, she's such a wonderful lady. God fearing, sings in the church choir, young and beautiful.

How should I let her know that i'm not in love with her anymore? I'm scared of the embarrassment my parents will bare with all of this? Our pastor at church? Her family? I don't believe in divorce, so are my parents...but what do I do in this situation?.

bro, i know what u mean, but u should just know it's a thought from the pit of hell. Listen,
Don't let those nasty thoughts come up ur brain, as they come in shove them p.

2. Simply reflect on the good things u saw in her that made u fall in love initially. Just think of them . simple.

3. Ensure u aren't cheating, else...you've made me waste 21 mb typing all this.

Oga how did u know that Satan had a powerful sword in the beginning.? Pls let's not say things that God didn't tell us o

Lesson no 1: the man with the gun is ALWAYS RIGHT. Esp if u live in Nigeria. Be wise. Your blood is not worth the sacrifice...in Nigeria

Hello sis....
From ur story,........ this is the whole crux of the matter. But the problem was that the boxes of items they were to bring for me ended up being all cheap stuff, not even one single set of gold jewelry.

Now i don't know ur financial status or his.. but if becos of wrapper and gold ur family got angry with him....... i'll say thats very unfair of u guys. Is it wrapper u want to marry Is he of a good character, nice, accommodating etc? thats what u guys are suppose to be concerned about... NOT WRAPPER OR GOLD OK?

You guys probably gave them the wrong picture about ur family.....IF I WAS THEM, I WOULD HAVE RUN TOO. Look over the things i said up, reflect on them. However Don't call him back. DON'T. take it to God in prayers. If he is the one, he will come bk. If he isn't, don't blame ur herself. Everything happens for a reason and a lesson. The next true guy will come along. He too wont be perfect. He may or may not give u expensive wrappers and gold jewelry, but dont put that at heart. Those things can always come later. THEY AREN'T IMPORTANT.

You seem a very nice person and good at heart. Don't cry. Don't fret. All is good that ends well
I wish you the best in life. Take care.

She is truly a natural beauty. Both couples have beautiful smiles. I pray that the rest of your lives will be the best of it, and may it shine brighter and brighter to the more perfect day. Amen

Guy if u like ur life...run. Block her from contacting you in every way possible. May you not be used for spiritual slavery and sacrifice. Amen

Please....who has whistle?

gossippme:
If you have Dollars, Pounds payooner funds for sales please call or whatsapp me and i will buy at a very good rate. 08035727296

I do. What's the rate?

Tazdroid:
Super dog

Spider dog

Bat dog

Incredible dog

Iron dog

Captain Dog

Mighty dog

Most importantly....

NIGERIAN DOG!

Hahahaaa. You're a clown. Nigerian clown