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Sports › Re: 5 Unique Football Records That Might Never Be Broken by NoahHadNoArk: 7:34am On Apr 14, 2022
naijaclass:
1. Richie De Laet’s double title
On Saturday, May 7, 2016, Richie De Laet probably had the happiest day of his career. [s]The Belgian defender won the Championship title with Middlesbrough, whom he had joined on loan in the January 2016 transfer window.[/s]

On the same day, a few hundred kilometers away, his parent club Leicester City were celebrating their legendary Premier League title. They were handed the trophy after defeating Everton 3-1.

De Laet made 12 appearances for the Foxes before leaving on loan. This meant he met the minimum requirements needed to officially receive a league winner’s medal. According to ESPN, the defender drove down to Leicester after celebrating with Boro at their stadium and then joined his former club's celebrations.

He thus holds the record of being the only player to win a second division title and a first division title in the same season. To top it off, he received both medals on the same day as well. It seems unlikely that he will be joined anytime soon in the club of players to have achieved such a double.
Middlesbrough did not win the Championship in 2016......Burnley did.
Romance › Re: ? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:53pm On Apr 13, 2022
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Shoodboi:
You all need to stop this madness of going around and calling everyone a simp. You read an NL post about alpha males and then suddenly thin you're one and superior to every other man? If anything, all this points to the insecurity breeding in you and every other person who go around calling their fellow people simps.

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THE RED PILL IS GOLDEN


DEAL WITH IT
Romance › Re: ? by NoahHadNoArk:
Yet another SIMPle matter..........
You come to A savage Forum like this one to announce to the world you dating a single mom hooker, congrats to you cool


This story serves as another example of what redpillers have been saying for a long time now. Promiscuous female who got knocked up in her prime by a guy who cares little about her as a result of her loose morals, finds a SIMPle boy toy whose life she will continue to manipulate until he actually begs her into taking her to the altar. I bet you all, the OP will do it grin

Big question, is your momma aware you seeing a single momma?, if no, will she grant her blessings when she finds out?!?

She does hookups in your presence and I'm sure she leaves her child with you as babysitter and you gladly oblige, she's already turned you into her secretary delivering messages from her clients to her, what more are doing for her which you won't admit? Her laundry and her underwears ?!? grin grin those guys picking her up be shaking their heads at you and feeling glad they are not as weak as you are. From the moment you spelt it out that she's not billing you I saw a broke ass man child whose only delight is bragging to his fellow boys in his peer group that he's dating a single mother.

Please go back to your drawing board and rearrange your priorities. If we check your Acct balance now e no go reach 100k wey dey inside. You having a problem picking up and dating hot girls as a result of your simplehood and low self esteem. hence you settle for what you can find, a single mother, unrepentant olosho. Well done sir undecided






Cheers to the Red pill movement. grin






My peace I leave you



Note

The next time I come online this platform and read another of this silly, stupid, simp ass stories I will not take it lightly with the OP!!! angry
Mark my words.
Enough!
Politics › Re: Disclaimer: Viral Video Of Lady Spraying Money Not Mrs Obiano by NoahHadNoArk: 2:28pm On Apr 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
Are you God to decide that? She will win and nothing will happen, she has apologised to everyone and you are still this bitter, is your other name bitter leaf?
She only apologised cos she needed something. Coming from someone with a history of manipulating people beginning from her husband this is no surprise.
An apology after years of misdeed doesn't mean you've turned a new leaf or you a better person now.
Phones › Re: My Redmi9s Has Been Stolen I Need Help by NoahHadNoArk: 2:25pm On Apr 10, 2022
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gogeekish:
How can you be helped here? How is it possible to recover your phone by nairaland.com?
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They are lots of good tech hands here and people with brains who could produce useful suggestions unlike you.
If you have nothing to say switch off your data and take a nap.
Phones › Re: Please How Can I Get Back My Stolen Iphone 13 by NoahHadNoArk: 2:19pm On Apr 10, 2022
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Babaken:
Oga we no dey fight I just say the story no clear
No be fight.
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Phones › Re: Please How Can I Get Back My Stolen Iphone 13 by NoahHadNoArk: 1:39pm On Apr 10, 2022
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Babaken:
Someone using iPhone 13 jumping inside danfo that story no clear.
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How has this trash helped in the recovery of his device, or is stupidity your second name ?!?


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Sucre6:
Op is living a fake life, how can u be using iPhone 13 and be jumping danfo, ?

If u ain't got no car then you are dumb and clueless to be using phone that expensive
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His car could have broken down or he may have chosen not to use the phone that day!!!






The comments here be making me cringe in disgust undecided


These are the same people who will criticise a woman after she's been sexually assaulted because she was dressing inappropriately, who's to blame, the criminal rapist or an innocent woman walking the streets?
So someone buys an iPhone 13 he can't board a commercial bus again?!?

Most of you on this platform are still living in the cave age.

If you have nothing good to contribute, stop compounding the problem make person no join you with person wey thief the phone swear for una.
Phones › Re: Please How Can I Get Back My Stolen Iphone 13 by NoahHadNoArk: 1:30pm On Apr 10, 2022
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Telegram234:
u no see your life..
I pray u never see that phone again because na una dey use iphone dey oppress us..
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A poor man's mentality
Speaks a lot about you
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Sends Himself To Early Grave During Sex Competition With Loveth by NoahHadNoArk: 3:47pm On Apr 06, 2022
He died In active service ...... undecided

60 gunshots salutes for him , 10 for each successful round he made. cool



In other news, the Nigerian police should leave that girl alone.

Unless you want to take her up on another Challenge. grin


Let the Gunshots begin........Click Click, Powwww!!!! grin

Crime › Re: Robbers Raped My Younger Sisters. by NoahHadNoArk: 12:02pm On Apr 05, 2022
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GooodHardDick:
What's the name of this movie? angry
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Politics › Re: Freemasons In Government: Rev. Patrick Edet Should Mention Names by NoahHadNoArk: 8:30am On Apr 05, 2022
This man again in the news grin
Romance › Re: Bet9ja Owner Treated Me Well Today by NoahHadNoArk: 4:46pm On Apr 03, 2022
Eating the proceeds of your numerous losses

Congrats grin
Business › Re: Bet9ja Betzero Winning Strategy by NoahHadNoArk: 8:06pm On Apr 02, 2022
You will be the most Gullible of all fools if you fall for this BetZero scam.




These guys are hungry scammers and exposing them Is quick becoming my favorite pastime
Business › Re: Bet9ja Betzero Winning Strategy by NoahHadNoArk: 3:04pm On Apr 02, 2022
Christianity Etc › Re: From Pulpit To Palace: RCCG Pastor Becomes A Traditional Ruler {photos} by NoahHadNoArk: 7:50am On Apr 01, 2022
HedwigesMaduro:
A "pastor" leaves his flock to become a traditional ruler. That doesn't bother you?
God calls him to become king in his community and show his people the Light after years in backwardness and darkness, its a dawn of a new era for that community, I see some good news in this. Now why should that bother anyone ?!?
Because he's called a traditional ruler, I'm sure most of you are already jumping to the conclusion that diabolism and fetishism is involved but that may not always be the case.

Cut him some slack!
Politics › Re: This Is The Height Of Hate I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life by NoahHadNoArk: 7:34am On Mar 30, 2022
Wtf did I just read shocked
Family › Re: Is Nigeria Now Becoming The Worst Place To Raise A Child? by NoahHadNoArk:
Who is to blame? the government, our parents, social media, Churches, mosques, our laws, Academic institutions, peer pressure or our very own fvcking selves!?!


My Eldest sister used to tell me, "a child that wants to be bad, will always get bad in the end, no amount of flogging or discipline will change him or her". she goes on to say, " that I refused to be wayward, and get myself pregnant in my teens, I didn't do it to prove my parents wrong or scorn them, I did it for me, if I had nursed and nurtured the hate and bad blood I built up in me as a result of the curses, flogs and abuses I suffered growing up, I would have been a serial baby mama today Or a drug addict. She Just clocked 15years of Marital bliss last September with two beautiful boys.


Whether you send a child outside to school or he/she schools in the country in either a private or a public institution, nothing changes, and what will be will always be. Either ways is always a gamble.

Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it.
Proverbs 22:6


Everyone has a share in the blame game, since everyone has a role to play. Its really sad to note that The rot in this present generation will get worse as a result of the ease of acquiring smartphones, easy access to an internet polluted with Drugs, weapons, pørnography and the curse of social media. So whom will you blame, were will you start ? The Smartphone makers, The various Social media founders for their inventions, the Government for relaxing the laws or cyber that used to be strict before and now legalising almost everything, you the parent for acquiring them smartphone or allowing them use yours and not monitoring their activities, or their peers for bringing theirs and showing your teenage kids stuffs they've never been exposed to in their entire lives, or what?!? The list for the blame game is endless and the decay in morals and decency be at an all time high embarassed most guys be scared of bringing a girl child into the world, but a male child will still give you grief if you don't play your part to the fullest and hand them over to God to do the rest. At this Juncture I give up grin, make them just dey spoil dey go,

God epp us grin grin














I Dedicate this FTC to My Very Good Friend Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

You warned Nigerians and they refused to listen when they voted you out of office and replaced you with an absolute tyrant....... I hope you having the last laughs as you Watch them suffer in pains and regret while they lick their wounds.




My peace I leave you
Christianity Etc › Re: From Pulpit To Palace: RCCG Pastor Becomes A Traditional Ruler {photos} by NoahHadNoArk: 7:15pm On Mar 26, 2022
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Shalommy:
That's why i addressed alot of them as (men of gods). Chaii
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Bring in the next clown pls
Romance › Re: +18: SEX: We Have 4 Lives: Secret Of Peace Of Mind For Men — To Be Deleted Soon by NoahHadNoArk: 11:49am On Mar 26, 2022
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BadRadio:
Heaven knows I didn't read that epistle of Julius Czar u wrote up there. Go and do something useful with your life. You've been writing since 2005 yet u still can't afford one cup of a abakaliki ricegrin
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Next joke pls
Politics › Re: "I Can't Do Nigeria Anymore" - Senator Ita Giwa's Daughter, Koko Laments by NoahHadNoArk: 8:46pm On Mar 17, 2022
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heniford2:
true to your word not all girls are like my sister but you see this particular lady she's always seeking new dick to explore
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Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Vs Ebelechukwu, Obiano's Wife: Who Slapped Who? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:38pm On Mar 17, 2022
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justified007:
Shameless w.hore.s
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Uncalled for
Politics › Re: "I Can't Do Nigeria Anymore" - Senator Ita Giwa's Daughter, Koko Laments by NoahHadNoArk: 7:26pm On Mar 17, 2022
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heniford2:
She has tested alot silly sad dicks in Nigeria know she wan explore undecided grin
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Not all girls are like your sisters
Keep calm
Romance › Re: The Only Solution To The Decline In Men Willing To Settle Down.... by NoahHadNoArk: 12:33pm On Mar 15, 2022
Both the Op and the FTC, una smoke aba kush abi.




Una no say e no dey possible for girls this age to say no to money in exchange for opening their legs, why una wan kill una sef for something wey no go work for this our generation?

Una matter dey quick tire person o.

Abeg talk better thn jhor, comot this kain yeye topic for my front.

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